More Get Your Shit Outta Here
19 Jan 2018 · 2 h 43 min · 13,007 words · source
Calls (30, 1 h 11 min of 2 h 43 min)
- Golf course asking about geese live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Caller blackmailing Bill with sex tape live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Jimmy John's order prank live 1.8 min clip ↓
- Call Nation Madhouse Live live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Jimmy John's order prank live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Hobby Lobby asked about Christmas sale live 3.3 min clip ↓
- Shopping mall management office live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Complaining about son's hair cut live 7.1 min clip ↓
- Asking about shoes tried on by women live 33 s clip ↓
- Trying to call GameStop live 1.8 min clip ↓
- Barney's New York store shipment issue live 7.1 min clip ↓
- Kate Spade store asked about misplaced shipment live 4.1 min clip ↓
- Ann Taylor asked to remove boxes live 48 s clip ↓
- Call Nation asked to retrieve misplaced books live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Call Nation asked to retrieve expensive items live 48 s clip ↓
- Destination Maternity asked for help with boxes live 33 s clip ↓
- Barnes & Noble asked about a name live 1.1 min clip ↓
- J.Crew customer service asked to pick up package live 2.1 min clip ↓
- Destination Maternity delivery mix-up live 2.8 min clip ↓
- Barnes & Noble asks for pickup live 48 s clip ↓
- Calling Michael Winslow prank live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Barnes & Noble cashier about wrong shipment live 3.8 min clip ↓
- Barnes & Noble shift supervisor asked about labia live 1.3 min clip ↓
- 6th Avenue Wine Cellar told to retrieve stolen goods live 6.8 min clip ↓
- Bath Body Works asked about eucalyptus massage live 1.1 min clip ↓
- American Eagle Outfitters prank about packages live 3.1 min clip ↓
- Bedford Jewelers asked about pearls live 1.8 min clip ↓
- Bath and Body Works mistaken shipment live 1.8 min clip ↓
- Bath Body Works chicken delivery confusion live 4.6 min clip ↓
- Dallas Cowboys T-shirt delivery dispute live 2.1 min clip ↓
Transcript
I'm in the streets listening to Madhouse Live
I hope my speech can compete with that bad mouth style that we get from Carlito
That's my big amigo
So just kick back to listen to this cat call people
When the show goes live I be like damn this shit's bitchin'
Stop whatever I'm doing to tune in and listen
You can catch me in the back of his home at Horse Machine Ranch Road
I'm bustin' mad fat flows for assholes and banchos
My spit crazy, shout out to Big Amy, that's nice honey baby
We kissin' pussy so ladies such a labia
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The Young Man You've All Been Waiting For
Mr. Soul
So what do you say let's all get together and welcome him to the stand with a great big hand
Good
Oh good good
Hey you got that golf course machine over there yeah I love golf
Come on out and play
Alright so do I have to be a member or is this I just pay to play
No just public golf course
Okay so is that like a membership thing there I can be black white Jewish Hispanic it doesn't matter
Yeah whatever you want to be
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What do the geese do?
They go, oh, oh, oh.
Well, how do they go?
How do they go?
I don't know.
I don't listen to them.
Yeah, but where are they?
Where do they hide out when it's cold?
Just on the golf course.
Are they just chilling?
Are they slower than usual?
I don't think so.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, because I just really...
They're pretty quick, actually.
I just want to really go there for that.
You know, I like to throw stuff at them.
I like to chase them around.
Oh, yeah.
You can't really be on the golf course, though, unless you pay.
Well, yeah, I'm going to pay.
I'm going to pay.
Oh, okay, yeah.
You're good, then.
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Do you know Google Circles?
Google Circle?
Google Circle?
No, no.
You're fucking pissing me off, man.
Fuck you.
Why is that?
Asshole.
Why am I pissing you off?
Because you're not nice.
Because you're not nice.
Because you're not nice.
I've answered every one of your questions.
You're an asshole, man.
That's pretty nice.
No, what was your name again?
That is pretty nice.
I've answered every question.
What is your name?
Answer that question.
But I don't need to give you my name.
Here we go.
What's your name?
Here we go.
I said cross, cross, cross, cross.
Now I've been an asshole.
well well my name's bill bill yeah oh yeah will you go by bill sure all right okay all right and
uh whereabouts you from bill well just from here take a listen i got audio i got video of you
listen awesome listen listen listen i got this see i'm gonna blackmail you you thought no i was
recording the whole time you hear her remember her yeah no the big fat girl oh i remember big
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Have a great one, though. I got to run.
Listen, damn, you fuck are good.
Shit.
Thank you for calling all of my golf courses, Patrick.
Hey, you know Bill over there?
Bill who?
The Bill that works there?
Last name?
Well, I mean, I don't know his last name.
I just know Bill.
He works there.
He answers the phone sometimes.
He works the golf machine.
I have a sex tape with him.
I'm playing it right now.
Listen, listen.
Listen.
You hear that?
I got him fucking a girl.
A big fat girl.
You want to see it?
I don't think they're gonna come back. Oh god bill. All right, let's get some more prank calls. Thank you
Let's try a swap shop machine.
We are not available now.
Please leave your name and phone number to return your phone.
I'm sorry.
The person you are trying to reach has...
Fuck swap shop.
All right, let's be silly and stupid.
I'm drunk.
I've been drinking Grey Goose and Cranberry.
And I had some gummies, some iMedicine gummies, and some iMedicine vaping.
And iMedication...
God damn it, man.
We're going to have fun.
We're going to have fun for at least two hours here, motherfucker.
Making up for Monday.
Jimmy John's
Hey, Jimmy John's, yeah!
Woo, I love Jimmy John's. My name's Bill.
I need to make an order, please.
Okay, and where are we delivering today?
I'm not delivering, I'm picking it up.
Pick up, okay, pick up and for a name.
Uh, Bill.
Bill, alright, Bill, for pick up.
Okay, what can we get for ya?
Yes, I need one...
One Club Lulu?
No.
What?
What?
Uh, what?
Uh!
Okay, that's not a sandwich. Do you have a sandwich you want to order?
Yes.
Okay.
Whenever you're ready.
The whole one, though, not the half one? The whole?
We don't do halves.
Are you by the inch?
No, we only have eight inch. That's the only one.
Okay, so I need one eight inch.
Okay, what meat's on that?
I'll take, let's see, cold meat.
The deli cold cuts?
No, just cold, cold meat.
I don't need any upgrades, sir. I just need meats. Cold meats. Vegetables.
Okay, which ones?
The vegetables, you know? Vegetables that have fiber.
Is there anything else I can get for you, or did you not want to place an order?
One sauce.
Fuck you!
Yeah, KDK missing! KDK missing!
That reminds me, hey everyone, we need to be real serious for a second.
If I could just ask everyone, first of all, I need to call a general amnesty, please.
We don't support prank calling, even if it's not a member of the community, whether it's a fan or staff or someone who helps out in the background.
We don't support prank calling people when they're legitimately in some trouble, whether it's health or financial or career or just some kind of personal crisis.
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Clowny McClanahan
Soon he will be dead and I will be the king of pranks
I'm kidding, that's terrible, that's terrible, terrible
This is Neal Moshe... this is Moshe.... I hate stopping a show like this
Let's go back to that line
Still on hold with a golf machine over there nine minutes in
I am drunk
It's called Jimmy John's back, right, guys?
