Diet Ass
19 Jul 2018 · 2 h 34 min · 10,781 words · source
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McDonald's, how can I help you?
Hey, what's up? How you doing?
How can I help you?
Ah, excuse me, let's get to business
What the fuck? Fuck, that's not right
Call Jack Masterson or call back in five minutes with a different mellow voice.
There's more than a couple in this country.
Could I make a request?
Oh, shit.
Would it be possible to request a Jack Masterson tonight?
You want a Jack Masterson?
Okay, the last time I did Jack Masterson, I almost choked to death.
Is that what you want to have?
All right, well, don't stick the dildo all the way down.
Just like the tip of the dildo.
The fucking dildo.
How dare you?
How dare you, sir?
Or the marker, whatever the hell you chew on.
Ah, shit, let me find a marker.
Gorilla glue, I shouldn't put that in my mouth.
Hey, Donald, can I help you?
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello? Yeah, you hear me?
Yes, can I help you?
Hey, uh, why you get rid of Coke Zero?
I'm sorry, that's not us. It just comes from corporate.
No, but why I go there and the woman said, she said, I want a Coke Zero.
And she said, sure, no problem, you stupid woman.
And then I get home and it's Diet Coke.
Huh? Hello?
Who got, man, great idea, Milkman, great idea.
He didn't get it out of Jack.
He found Jack highly offensive.
I turned her into a fox machine.
Meena Milkman Meena
They have taken
They you know
I was
We were pissed off
When they got rid of the McDouble
Now they've gotten rid of Coke Zero
And why you get rid of Coke Zero
Why
Um
That would be a corporate question
I'm not sure
Yeah well you don't even have
A freestyle machine there
I mean come on
Um okay
So how many
How many soda options you got
You guys are really behind the times
You're like oh
We got fresh burgers
Oh
Oh our share
Our market share is going down
Oh what do we do
Five guys is kicking our ass
What do we do
Oh I know
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at the mcdonalds
we've always had the same old bullshit
diet, coke, sprite
I don't know what else
and then they only added this like tropical sprite
with sugar in it
well that's what came out
that's what happened over here at least
they bumped the coke zero for that tropical sprite
let's just be honest
that was an addition to us
we never had coke zero
that's pretty fucked up
they got rid of something
first of all you remember the high c
they added something
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And then over here you go to McDonald's and they got you got eight in every store. Yeah, and I'll tell you what
I mean, what I mean, let's be honest here. Milkman Sprite is for the african-americans the the blakes. That's their soda
It's just cool. They like the cool of soda
Yeah, he's like the cool cigarette
Oh man, it's all because of the nba commercials. Oh, don't cut on my brother. I'm just saying guys. Come on
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I mean, I'm not trying to be racialist or nothing.
I'm just saying that's not fair.
I'm not either, dude.
I'm just saying I'm laughing.
I don't want anybody to make mistakes.
Dude, I'm laughing.
I just thought that was funny.
School of cooks, you know, drinks, right?
It's an accurate assessment, Milkman.
You're totally on the bomb point here, and we'll bring that up right now.
We don't have that shit out here.
That sucks.
We never had a zero auction.
Here's what really pisses me off, okay, is they lowered the drinks down to a dollar and all that shit, right,
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Crack the shit down to free, dude, man.
Totally.
And get rid of the sugar.
Make sure everybody has a diet option.
No, they're still making a killing off of that.
People ain't dying.
Yeah, there's a reason you can go to McDonald's.
They're like by the gallons.
You got a gallon of fucking corn syrup in one of them canisters?
Yeah, yeah.
But I'm saying they're making a killing off of the money still, even at a dollar.
There's a reason why you can go to McDonald's and get any size drink for a dollar, because they don't give a shit.
You know?
They don't give a shit.
Like, ah, whatever.
Pays what you want.
Just like blessing a fish in a whole motherfucking thing
Yes, it smells like mold
I'm trying to pull out the bonanza
Okay, do you have your receipt with you?
Did you come in through the drive-thru, or through the front?
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It's true, it's true.
I don't know if that's true because it doesn't depend on your race.
Everybody gets whatever they want to drink.
Well, you know what it is.
You know.
Are there any black people there?
No, I don't know.
Are there any blacks?
That has nothing to do with the soda.
It does because they obviously have some kind of buying power and they push the diet.
I'm diabetic.
This isn't fair.
Do you have any Coke Zero in the back?
We don't carry Coke Zero.
We haven't carried it for months.
Can you look in the back?
Maybe you have another one back there?
No, we don't.
Can you just connect it?
Can you just connect it to the machine for a little bit?
I'm so sorry about that sir but we don't you might want to try another restaurant have a good day
you're garbage stupid garbage complete accurate assessment man what 420 dude oh yeah go do your
drugs yeah milkman what do you got today for 420 it's 420 on the west coast don't you got anything
to do with me man am I gonna be just alone I'm sure you guys out there know about 420 don't you
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You could do it right in front of a cop
who wouldn't even know, huh?
Well, it's just about.
It's almost that small, dude.
I found it.
Well, I sent you the name of it, the unit.
Oh, yeah.
It's got this pretty big, gigantic ice bomb.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember the ice bomb I showed you?
Yeah, I sent it to my spam folder.
Yeah, I remember.
About 14 inches of ice.
About 14 inches of ice.
Yeah.
Yeah, I sent that to you, man.
I sent it to my spam folder.
Milkman, it's time for you to do a call.
We're going to call McDonald's
and I want you to talk about
how much you love the McDouble.
Are you high?
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Remember the Daily Double?
I don't have the Daily Double, we have the Bacon McDouble and we only use fresh beef for our Quarter Pounders.
You have the Bubble Double?
