Prostate Exam Procedures
2 Aug 2018 · 2 h 31 min · 11,199 words · source
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I'm in the streets listening to Madhouse Live
I hope my speech can compete with that bad mouth style that we get from Carlito
That's my big amigo, so just kick back to listen to this cat call
People, when this show goes live, I'll be like, damn, this shit's bitchin'
Stop whatever I'm doin' to tune in and listen
You can catch me in the back of his home at Horse Machine Ranch Road
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Thank you. Can I help you?
Yeah, I need a little favor here in the bathroom, in the toilet room.
I'm sorry?
You know the toilet room?
Yes.
I need a little help there. I have something in there that needs to be adjusted, please.
So you want me to send a manager?
Well, there's a camera. Do you have a technician?
I put a camera in one of the women's toilets, the handicap stall.
And I think like some feces got on it or something because it's covered up.
It's trying to get it to come up and it's not coming up.
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I have a lot of these to get to.
Beecho
You entered an invalid extension
What the fuck
Alright forget the target
Yeah Milkman what's up
Beechito
What's up yeah yeah
Beechito
I'm here
Hello
Hello
Milkman's got the phone up his ass
Let's call him again
In the meantime what a great opportunity to let you know
For the first of many times that you're listening to Madhouse Radio Machine
Hi
Thanks for calling
The El Paso Central Greatland Target Store
What's so great about it
See if Milkman calls back. Nothing yet. He couldn't hear me, but you guys could hear him. Oh man, I'm so excited. Before I did the show, I went to my medical dispensary of marijuana, and they started sales of flour, marijuana, plant, dry leaf, Pennsylvania yesterday. Picked some up today. Check it out.
Hey, what's up, cowboy? What's going on, cowboy?
I was in silence, brother.
Oh, no, yeah, I heard you saying bicho, bichito, and I was saying hi, but you weren't saying anything.
I couldn't hear you, brother. I was in silence.
It's okay. Let's not dwell. Let's not dwell, buddy. Let's not dwell.
Hey, listen. I'm going to send a text just to you, man.
I found what I was looking for, and I know the name of it.
Okay.
So, what's up?
Okay, so I'll text you the article right now.
I'm going to give you an email address.
No, you want me to text it to you?
Text it, text it, text it.
Or do you want me to read it out of the air?
What do you want me to do?
Text it, text it, text it.
It's not me who put this, right?
Mm-hmm.
Text it, buddy.
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Anyway, so here's a plan that I have.
I came up with an idea, and I want to know how the fans feel about this, and I want to know how Milkman feels about this.
What I'm thinking is we're going to set up a new tier.
It's going to be called Machine, the Machine Tier, $10 tier, Machine Tier.
And what you will get is you're going to get an exclusive show that no one else gets unless you're a member of that tier.
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So, you know, people who...
You're getting some of that gold star action there, huh?
Yeah, so, see what I'm trying to say?
I'm trying to add more benefits, but also I'm trying to make some of that fucking money, too.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, trying to make some of that cash.
Well, it sounds like it would be a nice access level to come in at, man, with the machine level, dude,
because you get exclusive material from the Armada himself, dude.
So, you know, you're really down with, you know, what's going on,
and you want the hottest and the latest and the greatest, dude.
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I don't think that's what basketball means, man.
I don't think that's what basketball means.
So shoot, dude.
Now I'm not constrained to only vaporizing.
All right, now listen, now, motherfucker.
The law in Pennsylvania with the herb, medical marijuana,
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Hey, man. How are you, man?
How are you doing?
You pervert motherfucker.
I'm a drunk pervert motherfucker.
Fucking drunk pervert motherfucker.
Dude, that's honestly one of my favorite calls that you've made.
That is epic.
Oh, that doesn't even pale...
Hey, I found a...
I got a picture of the guy now with a fucking horse, man.
With a horse.
Does he look...
Shut up.
Does he look like a typical Mexican dude?
Yes, yes.
He totally does.
Pair of Sunglasses Next to a Horse
Smiling
I wish I could talk to that guy
Well, I think I may have his number
Let me see, what's his name?
If he's listening
Who's calling tonight?
Who's calling?
Can you identify yourself?
Oh, my bad
What's your code name?
Well, I guess just my name
It's Jose
We'll leave it at that
Okay, Jose
Hey, Jose, what's happening?
What's up, man?
What's up, Milkman?
What's up?
You like Modelo?
All right, brother
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What do you got in your pen tonight there, Manito?
I don't. I told you. I bought flour today for the first time, man.
If you're looking right now.
You got flour, you bitch. You didn't share that with me.
Yes, I did.
What do you got?
Cinderella 99.
I'm holding out on a brother.
I'm holding out on your brother.
When I was vaping last week, I have it in flour form today.
Cinderella 99.
Share it with your brother, man. Share it up. I told you what I got.
What are you going to get to come here, Picho?
What am I going to do?
How am I going to get it to you, fendejo?
Can you ever come across with your brother?
Fendejo, cabrón.
What was that thing that he was selling again?
Stamina table.
Stamina table.
Stamina table.
Stamina table.
Yeah, his picture.
Hello?
What's going on, brother?
Oh, it's you.
You've gone.
Please leave your message for...
How is that number, like, extra loud?
Yeah.
Hermano.
Hello
Ah, eh, okay, wha, hey, ah, Milkman's gone, Milkman died, everyone died
Mr. Mexican, are you there, Jose?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
We lost Milkman, God help us
Oh, perverts and perverts
Hello?
Hey, how you doing brother, do you still have a stamina table?
A what?