Freaky fast
Jimmy John's is shit
The only good thing at Jimmy John's is their fucking bread.
And to be honest with you, they ain't that fucking good.
So fuck them.
I went to Jimmy John's the other day and I said I just wanted to buy the bread.
The guy was offended at me.
He said this is a franchise.
Jimmy John's?
Yeah, listen, I went there the other day and I just wanted to buy bread
because to be honest, that's the only good fucking thing you guys have there.
And the guy told me, well, this is a franchise.
This is a franchise.
I can't just be selling bread, he told me.
And I told him.
What location was it?
Your location, motherfucker.
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Fuck Tower City
This is probably a tower city in every state
Fuck Tower City
He's just hanging up the phone now cause I changed the ID
I changed the ID on his ass
I think I did. Try it again
Just in case
You my shit in your pants in Tower City
Man it's good doing a show y'all
Man I'm so blessed to be here
Hello yes I'd like to make an order please
Are you still taking orders?
It's for a pickup please
Can I get your phone number?
R.I.N.G.I.N.A.M.E.
My name is Bill.
All right.
Can I have you hold for just a moment?
Okay, sure.
Thank you.
I'm going.
He doesn't have...
His number doesn't match the ID.
His number doesn't match the ID.
That's what he's saying.
Should I take it?
Thank you for holding.
What can I get for you?
Yeah, thank you.
Let's make an order, please.
Let's see here.
I need one...
Hello?
Yes?
Yes.
One...
All right.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
No more of that.
It's over.
It's over.
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all right maybe that's not the best idea anymore if the place doesn't take
orders right
I should do a different idea different thing all right yeah yeah is that really
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Let me know on Skype any of the regulars. I don't know just like calling people cold calling like some other host dude
Matt Hillock except for his firmest Kendrick. Sorry. I'm connecting a firmest
Firmest come on man. You messed up the song. Hey, how you doing firmest? How you doing, man? I'm doing well
How about yourself terrible? Thanks for asking. I'm calling Hobby Lobby. I know you're a big fan of theirs since you're a conservative
That's right. Yeah
I'll be paying them that bunch of sex, you know?
Yeah, I need Christmas shit.
That prostitute, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
We're calling you from the Hobby Lobby. How may I direct your call?
Hey, Brass, how you doing?
Good, how are you?
I'm terrible. Thanks for asking. I wanted to see if you guys have Christmas stuff on sale still.
We have a couple of items left, yes.
What do you got there?
I'm not sure. Let me go look for you. What are you looking for?
Are you capable of looking?
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We light the candle and we smash it.
Christ.
And the fucking music did it again.
Cock sucking motherfucker music.
Fucking Firmus ruined it.
Here we go.
Let's call him back.
Yeah.
Firmus is gone.
Yeah.
Should I call him back, everybody?
What do you think?
It says it got disconnected is what the Firmus thing says.
All right.
All right, motherfucker.
It lost the Wi-Fi.
That's why.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on, guys.
Hang on.
Mr. Firmus, sir.
Yes, I've returned.
Oh, good, good.
Thank God.
Thank God you're here.
You ever see a TV show called Thank God You're Here?
No, I haven't.
Yeah, you should watch it.
It was a British show, and then it was short-lived in the States around 2009, 2008.
It didn't really take off, but there you go.
Would you like to talk to a Hobby Lobby?
Would you like to help, please?
No.
Okay.
I'm trying to think of a premise.
Conservative, trees, Trump, money.
I don't know if this place is even open anymore.
I thought Office Depot went bankrupt.
Or was it Office Max?
I always confuse them.
Thank you for calling Office Depot.
What about Staples?
I thought Staples bought it.
Shit, Ben.
This is Jesus is the Savior.
This is his Savior.
Get this.
I don't want to hear it.
All right.
Firmus and it looks like...
I'm going to name shit.
You tell me if anything sticks out.
If not, I'll just keep going.
Target TJ Maxx Dollar Tree Liquor Store Great Clips Haircut Place Hobby Lobby
and a place called Tacoma Central, whatever that is.
A shopping mall. Oh yeah, the shopping mall. We'll call the shopping mall. Great.
They probably won't answer there. Did y'all lose you again?
No, no. You should call the shopping mall and do the whole shipment thing.
Come over here in five minutes or I'm distributing it out to all my employees.
If they even answer at the number listed for the mall, it's like a management office.
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Can you make sure, can you talk to someone and make sure you have one there?
A pepperoni?
I need it there until I get there.
Yeah, it needs to be there.
Do you need to get that other phone?
Yeah, can I put you on hold?
Well, who do you think it is?
What was that?
Who do you think it is?
Who do I think it is?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
I need a hot and ready pizza, please.
I want to make an order.
What was that?
I want to make an order for a hot and ready pizza.
Okay.
All right.
So, can I put you on hold for just one second?
Let me check.
Hang on.
Let me check.
I'm checking.
Firmus?
Can I put you on hold for just one second?
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The paper you write on, I'm going to eat it.
Okay, well, we'll have, did you want a pepperoni pizza?
I mean, what do you think?
I mean, how are they?
We will, those are the ones we usually have ready, so if you want to come in and get the
honey ready, we'll have that one.
Okay, alright.
Do you have a nice toilet in there?
What was that?
Do you have a nice toilet in there?
Um, no.
You don't have a toilet?
Not in here.
Well, you have a toilet, because you have to be compliant.
You have to have a toilet there for you, right?
Yeah.
Where do you pee?
When you sit down on the toilet, where is it?
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Gort
Check that Gort, by the way.
Gort.
G-O dot R-T.
Oh, yeah.
Anyone, anyone, anyone.
All normal.
Fine things choosing little seasons on.
This is Gabby speaking.
How may I help you?
Hi, Gabby.
How you doing?
I wanted to make an order.
Okay.
What can I get for you?
One foo.
What was that?
Foo.
One foo.
What would you like to order?
One foo.
What's one foo?
Foo.
Foo.
I don't understand.
Write it down.
Spell it out.
Foo.
What's going on over there?
I mean, you got phones ringing.
You got a girl in the background talking smack.
We are going to do this if you want to order this is an ordering line and obviously there's people
Stupid girl okay, we're calling but we're not gonna steal it shut up. Don't give us a Hispanic woman at a to write typical
typical
Hispanic yeah, you know how those people are you get a haircut if you want? Did you add xyz xyz?
I'm in here. I'm in here. Yeah, just thinking you and she's smacking her lips
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The hair, the hair that goes on the floor, where does it go?
Are you stupid Korean?
What is she, Korean or something?
What happens to the hair when you're done with it?
Alright, well I need the hair back, please.
My son came in and you guys messed up his hair.
His hair cut's upside down, it's not what we asked for.
We need the hair back so we can get it fixed.
Well, where do you keep the hair?
And how often do you empty the vacuum?
Where does it go? Do you vent it in the back in the dumpster?
I'm just going to help myself.
Alright, to all the hair.
And I'm gonna put it all over, all over me, you know?
Sounds good.
Alright, I'm gonna kick you in the car.
I'm gonna kick you in the car.
Dude, I really don't know why I'm even here.
Yeah, I really don't know what I'm doing.
I'm way over my head.
Huh?
Do you want me to find some stores in a shopping mall and do that idea?
Yeah, okay, you wanna get our shit over here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll find like a bunch of them.
It's always fun, I just worry that people get burnt out of it.