I'm sorry?
What happened with the Coke Zero? Be honest. Did the black people say they want another Sprite? Is that what happened?
I'm sorry?
Did the black people say they wanted another Sprite? Is that why we lost Coke Zero?
They ain't gonna stand for that. Not in this climate. We can't do pranks like that anymore, Milkman.
What? They're not buying it. These people are on to it.
I'm fine.
I'm happy because I know the Coke Zero.
Trump is already pissed in the fucking pot.
I know the Coke Zero is going to come out.
You do that shit, they're going to hang up on you.
I'm seriously not going to go back to McDonald's anymore.
What's the point?
They don't have Coke Zero.
I'm not going to drink that ass.
I'll go to Burger King down the street.
You know what's funny, though, man?
With the climate or the politics and everything,
he's actually pissed in the pot of the calls.
Dude, they ain't got no tolerance for that shit on these calls.
I'm like, what?
I'm like, what?
I got pissed.
This is going to ring out here, Milkman.
I don't think anyone will pick up.
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Recorder this it was developed in West Germany in 1959 as Fanta clear clear lemon phantom was introduced to the US under the current brand name Sprite in
1961 as a competitor to 7up as Milkman said Thank You Milkman you were correct you get a gold star
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Rich I remember dishes. My grandma had a station when I was a kid when I was kid man
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And they started having right men stop under there right and you'd get like enter all these concepts and shit
But they used to have Cork under have a bottle opener. Yeah, Cork
Damn her come on music play
I like it in a Caesar salad on the pizza
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you know right really rude and annoying yeah my torch died I can't use it anymore I don't know
why I tried cleaning it I tried filling it I bled it I bled it a gas okay you're talking about like
a butane yeah butane propane propane propane I told you to get propane get propane one
butane propane whatever the fuck is filling no butane is a propane
they had a fucking problem with that hydrogen shit hello thank you for choosing pizza on
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I should have done that. I'm always into the weather.
I knew some actually. A couple of those guys, man.
And that's a good one to have because a weatherman or a dynamo fucking does.
A meteorologist guy, you'll have a job, you know.
Don't go with the bullshit, man.
All your forecasts, use the internet and everything.
Yeah, because I worked in television.
Please hold. And the next available room...
Hello? Hello?
Hi, thank you. Thank you for calling. I'm in Hollywood in Las Vegas.
I need help. I'm in the elevator.
Hello I'm in the elevator
Yeah I had to get on top of the elevator and it's moving
It wasn't going now it's stuck
Like I'm stuck up top and I'm going up and down, up and down
Inside the hotel? You're inside the hotel?
Uh huh
Okay and your name please?
My name is Kulo
How do you spell that? Kulo?
A C U L O
Okay just a moment sir, okay?
Help!
Help!
Please
Hold on I'm going to send security in there, okay?
Well, put them on the phone. I need to give them instructions. Come on.
Okay, hold on. What's the extension of security there?
What? I don't know, stupid.
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See, the thing is, I can't start with the elevator running.
If I'm stuck, right? That's where I got it.
Must be 21 or older hands on this.
Know when to stop before you start.
Obviously.
I'm in the elevator and it won't go we can't go oh my god the elevator won't go hello I'm in the
elevator and watch out with his music on the YouTube it's a big fucking problem yeah if we
We talk over it. We'll be okay. We've got to keep talking, you know?
We're making our own music over it. That helps, too, sometimes.
Calling a different one here.
God, what if it really was in an elevator?
You know, you went through the floor panel and you're hanging on underneath the elevator, dude.
I mean, how long are you supposed to be hanging on underneath?
I'm white-knuckling at this point.
Good afternoon. Thanks for calling.
I'm not stuck in the elevator. I'm stuck in the elevator.
You're stuck in the elevator?
Elevator
Who is this?
This piece of shit elevator.
Fucking shit elevator.
Okay, where are you located?
I don't know, I'm in there!
Get me out!
Get me out of here!
I'm gonna kick it!
Warren?
Damn it!
Sir, what elevator are you in?
Damn it!
Damn it!
I don't know what it is!
Are you, what um, building are you in?
Are you in the spa tower?
The palms tower?
Not the big tower, the big tower, I don't know, I just got here, I don't know.
The main area where you check in?
I guess?
Okay, which one do you want?
We will have someone there to you shortly, okay?
Don't go. Please don't go.
Okay, just give me one moment to call somebody.
Send them, send them, send them, send them!
You still there, sir?
Yeah.
Okay, is it just you in the elevator? Is there anyone else with you?
I opened the top of the elevator.
You opened the top of the elevator?
I'm going to get up there.
Don't do that, sir.
Hang on, hang on. I got the cell phone. I'm on my cell phone. Give me a second.
Yeah, don't go through the top of the elevator, sir.
Hang on. I got it, I got it.
All right, sir. Hey, I'm here. I'm here. I made it. I'm on top. So what do I do from here? There's a box here
Hey, there's a box inside the elevator. There's a box. There's a red wire
This is main and a blue wire. This is number four. Yes, sir. We have somebody on the way to the elevator
I think oh shit. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
I'm going back in. I'm going back in. Learn my lesson. I'm going back in. Hang on. Hello? Are you there? I went back in. I don't know. It started like electrical noises started.
Yeah, just stay where you are, sir. We have somebody coming to check the elevator.
I think I fixed it. I mean, I think it's going there. It's asking for floor.
Push one.
One. Push one. Okay. It's not nothing? No? What now? What do I do now?
We just wait right there, sir. We've got someone on the way.
It's doing it again. Should I go back up there and uncross those cables that I crossed?
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Hello! Hey! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir!
They're not paying, they're acting like they don't hear me, but yeah.
