Fucking Idiot People
31 Oct 2017 · 2 h 30 min · 11,210 words · source
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What?
Are you a sicko?
Fucking idiot people.
That's not very polite how you're going to call someone stupid.
Alright, so why don't you come here and put your fucking mouth under my butt.
I'm not playing no fucking games, dude.
I, I fuck you son of a bitch.
Stop making us get to cutting. You're out of your crazy mind.
You ain't getting no goddamn dollars.
I'll fuck you all night long.
You're not perfect.
Why don't you piss off?
You're listening to the Madhouse Radio Prankcast.
This is Hayley, how can I help you?
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What would you like?
I'd like one eggs.
Just one egg?
Eggs.
Multiple eggs.
So you want two eggs?
One order of eggs.
Okay.
How would you like them cooked?
With heat.
You put heat on a cooking surface, apply heat to it.
Yeah.
Would you like them cooked over easy, over medium, over hard, poached, scrambled?
With cooking lubricant.
Okay.
Salt.
Okay.
Okay.
What else can I get for you?
Put it in the container, a box container.
Yeah.
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What starts, what goes like that?
Saa
Happy Birthday Milkman
Far out man, far out
Alright, let's try to call back
Let me see if I can get her again
Not Hayley, the other one
It didn't go, it didn't make go
Make go
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You didn't go and get breakfast in bed over there.
We are changing from a code 3 direct pursuit.
Not in bed.
Uh-uh.
Completely lost.
We're doing cabbages.
Thank you for calling Eggington's.
This is Haley.
How can I help you?
Yes.
How do you spell it?
What starts with S?
Sa, sa, sa.
Do you know how it goes?
This is Mallory.
Hey, Mallory.
I'm sorry.
Can we just do the order?
I'll stop being silly.
I'm really hungry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
What can I get for you?
One eggs?
Okay.
Okay.
How would you like them cooked?
Hot.
Okay.
I am the manager, and I have to ask you to stop.
Very nice, honey.
Very nice.
Good for you.
Well, they just all line up.
This isn't funny.
Good for you, honey.
Good for you.
They make you manager good.
That was sick.
That's all I'm good for, man.
I love that.
That was sick.
I love doing that shit.
Even in this political climate that we're in now where you have to be careful what you do and say to the woman.
So, so nice and so kind and so thoughtful.
You offered a proper greeting.
Good times.
Well, yeah, happy birthday, Milkman.
It's also Halloween 2017.
You're listening to Madhouse Radio.
Thank you, man.
Good to have you on.
87 years old, buddy.
87 years old.
and still counting real quick let me give out the information here for everyone may not know everything of how everything is the website of the show right the website of the show I forget what it is Milkman do you remember you've been a while since you've been on
www.madhouselive.com
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The times that I've tried it out, it has a very low delay.
Yeah, very low delay.
The times that I've tried it out, it has a very low delay.
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The uh here's another example so like the the app that i use on my ipad for stuff like
playing the uh sound effects like oh god bill like this here applause it's all falling down
peck peck so the app that i used to use for that i did my ios upgrade to ios 11 and the app the
free the app that i had paid for actually a couple years ago and had all set up for my soundboard
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No, it's just, it's incompatible, and the people that used to make the app don't, they haven't updated it in two years anyway, so it's obviously not going to get updated.
So, there's an app out there that will handle the way that I need it to work, full functionality, like a professional soundboard.
It's $35.
It's a one-time $35 fee.
Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
So, it's a great app, though.
It's not cheap, bro.
It is not cheap.
No, it's not.
It's good stuff.
It's an Apple, it's an App Store thing.
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to have the laughs for everybody else.
I've run out of clean on you Come on everybody, get in the ball Get in the bag Join the millennia I heard the crows outside the window Let me get the caller ID and all that set up We'll start some prank calls here Guess it's me they're talking about I'm getting hungry, man I don't have no heat in the bag You need some beans for breakfast Well, I got heat I got heat for the bagger Beans for breakfast once again
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How's it going?
I have some beans for breakfast.
Okay.
Alright, so I go into a holiday party tonight and I'm going to be dressed as the Phantom of the Opera.
I'd like to bring some sushi.
Hello?
What, dude, really?
Come on, man.
I had a whole story.
I'm sorry, Milkman, you didn't get connected.
Down from the fire that I built in your closet by mistake.
After I got saved in my naked overall.
Hello?
How's the sushi?
Yeah, hey.
Calling to make an order to pick up tonight.
Can I get a shimmy?
What computer?
Stop all the downloading Beans for breakfast once again
What can I get?
One sushi.
You didn't ask me how I wanted the sushi.
Come on
Beans for breakfast once again
Hello?
You didn't ask me how I wanted the sushi I said
Yeah hi let's make an order
Yeah
What do you get?
One sushi
Womens Sushi
Ok
What do you....What sushi? What do you want?
Uh, I'd like a...let's see...Overeasy
Didn't they say that's how they want orders? These places?