You know, burnt out on it.
I don't know if it's even a funny premise after the third, fifth time, fifth time.
I'll keep doing it though if it's funny.
It's good when you get them when you call in right at the right moment and they're in there asking for their shit.
Yeah.
The last time I did it was pretty funny.
Thank you for calling Famous for Word today.
Welcome to Spirk. How may I help you?
Yeah, Famous. Why?
Famous how?
I'm sorry, what was that?
What's so famous?
Here you go. Have a great day.
Thank you.
Alright, thank you.
We sell brands.
Okay, bye.
Yeah. Is there anything I can help you with?
Well, you didn't even help me, but you're already shoving me out the door.
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We wanted to get, like, we wanted to go in there and, like, sniff the shoes and stuff that are tried on, if you could give us a list of all the shoes that are being tried by women.
By women.
We're going to drink wine out of them.
Yeah.
Who do you want me to send everyone to? Which one of these?
Yeah, hi, yes, I was wondering about the, do you have a rule about having to wear socks or booties when you try on shoes there?
I'm saying, you want to order pizza, you said?
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Yeah, but I'm saying, which of these stores should we have everyone go to?
Yeah, I put it at the bottom.
At the bottom? Okay.
Yeah, I'm thinking like the last one.
The last one, the last one, the last one. Okay.
Yeah.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Let's call them first and get a name.
Ah, busy.
Alright, well, give it a second.
Try it again.
It's busy.
Good afternoon and thank you for calling Ann Taylor at Geo.
If this is how may I help you?
Who is this?
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Oh, what's the name again?
Uh, Susie.
Your name is Susie.
Just tell them that's for Susie.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a manager.
Good afternoon.
Thank you for calling Barney's New York.
How can I connect your call?
Hi.
Uh, yes.
If you're trying to call to what I store, it's still temporarily closed.
Uh, we don't have a date when it will reopen.
We have a big, big problem.
My name is Lornell.
I'm calling from the Ann Taylor.
And we got a shipment with you guys of stuff.
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Have someone get over here, or we're just going to consider it like a...
Okay, what has happened is, okay, because the store has been temporarily closed, the calls are routing to us here in Zagat, so I'm speaking to you from Zagat, so I can't do anything for you, like, immediately like that.
Okay, well, I guess I'm just going to give the clothing and stuff to our employees or something, because it's taken up space. We have a very small storage space, and, like, basically we don't have a back. Like, everything we have in stock has to go out on the shelves.
So, okay, so let's let's back up a minute. Okay, so can I can you give me your information again, please? My name is Lornell. Okay, I work here. Okay, Lornell and you're with did you say and Taylor? Yes. Excuse me. At what mall? What location? I'm only asking because I don't know. I'm sitting here. Don't you know if you work like if the calls are being routed, like where they're routed from? No, I don't. That's, you know, I that's why I'm asking. Okay. Okay. And was it you have three?
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I understand your point about it taking up space, but then it was accepted, you guys accepted this into your system, I mean...
I mean, whenever someone sends something through the mail, it's a gift, basically, if we didn't purchase it, so that's kind of what I, I mean, I called our corporate and basically they said that we could get rid of it if we tried to call you guys and you weren't able to come.
I mean, I could probably delay it for like...
Well, we will make every effort to get it picked up. You're going to have to give us some time. I understand your point, though.
I'm sitting here in the operator's room and I'm going to have to connect with management and can you hold on just a minute Lornell?
Yeah, go ahead.
Alright, I'm going to put you on hold for just a minute.
He's super concerned. I like your approach there, you're being calm about it.
Shouldn't be.
For him?
Oh no, he's playing music, I hear music.
Oh, you can't hear it. It's really low. So it's not making over this cut. Oh, I see. You're good. You're good. And I can actually mute that. Hang on. All right. Now he can't hear us. Okay. Yeah, no, I feel like it's, yeah, it's gonna be funny how this happens. Because you know, what we could say is like, listen, if you get something in the mail, it's considered like, you know, we didn't order it. So it's a gift, basically. Yeah, you know, we kept the invoice for it. It wasn't FedEx. It was addressed to us. It must have been ours. Anyone else I can add? Anyone else? Fucking Arby.
Hello? Hello? Hello? I'm here. Hello? Three, two, one. Hello? Hello? Yeah, I'm here. Hello? Yes, Lornell. Okay. I'm connecting you with Tyler. He's our executive assistant. Executive assistant. Connecting now to our manager and our regional manager. Oh, great. Okay. All right. Thank you for holding. This is Tyler. How may I help you? Hi, Tyler. How are you? Pretty good. And yourself? I'm doing well. Thank you. My name is Lornell. And I believe you were briefed on the situation? Yes. My cash
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So I store manager as quickly as possible so we can try and get that on product picked up.
Do you have their like mobile number or something?
I do not, but I do know someone that might have it.
So he'll be able to contact her directly because all I have is so I can send her me personally.
All I can do is email.
But yeah, I do know our store manager does have her number.
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I was trying to be really slow so that you could catch me on time.
Yep, yep.
Here is that for you, Firmus.
Yeah, do you see, in case you have to reference where you're calling, do you see that?
Kate Spade?
That's the name of the jewelry store?
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
And away we go.
All right.
Hey, thanks so much for calling Kate Spade.
See you.
This is Caroline speaking.
Hi, Caroline.
This is Gaius over here.
I'm calling on behalf of Susie.
And basically, we have like a bunch of these items that were shipped to us.
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Yeah, what- did you say you're from what store?
Um, Ann Taylor.
You know, have you ever heard of us?
Yes, I definitely have. Um, are you in Seattle?
Uh, duh, yeah.
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I don't know any sort of thing that would have delivered anything to you guys, but we can definitely come up there and pick it up from you.
Okay, yeah, please come over here, speak to Susie, and maybe Susie can also show you, you know, how to file the correct address as well next time so this doesn't happen again.
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All right.
There's a whole box of be curly curl enhancer.
Okay.
Smooth infusion style prep smoother.
There's an entire box.
It says 100 count.
Okay.
Listen, you've got 10 minutes to get over here to get this shit out of here or I'm keeping it.
We're going to start getting that motherfucker.
Because this is the third time this shit happens, motherfucker, you.
All right.
And now I've got my associates here on the floor.
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I'll ask my manager about that, I don't know anything about that.
I'll see what he knows.
Alright.
Where are you guys?
We're in the mall.
Ann Taylor.
You're at Ann Taylor?
Ok, I'll let him know.
Well basically what the problem is, is you know, we need to get this out of here quickly
or else we're just gonna put it in the dumpster, give it out to people.
I don't know, but it's taking up too much space back here.
And I'm trying to leave.
Ok, alright, I'll let him know.
Alright, you got about 5 minutes.
I can't stay overtime for this shit.
Alright, I don't know what you're talking about, but alright.
Do you know what it means when you can't stay overtime?
I mean, you need to come out of here.
I mean, are you stupid or something?
I'm hanging up. Thank you.
Oh man, I hope he still sends someone.
He will, I'm sure.
They always do. It seems in my instances where I've done that.
Phone number?
Six.
La la la la la la la la la.
That's not a good song.
I think we're going to have to skip that one.
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And I'm calling on behalf of Susie here, okay?
And you have a bunch of these books and stuff that were shipped here that we don't want, you know?
And it's taken up space, so you need to come and get it, okay, Tyler?
It looks like I'm looking over here.