I'm on the top, I'm on the elevator.
You're in the elevator?
On the elevator.
On it?
Yeah, I took out the panel up top where the light was and I crawled up there to fix it.
Where are you located? Which hotel?
In the elevator shaft, I don't know.
Which hotel are you in?
Uh, I'm here in Reno.
In Reno?
Yeah.
And how did you get this number?
Well, I had it when I was going to check it.
And you're in Reno?
Yeah.
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Elevator machine
Elevator machine
Oh looking
What If It's Working, Go Back in the Elevator and Get Out
Oh that's a great idea. That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
Alright hang on. Give me a second. It just is going to, I think it stopped. Hey hey hey it's stopped. Alright go we're not moving anymore.
Oh shit.
I think I got it from here.
Fantastic that's good.
Alright.
Alright you're out of the elevator then?
Yeah can you uh send room serv- room serv- room service?
You would have to call room service directly from your room.
Can you transfer me?
What is your room number sir?
I'm in the elevator.
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Are you happy now, Ayan?
Are you happy?
Yeah, I'm still here.
That was a really great call.
That was great.
That was an excellent call there, Mohamed.
Mohamed?
All right, thanks.
I like the little Ali Sheffley suit in there.
Yeah, thanks.
Ayan, I'm going to clear the line.
Thank you for joining.
Thanks for your suggestion.
Do you have any other messages?
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Watch out for the manholes.
Remember that gay line, the manhole that we used to prank call?
Not us, but Zolar and those types of people we'll call.
Anyway, his line is now open if you want to call in.
The mouth line, 405-396-6884.
Once again, that's 405-39-MOUTH if you want to call in and harass me and Milkman and talk about how I'm going to die.
I know you guys hate me.
No, we've got nice people out there.
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Make that decision randomly, you know, I mean, that's not fair to society.
We should have some input.
Look, that was a joke.
That was a joke that I stole from Saturday Night Live, in all honesty.
Full disclosure, but it's true.
Come on, those are daylight things.
Milkman, I want to play a voicemail here, a voicemail that was left during the week.
You can call that number I just gave out, 405-396-6884.
During the week, during non-show times, you can leave a voicemail.
Here's a quick voicemail.
Someone left.
Let's see.
Drill
Love you guys
Love you Milkman
Hey Carlito
It's Carl calling you again
Long time listener
Blah blah blah
You know the drill
Love you guys
Love you Milkman
Hey man
For new listeners
Can you do us a favor
Or not us
But can you do new listeners a favor
And on your website
Can you put like a schedule
When you anticipate the broadcast
Like we know now
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He's a great guy. I consider him a friend.
He's a funny guy and a great artist.
He's been a friend
for a long time.
Thank you, Clay.
Big Clay.
Also, yeah, I need to get on the website.
I need to put down that we're back
Thursday night. It looks like this
is permanent. Thursday night, 7pm
Eastern, 4pm Pacific.
I expect some kind of a stub in there
that puts it in your Google
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Milkman you have a standing invitation from Palindrome to get with him so that he can
help you get in there he's been asking me exactly exactly we'll figure it out we're
I'm still stuck on Gort, okay, B?
Yeah.
All right, so anyway, I think someone was calling, and I was talking shit.
I'm sorry.
If anyone else wants to call in, or if that was you who was trying to call in,
405-396-6884.
That's 405-39-MOUTH.
Yeah, and while we do that, let's get...
You want to do another...
I can do another elevator car, though, Milkman.
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Jack Masterson
How's that motherfucker, Milkman?
How the hell are you? Who am I talking to?
Ethan last week. Hey, buddy. How's it going, buddy?
Hey, what's up, man?
What's going on?
Welcome back, man. You ready to get some more, huh?
Every week, man.
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Who is it?
I'm in the elevator. This is Jack. I'm in the elevator.
You're in the elevator?
Yes. I'm in the elevator. It doesn't go.
Yeah. The elevator's out of order. How did you get in the elevator?
Well, I hit the button.
It opened?
It opened. Now it doesn't go.
Which floor are you on?
I have no idea. Help.
I don't know and why you let why you don't put a sign that says it's not working we did have a sign on the elevator no there wasn't god damn it damn it open this shit up we need to know which floor are you on I don't know this shit look we'll have come somebody come up and check the floors but we don't know let me out don't go don't go stay on the floor with me and I'm gonna smoke a cigarette while I'm in here I don't care I don't give a shit I don't care I was going outside to smoke a cigarette I'm gonna smoke it right here what what is your last name sir so we know
I'm not staying here. I was meeting someone here.
You're not going to find me.
I'm meeting someone here. I'm a gentleman caller.
Go on.
Yes.
What is that supposed to mean?
I'm a lady's gentleman caller.
Get me out.
You tell them to shut up and get me out.
Hurry up. Let's go.
Well, we need to know where you are first, sir.
In the elevator. I mean, how do you not know?
I'm in the elevator.
There's glass all over here now.
Well, our elevators aren't glass, sir.
Well, I brought glass with me. I was breaking it. I had soda bottles.
So you broke a bunch of glass in the elevator.
I was trying to open the door. God damn it.
Someone's checking the floors right now.
Get me out. Where are they? I'm going to climb up top.
Come out.
I'm climbing up top. I'm getting up top.
Whoa.
I'm getting up top.
Shut up. Give me a second.
Okay. There's a box here and there's cables in it.
Somebody's coming up to check to see which floor you're on so we can figure out where you are.
Do I push this button?
It's not going to work.