A stamina table that you were selling
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, I still have it, yes
Okay, uh, is it, was it used a lot? It's for my son, he's trying to work out, he wants to play football
Oh, okay
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uh hundred okay uh let's see but you I don't know I saw one I saw one for 75 but um do I get
to have a discount if I'm a pervert motherfucker okay fucking drunk pervert motherfucker give me
a discount man come on I'm very perverted and extra drunk tonight we want to we want to fuck
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Mara que llamas a decir chingaderas hijo de tu pinche puta madre
eh
aqui tengo tu numero
te voy a reportar hijo de puta
te voy a reportar culero hijo de tu puta madre
ok
please do not call
please do not call the border patrol
te voy a reportar hijo de puta
te voy a encontrar hijo de puta
te voy a encontrar
you're not fighting shit
acuerdense pinches maricones
hijos de su puta madre
acuerdense pinches maricones
Are you going to take my underwear off?
What?
I think you have a very strong dislike to the homosexuals, sir.
That is not healthy.
I think your vote, I think your vote fuckers feel like the big dicks, black big dicks.
I think so. I'm not saying so. I'm sure so.
Hijo de tu pinche putisima madre.
The drops on this are going to be golden.
They're going to be great, yeah.
¿Qué quieres, hijo de puta?
Hey, how big is your mother's clit?
¿Qué quieres, hijo de tu pinche puta madre? ¿Qué quieres?
How big is your mother's clit?
¿Qué quieres, hijo de tu pinche madre?
¿No eres valiente para presentarte de cara a cara, güey?
I don't know where we're calling from.
I don't know where we're calling from.
Hey, pendejo, come to Walmart.
Pendejo, come to Walmart.
Come to Walmart, then, motherfucker.
Come to Lawnmower, I have to buy a new lawnmower.
Para que pincho jete tu puta madre?
Para que?
I have to buy a new lawnmower so just come be mine.
Para que quieres hijo de tu pinche puta madre?
Para que quieres que vaya?
We're going to kick your ass. And fuck your wife.
I'm going to put your dick under the lawnmower so I can see if it works.
Oh okay, like I did to your mom?
Orale, you pinche wey no imagines?
Ha ha ha.
Hey, we're calling. We're reporting you right now.
Oh, he hung up when he heard the song. I had to call Milkman back.
Oh, good stuff. Nice.
He doesn't smoke. He doesn't drink. He's a vegetarian.
I can't believe he told me that.
I was like, oh, vegetarian?
Milkman, I'm sorry. We were in the middle of talking to that Mexican guy. It was funny.
Sorry, bud.
I managed to hear it on the side of it, but I couldn't say a word.
I got lost, man. I got lost.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bud.
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The Way That He Insults In Spanish Is Definitely Mexican
He Sounds Like My Cousin
Yeah Cause He Says Like Cabrón
You Know Like Pinche Reputisima Is A Big Mexican One Too
I Would Imagine Ojete
He Could Say Joto Too
He Called Us Both Jotos At The Beginning
Oh Yeah Yeah
That's Definitely Mexican
Yeah Yeah He's Mexican
Alright Jose See You Later Man
Good Call Thanks
Alright Later Man
Sorry To All Our English Speakers
Who May Not Have Understood All That
But You Get The Anger
I want to say I'm sorry Brandon call in or something or give me a number to call you at
uh Brandon wanted me to do that first call with him I have him on for the first time we called
him my bad but I just it just came up man okay that was fun and I gotta I gotta get that picture
out if Brandon wants to share it I'll give that picture out for people to see
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I hope to find out how I can retrieve that money somehow some way I'll figure
it out I'll figure it out thank you I think there's another $10 donations in
there and I believe that was a palindrome they gave me a heads up
about that thank you for looking out for the people pound rubs for the people
everyone be sure you're at discord gg4 slash pranks that's the main pranks
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Welcome to Madhouse Radio
Thank you for calling
Please don't hurt me, my feelings
Hello?
What's up, S.A.?
Hey, hey, S.A., hi
How we doing?
Okay, what's going on?
Okay, yeah
No, nothing much
Who's calling?
I'm hanging in there
Who's calling? Is this Ethan?
Sounds like Ethan
I go by Brooklyn
Brooklyn, oh, it's Brooklyn
What's up, Brooklyn?
What's up, Camilo?
You're gonna roast me now, right?
Can I do a prank with you?
As what?
What's that?
Okay.
Okay.
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Please leave a message
Thank you
Oh, nothing from Dr. Salama
You have any idea what kind of call you'd like to do, sir?
I want to do something like food
Like a food place and like a complaint about the food I got
A food place and a complaint about the food
Okay, Brooklyn, we can do that
Do you have a type of food you want?
Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Mexicans?
Whatever you choose, it's okay
Oh, okay
How about a diner?
A Diner Run By Immigrants
I'm not in the States right now.
Is that D.D.T.?
Say what?
Is that D.D.T.?
That's not D.T.T.
I mean D.T.T.
What D.T.P. stands for?
Morningstar.
Yes, hello?
Yes, Morningstar.
Restaurant.
Yes, I'm calling to...
Because I have a complaint.
You have a complaint?
Yeah, about the food.
Okay.
What's wrong with the food?
Basically, I picked up something earlier today and...
What did you pick up?
uh chicken what kind of chicken my friend 57th and 9th i don't remember like the name exactly it
was spicy one spicy chicken spicy chicken yeah we're on 57th and 9th avenue yeah right and so
basically i was eating the chicken and inside it i found some dingle berries you found what
some dingle berries you know what dingle berries are no i have no idea what they are
My friend, I think you got the wrong place.
Bring it here tomorrow with the guy, because I'm a night guy.
Hey, listen, listen.
Did you take a shit in my son's food?
You guys put shit in it.
What are you, fucking retarded, man?
He asked for raisins, and you put this shit in it.
Mother fucking hell.
God damn it.
I had to come defend you, sir.
That's not right.
Like, people don't put feces in people's food, especially in New York.
I thought that was funny.
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Big Brooklyn
Thanks for calling in
Thanks for having me
Carlito
Milkman
Take care of your prostate
Milkman
Yeah he's getting to that age
Milkman you need to get that check
When's the last time you had your prostate check Milkman
We gotta talk about this
He doesn't like answering those questions
Alright see you Brooklyn
Peace out Brooklyn
We'll take pretty good for dingleberries man. All right
He's funny. Fucking kisses the guy. He's a nice guy
Bro and kisses him man. Milkman you know you're that age
You gotta get that you gotta bend over and get two fingers with the KY
I already had it done last year man. I already had it done last year. It doesn't feel good man
It's very invasive right? No it wasn't painful at all
It was just kind of like weird. Yeah. Yeah. Did he milk it?
