Girl Scout Cookie
7 Mar 2018 · 1 h 8 min · 5,592 words · source
Calls (12, 39 min of 1 h 8 min)
- Hampton Gardens snow plan inquiry live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Pleasant View Garden leasing specialist live 2.3 min clip ↓
- Roofing company about roof leaks live 1.8 min clip ↓
- Madhouse Live playback of past call playback 33 s clip ↓
- Girl Scouts complaint about do-si-dos live 3.6 min clip ↓
- Girl Scouts of Northern California asked about labia live 14.6 min clip ↓
- Girl Scouts of Western Washington customer care about cookies live 4.8 min clip ↓
- Call Nation asked about Labia live 48 s clip ↓
- Call Nation discussing Skype issues live 48 s clip ↓
- Call Nation troubleshooting Skype login live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Call Nation Madhouse Live about marijuana live 5.3 min clip ↓
- Playback of prank call with Big Brad playback 41 s clip ↓
Transcript
I'm in the streets listening to Madhouse Live I hope my speech can compete with that bad mouth style That we get from Carlito, that's my big amigo So just kick back to listen to this cat call people When this show goes live I'll be like damn this shit's bitchin' Stop whatever I'm doing to tune in and listen You can catch me in the back of his home At Horse Machine Ranch Road I'm bustin' mad fat flows for assholes and banchos I spit crazy, shout out to Big Amy That's nice honey baby We kissin' pussy so ladies touch it lady
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talking to
Sex Village Apartments
And Soundhouse
Thank you
You're hearing yourself buddy
I don't know man
I don't think I am now
Yeah cause I was just fucking
Hacking on reefer
And then I heard an echo
Oh shit
But I think it stopped
It stopped
Good good
Good I'm glad you stopped
Just say no
Hey everybody
That was just that moment where
It's like the song is starting
And I don't even know
Who I'm calling
Or I don't even have a phone number yet
That's what I just did
Pretty stupid to me, huh? Yep, pretty stupid. Okay. Uh here. Here's another one. How you doing there Matt?
Are you getting any snow where you're at big guy?
No, it's sunny right now. Can't you see? Oh, you're not in the tiny. I'm in tiny chat comm slash the X Intel
Sunny
Garden community it was blocks Puerto Ricans white people to hello
Yeah, hi, listen, uh, what's the plan here with this? No, who am I speaking with?
My name is Cross, and I want to know what the plan is with the snow.
The plan where?
The contingency.
Yeah, the contingency plan to get the snow out of here.
What's the plan?
To get the snow out of where, sir?
The apartments, around the apartments.
At which location?
Is she going to help us?
Yeah, are you going to help us?
Hampton Gardens.
Okay, so you want to know what the plan is to get the snow out of Hampton Gardens?
Yeah, we need to get the snow out of here.
This is stupid.
I understand, but unfortunately right now we are in a state of emergency,
so the plows are not going to be able to come out completely.
I'll say it's an emergency. There's no one in here. I'm trying to I'm trying to walk to the dairy quick
I'm supposed to meet Lysol to buy some weed and then I need to go to Avellino's to pick up some pizza for me and
Matt what what do I have to give you that because you want us to
Shovel your sidewalk, right? So I want to know what apartment there's no there's snow everywhere
Do you see the shovel in general damn you?
Again, and what apartment are you in 12 apartment 12? That's right, honey. What's the plan?
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Unfortunately, as I stated again, it is a state of emergency.
So if you would like to call the government, then that's fine.
Unfortunately, the...
You do sound like that stupid broad.
What are you...
Why do you need plows?
Why not just come out and do it like the old-fashioned way with your hands?
Because she's lazy.
What are you doing there in your ivory tower?
Phone line dead.
Call clearing, guys.
Call clearing.
All right.
It's the start of the show.
Not a long show today because of Skype trouble. I don't know if it's my making or Microsoft's Skype's making. You can hear the...
Thank you for calling Communities Property. Unfortunately, we are not able to take your call right now.
So there's a state of emergency in New Jersey for snow? I had no idea. I don't watch the news. I had no idea about it.