Well, I'm on top of the elevator, and I see the circuit breaker box. You're on top of the elevator
Yeah, I'm gonna I can push this button
Turned it off. I thought it wasn't a good idea. I don't know the lights all came on now
Well, I have no idea what you're doing, sir. You're not supposed to be climbing on the elevator
I think it's I think it's turned on now
Let me get back down
Yeah, you know I think this is the prank call because you're not even calling from the hotel
I'm on my cell phone. No, you're right. I'm using the hotel phone that's in the elevator. Stupid shit.
Well, it's not showing that it's coming from the elevator.
You can tell by GPS and where I'm at?
I can tell on the phone. It shows.
I am in the elevator. I'm not on the elevator phone.
Well, somebody's checking.
I'm on my cell phone. Damn it.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. I'm not in the elevator now. I'm not in the elevator.
You're lying, sir. I know you're lying.
I'm not in the elevator. See, look.
I got out.
I fixed the elevator.
Alright, that's a dagger.
We got it.
Maybe I shouldn't be getting
too crazy with that, spicing the cables
and stuff. Holy shit.
You there now, Ethan and Milkman?
Don't push the buttons no more.
Don't push that big button that says
do not touch. 220 volts.
That button will fuck you up, man. You hear it?
It's got like three-phase power.
Shit.
Yeah, you gotta electrocute yourself
I muted myself to get off a call or something I muted myself right when you started the call and I was glad I did because I was dying when you played like the glass breaking sound effect and you were screaming I was awesome
Throwing bottles I brought soda bottles with me glass bottles of soda like you can find those anywhere I got these Mexican coke bottles with the real sugar in them I'm Jack Masterson
Before you get to it, I was looking in the paper again for your numbers and that same ad the Brad's odd jobs came up
So are we hopefully time again? Let me see. Let me do a control F for Brad
Brad's odd jobs. Okay. All right. See if you can call from a local number because last time we didn't pick up
All right. Let me work on that
Yeah, I guess every time I see that frickin and I start dying in one after just from that one guy in down, Tennessee
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Well, you know, when I just dialed the area code, maybe not give it out, but when I just dialed the area code, it kind of doesn't work, Carlos.
Let's try that again.
Once again, that's discord.gg forward slash pranks for the Discord channel.
And we're listening to a little bit of Bad Bad Not Good, their 2015 album called For, I-K-A-I-V.
Baddest man in the whole damn team
I'll give him another call in a second
I think we got a voicemail here
Let's see what this is about
Hey Carlito
Love the show
Just wanted to know
What kind of equipment do you use
Like I see all the buttons and everything
And I just wanted to know
What kind of like switchboard is that
Anyway I appreciate it
Thanks for coming back.
I just started listening to your show again,
like all the old episodes on Madhouse Radio on the website.
So I appreciate what you're doing and keep doing it.
Look forward to all these live shows.
Thanks again.
Bye.
Hey, thanks, man.
I'm using, I mean, if you're looking at the video now,
I'm pointing at my iPad that has a soundboard app on there.
It got loaded up with like 100-something sounds from, you know,
stuff like that.
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I'm going to call Brad again. That's what it was. Here we go. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Do they give you enough numbers? Do you need more?
No, this is good. Between this and Parkmans and then me just throwing darts at Google Maps should be good.
We're already due. God damn it. It's 8.20 p.m. already. We're almost halfway through the show. Break starts in 40 minutes.
Damn.
Damn, it goes fast.
This guy's a motherfucker.
It really is.
You've reached Brad's hot job.
Asshole.
We'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks.
All right we'll do a different one then uh let me go whoops let me go here moving sale all
weekend alabia has a moving sale all right let's call alabia i'm gonna call her that i guess her
name is alia it's aledia something like yeah a-l-i-a not like alia the singer the late singer
that died in the plane crash i don't know if you guys can see but i got some artwork i haven't hung
it yet but i got a movie poster for the jerky boys movie over here i got an mf doom poster here i
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I drive these fuckers all the time dude but like you know I much prefer something with less
garbage on it that you know you don't have to fucking pay so much money for
milkman's the only uber driver with a catalytic converter in his car
fuck uber dude I got my own you're the only taxi man with a cat hey speaking of milkman I got
really worried there was I read an article today that a 72 year old man in berkeley got killed by
two by two teenagers I was like holy shit milkman thank god you picked up the phone
I don't know if you heard about it.
Dude, that wasn't me, man.
Thank God.
You sure?
No, no, it wasn't me, man.
You know, I got my scooter moves pretty damn fast.
There's no Uber guy I could ever catch up with this.
Please leave your message for...
Damn, my numbers really suck this week.
It happens.
It's me.
I'm the number lucks guy.
Yes.
I'm not sure, but that room for rent,
I thought you might be the same one from last week that crazily I can't remember. I saw the ad again today all right pass on this
I think people were afraid to answer on their phone. Please leave your message for
That is the worst voice
Yeah, fucking driving down the car are not driving down the highway in the car with the window open
I got I gotta set those up now. I just bought this up the mall man milkman
When's the last time you've been to a mall shopping mall? Oh?
I don't know been a while been a minute can't remember
Okay, you bought a Mother's Day card Carlito yeah, yes
Yeah, I'm gonna go take a shit. So I'll let you guys get to it. All right. Thanks. We'll clear the line
Thank you for joining. Thanks for the numbers are gonna come down. I'll keep listening, but I don't keep listening
But yes, you're homemade toilet. All right. So see you later, buddy
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Alright, I'll connect you.
Hello?
Yeah, hey. Do you have the room for rent?
Um, I have somebody that's put a drone payment on it.
Hey, hey, hey.
What?
Where the hell are you?
Hey, hey, hey. How big are your labia?
Well, you'll never know.
Do you know what that is? You don't even know.
Alright, let's hear it for her.