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I was like fuck man like you know but when that bigger deal I wasn't painful
I thought was heard or something that start was like any holding on you know
but it did so Lisa wasn't that terrifying yeah I wasn't very pleasant
that was a lot of pressure is what I felt I'm sorry I'm just laughing at uh
at something who was it Michael Vargas and YouTube said call Brooklyn's parent
I don't know anybody else's exam on how it went, but that's how mine went.
It was about that.
I mean, you know, he wiped my butt for me, which is really nice.
At the end, he was like, here, I thought he was going to give me, I thought they gave
me the tissue, but he did it for me.
I don't remember.
I think it was like, I don't remember.
I think maybe I can't remember about the box deal or any of that shit.
All I remember, I was just, I was so shocked that I was just so shocked it was over like
that fast, right?
You know, like, damn, man.
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I was so shocked right I was like aw you gave me a little wipey wipe back there that's so nice
gentle doctor gentle african nigerian so yeah fuck that we should call a doctor's office and
see what the policy is all right let's do it what about what about his numbers man did you
check for his numbers yet whose numbers I've been calling them those are the ones I've been
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People should be terrified of it.
I thought I was, dude.
I thought I was going to grab and hold on when I heard.
But it was that big a deal.
Well, I mean, I had a colonoscopy, too.
That was crazy.
I saw the protocol.
I think it's coming for me.
You know, the good news is, Milkman, if you can hold out,
they've got a test coming out that it's going to eliminate, like, 90% of colonoscopies.
So you won't have to do preventative colonoscopy anymore.
It's a blood test.
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P.A.
It could be like a PAC or a PA.
Uh huh.
It can?
Yeah.
It says that?
By an assistant.
Yeah.
They said just to get it by.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
It says like it says.
Okay.
It says right here by a licensed doctor MD or an assistant PA or PA-C it says.
Oh okay.
Cool.
All right.
Yeah.
We can help you out $200 flat fee.
Okay.
So.
Yep.
I need to make sure it includes the prostate exam part?
Oh.
We don't do that part.
Oh.
Is that like a physical exam or do you send out for that?
It says when a man is a certain age, they have to put the fingers in there, you know?
Mm-hmm.
And you make like a pressure or a hook motion?
Um, mm-hmm.
I don't know if we did that. Hold on, let me ask.
Can you check, can they build?
I forget it. Who cares? Let's get Milkman back on the line and move from there.
Where he was having audio trouble
And then he left
Now he's going to talk about it for 10 minutes
Man I can't hear his loud music
I don't know what's going on
I don't want to hear his loud music
Just a moment we're reconnecting
Milkman
You called the mushroom
But I mean
I can't hear nothing dude
If he goes silent and I start talking
I don't hear nothing
But I hear you
You said mushroom pizza
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Yeah.
All right, let's do another call here.
Let's call different urgent carers, see what they say.
Is the caller right in?
Hello, caller.
You're on Madhouse Radio.
Please be nice.
Holy shitstick, Carlito.
Hey.
I love you, man.
Hey, thanks.
We love you, too.
How are you?
Milkman loves you, I think.
Milkman, you love this guy?
You don't even know him yet and you love him.
Who am I talking to?
Hello.
Hey, this is Twiggy, man.
I'm just calling in to say hello and then I'm going to jump off.
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Prostate Exam
Well yeah kinda
Alright so what happened was
I went to a competitor and I had a prostate
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The Victorian England
Uh dude it's been more recent than that
Like about the 1960s
Really?
Last time I seen a corn cob
Like an Iowa and shit like that probably
No dude no dude
So here's my question
I've seen corn cobs dude
But did you use
You looked for the Sears catalog
Corn cob is last choice man
Hello
I'm gonna transfer you quick okay
Alright let's go
Well did you eat the corn first and then use the
Like the empty pile
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You know what? I'm going to hang up because that comment is totally inappropriate.
How many penises have you seen today?
Well, unfortunately I was muted.
But you didn't hear my mushroom call.
Ah, you were muted?
Yeah, I realized I was muted because I didn't want to make any noise.
But then you didn't hear me calling for mushrooms.
You couldn't hear the prank? You didn't hear the prank?
Yeah.
Okay, you're...
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I don't know.
I asked you if you've had one before.
I don't know how I got there.
I think the caller mentioned it.
I had to tell you.
Yeah, that's when I passed it.
Yeah.
Yeah, hi.
I have a question about the prostate exam.
Did you just have a prostate exam?
Yes.
Sorry.
Did he use two fingers?
Which clinic?
I went to a competitor, but I'm trying to compare the standard of care
I don't care because this, I want to make sure if I can find out like, is there, was he lying or do I really need to have this done after I turn 40?
Um, hold.
Okay, let's move on, let's just, let's just move off from the subject.
Milkman, uh, so what's going on, what is, is this a, uh, what, what's going on?
This is where the Golden Gate is.
Is it the Castro Theater? Is that what it is?
No, that's why I, we can do that one after.
Oh, the Golden Gate Bridge. The bridge has a telephone? Okay.
Okay, I didn't know it either. What you want to tell them? Okay. They got these new robot cars. Okay. And a lot of people, unfortunately, don't even know that they had a California approved, totally, totally, totally unoccupied. I mean, totally driverless cars, you can have a completely robotic car driving anywhere in the state of California. It's okay. So you can tell them what the money is motherfucking robot cars, you know, needless to say, is they have person or not.
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I got the number
I got it, I got it, I got it
I got the number
Hello?
I don't think it's me that has the audio problems today, please.
I'm here.
We're here. We're here, Milkman. Hello.
Yeah, Golden Gate Bridge.