It looks like I opened up one of the boxes.
I don't know.
Is that an issue that I opened up one of the boxes?
No, it's not at all.
So they were sent in error then, correct?
Yeah, yeah, I'd assume so.
Don't be stealing from us here, Ted.
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I was listening to that again recently yesterday I was listening to it because
today I go to say yeah you know they were calling him Gaius and he was sad I
said hey Gaius get on the phone horrible dad that's my dad would do
GameStop time I guess I'm up let's see if they are not busy they were the
original target of this hit escaped our clutches do we want to call more stores
in this mall machine I know if we want to firmus is the proposition or the
I posted some more in there in that same I just edited the message so there's a few more
excellent oh wow all right let me get these updated numbers thank you for this is link can
you please hold my goodness this is important what I got going on here and I'm sorry can I
place you on hold for just a moment and I'll be right with you oh you're gonna be so sorry okay
she's gonna be so sorry yeah big time uh where did you put more numbers there firm
I don't see it's in the same message where all the original numbers are at from 733 p.m.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Look at the one I just posted at the bottom there.
Ah, I think they'd get really upset or like they'd like move on it really quick.
Pretty expensive.
Yeah.
Coach bags.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll just call this place back.
In the meantime, we'll call call the next one.
Yeah.
Or we can do a quick status check at Ann Taylor.
See what's going on.
We'll say we're calling from the next one.
I'll say I'm calling for the next one.
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give a rep to Carlito for a great show
yeah rep me
because I'm trying to move up
there's a bunch of people ahead of me
I had that long period where I didn't
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Yeah, Wow five boxes big boxes. I mean, there's like a bunch of shoes in here a bunch of shoe boxes in these boxes
So, can you send someone over here you guys aren't busy
We'll be over in a minute. We're very busy. Okay, I believe you
Thank you
All right, he's gone. Yeah, I don't think you bought it
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BNN or Clarks?
I'm going to vote for Barnes & Noble.
Yeah, let's just do Barnes & Noble.
Barnes & Noble it is. Let me set that up so it looks legitimate in the eyes of the ID.
Close Jimmy John's. I did that already.
I can close Swap Shop because that didn't go off.
And here we are. This is the correct tab.
Do we remember his name?
I didn't write that one down.
I didn't either.
Well, it was like something with a C, I think.
Or a K.
Here's Destination Maternity.
This would be XYZs if he accepts.
I accept the mission.
Call her Big Girl.
I'm sure she'll like that.
Oh, yeah.
I love that.
I'm not fat.
Damn it, man.
Big Girl Shop is busy.
Oh, well.
All right.
J.Crew instead.
They got clothing and shoes.
Clothing and shoes.
J.Crew.
White people clothes.
Let's do it.
I'm sure nothing there fits me. That's fine. I'm fine with that.
Thank you for calling J.Crew at the Pacific Place.
We are located in downtown Seattle.
Hi. Open Monday through Saturday from 10 to 8 and Sunday 11 to 7.
To speak with a store associate, press 2.
One moment, please.
Calling J.Crew at the Pacific Place.
Hi, this is Gaius over here at the Barnes & Noble bookstore.
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Yeah, come over here and just pick up your stuff, please
And I and I don't mean the please someone like I'm confused. It came in the mail and it's sitting here
Behind the counter and it needs to go by the end of the day preferably ten minutes too late
like
Downstairs just come over here to the store and pick it up, please. I believe I can send someone
I just want to make sure I send them to the right place. Yeah. Yeah come here
Pick It Up
Barnes and Nobles
You guys know where we are
We're the place where all the intellectuals go to get books
What was your name?
I'm Gaius
Gaius
Why do you need my name?
So I can send someone down there to go pick it up
So they know who to ask for
Well ask for like Kyle or something instead
Because I'm going to clock out here
After I'm done with this phone call
Sounds good
Alright please get over here post taste
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Alright we got breaking news
This is the first time I play this breaking news sound effect
So I don't know how it sounds
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I am next on bat here.
We need to get some people heading over to the Barnes & Noble.
I'm going to try the Destination Maternity again real quick.
And if it doesn't pick up, then I'll do this Genevieve.
Destination Maternity, this is Gabby.
How may I help you?
Destination Maternity, this is Gabby?
Yes.
I'm writing that down.
Okay.
How may I help you?
Hi, yes.
My name is Cross.
I'm calling on behalf of Susie here at the Ann Taylor here at the mall.
Okay, we have a lot of your stuff here that got delivered.
Okay.
And I really don't appreciate this.
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Hi, this is Joanne. Hi Joan. How can I help you today? Hi, my name is cross. I'm here at and Taylor Susie
Susie's my supervisor. She put me here to get you on the line. I guess you guys had another delivery here again
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and when I finish up, I'll be right over to get it.
Well, that person shouldn't work there, is what I think.
That person shouldn't work at this place.
What person?
The person you're interviewing should not be working at this place.
This is a garbage place if this is how you are.
Yes, delivered to the wrong address.
I'm not sure what happened, but I'm happy to pick up our merchandise,
and I will be there.
I got a lot of shit I got to do.
You got to do this.
You got to do that.
You got to get this shit out of here.
I'm going to start giving this out.
I have two girls who are on work release.
Both of them are pregnant.
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I screwed that up.
But it was funny.
And so, she's sending someone to Ann Taylor, right?
We're good.
We're good.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Fermacito, it's your turn.
Oh, hang on.
Hang on.
Someone else wanted to join here.
Oh, Fred Amai.
Let me get him to join here.
Let's see if he's available.
He was calling earlier.
Didn't add him.
Did he get added?
I've got new Skype, and it's a piece of shit, man.
I can't just drag people in these things anymore.
God damn it.
I've got to go through the whole clicking shit.
The plus button, yeah.
Oh, man.
Man, I can't just drag them in. This is garbage. Garbage people.
All right, done. Okay. As I said, for Macedo, you've got JNBY.
Any idea what that is? Women's High Fashion Apparel. All right. Very nice.
Good luck with that. Just remember, Barnes & Noble.
Oh, I see. Okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, Coach is next. XYZ gets it. It's awesome.
Shit.
It's a big money ticket.
Hello, thank you for calling JNBY.
Hi, how's it going?
I'm doing well. This is Christian from Barnes & Noble.
We have a bunch of fashion boxes, merchandise, and stuff that was mistakenly delivered to our store, and it's taking up a lot of space, and we need someone to come and get it.
Oh, is it addressed to us?
It was addressed to you guys, but it was delivered to us. Our address and everything is on there.
Is it a big place center at all?
Yeah, Barnes & Noble.
Okay, good to know. I'm sorry.
Well, this needs to happen within the next five minutes, or we have to get rid of it.
Okay.
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Hey, here's the number someone got for me that I asked for and I forgot it. I got to do this
I totally forgot about it. Let's see if he answers one of my childhood heroes. Hello, Michael Winslow
Man, there was you do you ever watch police academy? Well, you know, there was a black guy who go like
Like that. Oh, yeah that guy. Yeah, this used to be his phone number
I used to call him here all the time. I used to sell him coke all the time. Yeah Wow
Yeah, are you in Christmas also?
Bithlow
Are you serious?