Let's hear it for the drunk lady who's not drunk.
We have a caller. Call her. You're on the air. Please don't be mean.
Hey Carlito, how you doing?
Good, hey, what's up?
I called you last week. I'm the guy from New Zealand.
What's up, New Zealand?
Hey, good to have you back on, man.
Yeah, that's cool, dude, man. He's alright.
Yeah, we were talking and then you had technical issues.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Alright, what's up, man?
I wanted to ask you a question, though.
What's up?
There's a sound effect that you play where there's like a banging noise,
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I don't know, maybe that's a different dialect.
Okay, smartass.
The subscriber you have called is not available.
Hey, it's a guy's name.
Yeah, no, apparently we do say it like that.
Yeah, that guy.
John Oliver said it.
Yeah, we'll shoot the message.
I'm just letting you guys know.
I don't know if you guys either make it funny.
I'll have a shoot.
Yeah, we're trying to write here again.
We got live chickens next.
Oh, I got a sound effect for that.
The Google subscriber you have called.
Google subscriber.
That's a hacker.
All right.
Chickens
How about
Yes
Chickens
I sent you a number on Facebook
For some llamas for sale
You did
I was earlier in the week
Okay I can pull that up for you
For us
And it's alpacas for sale
Ideal as pets or guards for chickens
Weird
Still connecting
Welcome to the O2 messaging service
The person you're calling is unable to take
Sounds like the phone
Not working there
Damn I'll try again
How about some
How about a toenail
Nail Beauty Therapist
Yeah, but she's advertising for fungal and thick toenails.
Oh, yeah, I got that problem.
All right, sure.
Where are you going to send it?
Facebook?
Facebook.
Facebook, Facebook, yeah, Facebook, Facebook.
All right, good, good, good.
You do that while I get a Kohler white cast iron double sink.
I didn't know Kohler made sinks.
You get that number, send it to me, and when this one doesn't pick up, we'll do it.
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and hit the one and the paste. Got it. Thank you
Oh, you have reached them all please leave a message after all. All right
That's a private number. So I'll give it one more shot such as the rule here on Madhouse one more shot and then we'll try
Lucas's number is that a New Zealand number then? Yeah and your country code. I have actually got an already on there
It's already on there. That's it. Okay
Hello, you have reached me.
Alright, nope. Alright, here is that.
Did you want to do this or am I good to fire?
I would love you to do it.
25 minutes left.
Till break.
I'm having very poor luck today. It's not your fault there.
Do not panic.
Anyway, what was I saying here?
We got about 25 minutes left until we take our break.
And then we come back and then we do about another hour.
Actually, no bullshit. I got to take that break before the...
Well, 15 minutes till the break.
I'm sorry, I missed your call.
Come on, you're killing me.
Echo, set a timer for 15.
Hermanito.
All right, just got to Echo.
Yes, yes, I'm back, I'm back.
I was talking to Echo.
Are you linked back in with this here?
Yes, sir.
Caller and I?
Lucas, Lucas, yes.
And you and me, we're here, all of us, yes.
Well, to listen to your message, press 1.
To re-record your message, press 2.
Oh, shit, did we lose him again?
I hung up on the wrong guy.
All right, well, New Zealand, call back in.
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Oh, thank you.
Hey, thank you for your good job for me.
I'm going to be sure to be here soon.
Oh, we got another voicemail from during the week I got to play.
This one came in Saturday.
It's an obituary.
Oh, okay.
Obituary.
Oh.
Hello, you've reached the voicemail box for Carl Katoff.
Please leave me a message on there.
Okay.
All right, here's our obituary of the week.
Andre Hicks, 34, killed about 3.30 a.m. Monday, November 1st,
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number and say hey order this thing and that thing that's that's all it is honey thank god
they didn't have you can make food right all right well that's fine I didn't do it I didn't
do it I didn't do it are you listening to me I said I didn't do it yeah all right that's fine
and it was it was a cash order anyway so no harm no foul was it already paid for was it already
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Alright now she's gone there you go
Someone ordering sodas
I got a salad
Waiting for me on the break I can't wait
We're a few minutes away
Back to the numbers
We tried the cola
We got a 97 C-Ride
I already tried that didn't pick up
Brad's On Jobs didn't pick up
We got drywall. No job, too small drywall.
All right. 18 years of experience.
We don't want any. We don't want any.
Hello?
Carlito?
Yes. Hello.
What's up, buddy? How you doing?
Good. Who's this? Are you a friend?
Yeah, yeah. It's Mike from the Bronx. How you doing?
Mike from the Bronx
Hey Mike from the Bronx
Do I know you?
No
I've just been listening to your show dude
Oh cool
Is the Bronx a dangerous place to live in?
Nah not where I live
It's really nice
There's nice places in the Bronx?
Yeah
What about Queens?
Nah I never go to Queens
Alright cool
You guys were in New York
I wish I would have known I would have came and hang out man I'm kind of bummed out yeah that's my
fault it was a very short notice thing and I some people to come out you know I was quite surprised
I think next time definitely I'm going to do it like a month out be able to and now that I'm doing
weekly shows I'll be able to build up to it you know yeah you could come out we could have fun
man yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah you doing a call let's do a call let's do a call all right
All right, Bronx guy, all right.
Yeah, they're not picking up much, but here's a guy with the drywall thing.
I got drywall, that shit makes it.
He's selling it?
I think he does the drywall work.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What drywall guy is that?
Damn it.
Whoa, he was there that whole time.
He didn't say nothing.
Oh, shit, I lost Milkman.
I got to call Milkman back.
Give me a second.
Hang on, we can't do that.
I'm in trouble.
Who's call?
Who you call?
Milkman, Milkman.