Hi. Is this the actual bridge?
Can you hear me? Yes.
I'll call back, all right? I'm going to call back, all right?
Because my friend's an asshole, all right?
Look at Milkman.
Killing me tonight, man.
Media do not initialize.
Try it again, then.
Media stream do not initialize.
Cannot create something, something.
Okay.
Hello, what happened?
I heard you talking and you weren't saying, you weren't hearing me, but I heard you talking.
I was replying to you.
The call had started.
Did you hear me say I can't hear anything?
Yeah, I heard you say I'm going to hang up.
Yeah, I heard you say all that.
Yeah, I don't know if it's on this end.
I don't know if it's on this end, buddy.
I don't know.
Dude, it's on this end.
It's on your end, man, because it happens every time.
Yeah, but no one else is hearing it.
No one else.
Everyone else I'm calling doesn't get it.
We'll figure it out, Milkman.
Just don't dwell on it too much.
It's all right.
Yeah, hi.
Golden Gate Bridge?
Yes.
Yeah, what's up with those robot cars?
I'm sorry?
Robot cars.
Robot cars.
We don't have robot cars.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Those robot cars coming through, these automatic robot cars?
No, not here.
Milkman, what is it with the robot cars?
The automated robot cars have all the sensors on them.
The guys are coming down through here.
They're coming across the bridge.
They're cutting people off in the lane.
They're speeding across the thing.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
This is the Golden Gate Bridge Department.
It's our emergency line.
This is an emergency line?
Yes.
This is not supposed to be an emergency call.
We need to hang up on them.
Yeah, we thought you were just Golden Gate Bridge.
We were mistaken.
Call the non-emergency line
Call the Golden Gate Bridge
Call the Golden Gate Bridge
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We're doing prank calls. You ever have a prostate exam yet? Are you that age yet?
Yeah, I did, man. I got really violated by my doctor.
Did he clean you? Did he clean you at the end?
Yeah, dude. It was terrible.
What did I say? Did he whistle and say, clean those wounds?
He didn't whistle. Where the hell did that come from?
I'm telling you, the doctor did that to me.
He just went for it.
Thank you for calling Reassure. Our office is closed.
Closed
Our hours of operation are Monday
That was an adult diaper place
That was going to be perfect for this theme that we have tonight
How do I send you music?
How do you send me music?
That's a good question
How would be the best way?
I mean, if they're YouTube
If it's on YouTube, you can just send me YouTube links
That's probably easy
Like files
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Yeah, he always, Jesus Christ, God, but the same sad songs all the time.
Jesus Christ.
Those are horribly, horribly tormented songs, man.
That's the ones he likes.
You guys play great music, and then another thing I noticed is you don't play a lot of the same stuff.
Like, I mean, the sequence stuff you play regularly, but, like, the stuff you play in the background usually, like, I haven't heard, like, repeats, you know.
Yeah, I try. I've got like I keep it all on a playlist and I try not to duplicate and I try not to keep listening. It's going to get better because he's going to now and start including my file. So it's going to get a hell of a lot better.
I can't wait. You love country music. Hang on for Milkman's file. I'm going to punch you in your ass, boy.
I'm going to try and call for advanced hearing aid technology.
You're welcome to stay on the line during that.
If not...
Don't hurt.
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This call will be recorded for quality and training purposes.
I'm hard of hearing.
Please hold for the next available representative.
Hard of hearing.
Hello?
Milkman's music is all country songs.
Play something like do that stuff.
Don't play that weak stuff.
Parkman just sent me an email apologizing it's okay it's a mistake it's all right we're good
it happens dude I've been there I know it's not intentional brother I was gonna say Parkman's
intention wasn't to do that yeah we got you Parkman yeah because I was like the bridge has
a number as soon as we realized where it was going dude we pulled her back for it went off
the cliff dude and guys I'm sorry I had to eat dude I hadn't eaten since like 10 a.m so I just
mdhearinghr my name is terry please no calls are recorded for quality and training purposes
may i have your first name please oh oh really come on man you're gonna play with me a little bit
i thought i was gonna do your first i'll try it again see if i get a lady lady with a heart
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I was just going to make a run in the market.
To the representative, please press 1.
We appreciate your patience.
Please hold for the next available representative.
See if this wait is worth it.
Fucking Terry.
Is that a recording?
Somebody playing DVR?
What?
Oh, that one.
Yeah, it's my soundboard.
Oh, okay.
Because I was like, it's funny.
It's a hearing aid thing.
All right, okay.
I didn't know.
I'm trying to figure out where that sound's coming from.
I thought it'd be funny to call the hearing aid place and be like, huh?
Huh?
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All right, I'm gonna disconnect the call for lack of response. I appreciate you giving us a call. Have a great evening
Okay, that's all right no more of that, but that's what we're doing we got
He's got a handle time he's got it. He's got to get him going dude. Yeah, I got that handle time
I got to keep it down man. That's how it is in the call center world. All right, uh, bronxy you got any uh,
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What? What?
Well, I don't know why I did that.
He's going to meet you in the Bronx and bite you.
Yeah.
Horsey cat.
He's going to be a horsey cat.
Bring his horsey cat and he'll bite you.
He's going to bite you.
He's going to go up and roar.
All right.
If you want to join his line.
A little rag doll with flop teeth.
His line is now open.
405-39-MOUTH.
That's 405-39-6688-FO.
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Man, I'm trying to talk to you all this time.
That might be him calling on this line.
Hello, is this Milkman?
Yeah, this is Milkman. Hi.
Oh, hey, Milkman.
Hey, Brad Carter's here with Milkman. Yay!
What, Brad Carter?
Yeah, Brad Farner.
Hey, old man Brad!
How you doing? Welcome.
I hear you need a hearing aid.
Good to hear your voice.
Yeah, we need a hearing aid.
Thanks. You too, Milkman.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to blow your ears out.
I was just excited to hear your voice, my friend.
Long time no hear.
Excited.
No, nothing to apologize.