Hello? Yeah, want sushi?
Hey, he's not hanging out for a...
We got in number with some big park men!
What in the hell is going on? This guy will not give you an over easy
There's a park men! Alright man! That's the man. That'll man. Alright...
You got nothing. Nothing out.
Okay, yes sir.
Beekeeper, can we help you?
Yeah, hi. How are you?
Good.
Good. Is this bee removal?
Yes, how can we help you today?
Yeah, I just took out a life insurance policy on my wife, and she happens to be allergic to bees.
How many bees could I get for, let's say, $20?
What?
I'm looking to see how many bees I could get for $20.
What?
You have reached the beekeeper. Please leave your name.
Beekeeper.
I got a bug.
Don't turn your back on the back of my...
Hey, Brock. How may I help you today?
Yeah, hi. Is this bee removal?
It's called bee removal.
Okay. I was looking to see if I can make an order.
We don't. We only do bee removal, sir. That's all we do.
Okay, okay. Do you have any suggestions, then?
For what, sir?
Well, my son is scared of bee machines, so I was out there swatting at a, there was like a bee thing, like they had a bee nest that someone delivered to my house, in my yard, and I started swatting at it with a baseball bat, and they're flying all around, they're around and around, all over, all around the house.
For the insurance reasons, we cannot suggest, you know, anybody do any kind of removal. All we can say is call an expert to remove.
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B-Hive
B-Hive
No
Yes, it's called a B-Hive
Alright, okay
Do I get to kill the bees?
That's what we
We'll capture them and take them away, sir
No, no, I don't want you to take them away
To like put them back on a farm or something
I want to kill them
I want to destroy them
I wanna teach them a lesson
I wanna drown them
I wanna kill the queen in front of them
And then I wanna take care of all the other ones
The first thing I like to do is put them in a camp
To make them
Sir do you need to schedule an appointment in?
We're real busy right now
I wanna force them to make honey for me
Fucking idiot people
Hey fuck you motherfucker
Idiot people
Please take a dick out of your mouth buddy
Because you're damn busy
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Are you deaf also?
No, I'm not a stupid one, but that's not very polite how you're going to call someone stupid.
Are you stupid deaf?
Okay, I'm going to hang up, and this is a recorded line and a federal line.
Federal line, my ass. Federation of what?
Sir, you have a good day. Do not call this number back.
What do you mean a federal line? Do you really want me to believe it's a federal line?
Stupid. This is a federal line.
Yes, the trucker safety line is a federal line.
Safe dealer network, how can I help you?
Yeah, what bureau do you work for in the federal government?
This is Safe Dealer Network, where you report driving on the road.
Are you a part of the federal government?
We're a monitoring service, sir.
Are you calling to report someone's driving?
Are you part of the federal government, or are you a third party, like an independent company in the private sector?
We're a third-party monitoring service.
So you're not a federal employee, you're saying, right?
We're a third-party monitoring service.
Why are you answering my questions with questions?
Vehicle number 166.
Okay, and what state did this happen in?
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Milkman
We're doing some numbers syncing by the big parkman.
Let me mark that.
Thank you parkman.
Courtesy of the parkman.
Yeah.
Courtesy of the parkman.
Um, here we got a milker center.
Fuller's Milker Center.
Mmm mmm.
This one's for you Milkman, cause of milk and all that.
You're making me thirsty.
I have to go get something.
Yeah, I can't wait to get that sour taste of milk in my mouth.
Hello?
Hello, good afternoon Fuller.
Yeah, I'm having a problem with Milkman.
Hey.
What can I do to help?
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I just wanted to see if you knew.
No, I didn't know.
You just made it up.
I can't believe you're single.
You sound so incredible.
Yeah, I'm a good guy.
I'm good.
I like licking labia and sucking on clit.
I like the female sexual organ.
I like all of it.
Every single inch of it.
This is like the best mungo I've ever had at work.
Yay!
Who else is there I could talk dirty to and be demeaning to?
Rooster's here.
Would you like to talk to him?
He's a real cock-a-doodle-doo.
Yeah, put that cock on the phone.
He's standing right here.
Hey, big penis, how you doing?
What?
How you doing, you big penis, you?
I'm doing fantastic, and how are you?
I'm good.
How big is your sexual organs?
Why are you so curious?
Well, you sound like you got a big dong.
He told me I sound fat.
Why don't you show it to her?
Show her your penis.
Let's play.
Let's play naughty.
Show her your penis.
Hi, Artie.
Show her your penis.
We work together, you psycho.
So you guys get naked all the time?
You seen your dicks?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah?
That's what we do.
We milk each other, that's what we do here.
Oh, why don't you give him a blowjob?
The girls milk the boys, the boys milk the girls.
Why don't you give him a blowjob now? We can hear. I want to hear it.
I'm not in the mood right now, sorry sir.
Oh, you just get some?
Yeah.