I'm getting Milkman back on the line here.
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Her name is Rosanna.
You've reached Rosanna.
Please leave a message.
This is Katrina.
Please reach...
Yeah, very bad.
Some shows are like this, man.
You just don't want to pick up.
I'm sorry, Mike from the Bronx.
It's not good.
Fucking iced tea.
I can't stop drinking it.
I'm going to get them kidney stones.
I know it.
I think that break's coming up soon.
Echo!
How much time left on the timer?
You've reached Rosanna.
Please leave a message.
Pretty good show so far, other than the fact no one's picking up.
You are.
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I appreciate it, thank you very much. Have a good one. Thanks, Pat.
Alright, good. Yeah, they're following up on the glory hole order there that we put in for that bar last week.
We couldn't get a drill in there, but I think we're going to...
We've got a contractor out there who's going to take care of it for us.
We've got to call another voicemail here.
Hey, Carlito. Father from Brazil.
I remember him. Live. Anyway, hope your show's going well.
I'll tune in again soon, and I would love to get one.
You're going to get on the show forever, man. You're going to have to call in.
Hello to you, Milkman. You were talking to him.
Oh, I heard him, yeah.
He wanted to get on the show forever. He had to get the number. Get him the number.
Yeah, 405-396-6884.
I had no idea, and I'm not talking bad, but I didn't know that UK Godfather was a member of the bisexuals.
I had no idea. He posted on Facebook someone was bothering him because he's pansexual now,
which I would love to talk to UK Godfather because I don't know the difference between pan and bi.
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Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel.
People write negative things because they feel that's what sells.
Good news to them doesn't sell.
How has it impacted you?
My album is number one all over the world.
All over the world.
America's the only one because, I don't want to say too much.
But it's not number one in the United States.
It's a conspiracy.
Never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to them.
He said continue to love, always love, bring on the children,
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We got about 53 minutes left to show
We're going to try to get some quick pranks in here
We got a voicemail which I believe is someone being mean and nasty
Let's hear that Milkman
Did we reboot the computer?
Yes
I want to talk to my pasty
I want to talk to my pasty too
I want to talk to my pasty
Why?
I want to talk to my pasty
I want to talk to my pasty
Why?
Who are you and what are you saying?
They're responding to that crazy message on your service
Call them up
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Again the number is 405-396-6884 where you may call in and be called in.
Thank you.
Where did the music go?
There it is.
They keep checking that eternal hold button on me dude.
I've been living over there.
Can I have you?
Hi.
Is this Nails?
Yes.
Nails.
Hello.
Okay.
Did you call me?
No.
I didn't call you.
I don't know.
Listen to the message.
I don't know.
Listen.
Why did you call me and leave me that message? That's YOU.
Why'd you call me like that and say that thing to show me? Why?
Are you a lady boy?
Are you a lady boy? You have a penis?
You have a penis, how big?
Okay, bye sir. I think that is a lady boy. Holy shit you
Do you have a penis? Yeah, okay, okay
Craziness callers calling a caller caller caller caller. Hello. Hello caller. Yes. Hello. I the fifth caller
You are the fifth caller on the air on 98.6 mouth
The mouth
What's going on? How can I help you? Are you here to make threats?
Yeah, I just wanted to say what's up, man. I love you, Carlito. I love you, Milkman.
I am Major Tinnitus from a northwestern part of a state.
A major northwestern state? Nice. Okay, cool.
Yeah, I think I've seen you in the Discord chats. Yo, what's up, Major Tinnitus?
Do you really have tinnitus? I suffer from that sometimes.
Just a bit here and there. I'm a musician, so I get rain in my ears a little bit.
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I don't know
I don't know
I figure it came from the stupid nail salon
Those Chinese people don't
No nail services brother
I don't blame you brother
That's like fuck
Alright
Oh man it was gross
Yeah it was gross
It smelled exactly like I had a cast on for a month once
And it smelled exactly like that
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Listen, what are you going to do about this?
Because I can't get rid of it.
I tried everything.
What do you Chinese people do to get rid of it?
What do I put on it?
So you guys got that holistic East Vietnamese stuff that you do.
What do I put?
Do I put tiger penis on it?
What do I got to put on?
Garlic, ginger.
What do I do?
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
Fuck you.
We got a call.
Caller, hi, I'm Carlito, and you're on the air with Carlito and Milkman.
How do you do?
All right, thank you.
All right, someone else is calling, and I missed it.
She, Milkman, she.
Someone was trying to call.
She.
Hey, you.
Hey, it's Brendan.
Brendan.
Brendan.
Brendan.
I've been a listener since 2009 oh wow I started listening right after the quote raid and I think back in 2010 I was I hung out in the IRC a lot are you Brandon Vegas numbers Brandon Vegas no no no no no no I'm after him you're after Brandon you're Brandon who came after Brandon
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said his name was brendan but not brendan vegas he said but he knows brendan vegas not bv remember
bv that he's a big radio fan like reg like terrestrial radio fan he moves around so much
i don't know why i don't know why i don't facebook well brandon's not calling back yet
All right, we'll wait No, it's not it's I clicked on the wrong. It's me. It's me. That one was my fault
Anyway, and it was often the nose and talking these other guys like the last three calls, right?
We're getting there milkman it's we're doing better tonight
Don't be mad. Don't be mean
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My wife went there
She got a fungus
My wife went there
She got a fungus
And she got a fungus
On her finger toenail
Toenail fungus
Like a month ago
And now I have the fungus
We took a shower together
And now I have the fungus too
Why?
I don't know
Sometimes you have to clean it
You have to clean it
Well, we can't. What do we do? Are you Chinese or Vietnamese? What are you?