The guy that was in Police Academy
Yeah, and he had this number
He's still alive
Maybe he changed his number
Michael Winslow
He'd go like
Yeah, I remember
And he'd be like
And then he'd start going like this
Well, unfortunately
You're going to have to go look for a new number
Probably too many people called him
Yeah, probably
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Oh hey, recloots here. Hey, what's up, recloot? Recloot made it. Yeah.
What's going on, man? What's going on, man?
Yeah, it's good to talk to you, brother.
We're lots of drugs. We're lots of drugs.
Yeah, man. You gotta stay easy. It's good to hear from you, man.
You're having some trouble, I understand.
Be back, man.
It's good to have you back. Everyone, recloot here.
Fucking Prank Call legend.
Back in the days of the grill building.
I'll check your card if you have.
Alright, this number's retarded.
Alright, I got another one for him.
Come on, we gotta get Michael Winslow.
Are you guys too young to know who I'm talking about?
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Ah, the number is disconnected.
Yeah, you know.
Ah, what's next here?
We got Coach, and that's XYZ's up for Coach.
Home of the Coach Bag.
All right.
All right, yeah.
I'm a big fan of Coach products.
I used to have Coach.
Hey, how's the dude doing in California?
Uh, Milkman.
Milkman? Uh, he is working.
I hit him up yesterday and today on the Zello app and he did not respond.
Zello?
Yeah, it's nice. It's a cool, it's a fact.
Zello?
Zello.
Oh my god.
The coach Stefan.
Uh, hello, this is Gaius here, calling from Barnes and Nobles.
And we have a bunch of your, it looks like bags or something, I don't know.
I mean, I'm just like kind of here.
I mean I have this one right here just you know just through that you know I don't I don't know what to do with this stuff but uh come pick this up please sorry what is it we have a bunch of your bags or something get this out of here I don't want this stuff you sent it to the wrong address shipment I'm sorry yeah it is your shipment yeah and I opened it up and it's right here and I don't want it okay are you gonna be down here in the next five minutes uh we can't there's just me and one other person right now in the store would it be okay if we pick it up tomorrow no because I'm gonna love it
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I am in the Barnes & Noble store on the front desk.
I'm running the front desk over here.
I'm not patronizing you. I'm just saying that I'd appreciate it if you came into the store and picked this up.
Okay, you work retail. Also, you understand that there are just like you can be decent. I'll be down. We'll collect our
Chipmint, I'm sorry that I got delivered to the wrong. Would you mind telling me your position in the store?
Well, I'm I'm the I'm just one of the cashiers here
You're not gonna get me in trouble. Are you because I'm on my second strike right now
You can't talk to other people like this. Come on, please. I'm on my second strike man
How if you're a cashier, would you mind talking to buddy in like your your stock or your management so that I can work out?
When we can pick it up. I mean, do you want to speak to my manager guy? Sure. Okay. Here you go
I speak to this guy. He's like giving me such a hard time over a mistake that he made
All right. I just want to point that he made this mistake
It wasn't me and then he's gonna bust my balls over this bullshit. Hello. This is cross. I can help you. Hi
Hi, I'm just calling you from the, or I guess I'm not calling, I'm over in the coat
store just above you guys, and it looks like when our corporate sent out, you know, the
shipment, it somehow ended up in your store.
Yeah, yeah, we got a box of a whole bunch of them.
Some of my associates are going through them already, I guess.
They're, some of the women, they're like our work release girls are going through it, and
I really don't trust them.
And, I mean, they've threatened me before, you know, like they try to, one of them tried
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I'm going to go down there with the security and we'll pick up.
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The girls are going through it I have nothing to do with it is what I'm saying
They're trying them on and stuff they're like putting their stuff in the purses like the one
girl put her iPhone and her wallet in there and her money or ID and stuff so I'm guessing they
I have no control over them I have to do their wit they're vicious
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Who am I speaking to?
My name is Cross
I'm the shift supervisor here
Noble?
Yes
Your name is Cross?
Yes
C-R-O-S-S
Okay, so
Are you calling me
from a Barnes & Noble
telephone number?
Because I have a call ID
for a different
telephone number
Uh
Alright
Yeah
Yeah
You know
I'm just
I'm at another store
and we're having fun
You know
We're just joking around
You know
Okay
Hey, well, you have a nice day.
We'll just deal with it on our end.
Do you know what the labia is?
I'm sorry, who?
Do you know what the labia, labia, on a woman?
Do you know what the vulva is?
You know what a vulva is, right?
Dirty girl.
She's dirty for doing that.
There she be.
Hey, what's going on?
What did I send my caller ID to, motherfucker?
Some 916 number.
Because remember they were trying to read it back earlier?
Uh, I can look.
Let me see.
What did I do here?
Shit.
while you're looking that up someone from the discord.gg slash pranks wants to know
uh an update on crazy fucker there is no update on crazy fucker we got another bounty on him too
we got 1 000 madhouse dollars on that madhouse dollars how many gold stars is that yeah that
that equals about 25 dollars on the madhouse store so u.s dollars so if you can find any
information leading to the capture and arrest of crazy fucker from california
Please let us know.
Email me.
You'll get a Madhouse mouse pad.
Yeah.
You'll get a medal as well.
Madhouseradio at gmail.com
and put crazy fucker found
in the subject line of your email.
Thank you.
What was I doing?
Checking to see what number I put in here in accident.
God damn it.
Got a number here ending in one five.
It is the Barnes & Noble.
I have my ID set to the Barnes & Noble.
She's stupid.
I put in Force Trunk Caller ID.
Maybe that'll fix it if there's a problem.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The next one would be down to Mr. Firmus.
Mr. Firmus, are you ready?
I'm going to give my spot to Reclude.
Reclude, you are up.
That's right.
Thank you.
6th Avenue.
They're a wine cellar.
They got bottles of wine.
Sir, what you're going to do is you're going to say you're at the Barnes & Noble in the mall.
And that they need to come get their shit out of there.
They're a wine cellar.
No, no, no.
Right?
6th Avenue Wine Cellar?
Is that the name of this?
Am I correct there?
Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. I know records a big fan of wine
Yes, ma'am, I think
This is a 6th Avenue wine cellar you said
All right
Look, I don't know like if you guys typically make it a practice to to have your shipments
You know just given willy-nilly to whoever but it's gotten it's gotten to our place here at Barnes & Noble and
The Cat got himself stuck here in the studio room
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Okay, what did he say to you?
He said something about a liability that our stuff was delivered there.
I don't know what he thought.
Yeah, he has like a pocket knife.
He's like stabbing the wall with it, like the stucco wall.
I don't know what happened, what you did to set him off, but he's work-released also.
I didn't do it.
He might want to call security.
Well, I might call his girlfriend because they told me to call her if there's a problem.
I guess you guys have a bunch.
We're a bookstore, ma'am.
We're not a wine cellar.
There's a bunch of bottles of wine here in a box.
Several boxes of wine bottles here.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
Yeah, he's a recovering alcoholic, and he...
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know what I can do because of the wine.
What do you mean they're not yours?
There's wine here.
This is your wine.
They're addressed to you.
Well, do whatever or we get the shit out of here.
Get it out of here.
Get the shit out of here, motherfucker.
There she goes.
Whatever.
Damn her.
Oh, fuck.
God damn her.
Just a moment, please.
Goddamn 30 dollars
Goddamn about salt
Yeah, contemplating taking a break here
I was supposed to end at 9
but I started late and I feel the show's going well
Maybe I'll take a break
We'll do a few calls first then I'll take a break
We'll get ready for a break
Did you get more numbers there, Firmus?