Yeah, my last stop.
You already porked her?
I did.
Alright, well fuck you, alright? I hope you fucking die. Both of you, I hope you fucking die.
Alright, he left. That wasn't me that hung up either.
I hope you fucking die.
I love those stupid prank calls.
Wow, they were cool, man. I liked them.
We got to call them back sometime.
Maybe.
They're just too fun.
Boogie Man.
I don't get anything out of that.
Like, when I hear a show and it's like that, it's like, tee-hee, we're all friends now.
I'm like, uh-huh.
Oh, I know, you old fucking turd.
You got to start laughing again.
I don't think it's funny.
And what I don't really, and you know what I really don't like is musical comedy.
Like, when I'm watching Saturday Night Live and they start breaking into a funny song,
I'm like, click, I'm done.
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Well, it's so funny because I'm doing that singing.
That's too laugh-in-y, man.
If I wouldn't be able to laugh at it if it wasn't to music, I am not interested.
Thank you.
Have you ever seen Laugh-In?
You know, they do a lot of that singing shit.
Well, Laugh-In would just dance for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, singing and laughing and dancing.
It'd be like a mock-up Broadway kind of, you know, with games on there, you know, with costumes and shit.
I ain't got time for that.
Yeah.
Costume.
Here comes a costume place, Milkman.
Costume place.
Well, they sure ain't opening today.
Fuck yeah, this is a good song.
Pal and Jordan hooking up what should be a live Arby's person.
Let's try that.
I could use that number.
Milkman, did you know about that Verizon burger?
The Verizon Burger The Venison Burger
We can see if they can deliver it by Uber Let's find out if Arby's can deliver with Uber
This place must be busy with all the nerds coming
Thanks for calling Costume Avenue
Why did they put it there?
No McDonald's
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Say what? McDonald's what?
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The point is, why the fuck is it the customer's responsibility to make up what Uber should have given us in the first place, right?
They should have fucking given it their decent rate, and then you could do it as you needed to.
But no, they got to make it so now the only way you can get what you should, and it's not enough.
But what you should get is to rely on the customer's kindness or extra generosity.
And really, Uber's bullshit. It's their shit that's causing the problem.
They need income.
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I am the customer of Five Star Experience, motherfuckers, you know?
I mean, that's the way I look at it.
You know, you're holding the whole shit up.
You know, I need to come over here and check out how hot it is.
Are you guys going to lay around on couches and shit?
I know what the fuck's going on.
Fuck, dude, all I want is you to stick to shit and go, man.
I'm like, you know, if you can take it in five minutes, that'd be even better, dude.
If you can do it in three, I'll be in and out of here, man.
It's a completely closed-ended show.
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I gotta go check on the dog
over here real quick. He's just whining
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Uh, I don't know. Just got home.
That's good. You're obviously alive and breathing, so that's good, too.
I was at the doctor. I had a bad experience at Arby's.
That'll be my day tomorrow.
I had a bad experience at Arby's, so...
Uh-oh. What happened?
They put me in the doctor. I had to go to urgent care.
Okay, what did you eat?
I had a venison burger.
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Okay, and that's in Casper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and what date was the visit on?
When would you guys sell in the venison burger? It was different in every location. I'm not sure
I would need to know when you were there. No, there was one big day nationwide
No, there wasn't it was like a week and not every store had it for a full week
It would depend on the location and I'm not sure
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I apologize for this. Could you please tell me which location have you visited?
Give me a second. I have to go to the bathroom, all right? Give me a second.
I'm hearing that I got to use the toilet. I have to sit on the toilet. I'm so sick.
They said it was going to be like this for 24 hours and I can't work tomorrow because of the food poisoning.
Are you there?
Yes, sir. I'm still here. If you want, you can take time and call us later.
No, no, I have to take care of it now because I have to go now to the pharmacy. I have to go pick up my medication, you know.
Okay, okay. Sir, could you please tell me which location have you visited?
In Casper, Wyoming.
Casper?
Wyoming.
Okay. Did you go to the drive-thru, eat in, or carry out?
I went in because it was the day that the Verizon burger was being sold.
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But wait a minute
Why did they sell me the hamburger?
Why did they sell me the
Why did they sell me that?
And it was rotten
They get me sick
Why?
I don't know
uh so we extremely apologize for this we need to investigate about it because i'm in corporate
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i mean you didn't take much information so we will call you back to take the information it
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The venison burger?
Mm-hmm.
Did you, do you know how long ago, why aren't you asking me the questions like you're supposed to?
You didn't ask me when this happened. Why?
I asked you, did you go to the drive-thru, and you were telling me something else, so I was just giving you a time.
I think you're not in a good situation, that's the reason.
Hang on, let me leave the bathroom, hang on.
okay all right I'm out can you hear me okay now is this better yes sir so you ordered vincent
sandwich what happened the venison sandwich okay I ordered it and I ate it today this morning
because I found it it was still in the bag from a week and a half ago and I ate it and I got sick
I had this shit diarrhea really bad I got shit diarrhea you purchased it about a week ago well
Well, what was the day that the Verizon burger came out?