All right, so what do you, Vietnamese, Vietnam, you got a lot of natural things.
What can we put on it? Ginger, garlic?
You buy the fungus, you know, chop, you're chopping.
Yeah.
We cannot control the fungus. The fungus, you know, we cannot control it.
But why you don't clean the things good to get the fungus?
No, you don't.
I saw on TV that the Vietnamese people were really dirty, it said, that they were dirty people.
My wife said that she was there and you farted on your hand and you smelled it.
She saw you do that. You're dirty.
Maybe that's the fungus came from there from your asshole.
Yeah.
Milkman, you got to go. You got to get the fungus.
You got to find out the fungus, Milkman.
You got to find the fungus.
You got to get the fungus among us.
The fungus among us.
Milkman, stand by for a recall.
I'm going to recall you, okay?
Okay, bye.
I like the psilocybin fungus.
It feels good.
I got to ask him about that.
The Milkman, you know, he lives there in California.
And I think, isn't there a movement to legalize psilocybin?
Psilocybin mushrooms?
Remember Milkman called me once, high off his ass on shrooms.
At some kind of concert.
Oh, some guy gave me mushrooms, so I ate them.
I gotta drive.
Well, maybe you shouldn't drive.
Hey, Milkman, what concert was it that you went to where some guy gave you shrooms and you took them?
Was that a Van Halen concert or something?
Remember?
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To the video milkman Wow
I
Said it was Judas Priest Judas Priest. That's what it was
Them motherfuckers were blowing at it was well enough. It was a great concert to miss nice
Because this one you had like grass and shit right so you could like lay down on the grass
Go to grass and you can lay down right on the grass. Hey call you're on with milk, man. He's doing drugs
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I'm usually kind of leery now just with shit that's gone down with just taking numbers from everyone like we used to but yeah you're alright you're a Brandon you're a B I'll take it from you I'll take it from you his line is open if you want to reach us here before we end the show in just a few in a few in less than 30 minutes 405-396-6884 that's 405-39-MOV here's the next call another nail I'm into this nail thing really into the nail I think I'm recalling a place I don't know I don't know what I'm doing because I'm
Voice mails to milk man. You don't want that fungus to go to your brain. You don't want it to get it among us
Humongous fun. They make it makes a nice it makes a nice pizza topping though. Oh man
I had some portobello mushrooms here the other day. Oh, I like it. Yeah mushroom pizza
There we go. Took a while to connect another caller hang in there caller. We lost the caller
Yeah, listen, I got a fungus. Oh, hey, I got a fungus why oh
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Okay, maybe it's just someone being stupid. I think something wrong for a manager. Don't get through
No, there's a lot of people calling in actually matter of fact
We got a what I got a yeah, we got voicemail here. The transcriptions is I picked up the oil filter. What?
All right, all right, man, as long as you're having fun, man
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Let's see if this is a nice person or not.
What else? I don't know. You're hilarious. Your shit's fucking hilarious, dude. I gotta be honest. I started with the Snowplow Show. Brad's fucking amazing, too. He's fucking hilarious. I listen to fucking XYZ. You guys all got me fucking hooked. But anyways, I just wanted to give you props, man.
And actually, you liked my video. I'm the dude from Minnesota that sang Stand By Me. I'm not bad for a white guy, you know.
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Um, let's do, uh, the line is, hey, here's someone, let's see, this is someone not fucking with us.
Hello, please, don't be, hello, caller.
Carlito, hello, it's UK Godfather.
Hey, UK Godfather, UK Godfather.
Yeah, yeah.
How are you?
We're good.
What is pansexual?
What is that?
What's the difference between pan and bi?
I don't get it.
Why?
Why are you, why?
Uh, it just means I love everything.
You love everything?
I'm greedy.
Like animals do everything?
No, you know, okay, that's it. I mean you saying everything I'm like, I'll fuck a fish, you know, there's a little heat
And I'm sorry, we're not to talk about your sexuality. All right
I'm just saying good for you for standing up for your pan your panness. Okay, you're
You're pan and you're proud. Those are two words to start with P motherfucker you you get your nails done
Not that your pants sexual. No, no
Well, you should you should do that because you know that might help you out in there a little bit
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I went there. I'm going to put the fungus on the line here.
You take off, Father. This is the fungus.
She's going to talk to you. You need to work this out.
You need to get him out of here.
Oh, no, no, no. I had it injected into me.
That's gross. You need to take it out on me.
Yeah, how do we get rid of the fungus?
Do I have to cut my finger off?
Don't get out right away. You have to wait before your nail goes out.
I have to let the whole nail grow out?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you not rip the nail out?
Yeah.
Are you Vietnam or China?
Yeah, Vietnam.
Viet Nam
Cocaine is best
Yeah we know
No we don't do that
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I think you said you were going to send some on Facebook. Let me go over there. Thank you.
I did.
Thank you. Good timing.
No worries.
Good boy. All right.
Now, this is going to pick up because you were notorious for having numbers that didn't pick up.
And it has V-Cars. That's what I wanted to call it. It's been a while.
V-Cars.
I hope they keep their figures crossed.
Tell them that Uber's better. That'll piss them off.
I think I have to add 01144 to it.
I also talked to them.
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Uh sorry it's one one more Victoria Square
What where you going Joe?
Uh going to central Bristol
And you said one Victoria Square?
Yeah I'm from America I don't know the exact address
You haven't got a passcode now?
No zip code I don't know
Okay we wouldn't be able to pick you up without full address because we're private hire
Oh...
Give me the phone give me the phone give me the phone
Hey hey listen
Hey are you there?
Yep
I'm going to have a panic attack.
You need to work with this guy and get me right out of here.
We're both together.
I'm from the United States.