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the government time my friend yeah if they start getting alcohol tests for
government time what are you gonna do why would they okay it now called what
every hour of the day random huh just okay random out you're not allowed to
drink what if you had to blow like like in this cars yeah what if the what you
know those like ignition lock so you have to blow in before yeah
I'd have to do that to use my ATM card
Your snap card or whatever
I don't know what you got
I don't know what they call it where you're at
I don't have that shit
Oh actually I am going to
I got a meeting next week
To try to get that shit though
Okay
Well I'm trying to get the Medicaid
To help to get to pay for my copay
Although I got a grant for that shit
Wow
I got a feeling you'd just be going out with your nephew
Having a bowl of card every time
I never got a Dewey, not good, well not that it's going to happen anymore
Thank you for calling Meridia Main Station
Offering you the best community living in Bound Brook
That was a long time ago
That time last year you did, and I did a show the next day, and I sang that you shit yourself in the hallway, and I said I had audio of it, and I played it, and a lot of people heard that.
Didn't someone on YouTube say that? I heard on Carlito's show that you shit yourself in the hallway.
You're such a mess.
Right.
Right.
Dirty boy.
You're a dirty boy.
It happens.
My shit's been real good.
Knock wood again.
Ever since I got you off those gummies.
Dude, that, well, that was the start of it, but I'm on, like, a whole new level of shit's under control, which I think because of just the massive smoothie in the morning.
This is really all I eat. Like, yesterday, all I had was a smoothie and then little pieces of pizza for dinner.
Thank you for choosing Pleasant View Garden. Your call is very important to us.
Please hold one moment while your call is transferred to our leasing specialist.
And when uh
Started a new
Connecting your call
Yesterday
This call may be recorded
For quality purposes
I recently
I recently
Are these numbers
In the state of emergency area
Yeah
Yeah
According to the uh
To the YouTube news
Um
So I recently learned
Speaking of shitting
This is Masi speaking
How may I help you
Yeah hello how are you
Good how are you
How can I help you today
I'm terrible and I'm angry
Listen what's going on here
With the snow
What's the plan
What happened
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Well, you need to get outside, get over here, and start helping.
Yeah, unfortunately it's not happening.
Yeah, no, I'm a girl. I can't. I'm a girl.
Not even that I don't live there, so that's not happening.
My toenails. I need to paint my toenails.
All right, is there anything else I can help you out with?
Can you make them come quicker?
They're working as hard as they can, so they're out there, like I said.
You're talking about how hard they're working.
I'm talking about how fast they're working, because they're taking too long.
I just saw them over here slapping each other with the hot mops and everything
To those two Puerto Rican guys have just been sitting in their car smoking dope this whole time
I believe you don't believe me. That's their sarcastic of you
I'm gonna get here when you don't clear the fucking snow out of here. Have a good fucking snow
I'll give you a call I was a happy kind of cheery kind of guy that was yeah
Yeah, his Jiminy Christmas was the best.
His Jiminy Christmas was the best.
It was nice, because Rizzo wasn't that mean to him, even.
He was like, alright, I'll get back at you, you know, like with the Jiminy.
Is that Ruffin?
Is that the name of that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Ruffin.
Now I want to hear it.
You know how I do.
Ooh, that'd be great.
That'd be awesome.
I'd love to hear it.
Cool.
You know what's cool?
You have to wipe yourself there and make it off like she knows what's going on
Throw her ass right off the fuckin' thing
That guy laughed, he had so much fun with that
Prank
Here we go, let's enjoy this
Hello, roofing, how you doing?
Good, how are you?
Alright, look I got a little problem here
I got some leaks up in the roof there
Yeah, I had some guys here yesterday some Mexican little Mexicans. They're up there whacking away at my roof
They tell me this that and the other thing next thing. You know it rains
I got the rain coming right down inside went up there
You know they're trying to show me this that I fired the two of the fuckers off on their fucking head
They don't know what the fuck they're doing up there. My wife's up there poking around
She's making like she knows what the fuck is up. I fired her down onto the park
Now what I need here, but as I need this fucking thing done, right?
Tell me what you can do for me. I like how it kind of understands
No, I'm not fucking putting you on man. This is aggravating me now. This shit's going on a lot my wife
She's up there poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing. I think you could write up
Show me what you can do now. I mean, I really need this
It's all along the side of the fucking house. The water's coming in like a sieve
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R.I.Z.O.