Yeah, I will repost them at the bottom of the board
How about we check in with a Barnes & Noble
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Let's see if we can get an update.
Tell them, hey, I got a call.
It's a weird call.
Maybe we can get an update on there.
And let me see if we can get back to the numbers.
Shit.
And you can say you're from the wine cellar.
All right.
And we're ready.
I think it was option two when I called.
Or was it a just hold?
We'll find out.
Thanks for calling Seattle Barnes & Noble, it's Bill speaking, how can I help you?
Hey Bill, how's it going?
It's going well, how are you?
I'm doing well, this is Locus, I'm calling from 6th Avenue Wine Cellar
and we had gotten a call from one of you guys saying that there's some of our shipments
Yeah, it's a scam, somebody's calling all the stores in the mall
and telling them that there's missed shipments at all these different places
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Is that Trump book in there?
We're still filling reservations.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, so we don't actually have to be jealous.
Yeah, all right.
Sorry, man.
All right, bye.
All right, all right, all right.
There was an update.
I think we might be freaking out the mall, though, at this point.
You wear that jacket.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll figure it out.
I don't get the scam.
Like, how is it the scam?
Like, I get it's a prank, but how is it a scam?
I think they think that we're maybe, oh, maybe we're disrupting security so someone can come in and attack them.
Yeah.
Getting everyone all out of sorts.
Confusing the Communications
That could be it
That's what I would think
If I was a security guy
I'd be like
Oh wait a minute
This could be a dangerous thing
Anyway I'm gonna take a break
It's gonna be like 10 minutes
All you gentlemen are welcome to stay on
We got Big Nashby joining us
Firmus find a new mall
Or a new plaza or something
We can do some more
That's fun
Alright
Anything you think that I can do man
Because like literally
I've had this like writer's gap in my head
Like writer's
What do you call it?
Writer's palsy
with Prank Calls
I don't know
I just can't get
I don't get there anymore
like I used to
I don't know
I'm a bitch
alright
who cares
in the meantime
throw a rep to Carlitos
in the discord.gg
slash pranks
if you're liking the show
that'd make me feel better
that would be a start
alright we'll be right back folks
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Los Angeles Approach Control, this is Cessna 0281 Echo 119.3
Over.
8-1 Echo is on board.
Control.
I am Carlito.
Hi.
Hi, guys.
I'm doing a show.
I'm here joined with, sounding off, Big Furman.
All right.
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Big Greenby's here. We're at Greenby. Hosts also the Greenby Show.
Greenby, do you have a show? Do you have a name for your new show or is this the Greenby Show?
I guess it's just the Greenby Show.
Wow.
That's cool, I guess. That's cool. That's how you want to go.
Good first show, though. I got to hear the first show. Did you do a second one?
I haven't been in the loop this week.
Did you do any more shows, Greenby?
I was going to do it today, but I got home from work and I passed right out.
Andito.
All right.
We have ourselves a nice break.
Firmus, how are we doing on the number front?
Did you find a new location to target?
All right.
Firmus, he's still not here.
All right.
He's in a BRB mode.
Excuse me.
Let me see if he did.
I'm gonna run one
I'm gonna go back
Brad you here?
You here?
You here?
Is your shit working yet?
Big Brad
Alright
We got the
One mall
Okay a new mall
Okay
Grimby have you done pranks like this before?
You don't
You don't
You seem like a very calm
Collected guy
I can see you getting
I am very
I am very calm
Yeah
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Dillard's that's my favorite store
favorite department store
they don't have them around where I live now
but Florida had a lot of them
I should send people to Auntie Anne's
that'd be interesting
if they kept showing up to the front there
let me think
where can I send people to
Brewhouse
Clare's
Pro Shop
we're gonna do
we're gonna send people to Bath Body Works
for this one
that's my plan
Closed in on less than an hour.
I got to end my show on less than an hour.
That's perfect.
I have to end my show at the top of the hour.
Hello?
Thank you for calling Bath & Body Works.
How can we help you?
Hi, this is Cross.
Who am I speaking with, please?
This is...
Big Kim.
Is that with a K?
Yes.
A big K?
Probably, right?
Mm-hmm.
It's your big girl.
Okay.
All right.
Do you have any of the eucalyptus...
I got a massage, all right?
Like a dirty massage.
And she was using some products from you guys, I guess.
All right, you've got your messenger all set.
No, ha.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Oh, my God.
That's all I needed.
The fuck did she say?
She sounded like she had a cock in her throat.
All right.
I think I just confused her.
She's like, okay, yeah, thank you.
Well, I'll teach her a lesson.
I want to hear Nash be saying, get your shit out of here, even.
You know what I mean?
We're going to do it up tonight.
Yeah, American Eagle, who's up?
Who's up?
Who wants?
Who wants to get crazy and wild?
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Oh he's not in at all
Okay Gramby
Would you like to do one?
Doesn't sound good
Not right now
Alright alright alright
Trying to wake up
XYZ
If not I can
Do it myself
Which store is this again?
This is American Eagle
Oh but which one are we?
Oh we are
We are
We will be open at 8am
God, that's loud.
Okay, we are Bath Body Works.
And you know what?
I didn't set the ID.
Hello.
And the name is Kim, by the way.
The person to send them to.
Ah, okay.
Alright, I gotcha.
I gotcha.
I want to tell you what I hear.
Nashby, what are you a fan of?
What do you like more?
Bath and Body Works or The Body Shop?
I've never been to either one.
Well, actually, I think I've been to Bath and Body Works.
I don't think I've been to the other one.
Oh, you like that Bath and Body Works?
I like it.
It's alright.
I don't go there very often.
They got men's stuff, you know?
I got some nice soaps. I got nice soaps and a nice face palm. I got there once. They don't sell it anymore. Yeah
Hey, I left you a message in the Skype machine. Okay. Yes
Well, you tried once remember you tried for I'll give it a shot again. Okay. Well, maybe he's turned up, right?
I might we may need to see if we can find a KDK man because holy shit
Well, give me his information and I'll get up for you if I can and we'll get you what we got. Hopefully he's okay
I mean maybe he's got amnesia doesn't know who he is and we could save him
Calling American Eagle Outfitters located on the upper level of the
Play some Zelda tonight you know what I'm saying
Thank you for calling American Eagle this is Julie
Hi Julie this is Gaius I'm calling on behalf of Kim here at Bed Bath Body Works
Yeah
Yeah and we have a bunch of these like shirts that you guys sell or something over here
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Get this shit the out of here the out of here right now okay I'm sorry about that are you coming right now um give me just a second all right I'm gonna I'm gonna set a timer a stopwatch timer and if you aren't in here in five minutes I'm just gonna chuck these out of here
Free band music. Oh, it's free and loud, too.
Keeler, this is Torbjörn, American Eagle. How can I help you today?
How can you help me? You can come over here to the Bed Bath Body Works, okay, and pick up your packages that you addressed here instead of your store.
That's how you can help me, Kira.
I'll be right down there.
All right. I have a stopwatch, and if it's more than five minutes, I'm just checking these out, and I don't care.
Okay, sounds good.
And you can tell them Gaius sent you.
Okay, sounds good. Thank you.