We're in Bristol.
All right?
Yeah, Bob.
All right.
And you need to get...
We need help.
We need help.
All right?
We're going to be in big trouble because I'm supposed to be my wife,
and I'm with this man right now instead.
All right?
And if she catches me, I'm going to be in big trouble.
I need to get back to the hotel.
You understand?
And I mean it.
Well, like I said, without full address, there's nothing I can do because we're part of our company.
I think the postcode is BS8 3PU
That postcode is giving me Rodham Hill which is nowhere near Victoria Park
That's us, that's us, that's us
Like I said that address you've given me is nowhere near Victoria Park
Shit, can't you just send one to Victoria Park and then to Vagina Hill or whatever and you know
I can't unfortunately because we're a private hire company we can't do that
We'll pay. We'll pay. We'll pay you double. We just need to get out of here.
It doesn't matter about pay.
We'll pay you double. God damn it.
Motherfucker, you.
We'll pay you double, I said.
Like I said, it's not all about the price, unfortunately.
We've got legal reasons why we can't actually pick up off the street.
We wait.
Uber is so much better.
Tell you what, we're going to order...
If you want to use an Uber, then if you believe in Uber, it's so much better.
Well, tell you what, we're going to order an Uber, and then you come here, and whoever makes it first gets, you know...
No, it doesn't work like that. Oh, come on. I'm just gonna hang up. No, don't come on. Don't don't please come on
I can't you can't do this. Oh shit. Are there more people there?
She's just him because I now I want to say that like give him a legit address or whatever and then just say
Well, we're also ordering uber. So whoever makes it first
Father give him a good address. All right a decent place to pick up
If it's him again then we're fucked
Yeah, it's him again, shit
We're about to do that next week, I guess
Unless we have a different V-Cars or something
A different car company
So is there a lot of beef?
I heard there was a lot of problems with Uber in the UK
A lot of infighting and stuff
A lot of protests or something
Am I right? Am I off base there?
Yeah, but that's a racket over there
The cabs in the UK are no joke
Those guys will fuck you up
stop they'll fuck up your day man
I found a post code for a pizza place
Is that the first one, the pizza delivery that you sent?
no thats a different place but I was thinking...
is the taxi company offline now?
yes, yeah we're clear
right, ok
so we could call vCars
and then give them the postcode of BS
can I tell you the postcode?
do you want it not to go over the air?
is that what you're saying?
ok, no I'll message it to your facebook
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I don't know if these are enemies of the state or what, but I had a good time listening to them this week.
Stupidprankcallings.pothomatic.com
Trying to remember what group this is, but they had some pretty funny stuff.
They seem to be fans of Madhouse and Jim Stewart because they invoke us a lot, which is cool, you know?
They seem like cool guys, so everyone check that out if you get a chance.
My recommendation for the day.
They haven't done anything bad to me that I know yet, so we're cool.
That's it for that.
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The whole address is there, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And try and sound Canadian, or French.
Try to sound...
Is it like down the street from you or something?
All circuits are busy now.
No, no, no.
It's a pizza place, but they won't be able...
Oh, they've blocked you.
Uh, it's not...
I'm just gonna do...
I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna do the pizza place.
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
Let's order a stupidly large pizza, 18 inches or something.
Do you order pizzas in centimeters or inches over there?
I'm just curious.
Is it inches?
Uh, inches.
I know exactly what I'm going to say.
Okay.
They get penis.
Yeah, yeah, penis.
Hi, I'm an American tourist and I need a pizza.
Yeah.
Woo.
Oh, there you go.
Sorry.
All right, I'll call again.
Oh, man, I got some strawberries in the fridge.
I'm going to eat the shit out of those.
And I'm going to take a nice Tylenol.
Nice.
I'm going to take a couple Tylenol PM with a beer, with a warm beer.
It's going to be a great night tonight.
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Hello. Hello. Yeah, it's just a chicken restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I'm having a I have a problem with the do you guys like ordered? How do you get your chicken? Because I've got a whole I got a whole truck of chickens here. They're very violent. I'm just gonna I was thinking I was gonna drive the truck into like a pool or the lake so that they all drown. All right.
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It's okay.
It's all right.
All right.
Godfather.
I'm going to send you numbers.
I'm about done.
I probably got time for one more and I got some numbers left over.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, next week.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
Send them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do your Facebook.
Yeah.
Facebook works.
Sure.
That works.
Hit me up on the Facebooks.
Yep.
All right.
I'll talk to you later then, buddy.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for nothing.
He said bye.
All right.
Echo, stop.
All right.
All right, we got time for one more.
How about another?
I got a list of nail places, so we'll just do another nail call here.
Short, simple, sweet.
I'm going to see if I can order nails with heat.
That's very stupid.
No, all right.
I'll call a fucking IHOP or something.
Hang on.
We'll have a request here.
Someone's requesting on a voicemail a heat call.
Call the heat.
You know, the eggs we heat.
So, sure, why not?
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What? Stupid. Hey, you stupid. Hey, I need to make an order. Come on, let's go. One eggs. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Cooked with heat. Okay. And what else would you like? One breads. One bread. Okay. Breads. Breads. Breads. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. One meat. My God, your anus. My anus? Excuse me? What did you say? I didn't say that.
You said I'm an anus, really?
You're disgusting.
You're disgusting.
How many fathers do you have?
You need to get a life.
Quit calling the restaurant.
Yeah, right.
Well, you're disgusting.
You've got to get a life.
If you don't have a life, you call the restaurant and you act like a jerk.
Just don't get a life.
I am a tourist.
All right, there you go.
Milkman, I think it's time to get us out of here before we do any bullshit,
any more damage to the world, any more bad karma.
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