Yeah, now this problem, this has been going on for years now, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah?
The rain just comes in, it's like buckets on my fucking head.
It's getting out of line now.
I got the fucking kids up there playing on the fucking roof.
This is bullshit.
Address?
It's 503 Fifth Street.
503.
All right, listen.
What do you do?
You go up there with the kettles, the pots, the fucking hot shit?
What do you do?
Talk to me.
All right, because you know what happens here.
I got a lot of fucking problems.
These little Mexican fuckers, they were up there with the hot shit.
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I love that. The wife's up there poking around me, telling me this, that, or the other thing.
I can just see a wife going out there,
What are you doing? They're doing it wrong. Get the fuck out of here.
She lands on the car.
R-I-D-D-O
You know what the other one is? There's one where he talks about his wife kind of like that.
Something about he's selling shit and I think like the the wood chipper like rips the pants off of him or something in front of everybody but something about he threw the wife into the wood chipper or something or what the fuck was it I think he threw a lawnmower in it god damn what the hell was that one uh damn I would
out of smoothies gonna have to start beer anymore green stuff mm-hmm
brother Carlos I wish he would have picked up for us I think the only shot
we would add when he was doing that pet Christian pet show for a minute cuz he
was taking calls like I think if I would have called the first one I would have
got on cuz cuz he started only taking like one call fan and he was like you
People call in like oh now you call and and then he just took to stop doing the calls
Yeah, well, I think you played his his
Voicemail recently he said he won't take any more calls. Yeah, it is. Yeah, dude
So much interest in the ministries
Yeah, he's a big dude. By the way, dude. I can't I can't remember. Damn. That was one
The wood chipper I think he's because at some point he's selling the guy
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Here's another apartment complex
I'm gonna try to find a girl scout troupe or a girl scout
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Yeah, I think I trust my girl my daughter with that guy for Girl Scouts fucked up
What do you call it a Girl Scout? Yeah, I got a national number and that's what answered at the national number
Suspect not to find a competitor group dude. So are you in our RSL Rick Simpson oil at all?
Do you ever get that at your dispensary? I?
It didn't do nothing for me man. I tried it
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I don't even think it I don't think it did much of anything really you know um but yeah I think
like a lot of the medical talk is kind of the fucking hogwash you know all right well there
you go I think chief marijuana correspondent Matt Hillock yeah yeah I don't like I uh you know I
love it I fucking love having my reaper card and shit I'm just saying it it's the catch-all
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Like yesterday when I was at the new therapist place she's like just trying to bend my leg and stuff and like because that that the problem is that I get like tight it's called like tone it's like and it's it's something from my brain like and nerves telling my body to like just tighten up that's why I got to take muscle relaxers three times a day and shit and she talked about it too like where they install like a pump inside of you.
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But then freeze and they got, yeah.
I was thinking about it.
Try that.
But then I don't want to like spend too much loot, you know.
Okay.
And then it doesn't work, you know.
Yeah well if they get you a sample or at least I don't know.
I mean yeah that is kind of a risk though right?
Yeah.
Actually I got the price.
Let's see.
I got the menu right here.
It's weird they don't show their prices online for some reason.
Okay.
It's a...but I'm going tomorrow.
I still haven't fucked with it. I'm too afraid. I'm a mess. I handle my life as a mess.
My friends are going to have a really bad fucked up experience on it.
These are fun, man. Balms and lotion. Okay.
Good morning, Girl Scouts. How may I help you?
Hey Girl Scouts! It's cookie season, right?
Yes, it is. How can I help you, sir?
Well, I got a complaint because I bought Girl Scout cookies. I bought those do-si-do? Do-si-do?
Uh-huh, the do-si-dos. Yeah, those. Yeah, so they're great.
And then I went to the gas station and there were these girls there and they were like,
Hey, you want to buy? And I said, No, I don't want to buy, motherfucker, like that, you know,
because I already got some and I don't want to get any more.
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I need to transfer your phone call to someone in that department.
Okay, all right.
Go.
Thank you, honey.
Do-si-do.
Girl Scouts Product Sales.
This is Cindy.
How may I help you?
Why is it that they don't believe me when I say I already bought do-si-dos?
I'm not sure.