21st October.
Okay, yeah, that's when I bought it.
And then I ate it today and I shit my pants.
I shit in my pants.
I was playing golf and I felt it in my stomach.
And then the shit diarrhea came out of my pants.
Ordered it on 21st and this is 31st.
That's a 10-day-old food.
Definitely, it will give you a problem.
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Banchod, Banchod.
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Yeah.
Look, he had a hot finger, man.
He was crazy.
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I was looking for that. I didn't hear the sound effect. I was looking for that in the toilet flash.
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The problem right now is that the, like I was mentioning about the app that I got now, it's a beautiful app.
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I didn't get you poor Indian people.
Well, you know how you can pay less for a contractor from India than from the United States?
No, I don't know. Do you have positions or what?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
See, if you have positions, you should send it to your requirements in the email.
Okay.
If we have some matching, because it's not like this.
How many Indian dirty people you have?
See, the way you are talking to me, don't take me wrong.
Why are you being racist?
No, not racist. No, I'm not being a racist. What do you mean?
Yeah, why are you being racist? So, employees are employees and contractors, whether they are full-time or contractors, we should be treating them nicely.
But you know how those people have a smell, you know? They smell like armpit and deodorant at the same time instead of just deodorant.
See, the best I could tell you, my friend, is you have an email, send it over your requirements.
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Bring lovely sister and I fuck her, you know right in front of you. You're calling a wrong number my friend
I I don't know. I don't know. I want to
I want to kiss your sister in front of you to show you
Racist
Little more racism makes the show fun
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Come on
Dial the numbers right, sir
Oh my lord
Oh man, Mark man, you're just
Home right here, brother
Let's see if we can find some more phone numbers
Hey, have you heard
Hey, hey, hey, Armando, have you heard anything from, uh, uh, Jim Stute?
Jim Stute?
Oh, shit, I didn't call that guy. Let's see what he's up to.
Let me hit him up on the old, uh,
what's his shit called?
On the old WhatsApp. See if he's around.
Jim Stute. Oh, Jim Stute.
Oh, my Lord, really? How's he doing? Have you heard from him lately?
Oh, yeah, I can keep up with him. He's been doing good.
All right.
Hey, Jen, it's Carlito. I'm here with Milkman. We're doing a show.
We're wondering if you're busy. Maybe you want to jump on and let me know.
All right, okay, bye.
Yeah, that's good.
See if you guys know.
We lost Brad at it today. Let's get him playing.
All right. I should have let him know early. That's my bad.
I completely forgot about letting him know.
Oh, I thought you had it last night, man. Okay, all right.
Anyway, never mind.
That's my fault.
All right, honey baby.
I'm a failure.
You're forgiven. You're forgiven. Don't get a wet hug.
Let me see if I can figure out how to zoom in on this so I can call home.
Here we go. Here we go.
Ah, looking for a job. Are you looking for a job?
I'm looking for a job.
You hire me.
You don't need the other end.
You have credit.
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Good afternoon, can I help you?
Yes, hello. Do you have Indian people?
For what? Sorry?
I like those Indian people. They're very smart.
I know they have a smell and everything, but they're very good and smart.
I'm looking for some developers.
For what?
I said they have a smell. Come on, guys. Be honest. Those guys have the smell.
Hi, I'm looking for Indian people who work for less money than American people to work as developers.
I have no idea.
You know how you people will work for less money a little bit?
No, we don't hire people.
No, I'm looking for people.
No, we don't recruit those people.
What kind of people do you recruit?
IT.
Who? IT?
IT people.
I'm looking for IT people. I'm looking for developers.
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Enough of that.
Next one instead.
Let's see what we got here.
Good afternoon, Aftek.
Hey, you know how Indian people taking all jobs like that in IT?
What?
You know how Indian people take all the jobs in IT?
No, I didn't know that.
What are you talking about?
Well, it's happening to me a lot. Isn't this Indian company? No, no. Oh good because I don't like working with those dirty people, you know
Yeah
Seriously let that idea go
If I could get just one good one, all right
I want to ship a package or a letter to India. Yeah
Send a package to India?
No, I want to. It's a shit.
I want to take a shit in a bag and put it and send it to the Prime Minister of India.
Can you help me with that?
Yeah, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Tell me.
I'm looking for information.
Yeah.
Okay, I need to send a package to India.
Where is the Prime Minister? Where does he stay? In Mumbai? In Bombay?
Where is he?
New Delhi.
New Delhi?
Yeah.
Oh, he's at the New Delhi? Okay.
Does he make sandwiches? Okay.
All right, so I need to send I need to send him something
I need to send him I want to defecate in a bag my shit come out to Modi
I guess his name is Modi and I want to send it to him so he can smell it because that's how India smells
Anyway, you know, so I think it's a good gift. All right, come here and I put mouth
Did you have lovely sister? Do you have lovely sister Ben Ben Ben should I go banjo for you?