Nice, nice.
Brad, I'm calling about golf balls, if you want to jump in.
No, I don't really do prank calls, you know.
Oh, okay.
You're a profound phone hacker.
Check out this song.
Yes, kitty.
Golf balls.
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Oh no, I hung up on Brett Carter. I hung up on Brett Carter. I'm sorry, Brett.
I didn't even hang up on you. No. Brett called back real fast. Brett called back real fast.
I'm stupid. Fucking, I'm such a... God damn.
Bad finger. Bad finger alert.
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Hey Carlito it's Brandon
You're not Brad Carter
Hey Brandon how you doing
Hey man have you been getting my messages
With the numbers I'm giving you
On Facebooks
Yeah I don't know what I'm going through
It gets a little crazy I get a lot
If you don't give me a heads up that you're going to
I may not remember
Okay no no that's cool
I just want to make sure you're actually getting them
Yes here they are
They got buried down
I'm not trying to act like I'm King Kong Ding Dong
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Call me in the stair now. Can I help you?
Hey, how you doing? I got a problem with caulk.
Yeah.
Okay. I bought caulk and we had to do some caulk work in the shower.
Okay.
All right. Now, I'm having a problem with the caulk getting soft in the shower when the water hits it.
Okay.
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I need to keep my cock hard in the shower, and it seems to be happening whenever cold water gets on it, especially.
It kind of shrinks up and gets soft.
Let me see.
Yeah, that is an issue.
They don't have anything that's going to specifically harden a cock.
I might suggest in that kind of situation is to take out the old stuff and put a kind in.
Okay.
Because I don't have anything that's going to harden anything like that.
Okay.
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Salt, shake it with me.
I'm going to put this salt on your arm, and I'm going to bite it and eat it.
Well, then.
Okay.
All right.
I'll be right there, Eric.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Cool.
I'm going to end my shows with biting peaches.
I'm going to bite you today.
That's all.
That's all it is.
That's all.
The poor cock guy, man.
He was down with it, man.
He was all helpful.
He was like, oh, jeez.
All right.
You're going to be like that.
All right.
All right.
So, yes, Mr. Brandon, I got your numbers, and I will continue to call them.
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You've reached the request line in the PLA Situation Room.
To complete your call into the live show, press 1.
Don't be too annoyed when you don't get through there.
I think I'm supposed to hit 1.
We are 30 minutes away from break.
90 minutes from the end of the show.
I can't believe Milkman hung up on me.
I know, right?
He's a fucking phone operator.
I'm sorry, dude.
I explained to the air I have fat finger.
I know.
I heard.
I'm sorry, big Brad.
Brad, you want to prank a hardware store with me?
I don't have much idea, but maybe.
You work with your hands.
You work with your hands.
Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah.
He reminded me, like, is this Eric the piano guy?
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That was a thing where there was a Rottweiler in the piano or whatever?
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Fireweed and biting.
You got to help me here.
For information on building...
I wasn't listening.
That is an invalid entry.
God damn it, Milkman.
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How many questions do I tell them the survey is?
It's like less than a minute.
All right, sir, just a moment, please.
I'd love to have just a minute or less of your time.
They'd just love to ask if it's a survey they've got from the corporate office.
I'd love a lot.
How long is it?
He said it'd be less than a minute.
Hello?
Hello, is this the customer?
Yes, sir.
Okay, so this is Roy from the corporate office, that guy that handed you the phone.
His name's Lance.
Yeah.
And we don't know who he is.
He doesn't work here.
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I still have some other stuff I have to try to find, though. That's the thing.
All right, yeah, but I'll instruct him to just leave it there, hold on to it there for you,
and then you can skip the last of your selections.
And make sure you have the badge on, please.
Oh, he hung up. He's not going to deal with that shit anymore.
I should have thought of that.
Oh, shoot.
That would have been great.
Yeah.
Let me get Milkman reconnected here, because I was...
Leave that. Like, what the hell?
Yeah, I know. I looked like I was following him, too, the whole time.
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I think I was waiting for your call so I thought it was you and I picked up and we talked for a little while I had to miss your show I'll watch out for him then okay alright well thanks for the heads up man I'm going to put him on our terrorist watch list thanks yeah thank you so much alright man Brad Carter I told you alright that's Brad everybody hey Brad good to hear from you yeah thanks Brad for joining it was good hearing from Brad I think Brad was on his payphone Brad's got an actual payphone
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Play one during the break
When we come back we got calls we got numbers that came in from Big Ethan including a Toyota Camry for sale
An arcade claw machine that needs repair garage for rent and a Peterbilt semi truck
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I hear you, Milkman. I hear you, brother, man. I had to call you back because you weren't responding.
There was nothing. There was absolute silence from the time you took the break.
Yeah, I know when I was coming back. I was saying milkman. Can you hear me say something you didn't say anything?
So I hung up and called back isn't that smart?
You didn't miss anything milkman. You didn't miss anything big homers in the house. Oh, let me get the video
He's he's in a pit. Let me bait homer. I brought some chicken here
I should be able to get him to show up on cam homie it fell on top of him. He's a lazy fucking
There he goes.
If you're watching camera, you should be able to see
homie over there on the couch.
That's the one-year-old birthday boy.
One-year-old plus one.
One-year-old plus one day, motherfucker him.
Alright, thanks everyone who stayed
with us.
One-year rotten.
Seriously, he's a rotten little shit, isn't he?
One-year rotten boy.
Yep. Let's get to the prank.
Sorry the break took so long. I was trying to come back
but I lost all mouse control across
all the desktops.
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We're all out of warm camel milk tonight.
Callers, 405-396-6884 is the mouth line.
That's 405-39-MOUTH.
You can call and join in just like this person right here who I'm going to accept.
Exception.
Caller, you're on the air.
Please don't troll me and give up my personal information.
Hey, what's up?
Who dis?
It's Ethan.
Hey, Big Ethan.
Ethan.
Milkman.
Motherfucker Milkman.
Milkman.