So you can't you can't get me fired for talking to you like this, so don't even try it
Checking the ID. This is she confirms. It's correct. See if you get any more for hanging up
She doesn't know she didn't hang up the phone. Yeah, you know, it's just a women. Yeah. Yeah
It's not a smartphone like I
She probably just puts the phone down next to the receipt, you know to the base and thinks that's it
Yeah, if you set it down it turns off eventually they hang up, you know
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I was back at it again. I was shook my head. I shook my head. Before you could say SMH, that's what I did.
She was trying to, like, she was trying to show you off, you know?
She was insisting, this is the way I'm going to do it.
I'm not going to let him boss me around.
I'm going to sit here for as long as it took to restart a shitty-ass penny in my 386th, yeah.
Oh my god, she really showed you, though.
She kept with it, didn't she?
I was mad because I wanted to play Civilization, the first one, and she was on there playing her fucking stupid solitaire. I hated that bitch. Fucking Tracy Vigiani. Fucking cunt. But she had a big fat pussy now. I saw her on Facebook like 10 years ago. Oh yeah, she got fat. Fat. She had a thing. I think she did. I don't know.
Anyway, we're going to let this go here. I'm sorry. I got carried away there. That was a good conversation though. Thanks, man.
Yeah, it's okay. No problem. I learned a lot.
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The sound everyone looking up about Tracee Vigianni in Florida now.
Well they have to learn how to spell it first.
Got em, got em.
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Is Axmo around? I didn't add him. I should've. I meant to.
We just went through seeing who was green.
That said, no one get upset if you weren't added.
It was not intentional.
And now Skype is frozen, so we're gonna have to wait.
Now the music's frozen.
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Hey, Baz. How you doing, buddy?
How's it going?
It's good to talk to you.
It's going all right.
Hey, would you mind just calling this saying you're from Bath Body Works in the mall?
You know, my wife's going to walk in through the door here any second now,
so I'm going to not be able to make any calls until we get settled in.
I'll just be on mute.
You can't then.
All right. Anyone else? Please, someone help me.
I won't get any peck peck if she catches me.
You don't want that.
All right. I guess I'll have to do it since the firmus is away.
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Yeah I'll start doing that
Okay
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Just kidding Carlito
Nashby try it try it try it
I get super nervous
Oh come on come on don't just think about Air Force Amy
Come on we'll do it together we'll do it together alright I'm gonna help you out we're gonna call
together alright
Don't go anywhere
Alright
No you and me I'll be scared
Thank you for calling Bedford Jewelers this is Sam how may I help you
Hi Sam this is Sam the Jeweler
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We're just making notes, we're just making notes, and Nashby's just making notes all about it, okay?
Hey, Cross.
Yes, Nashby.
How do the pearls look on my necklace?
You see, he's got...
On my neck.
He's now getting carried away. He's autistic, you understand?
All right, thank you.
Thank you for the driver.
Goodbye.
You're welcome, bye-bye.
It's not going to work on him, because they don't do that.
Brad, you're a big fan of Pepsi and Burger King, aren't you?
Oh my God, yeah.
All right, can you...
Hey, it's good to have you on.
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Nice, nice, man. Thanks. I'm sorry for the long break, but...
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you guys earlier. Like, this new Skype's a piece of shit.
It is. They're forcing it on us. They're forcing it on us.
I'm calling Burger King?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
And your Bath Body Works.
Okay.
Body Shop. Got it.
Yeah, yeah.
So I thought I came up on my own with cranberry juice and vodka, and then my wife said it's gay because it's a cosmopolitan. I had no idea.
Hi, can I help you?
Hey, this is Steve from the Bath and Body Works here in the mall. Can you hear me okay?
Okay, okay. I've been having Skype problems tonight. So we got a shipment of yours. We've got a bunch of boxes here that were shipped to us. Okay, hurry up.
It's America, lady.
Yes?
Hi, can you hear me?
Call tomorrow because the store manager is not here right now.
Why'd you give me this stupid one?
I'm sorry?
Señora, señora.
Hey, listen, you just need to come here and get this stuff that was shipped to us by mistake. I'm calling from Bath and Body Works here in the mall. You know what Bath and Body Works is?
Tell her the one box is leaking.
Damn.
It's leaking.
Damn.
Señora, aquí nos enviaron unos paquetes que son para ustedes.
Aquí hay unos paquetes que son para ustedes.
Para Burger King.
Okay.
Stop.
Este Bath Body Works.
No es Burger King aquí.
¿Entiendes?
Okay.
¿Y qué pasa?
¿Qué carajo te pasa?
Que siempre están...
Aquí tenemos aquí como 100 libras de carne.
Dejaron aquí...
El sombrero.
Hello.
I don't know.
I told her we got 100 pounds of meat
There, you know what?
It's frickin' build that wall, right?
That's what I'm talking about
This show's gonna get so much better
I don't want to deal with that anymore
This show's gonna get better when what?
The wall gets built?
The wall gets built
See, I'm one of the good ones
I speak the language
Keep out those parents talking
Well, you came
You came from the other beaner country
So you're good
You know?
You're like a more exotic beaner
That was boring
Not the scummy ones
Just from Mexico
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I don't know if you're, are you one of the work release guys that works here at the mall?
You sound like you might be one of them.
Yeah, but are you like one of the, on the work release program with the mall?
No, I don't think so.
I think I know you.
Okay, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
Listen, so the work release guys, they started opening the boxes.
They've got, they're, the, all right, so I got here, there's like 20 Converse One Star X Golf LE Flu, it says.
Oh, okay.
You know what that is?
Converse that just came out.
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All of the products that get them back in every time.
I go to the store's website.
I hit new arrivals.
And I just start naming them.
That's our shit.
Oh, that one right through the leather.
That one right there.
Tyler Golf Weighing Shoes.
Tyler the Creator.
I'm happy that he got the Grammy.
You know?
I didn't know he got a Grammy.
Dude, he...
He didn't get a Grammy.
Oh, he didn't get a Grammy?
Did he get a Grammy?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know I don't I don't uh sober cats are kind of weird to me
there's a weirdness to them also sober it seems like they're just they're getting one over on
everybody fuck them build the wall keep the sobers out yeah that's what I'm talking about
yeah then you have to build a wall around Utah too what's up Baz how you doing buddy
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Dude, my grandma and her friends, like, they had, you know, they ate, like, bridge mix and nuts, and they had these nuts they called nigger toes.
Oh, the Brazilian nuts.
The Brazil nuts.
Yeah, they'd be like, give me one of them nigger toes.
Yeah, I dated this one southern chick, and she was like, her fam was all there.
They called me, I was Carlos.
That's what they called me, Carlos.
Carlos.
Carlos.
Yeah, Carlos.
How you doing, Carlos?
Carlos.
Like, all right.
The landscaper.
Yeah.
You know, like, wash the car and all that shit.
Oh you've been going for three hours look at you man yeah so we kind of did a pre-show for you
huh yeah that's awesome because I was listening to you at work and then I heard you saying you're
only gonna be on for two hours I thought oh shit that bastard I think we did three hours
I only heard the very I heard like the intro songs and stuff and then I wasn't around anymore
I got busy at work I had to make phone calls it's hard yeah yeah it happens
I get confused because I hear a ring on the one and on the other and I start confusing them.
It could get bad.
China Walk.
Does anyone want to tell China Walk to get their shit out of here?
Shitty Walk.
Shitty Walk.
A hundred and nine.
How do you fucking deal with all that?
That's low.
We're at 121.
We had like 200 something for a minute.
Zach said it was an anomaly and I think he was right.