Yeah, come down come bring go have lovely sister ready for me for me to kiss and
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My name is Narendra Modi I masturbate okay you know who I am I am I am his excellency the
honorable Narendra Damado Daras Modi and I like to masturbate in front of my children I used to
show them how to fuck you have a mom uh yeah your mom because my father fucked your mom and I came
from your mom I quite you have a mother yeah your mother same we have same we are my brother you
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Tell your mother about Narendra Modi and whatever shit you talk, talk to them.
If you have one.
If you're born from a fucking bull, then you talk to the bull over there.
Or whoever, bitch.
But over here, it's not going to work.
A bull is a male cow, stupid.
You're not from this country.
Yeah, you sounded like you come from a freaking bull.
How?
Out of his asshole?
Very funny.
Wow, you got me.
You must be very impressed with yourself.
Must be very homophobic like all Indian people like all you people find something else to do is better for you like all you dirty people right now I will not repeat myself to keep your shit well you hey can you do me a favor tell your mother because it's my mother is your mother so you just tell her that for me okay right what you cannot be my brother you motherfucker no my mother my father fucked your mother you are my father some motherfucking nasty asshole born from some shit
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Everyone will be allowed to call in.
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But when you die, they put your GPS in your butt and a trapdoor at the bottom.
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That's the right.
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Yes, man.
No, no, no.
You don't sing yet, man.
Extra long break.
Yeah.
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Anyway, let's get to some more Prank Calls real quick.
We'll destroy this whole thing called Madhouse Radio today.
Baby, baby.
Let me go back to Parkman Numbers.
Dental Assistant Job.
Let's try it. Look when playing music play music, huh? Look at that crazy guitar ears
Hello, oh, hi, I'm a CD have a dental assistant position. Do you get to put the fingers in the girl's mouth? Oh
Come on, I was quick. I had other ideas
I want to put him under sedation car salesman job let's see welcome to home box office subscription
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Cops took my gun away.
Cops took my gun away.
Say that again?
I used to work for, like, Armed Guard Machines International.
Don't know if you've ever heard of them before.
I have not.
Okay.
I also used to work for Whitesnake.
Whitesnake.
I've not heard of that one either.
Okay.
Yeah, they're a private firm.
This is security for the Hell's Angels back in the day before the whole thing with the
Mongols went down.
I decided to get out of that.
Okay.
All right.
Cops took my gun away.
Uh, would you guys be able to give me a new one, or do I have to have my own piece?
Nope, uh, we don't furnish weapons.
Shit.
Well, the cops took my gun away, I guess, because I was, I have a habit of talking with my gun, like, you know how people use their hands when they talk?
I like to, like, have the gun and gesture with it, you know?
Like, someone asked, what happened was someone, an old lady asked me at the hospital, I was working as armed security, she said,
Hey, where, how do you get to the canteen, you know, to the cafeteria?
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because need to meet you just need to meet the uh... qualifications as listed
on the job description okay up and you can fill out a uh... you can fill out a
an application and send it in and I'll look at it and I'll go from there
Do you offer pay medical insurance?
No we do not. Do you have any insurance incentives at all?
supplemental? I have none.
shit alright so
uh... how do I take care of my sexual organs
uh... it's on your own
Call again but he won't answer Milkman, he won't answer.
Sincerely doubt he'll answer now.
You're a sexual organism, sir.
Organism.
Yeah, my employer offers pet insurance.
Someone in the chat room, I forget who, talking about employers' pet insurance.
They do that.
Hello?
Dr. Robbins?
Yeah, hi.
We're calling regarding dental system position.
Yes.
Yeah, do I get to put the girls under sedation?
Sicko.
I'm touching it, my sexual organs I'm touching it, no you don't, I'm blocking
No, I'm blocking it What's the last four numbers?
No, oh my god No, I'm not, I'm just
It's young up instead
I'm here, I'm here
Moving on, type 2 diabetes clinical trial
My name's Hickey Bitty.
What's your name and number?
It's your whole face.
You want some warm apple pie?
Milkman, would you fuck an orange?
Or a grapefruit?
Huh?
Would you have sex with...
Orange to research.
Yeah, hi.
I'm saying this is type 2 diabetes clinical trial?
Yes, sir.
We actually have a couple of type 2 diabetes studies going on.
If you're interested, we can get some information and see about possibly bringing you in for screening.
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You can call me whatever you want there, honey.
Oh, thanks a lot, Harvey Weinstein.
Thanks a lot, Bill Cosby, for ruining a good thing we had going on.
We were trying to get that girl to come in.
Hello, volunteer research group.
Yeah, hi.
How much do I get paid for clinical trial?
Sir, it depends on the study.
Your name?
Ma'am, you don't have to say sir like that.
What do you mean, sir?