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Hi this is Chris
I can't get to the phone right now so just leave me a message
and I'll call you back as soon as I can
Let me change the caller ID that might help
The thing is see I got it set up
so they can call back in but they never
No one's called back in from a prank call yet.
Haven't gotten any angry voicemails.
It's a separate number.
I try not to give out.
Oh, hang on.
Give me a second.
I was calling.
That was a Camry prank that I was just doing right there.
Yeah, I got it.
All right.
All right, caller ID adjusted and redialing the Camry for sale.
Hello?
Yeah, hi. You got a Toyota Camry for sale?
Yes.
Oh, what can you tell me about that, honey?
No, um...
Callers.
Let's see. It's great. Do you have all the pictures? I loaded up a whole bunch of pictures online.
Well, I'm colorblind and I'm buying it as a gift, so I thought maybe you could just tell me what color it was and make it a little easier. It's supposed to be a surprise.
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I don't know.
You didn't...
Of course it matters if you stole a car.
I'm going to buy a stolen car, woman.
What's wrong with her?
I'm going to keep throwing chicken at Homer so he shows up on the camera.
It actually says on here, gray, clean, automatic.
We're going to give up on the Camry.
Hello?
Hey, yeah, is this on the Camry?
Is this the guy?
Yes, yes.
We lost service where we are.
That's okay.
No problem.
So you've only had it for a few years then?
Yes, yes.
Okay, and it's uh, I mean how many miles on it?
109,000, okay
Did you guys do a lot of like I mean driving into that you go to the beach and stuff get a lot of sand
Then and things like that. No, no, it's always grudged
It's it's a car we hardly put any miles on okay when you really put any
We don't know it's not a beach car or nothing like that. Okay? Yeah
Yeah, because the corrosion, the corrosion and stuff, you know, especially in that generation, Cameron.
No.
That generation, Cameron.
Oh, fuck off, dude.
Hey, buddy, wait a minute.
I'm just talking, brother.
Wait a minute.
I didn't even get to do the best part of that joke.
God damn.
What'd you say, bro?
What'd you say?
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Yeah, I'll grow it up.
It was you fucking kidding me bro with it, huh?
All right
I'm gonna call him this garage for rent. You like my idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's oh wait
I didn't read this one that read the one I had before I have three separate
I want I want to store some stolen cars in them. Okay, like in the movie gone in 60 seconds. Okay
Yeah, you got a garage for rent brother. All right, that's nice. They're all three separate garages. Are there in different areas?
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You're not involved.
You're not involved.
You're just giving us, you know, as far as you know, we're just giving us spaces.
You know?
We'll give you a cut.
I got a 91 Toyota Camry you can have for free if you want.
No one wants it.
It's a great, good running car.
Good running car.
Great sound system.
I'll tell you, let me give it some sort.
I'll suck your dick.
I'll suck your dick for all you want.
I won't use my teeth.
Oh, shit.
He said all right.
He said all right quietly.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to clear the line for someone else to call in, Ethan, because I
got a lot of people calling in, man.
Call Arcade Claw Machine
Yeah, they got the phone off the hook now.
I don't like that kind of answer.
Who's that?
Fuck, I've been right here.
All right, so we got an arcade claw machine that needs repaired.
One of those old school treasure chest machines.
It was getting stuck in one position.
They had someone kind of repair and now it doesn't turn on.
Damn.
Can you fix it or is this a lost cause?
I can fix it.
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Motherfucker son of a bitch
Hello? Is this a caller?
Motherfucker son of a bitch
I don't know if this is a caller. I'm confused. What's going on?
I was trying to call out. Hello? Is this an incoming call?
Hello?
This is the AT&T operator
Oh shit. What's up, Brian? How you doing, man?
What's going on, man?
Hey, what's up?
Let's call that Mexican guy. Let's see if he picks up again
Hey, can you
You said you had the picture of him with the horse
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I couldn't believe you remembered that. I laughed my ass off when I heard that.
Yeah, because you took the ad down. I don't think...
Your call cannot be completed.
Yeah, well, I tried to click on the original ad and it said it wasn't available.
So I don't know. Hello? Hello? Hello? Uh-oh, did I lose everyone?
It fell off when it was.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, that's Milkman. Hang on, let me get Milkman back on here.
This is Milkman, not the guy.
Coolio? Does my mic sound okay?
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Who is the caller?
This is Brandon
He's done some pranks and stuff
He's done some funny
He tracked down the Mexican guy
What's going on milkman?
The Mexican tracker man
Alright how's it going bro?
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Please check the number and dial again.
Is that what happens when you dial his number?
Yeah, but it might be because I have too many dashes in here.
It's my fault, probably. Let's try again.
Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Please check the number and dial again.
When I tried to call the voicemail a little while ago,
it doesn't even let me get to the part where it rings.
It just says, call rejected.
Oh, shit.
I got away I changed the ID again I think I got it I forced it please leave your message for 602 yeah he won't answer now I got it through but he won't answer that was amazing just that call in itself I was glad just to hear that in real time that was fucking awesome hey real quick you said that you found a web based PBX system like so what I do but all web based is that correct am I correct did you say it can work it can work with the
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I can't make it to the phone right now
He was chewing for a second
I thought he was choking or throwing up
I was going to have to do the puppy Heimlich
When is he not a puppy anymore?
He's a year old in a day
Is he a puppy until he's two years old?
Is he a puppy now?
I don't know how it works man
Technically they still have a lot of the behaviors
Like puppies up until about two or so
Yeah he does
I hope it's a girl
and if it's a guy whatever
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Alright, well this is going nowhere
Shit
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Thanks for the work on the Mexican Stamina Table Guide.
That was fun.
Thanks for calling in, man.
No problem.
It was my pleasure.
Great pleasure.
Man.
All right, see you, man.
And a great pleasure to meet you too, Milkman.
Very much.
Y'all have a great one.
I'm looking out.
Thank you, brother.
That's Big Brandon.
I used to call him Reclude when he first came around.