Well, why can't I show some kind of proof or something?
Something like a secret handshake or, like, do you have, like, a pen or a sticker?
Like, you know when you vote and they give you a sticker that says I voted?
Is there something?
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My address is 123 Fakay Street.
Is it C-R-O-S-S?
Yes.
Okay, and can you spell the street, please?
F-A-K-E.
Okay.
Okay.
No zip code on it.
I got it.
All right.
All right, perfect.
You have a lovely day.
What is it going to say?
How are you going to word it?
Am I going to be allowed to laminate it?
Sure, you can laminate it with anything you want.
Okay, what is it going to say exactly?
How?
So that I'm prepared for my...
I need a makeup...
Well, Mr. Cross, by the time I get this to you, you probably won't need it anymore, but it basically can say that you've already bought your cookies and thank you anyway.
Well, can you maybe send an email blast?
No, I don't think so.
Yes, you can.
You have Outlook there?
You have Outlook?
No, no.
What do you use for email?
Webmail?
Do you have a webmail interface?
No.
What do you guys use for your domain for your email hosting?
Everything's Done Everything's Done Through Our Cookie Program So We Don't Have Anything That Has A Blast Like That Okay Can You Clear The Keys On Your Browser Why Don't You Go Ahead And Maybe Just Avoid Those Girls From Now On Since You Unfortunately Have Some Foul Language That They Probably Shouldn't Be Hearing Well I Mean How Can I Avoid Them How Exactly Don't Go To The Store I Have To Go To The Store I Have To Get My Medication Then Go And This Circle K As A Matter Of Fact Is Where I Buy My Marijuana So Well Then Go After
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But then it's still like acting like maybe it's real. I don't know. I think that confirmed it for her. Yeah
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Otherwise, please stay on the line
Yeah
Any town USA
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Oh, you can look out the window and see people walking?
Oh, yeah.
You can...
Oh, I don't know.
You ever jerk it?
Like, looking at girls and stuff?
I would like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's disgusting.
That's why I don't like to be out in those areas like that.
Yeah, because you figure there's, like, a creep like me somewhere looking at you.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're just on display, like, all the time.
Thank you for calling Girl Scouts.
How may I help you?
Yeah, listen.
You guys need to provide some kind of letterhead, something on your corporate letterhead or
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Pair of
this gentleman has already bought cookies
please do not ask them
uh... i'm not able to do that for you
will do you have a cut in is really a pen or something
yet or he feels we'll be over uh... in in just a bit that they will end on
sunday march eighteen but it's a little telling me
but that is when the first detail in and out the girls will not be out selling
cookies anymore
welcome to just help them no thank you
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This is not acceptable.
Oh, God.
I'm just like,
I had these thoughts.
I'm like, look, seriously, I already did buy
damn Girl Scout cookies, and I wasn't supposed to.
And I had a lot of guilt about it.
Because you can't just eat one or two.
You eat the whole box, you know?
I know.
Not a fan.
Dude, you gotta get some Girl Scout cookies.
You can buy the ice cream, even.
They're such sellouts.
This is all stuff I should be complaining about.
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Oh yeah, a federal schedule went wrong.
No metal, no metal.
I've had...
Even you believe that.
Thanks for calling Girl Scout.
Yeah, hello.
Hello.
Yeah, listen, I have a little bit of a concern, an issue.
I wanted to go over.
Okay.
Okay, this is regarding these Girl Scout cookies.
Okay.
I happen to be in a not-so-savory environment, and I saw these Girl Scout cookies for sale there.
Did you want to explain something?
Why?
Why, lady?
dude it's um hey you reconnect me or something okay because it's like
hello let me turn off the tc2 maybe that's doing something thank you for calling girl scouts of
northern california if this is an emergency an incident of serious nature occurring during a
Girl Scout Activity Press 9
Customer Care and Support
Press 0
This is an emergency
I saw marijuana for a second
Will I transfer your call
Yeah are you calling the Girl Scout
Hotline with an emergency
It just got
It just got like weird
Nose coming
Do you think it's in their instructions
Good afternoon Girl Scout
This is Darren Hammer
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Well, how long you think it's gonna be?
And what's going on in the background?
Labia, labia.
Labia, labia.
What's going on in the background?
Where are you?