Why do you have to be so like that?
So assertive.
Excuse me, I didn't say sir like that.
Yes, you did.
What did you say?
You said sir?
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Clues Nary medication it can what can happen what can happen it does a release in the pancreas. Can it lead to pancreatitis?
Is that I'm not sure I'd have to look up the entire protocol. What's the medication? What is it?
What are we talking about?
Medication for people who suffer from diabetes diabetes and fatty liver
Quiet quiet quiet. No, I don't drink of course. So, you know Nash is non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
It has nothing to do with drinking. Yeah, but let's be honest
What you were getting at What you were getting at I said no I already said no I already said no Hello Hello I already said no Typical woman Yes go ahead You're not on mute How did I hurt your feelings now Oh I'm the only one there huh I'm the only one there huh I don't have anything else to say sir I'm sorry that you don't fit into this study Okay And where are you located are you here locally because this is an outpatient study Yeah it is
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Labia Clitoris
I'm just going to hang up on you.
Vaginal stimulation.
There's no reason that we need to talk to you anymore.
Vaginal stimulation with the mouth or lips.
ATM.
Ask to Mouth.
Here, research.
Hi, ATM.
I'm sorry?
ATM.
You know what that is?
No, I'm sorry.
How can I help you?
ATM is Ask to Mouth.
Excuse me?
Ask to Mouth.
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Okay, sir, did you just call a second ago?
No.
Okay, I'm pretty sure you did.
You're going to need to stop calling and harassing me.
I didn't call a second ago.
Alright, moving along.
Oh, this is one of those that you record
later on the philosophy call, you know,
two, three times.
There's a flyer at the end.
Right, right.
Let's see if we get a shout-out here
to Big Dwight McClanahan.
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there should be like a piece of paper
or a note
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Good afternoon, Dr. Office.
Hi, is this the doctor?
Excuse me?
Is this the doctor?
This is the dental office.
Yeah, I don't know if I was talking to the doctor or a staff member.
Staff member.
Do you have a position for dental assistant available?
We do.
Are you doing interviews this week or am I too late?
No, we're asking that you come by and pick up an application.
Okay, I want to combine don't get to put my fingers in the groome mouth
Oh, yeah, and put them under sedation and touch their sexual organs. No, and this is really inappropriate
We do have your name and numbers 11 appreciate
I don't know what that was about wives unnecessarily volunteer research. I can help you
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Oh man, this is my fault. He could have made it if I would have told him in advance. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I don't think I can patch in on WhatsApp. It would have to be Skype there, Jen Stewart.
Or if you have a phone number I can call you at. If you type it in for me, I can call it.
I can call International and have you join in. Yay!
Type 2 diabetes everybody! Yeah! How about it, huh?
I give you gas.
Yeah. The music got all funky there for the...
So we'll change out of that mode.
It's not going to be on much longer anyway. I don't want to go through anything crazy special.
Sorry, Milkman, but I got to do stuff.
Let's see.
Me too.
Hey, it's Milkman's birthday.
Yay, it's Milkman's birthday, my friend Milkman.
Can we get him a guitar?
A for-free guitar?
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Come on over and let the lady you're going to come out to the receptionist and just let her know hey I know I'm a little late but can you have somebody take me to the store that's there you go man you're going to have fun you're going to love it can I bring my baseball bat with me you can't bring it but you're going to have to leave it with the no I'm going to hit people with it yeah well if you want to hit people that's not going to be a good idea well you can't you won't know you won't know yeah I won't know because I'm going to be in a different location where are you going to
TK Yeah, well, there's 10 different buildings here.
TK Yeah, you're an asshole.
TK Thanks.
TK Stupid asshole, you.
TK Yeah, whatever.
TK Fuck that guy.
TK Fucking guitars.
TK Uh, grocery store.
TK Yeah.
TK What's that company?
TK Oh, never mind, never mind, never mind.
TK Uh, Taylor Guitars.
TK You ever heard of Taylor Guitars?
TK Dude, I know you wouldn't know out there.
TK That was Takamine.
TK I don't know.
TK Taylor, Taylor.
TK Taylor Guitars.
Thank you for calling Kroger at the Corbin Station.
TK Yeah.
For the bakery, please press 1.
Yeah!
For the deli department, one moment please.
The person you have called is not available.
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For the deli department, press 2.
For the floral department, press 3.
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Aw, man, I was gonna get you a nice, uh, fuckin', whatchamacallit, uh, guitar-shaped, uh, cake.
We'll try it again.
One moment, please.
The person you have called is not available.
Oh well Milkman, you just can't do that.
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I was going about 70, 75, the cops said, and they could clearly see me, like, driving, and I was, like, lifting up.
I was kind of, like, standing up on the seat with my pants down, and I was showing my sexual organs to everybody.
Okay. Hold on one second.
You're so hot, too, when you giggle and laugh.
Is it a Peterbilt? I can't wait.