I would say, hey, this is Reclude.
Oh, that's Brandon.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
That's the fake Reclude.
So his line is now...
Man, if you can find the real Reclude, dude, man.
I don't know man
I don't know if he's
I don't know man
that guy was crazy
I hope he's still
I hope he just
he got big in the
in the music industry
and decided to let it go
he was starting to get nervous about it
cause he's like
yeah you got shows
where I talk about doing cocaine
with like 16 year
17 year old girls
and fingering each other's mouths
here's a call
caller
you're on the air
with Milkman
and the Milkman show
go ahead
please be nice
thanks for just hanging up
alright
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Who's calling tonight?
Very nice
Ah Hughie, for the Cynic at Radio
Oh ok
Hughie, how are you guys?
What?
Who?
What?
Cynic at Radio?
What did you say?
Yeah no I'm just shutting the radio off because I'm at the shop working
Oh ok ok I gotcha I gotcha
Who's our caller tonight?
What's our caller's name?
Ah Hughie
Hughie Hughie man
Hughie from downtown New Zealand
Hey, thanks for coming back and everything.
Hey, thanks for having me back, guys.
Thanks for coming back.
No problem.
Hey, do you remember that call we did a while ago?
I need to talk to your manager right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know that one?
What was it?
I need to talk to you right now.
The manager right now?
I need to talk to you.
Yeah.
See, that was it.
I want to talk to all the company.
Oh, right now. Yeah, that wasn't mine. That's on YouTube, though. That's a prank. Yeah, that wasn't one of mine, though. But yeah, it's a funny prank. The guy's arguing, I need to talk to the order of company right now. Yeah. Right now. Right now. Right now. And the other guy's like, okay, right now. Right now. He's saying it right back to him. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
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Do you still hear that, Milkman?
Hello?
No, I know I was just responding trying to cover the message I thought so
Oh, oh, oh, I thought you were in
I'm still here
Oh hey, Australia here, hey what's going on man
Ah, yeah Kiwi
Hey, Bookman
The Kiwis are awesome
Find out which part of Aussie's in
Where are you at, which are you in the west coast?
Ah, Melbourne
Melbourne, Melbourne, that's how you say it, Melbourne, not Melbourne
Melbourne, okay we got fern, we got Melbourne, we represent all over man
It's Melbourne
Alright, so
Okay Melbourne
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I love you too
brother
Alright go ahead
I was going to ask you a question
but you guys...
call me next week
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no no go
go
Hello
Hello
Is this the Castro Theatre
Yes
Can I help you
Is this the Castro Theatre
Yes it is
I have Richard McFaggott. He's from Australia. He's a very good performer and he wanted to talk to you about wearing a dress.
Mary Poppins.
Hello.
Hello.
What can I help you with? Hello. Do you have a question?
Hello. Yes, I need a dress for a very small man.
I can't help you with that.
A very small man. Why?
All right. Cool.
I'm talking about the Mary Poppins. They got a Mary Poppins sing-along that starts in exactly 30 minutes.
Read that. Mary Poppins sing-along. Read it.
I see, I see. The sing-along show Mary Poppins is on tonight at 10 p.m. Eastern.
Audience members can dress up as their favorite character.
Explain you're coming in dressed in bondage.
Oh, really? Well, I didn't read it. I should have read it.
Now you're going to change the number and call back with the new premise.
Nah, I used the same number. Fuck that. I used the same number.
Use the new number or else you're going to kill it.
Hey, Carlito, can you do a prank? Can you call Australia or not?
Uh, I think so.
Yo.
I can't.
I'll give you a number to call.
All right.
Hello and welcome to the Castro Theater, San Francisco's historic movie palace.
Jesus Christ.
Oh man, Milkman, remind me to...
Hang on.
He pissed in the well, so he ain't gonna answer the phone.
Echo, set a timer for 15 minutes to call the Castro.
Alright, okay honey baby.
I'll call in 15 minutes, that'll be right around the time.
Don't get another fucking mushroom pizza.
Don't order another mushroom in there, brother.
Alright, Echo, enough timers please, thank you.
Okay, okay, I could just wants to work with me. How are you gonna send that to me?
You don't want to give it out over the phone there. I
Don't have that set up no
I know I am. I will we'll figure it out get it to me on Facebook. Do you have me on Facebook sir?
Yeah, I should do I feel about it. I think I like your page. Yeah, that helps
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Thank you, Mary Poppins.
Hey, man.
What happened to you?
I lost everything on the network here that's wired. It crashed. It lost its connection, but everything wireless stayed up. I don't know what happened. It took me a while to get it restarted.
When that last noise happened to me, I was assigned we need to reboot.
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I don't know you have to read what it says
well he said to ask you
hang on I got it here
Castro right
I got it I got it
I told you the worst experience I ever had
was the Johnny Rebel guy walking around naked
completely fucking pasty naked with all these piercings in his lips
and a big old rebel beard and a fucking Johnny Rebel hat
That's it man and cheese. Okay. What do you hate homosexuals so much? Why I just told you man
Parading around you wanted to make a complaint. What did he get his number? You want to get his number Castro?
Okay. Oh, I didn't change my caller ID. No wonder he's remember the number milkman shit
No, no, no, don't be mad don't be mad don't be mad
Publix has the best bread, the best fried chicken, the best slugs, the best sweet tea.
Oh, that chicken, because I've talked about this before at length.
They use celery salt.
They use the celery salt brine, and they brine soak it for 12 hours before they fry it.
Then they batter it.
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But you know what? I'm all about, you know what I'm all about is the dark meat. All dark.
I don't like white meat. It's too dry, man. You know? I want all dark meat.
Dark meat. Dark meat. The thighs and the legs.
So that's what I'm talking about.
You don't like the wings?
The wings are okay. The wings are okay, but I don't like chicken breasts.
I like drumsticks. I like drumsticks.
I like chicken breasts. We make chicken breasts here, and I like it, but I don't like fried chicken breasts.