Nothing is going on in the background.
Give me just a moment, I'm uh-
Where are you, what are you doing?
Where are you, McDonald's or something?
Labia.
No, I'm not.
May I have your-
Labia, labia.
May I-
Labia!
Yes.
First name?
That is my last name.
Okay, and what's your first name?
Hugh.
H-U-G-H
H-U-G-H
And may I have a phone number for you?
No, I wanna hold.
I'm gonna hold and I don't need the attitude either okay I went through my
son Matt's room and I found that he has a bag of marijuana and it says Girl
Scout cookie on here I can't believe that you would you know you would
endorse or offer a product like this labia labia labia labia labia okay what
What are you doing?
You didn't give me an expectation of how long I'm going to wait or what you're doing at all.
Unfortunately, the profits in this period have been high call value.
Why?
Yeah, because everyone's finding out about all this marijuana that you're selling now.
God damn it.
I'm going to place you on another drink.
Labia, labia.
She has your name, sir.
I don't think she knows the word.
I think she's a little uneducated.
No, I think she knows what labia is.
I don't know what do you think she calls them pussy flaps
Yes, thank you for calling Girl Scouts of Northern, California
Oh, that's the one I already called
Yes, what can you personally I can't be one on the line, but what I can do is I can get you information
stupid
stupid stupid stupid
Do you think it's like a call center, like just dummies just working for like this one month, you know?
Yeah, is that what's going on?
That's what I'm thinking, because you know what I'm, she's really, I really don't think she knew.
Yeah, he thinks that you're clueless about what's going on.
Do you just work in a call center?
It sounds like you're in India or something.
No.
Oh, she's definitely in the States.
Are you incarcerated at the moment?
Am I what?
Incarcerated.
Are you trying to get?
No, I'm not.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you a temp worker just working for the big phone rush?
Answering service for the Girl Scouts.
Whenever they have calls, I'll call back on the telephone and we'll get the message.
We're not going to get anywhere with you, are we?
No.
See what I'm saying?
She's just a dummy.
Why don't you just be real from the beginning?
Could you not just be real?
Yeah.
Could you not just be real from the beginning and, you know, tell me that you're not the
Girl Scouts or the stupid answering service?
Miserabilia.
All right, what do you have my name as again?
All right. Thank you. All right. Okay. All right. All right. And do you have pussy lips or piss flaps?
Pussy lips?
Piss flaps?
Yeah, she knows what those are.
Dude, I called it.
Yep. Pussy lips and piss flaps.
What a dummy. Jesus Christ. Yeah, Mr. Lavia.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Thank you for calling Girl Scouts and watching us online at www.
These people got the same number for like several.
Yeah, because I could tell she wouldn't get in it.
She was just thick.
Yeah, she was thick.
She was thick all right.
Thank you for calling Girl Scouts and watching us online at www.
If you're calling after hours and have an emergency, please call 520-466-7000.
I don't know what I just hit.
Fuck that up.
Plus I don't like that one anyway. It's a whole different one.
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And even though I'm off for death
I'm a slow
Thanks for calling Girl Scouts
Yeah, lower your voice
Hello, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here
Oh, goddammit, you're loud, lady
Listen, I got a problem
Jesus Christ
Fuck that
Thank you for calling Girl Scouts
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I think she'd get really upset.
Sir, I'm disconnecting this call.
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Thank you.
Welcome to the Girl Scouts of Western Washington customer care.
How may I help you?
Yeah.
Are you okay there?
Yeah, I got these Girl Scout cookies and they're making me cough really bad.
Why do you endorse a product like this?
Pardon?
Why do you endorse a product like this?
What do you mean?
I went to a dispensary and it's Girl Scout cookie it says on it.
I bought it because I wanted to support.
I know the cookies are being sold.
Okay, let me place you on a brief hold, okay?
Hurry up.
Labia.
I muted it down so she can't hear us.
I don't know if she's trying to listen.
You know what?
Every time I do this, I forget that I did it.
Can 2000
Can 1000
Can 1000
There's not like pedestrians and I do you don't really open these windows
You know see when I when I visited my uncle once when he was living in Boston
I'm gonna transfer you over to a manager. Okay, let's go. Let's go remember this time step stand by the window yellow people
Yeah, I'm appalled I just went through my son Matt's bedroom and he has
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Because you're not here right now. You're not the one here.