Is it a Peterbilt? This is Jeff. We're at Missy O'Valley. Can I help you?
Hey, Jennifer. How are you? My name is Cross.
My name is Cross Valente. I was driving for Estes, and I just got pulled off a truck for showing my sexual organs outside the window.
All right, so, hey, honey, you know, we're going to have to call you back, all right?
Okay.
Okay, I just got some news here we want to share with people, all right?
God bless you. Be careful out there, okay?
All right.
Bye, honey, bye.
All right, so normally in a time like this, I'll play breaking news, right?
I noticed someone in chat said they were looking at NYPD scanners, and I said, uh-oh.
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at this individual acted by himself
and and obviously this is uh...
the nightmare for anyone in law enforcement no matter what you do no matter what n y p
d or the fbi or anyone else tries to do
to make city safe
at the end of the day they're always going to be soft targets and always people are always
going to have access to cars
or trucks
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Jake again we go back we look at the terrorist attacks that we've seen over the past two
or three years and and we know that al Qaeda and other terrorist groups have put out a
call to use whatever you can whether it's a bicycle a vehicle a bus a truck whatever
and and try to take out as many people as you can and again I know this is early on
but when you have a rental truck it looks like from from a rental company that drives
drive that many blocks down
a bike trail and we have so far initial reports
that six people have been killed
obviously it sounds like this is fairly
uh... this individual did this purposefully
uh... now we just have to figure out exactly what the motive is
i want to bring back a cnn sprint
jingrass who's uh... still on the phone with us in new york looks it looks to me
like it's one of those rental home depot uh... restaurant
you know one of those trucks you can rent from home depot for the hour
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uh... and runners are similar purposes here are with me and and said to law
enforcement sources uh... told him recently
according to the latest information they had
six people have been killed six innocent that that's what they have that was
preliminary and for info they were basing that off of uh...
some of the emergency medical services teams
there were on the scene and uh... this person told me one of the persons
but one of you told me he was in a briefing so we couldn't really let's go
and step away from that coverage right now that's is breaking news here
I was trying to get a hold of Big Zolar during that because he's our New York City correspondent
But no answer from him. He may be dead everybody just be on the lookout there as well
Or maybe dead look man. You're on mute over there. If you got anything to add to the situation
Hello, I'm on air. Yeah. Hey, how you doing? This is the bar and grill
Oh, you guys seen this news what happened in New York City? Oh my god. Oh my god
Just make it Wow
Wow
He had to go run
Let's call the Home Depot New York City see if they can fast Eddie's hello
Yeah, are you guys playing the news cuz I need to come down see what's happening. I got family in New York City
What happened? Do you have it on? I don't know the behind the bar
There was a terrorist. There's a terrorist attack. Take it off ESPN. Put it on CNN Harry
Oh shit.
Fox UFC.
Alright.
I know you have.
First flight, can I help you?
Yeah, hi, first flight.
You guys are in New York City?
Yes, we are.
Oh my god, are you okay?
Did you hear what happened?
What happened?
A truck plowed into bike riders in New York City. Up to six dead. Oh my god. Just now. It just happened. Yeah. How close are you to the Freedom Tower?
Uh, not sure.
Do you know where the World Trade Center used to be? Where are you?
Yeah.
How close are you to there?
We're a few minutes away.
Oh my god, you're so close. Is everyone okay? Did everyone come back from lunch okay?
Yeah, everybody's alive.
Oh my god, but I'm not, turn on the TV. Look, there's people.
I can't, we don't have TV.
You're kidding me.
No, she did.
Can I help you with something?
The man was like, I'm gonna run over your sexual organs.
And he ran him over.
He went, ooooh.
Can I help you with something?
Yeah, I'm looking for, uh, to get a package delivered.
Um, do you have a tracking number?
Where was it coming from?
No, no, because I wanna track a, I wanna send a fist over to your country
because you people did this bad attack to us just now.
I'm so angry.
Why do you do that? Why do you people hurt people? Why do you take the trucks and hurt people with them? Why? Why do you do this to people? Why do you hate us? Why do you come to this country and do this to us? Why?
Okay, I don't know who you are and how I can help you. What you're saying, that doesn't relate to us.
Yes, it does, because you people do these things.
Hold on for me. Hold on.
Okay. Why do they hate us so much? Why, Milkman? Why?
Hello?
Hello?
Yes?
Why do you people hate us so much? Why?
Sorry? What happened?
Are you watching the TV? What happened?
What happened? No. We're in the office.
There was a terrorist attack close to the World Trade Center.
A man, one of you people, got in a truck and drove the truck and hurt people.
Who is this? Who are you?
My name is Cross. I'm watching the TV and I saw that a man got in a truck and drove it on a bike path near the Freedom Tower and killed up to six people.
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I have a copy of the Desi Talk magazine.
Okay.
And you have an advertisement in it.
Yeah, so how does it make us bad people?
I don't understand you.