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A dress-up event?
Yes.
What are the restrictions on that?
What do you mean?
Well, I wanted to come in dressed as a horse.
You can do that.
Okay.
Do I...
Okay, now what if I wanted to come in...
Is there a horse in the movie?
Yeah, there is, of course.
There's horses in the movie.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, so it has to be around the Mary Poppins theme?
That's the general idea.
Okay, all right.
What if I just wore, like, the dress and the umbrella like Mary Poppins?
That's fine, too.
Okay, do you have a balcony there?
A balcony set?
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What's going on in California with Magic Mushrooms?
Is it really on the ballot or not?
For a legal eye.
What's that?
Are Magic Mushrooms really on the ballot?
Did they make it on the ballot?
I've never heard about it.
I hope so, because I'll vote for it.
Fuck hell, I hope so.
They're wanting to get it for PTSD.
They say it's really good and other things, but they're trying to get it.
Oh, hell, they're good, man.
Like, for a Madhouse show, you could do something while you're doing the show, man.
Fucking chill out.
Fucking laugh your balls off.
I'm too scared.
I'm too scared I'm going to have a bad trip.
Oh, you're a pussy.
Shut up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Now, come on.
Mr. You
I expect better out of you
You're a big puss
Don't be like that
I expect more from you
If you were to do something like Junior
I'd say okay honey baby
Hold your hand
But I'm just telling you you're alright
Jesus
Did everyone make it back here?
We only got 26 listeners now
God damn it
I hope we're broadcasting
I don't even know if we're broadcasting
I don't know dude
We need to do something about that routine
I discussed with you before
Yeah I know
But this
Go back up dude
That would have no bearing on what happened It would have no bearing on what happened Milkman
It was just a crash
Well we need to like reanalyze it
That's why I try and call you during the week
So we can actually do a mock set up and test our set up
It was a general crash machine Milkman
I can't do anything about it
What do you want me to do?
I don't want to do this shit off the air
You hate me
Why do you hate me?
I'm not I'm just trying to get you back on course
Because you get busy
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Curry Rice
Curry Rice? Really?
Yeah, oh my god, it's so good, dude. I come up with the fucking killer. It's so good, you'd die.
So tell me about this curry rice recipe. What do you got going on in there? Curry, rice, what else? Water?
Okay, well, let's see. I got potatoes.
What kind of rice? First of all, what kind of rice? Basmati? What are you using?
I got the basmati brown and then I got this sushi rice called Hidome Borde mixed together.
Okay.
So it's 25% white.
Okay.
That's how it's brown.
Alright, cool.
So you get a little bit of a slightly sticky when you get a good bit of the basmati so you got a lot of that extra fiber.
Right.
Okay, so it's got a carrot, potatoes, green peppers, leeks.
Blue diamonds.
A little bit of ginger.
Yellow mushrooms.
Raisins.
Pairing
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Good for everything, dude.
This is the last call of the night.
We're gonna do a nice eggs and heat call, which everyone loves.
Come on, man.
This stuff's like gravy, man.
Milkman, do you recommend washing your rice before you cook it?
Do you wash it out?
I do because...
Alright, here's the deal.
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You had some beans to the rice?
You're supposed to wash your rice, dude, because that shit on there, you don't want that in your rice.
Make it taste funny.
Hello?
Hello, hi, thanks for calling to Denny's.
Hi, Denny's.
What can I get for you?
Hi, honey, baby, how are you?
Okay, honey, baby.
Okay, I want to make an order.
Okay, what can I get in your order?
Okay, I want one eggs.
An egg?
One eggs.
Okay, how would you like the eggs cooked?
I'd like, can you cook them?
Sorry?
Cook, cook, cook eggs.
Cook eggs, like, over medium, scrambled, over easy?
Overheat
Overheat
Okay
Something else?
Okay, and then I want to go down there and bite you
I want to bite you
Yay, what a waste of a call
Good idea, Milkman
Good idea
10 or 15 minutes
10, 15 minutes sticking around?
What do you mean?
We just got the show short
I was going to go
We're on the air now
I'm just giving you a couple extra minutes because we had the...
I'm just asking because I was wondering because, you know, it seems like you're spending a little bit of time off here, honey.
Yeah, because, you know, pretty soon Athena's going to come in here with a rolling pin.
Echo, stop.
All pass, Athena, please.
Hello?
Hello?
Yes, I'd like to make an order, please.
Your contact number, sir?
Okay.
Okay.
That's it?
Yeah, and that's the local area code, 630.
Okay.
My good name is cross okay do you have curry chicken yes okay one order of
Papa Dom's Papa Dom's okay do you have pilau rice oh boy I'm sorry do you have
any lamb Rogan Josh we have goat biryani oh yeah I love good biryani okay go
Goat biryani
Sure
Alright
For which place did you call actually?
Hyderabad
Hyderabad
House
Indian restaurant
Yes
The address?
Are you not really Indian people?
Yes we are
There are two types of Hyderabad house
So that's what I was making sure to know the address
And one bhenchod
Sorry?
Bhenchod
Bhenchod?
Yeah
What is that?
It's a meal
Bhenchod
Sorry wrong number
No come on sister
Come to me sister
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I'll try to make one up on Friday, all right?
I'm sorry.
We may have to push it to Friday.
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So you're saying that if you manage to get off early, you'll do a show?
Yeah, exactly.
If I manage, I will do a show, but it's not looking good.
More than likely, I'm going to postpone it to the next day, Friday.
All right, guys.
All right, my brothers.
All right, Milkman, thanks for being out with me, brother.
I love you like the mother that I never had.
I love you, too.
Motherfucker, you.
Yeah, I'm going to bite you.
Why don't we get together and talk about business instead of bullshit?
Seriously, man, we got less than a week, so.
All right, we'll do.
All right, man, you always all right me, but let's do it this week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right, I just want to get this straight.
All right, brother, all right, I'll talk to you.
All you listeners will appreciate it, okay?
Sometimes I get rough with this guy.
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