What city do you guys live in so that I can try to do some research?
We live in Labia.
Labia. Let me do some research.
Can you Google Labia?
Yeah. So do you have a phone number where I can have someone else give you a call?
No, I really don't feel comfortable. Can I call back at a time and talk to a man?
I'm going to research someone like our HR person.
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stupid now you know you're moron dude it's like um what's doing now i when does it cut out
when you talk i didn't know when you guys like the second i'll hear like a word and then it just
like cuts off and then like the next person i know what it is i know what it is so here's what's
going on skype is designed that it monitors the outgoing audio and will block it from coming back
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If I'm mute except when I talk, then would it be better?
No, I don't want to make you have to do that.
Let me see, because what I was getting was a login error on the old school Skype.
Yeah.
So let me see if that's resolved.
Let me see if that's resolved.
If that's resolved, then I'll switch over to that.
I'm trying to log in now.
See, I don't know if Microsoft killed it finally, so you can't use the old version.
I started looking up online.
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Evil Artie
Brad is yellow at the time
Should I call the snowplow thing?
I'm not sure what he was messaging me on
That one's green so call this too
Alright, try it. It might get us attention at least
Oh, here
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Okay.
Don't you usually get carts?
You usually get carts, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, but I remember he gave me a little sample of crumble last time and I really dug it.
Okay.
I remember you mentioning a sample.
Was that what it was?
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This is just a little junkie. It was just six bucks and since they since the dude gave me the sample and she's like
Well, what do you smoke your concentrates? I was like, I've never had me she's like here one of these
Oh cool, it's like six bucks. Good. Do you get a rig and all that shit, but it's just so inconvenient
Fucking blow a torch like a milkman
Look what's crazy, he does that shit like go park his car and do it like in a park.
Hello Girl Scouts, this is Jill.
Hi there Big Jill, how you doing?
I'm good, how can I help you?
Listen, I'm not happy here. My son Matt is here in the house.
He came home from school, I went through his bag and I found that he has Girl Scout cookies in here.
Can I help you with that?
Well, this is the schedule.
First of all, where are you calling from? I get phone calls from all over Oregon.
It's a schedule one drug.
But where are you calling from?
From Boo Cake.
I don't know where that is.
I'm down in Medford.
Hold on just a minute and let me have you speak to somebody in Portland.
What is your name?
Cross.
Cross?
Yeah, Labia is the last name.
Just a second.
Let me see if I can find somebody to take your call.
Just one moment.
Hurry up, okay?
Okay.
I forgot my name is Labia today.
Shit.
I like it.
Dude, I got myself a dope-ass Fila.
I don't have it yet because I was listening to fucking School E.D.
talking about feelers and shit.
I'm going to have you speak to Paige one moment.
Okay.
Thank you for calling Girl Scouts.
This is Paige speaking.
How may I help you?
Hey, Big Paige.
How you doing?
Well, thanks.
How can I help you?
Well, I'm not very happy.
My son Matt came home from school and he has Girl Scout cookie in his bag.
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Keep out of the reach of children, storage, the medical marijuana contained in this package should be stored in this container, do not expose to excessive heat or light, and it has a permit number here, and then it says medical marijuana, total THC, 61.8%
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so illegal so I think that the OLCC needs to be contacted marijuana
concentrates common information marijuana concentrates come in many
forms each subtly different and suited to the end users consumption preference
concentrate okay I don't know what that means at all but I can tell you that we don't
generally contain higher concentrations of THC the most common forms of
Well, I appreciate your call.
I appreciate your call.
I believe that you need to contact the school that your child attends
and the organ department for liquor control, which is the OLCC.
The sexual organs.
No, OLCC.
Okay.
Because OLCC regulates the distribution of those kinds of products.
Sure.
And if you contact your school, your son's school as soon as possible,
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Thanks for being on everyone's snowplow show Big Brad here is a funny guy Alright yeah fuck it Alright Brad thanks man I'll see you guys Say bye to Matt Bye Matt Labia labia Well sorry about that guys I gotta go I gotta go now I run out of transportation I go I go see you guys I'll do another longer better show soon Goodbye Shut up Echo
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