Because your people, it's the same people that do the terrorist thing are you people.
It's the wrong information you have.
From the same place in the world.
Sir, you have something that you need to speak to somebody else, not us.
Who do you think I should talk to?
Call NYPD Call them what they said that they were busy because of what happened is what they told you
I think that you should wait for them to do what they're doing and then you should call them
Oh, no, but I mean it's they can't do anything. They're busy and I want to help I want to help, you know
You should call them. I can't help you. You're not we're not in the
We we are in a different business. We don't do what you think we're doing. Okay, you're good
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I've never been to a Shake Shack.
I heard good things about those burgers.
Know what I'm saying?
What, Shake Shack?
Shake Shack, Shake Shack.
Steak and Shake is good, man.
Steak and Shake is good, yes, sir.
But I'm talking Shake Shack, motherfucker.
Shake Shack, motherfucker.
Yeah, they sell burgers, too.
Duckling Fantasy.
They're known for the burgers, man.
Even more than the shakes.
Oh, my God.
Are the cigars okay?
Oh, yeah, they're fine.
I just saw what happened.
Did you hear what happened?
Who?
Someone got in a truck and hurt many people close to here.
Yes, I know.
Who am I?
Who's calling?
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let's call the hermé store i'm a big fan of their cologne i use it
I want to thank Roy's Royce for that number that we did previously to the pub.
We were calling that pub.
Why? Why do they do this thing? Why? Hello?
Yes, sir. I'm not into playing games. I really don't want to talk about that.
No, I'm just so sad. It's so sad.
I really cannot help you with that. I'm so sorry.
How close are you to where it happened?
I called the wrong place again.
I called the same place again, I should say.
Hermes Perfumery, this is Shanti speaking. How may I help you?
This is Hermes.
Yes, this is Hermes.
I'm a big fan. Why do people do these things? Why? Why do they do that?
I'm so sorry. I don't know.
You know the thing that happened with the truck just now?
Yes, it's very unfortunate.
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He said in 40 minutes, we're going to be done by then.
Let me let him know we're going to be wrapping it up, Milkman, because you've got to go, too.
Hang on, let me tell him here.
I'm on mobile. I just have to go mobile, too.
That's all right, because I've got to get dinner going, and the dog needs another walk.
All right. Okay, bro. All right. No problem.
Hey, Jenny, Milkman says thank you, and he loves you, but we're going to call it quits now.
It's my fault. I was supposed to tell you yesterday, and I didn't, and I'm very sorry.
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Excuse me, Paranormal Investigators.
Hang on, let's call Orlando the News 13.
This is the TV channel.
This is the news channel that I used to leave.
It's the 24 hours local news.
Some big cities have this.
They have an actual TV channel that's 24-7 local.
News 13.
I used to leave this on while I slept all the time.
And I would have nightmares with their songs that they would play.
Do something like that.
I have a news tip.
Yeah.
A truck plowed into bike riders in NYC up to six dead.
Where is this at?
In New York City.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're definitely covering that.
No, you're not.
Yeah, it'll be at the top of our 5 o'clock show.
Oh, what are they going to say about it?
Just what we know latest.
It looks like there's at least two people dead and several people injured.
Did anyone hurt their sexual organs?
Excuse me?
Did anyone hurt their sexual organs?
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they got a piece of
unqualified
mouthpiece there
I'll say man looks like we get there's someone not talking just like an
interview here going on right now let's see what this person has to say let me
see if I can catch it quick enough here I gotta log in to my Xfinity account
real quick I may be too late to crack to grab it just a second we're logging in
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I mean, it was a mess for at least an hour, the roads, but I mean, that's the least of anybody's concern.
As far as injuries, though.
Take us from your perspective.
So I was walking down the West Side Highway.
You don't want streets?
We really are.
It was, it's in front of Stuyvesant School, just on the West Side Highway.
Roughly around what time?
Roughly 3.30 or so.
It's a tough question.
Yeah.
So what did you see first?
The first thing I noticed was the man who was laying on the ground surrounded by police officers.
And then immediately after that, he was right next to the other man who was being arrested.
Two men arrested.
And then after that, I noticed the car that was clearly destroyed.
Yes, the Home Depot truck.
The person who was hurt, how did they get treated?
Did an ambulance come for them?
Yes, I saw an ambulance rolling up.
We had to leave before he was put into the ambulance.
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Most likely the time it took me to get there, I would have been right at the shooting when it took place.
And how about the people injured on the...
Shooting now? He said shooting.
Yeah, was there shooting involved then?
Alright, look, I'm going to get going.
So this is kind of, I've got to get dinner going, Milkman.
I've got to walk homey, home dog, and all that good stuff.
You know what I mean, Milkman?
But happy birthday to you.
I'm sorry I had to end so sober here.
There's news about what happened there, but the Milkman curse strikes again.
You know, what can we expect, man?
Yeah, they're going to try anything to distract from the allegations proved.
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