It doubles sometimes.
Yeah, it does.
But you were still in the hundreds then.
No, it was like 40.
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We received a shipment of your things. We've received chicken from you, your chicken, your beef, rice, oil.
We have all your stuff here, all your food.
And Mr. Cross?
Yeah, well, what happened?
And boxes. You need to come get your shit out of here.
Mr. Cross, one of the boxes is meowing.
One of the boxes has a cat inside of it. It's going meow.
Hear it? Hello?
What did you say? What? Yeah, what did you say? I don't understand.
The people come bringing food here.
They bring your box of your meat, chicken meat, raw chicken meat.
It's here at my store, Bath Body Works.
You come here.
Come get chicken.
Okay, listen, you stupid shit.
Okay, yeah, the city walk.
Now, listen, I kicked one of the boxes, ma'am, and it's leaking.
I think it's soy sauce.
at work right here
what?
work at blood
motherfucker
hey
you know stupid
hi
you know
yes how can I help you?
hey listen sir
I'm calling from Bath Body Works
my name is Cross
I'm the supervisor here
I'm sorry?
I am the supervisor
at Bath Body Works
yes sir
I'm in the mall
I am a store
in the same mall you're in
do you understand?
say yes or no
yeah
okay
yeah I know
how can I help you?
we received a shipment
Many boxes of chicken and meat here for you. They brought it here. It is here on the floor. The chicken, all the meat is here.
You received a boxed chicken?
Yes, we received your boxed chicken.
Really?
Yes, many, many chicken.
How hot? How hot is it to you?
I don't know. I think it's U.S. Foods maybe. I don't know. Kim signed for it. A woman named Kim. She makes sign for it. Not me.
We have your chickens.
What kind of work?
Chickens.
Are you sure you're trying to work?
What?
Hello?
Hello?
Yes.
Hello?
Yes, you need to come get your chicken.
I got your chicken.
I didn't order.
No, listen.
They delivered it here on accident.
It's here.
Accident.
Where you now?
In my store, Bath Body Works.
You know Bath Body Works has the lotion that smells good for the woman?
I know.
I come now.
You come now, motherfucker.
Hurry.
Hurry up and come down here, motherfucker.
Run run down the stairs better hurry up or I'm gonna kick I'm gonna eat the chicken
I'm gonna give it away. I'm gonna throw it away. Hurry up. Are you stupid? Are you coming yet? Stupid?
Bend down on my bath body works come here stay on the phone and come here, please who to down
Yeah, are you dinky down he's Chinese Vietnamese
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So I'm warning you, if you touch it, that's what's going to happen to you.
You'll get shocked all over.
From the electric, get out of the box, and jump, and jump, and fall on you.
I took a picture.
He's a little Thunderbolts cartoon character.
Little Thunderbolts will come out.
So you went to Japan? Really?
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Remember, I actually called into your show from Japan.
Can I be fat and go to Japan?
I want to go, but I think I'm too fat.
Of course you can.
And I will A, not fit anywhere.
I'm a big guy.
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How are you at cell division, lady?
Could you split yourself in half?
I'm pretty sure you're the one who is being an A-word,
but thank you very much for, you know, your polite words.
Oh, okay.
We have lots of polite words.
I don't know what that meant.
I'm being an A-word.
An A-word?
Did you call her ass?
Yeah, you're an A-word, dude.
What did you call her?
Did you say asshole at some point?
Someone?
No, no.
I didn't think so.
I said how is she at cell division
because she should split herself in half
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I don't know what you said that and maybe you said and amazing
yeah we'll have to check the tape on that after the show rectum rippers check the tape go ahead
and pull that back yeah go ahead and pull the reel to reel yeah hey pro shop listen this is
cross i'm here bath body works my associate kim just signed for a shipment here i guess that was
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Is this your stuff?
Dallas Cowboys
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Well, it has our address
here, so obviously you guys
fucked up again, you know?
It's real fucked up that we keep getting your shit over here, you know?
I mean, it's real fucking annoying.
Well, I mean, I don't
Well, dude, look, listen, listen.
You know, Brad's over here. He's been going through the
boxes already. He's been cutting them up.
Several of the t-shirts already got slashed up because
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We have some blunts well hey you know what fuck you yeah fuck you man we invented prank calls for the pioneers
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like me
everything and it is that i've never
he's done a humble humble bragg right
there
I like it no I'm not going to do you know
how I got just about I'm sure from
kansas bro and i like work here and i
just moved here from kansas for college
oh and like what yeah you like this is
very boy brought to town that no your
shelter fuck yeah that's that's crazy so
i have i mean how what's how do what do
you think of town over here in town
What do you like the women with the coos? What do you mean you begin any I mean guys girls, so whatever you get in
Girls that you want
Like they were like they're like, you know when you like your mom exactly what they look like
They watch like a lot of them. They watch a lot of animals have sex. So they're they're very free-spirited
Hey, man, you need to get back to work. All right, cool
I mean you should I mean you can fold clothes right you fold clothes like a girl really
Pee tea at the Volcans?
I have to.
AHHHHHHHHH Hey all right here's another question for you.
All right is it gay to drink cranberry juice and vodka?
I mean you're like helping out your joints and you're getting buzzed.
Matt doesn't trust you.
Yeah it's good for my kidneys too my periods.
All right all right well thanks man.
Be safe.
All right Matt.
Hey Mr. Cross at the middle.
Yeah man hey like I said man I really appreciated you guys like you guys just like sparked up
my night made it a little bit better man.
Mark a blunt
I get what the thing is
with it being a cosmopolitan
but even before
knowing it as cosmopolitan
I know dudes that just drank vodka
cranberry forever
it was just like a divy bar
thing like old dudes
doing shit
I thought it was
we'll let you go see you later buddy
God bless
y'all have a great night be safe man
love ya bro
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I'm here at the BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse here at the mall.
We've been receiving like, we've received two calls I guess from someone saying that you've received several of our boxes of meat or something.
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What time do you guys get off?
Are you going to be walking to the parking garage alone?
Do any of you have concealed weapons permits?
How do you girls feel about concealed carry permits?
They're pretty lame, right girls?
Like Reckless did.
Someone done took off with my gas can.
And I ain't even from town.
Yeah, Reckless did that one call.
He did great.
I can't call 9-1-1 because I don't know the number.
This is going to be the perfect night in this town.
Yeah, that's an old call that our buddy here, Reckless, he's reminding us that he did.
That was a great call, Reckless.
Good work on that, man.
Classic call.
That was called The Perfect Night, I think is the name of that.
We'll play that when we end the show here.
In like three minutes, we'll play out with that.
I'm out of ideas, guys.
I'm going to wrap it up, guys.
I have to wrap it up.
I have to wrap it.
I have responsibilities.
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There you go
I love those guys
Those are my friends guys
They're nice guys
I really am fortunate to have them
And you guys as listeners
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Also be sure to listen tomorrow for a possible show from Dwight McClanahan live in the hospital
I hope that works out. I hope we can understand what he's saying
He was very lucky he had a stroke but apparently he's talking normal and he
just lost some sensitivity one side of the body I'm sure he'll bring you guys
all up to the bar night hopefully I'll be around I'll be sure he can connect
here the hospital don't worry about him he's fine I got a new update he's fine
motherfucker he didn't die he didn't die fucking Dwight didn't die motherfucker
it didn't work it didn't work
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