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I’m a Three Input Guy

6 Dec 2018 · 2 h 41 min · 10,343 words · source

Calls (24, 1 h 10 min of 2 h 41 min)

  1. Target customer service menu ivr 48 s clip ↓
  2. Goodfellow and Company pants inquiry live 33 s clip ↓
  3. Knicks tickets for sale live 33 s clip ↓
  4. Active Punctures receptionist asked about punctures live 33 s clip ↓
  5. Sod clock repair man asked about clock live 6.3 min clip ↓
  6. CPAP machine inquiry with angry caller live 5.3 min clip ↓
  7. Montreal Drugstore order inquiry live 48 s clip ↓
  8. Montreal Drag Store ordered pills live 2.3 min clip ↓
  9. Colostomy bag caller hung up live 2.8 min clip ↓
  10. Leela Learning Food Park angry caller live 10.3 min clip ↓
  11. Indian restaurant ordered bhenchod live 33 s clip ↓
  12. Call to Bindia Indian Bistro with offensive order ivr 4.3 min clip ↓
  13. Ordering bhenchod at Bindia Indian Bistro live 1.3 min clip ↓
  14. Deli Bistro inquiry about Indian sandwich and soup live 9.6 min clip ↓
  15. United Water Machines fake water alert live 4.8 min clip ↓
  16. Hotel reservation name confusion live 1.8 min clip ↓
  17. Emerald Golden Dragon Chinese restaurant live 1.8 min clip ↓
  18. Hotel front desk asked for sheets live 48 s clip ↓
  19. Hotel front desk automated menu ivr 1.3 min clip ↓
  20. Mattress Farm asked about strange sleep issues live 1.3 min clip ↓
  21. Matt House Radio asked about trolls live 1.3 min clip ↓
  22. Drive-in theater rules discussed live 33 s clip ↓
  23. Garage Billiards automated menu playback 2.6 min clip ↓
  24. Drizzle and Shine customer service live 8.6 min clip ↓

Transcript

I'll fuck you left right and center madarchod Indian chakke tere gaan marunga tera number hai mere paas
Zyada natak bakna wo bhoswadi ke tere madarchod softmail ko polna uski gaan paddunga
Case karke bhoswadi ke madarchod tere maa ki choot
Come here you fucking bastard if you have balls you baile chakke saale hijre
Do kodi ke bharve how dare you call me you fucking bastard
Tere maa ka bhoswada chalo alright
You have exactly two minutes to get your ass out of that bathroom
I'm finding what you're saying a little bit offensive.
Don't call this number again, asswipe.
Look, man, I'm a three-input guy.
I'm in the streets listening to Madhouse Live.
I hope my speech can compete with that badmouth style that we get from Carlito.
That's my big amigo, so just kick back to listen to this cat call.
People, when this show goes live, I'll be like, damn, this shit's bitchin'.
Stop whatever I'm doing to tune in and listen.
You can catch me in the back of his home at Horse Machine Ranch Road.
I'm busting mad fat flows for assholes and banchos.
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Beat up to the man in the madhouse
Y'all made me some real lightweight slacks
That he just made up on his own
Sent to me three or four months ago
It's a kind of a light blight
And rather soft green and soft
And they're real lightweight
Now I need about six pairs for some of wear
Three of the light kind of a lady's face
Then there were some green
And then maybe some other light pair
If you had a blue in that or black
I'd have one blue and one black
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I can let out bike ride now. These are all the best that I've had any states
I gave a little under there for do you have much margin there and leave me about it from the where the zippering under my
Back to my bum hole I'm ready to out there if I need to be sure you got the best zippers in them
These are good that I have you get that would sure be great for the White House
But what's going on in there for a lot of bullshit talk? I know that much bullshit my friend
What do you know, maybe I do and maybe I don't what I say is they got no business negotiating
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Target app for hours and location information press 1 to reach a specific department press 2
press thank you for calling calling target help me help you uh uh first of all do you hello hey
hello yes yeah hello hello hello yes hello can you hear me i'm sorry um i can't hear you
on the phone can you call back so we can get on the line for me please okay stupid thank you
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Men's Slim Fit Trouser Pants Goodfellow and Company
The Extra Inch in the Crotch Area
Sir, how will we be able to do that?
You can either go a size up or go
That's the only thing you have to do, go a size up
Well, these are the best
They fit me just fine
They fit me just fine
And these are about the best pants that I've been able to find in the United States
There's nothing else that we can do for you, sir
Well, can I get them?
I need them in a green
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I'm in some kind of mood today.
I hope it translates to a positive show experience.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
I got numbers from Parkman.
I've got also numbers that have been sent to me throughout the week via Facebook and shit.
Indian restaurants.
There's some Knicks tickets for sale that Mike from Brooklyn calls in the show.
He's sending some info.
Someone, Mike in the Bronx, my bad, not Brooklyn.
Knicks tickets for sale.
Call them, then I'll give out, you know, the information.
The important things.
What?
Yeah, hi, this is Joanne, Joanne, regarding, this is regarding the Knicks tickets, I saw the sign.
Oh yes, how are you?
Yeah, I live in the 5570, I'm in the 5570 building.
Sorry, I didn't know about the phone number.
Shut up. I'm in the 5570 building, you know, also, I guess you, but, um, I saw you got some Knicks, Knicks tickets for sale?
Yes, I do, for this Sunday's game.
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Okay, so I have two days to get in there. Just look around at the stuff
What stuff inside your home where you live for those two days?
I'll be able to go inside and look at the things and touch the smell the dirty underwears. You have yay
knicks
Let's call her again. She's probably freaking out. She's gonna call the NYPD the best police department in the world
I'm calling the police right now
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So, as I said, this is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call Show.
Oh, I didn't start on YouTube, man.
Alright, sorry, YouTube, you got fucked, you know?
YouTube got fucked in the ass. I forgot to start YouTube. Now it's started.
Thanks, Dwight, for reminding me and letting me know that the YouTube wasn't on. Thanks.
Thank you to Project 2501. He's the one who messaged in the chatroom that that was going on, so thank you.
MadhouseLive.com is my website. MadhouseLive.com.
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Got more links and stuff to give out, but we're going to get to that later.
Let's keep the pranks going so I don't bore you guys.
And again, an apology to those who were expecting YouTube.
It is working now.
Keep in mind, no music plays on the YouTube feed because of YouTube.
It's the best I can do to explain it.
So if you want the full experience, you should be listening over at madhouselive.com.
Hi, this is Dana with Active Punctures.
I don't think we're going to get an answer here.
Hi, this is Dana with Active Punctures.
Sounds like Paris.
Just a moment while I just call our ID to match that area that I'm calling.
So hopefully we get a better response, a better reaction, as in more people will pick up.
So I'm finishing that up right now, just a moment.
Okay, here we are. Let's do it.
Next call, this is for Sod.
You Sod.
Hello?
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Mr. Biggs
James Snow Clock Repair
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Get in my car and go 88 miles an hour in front of it and I think I'd squash, you know, go back back to the future
Oh, hey, well, uh, you're gonna fix this clock or not son of a well, uh, what did you what did you say?
You lived in Paris. Yeah, I live on horse machine Ranch Road here in Paris
I got a brand new ranch out here 40 acres, you know where the Walmart's is. Uh, yes you behind the Walmart's just caught
horsemachineranchroad
Well I'll try my best
Well we're not sure
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Next one, motherfuckers.
Upright Freezer for Sale
Alright, negative contact from the upright freezer, more like an uptight freezer.
Here's a call that we're going to try.
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Thank you. I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Hello? Hello?
Hi, can you hear me?
Yeah, what's going on? Why are you talking like that? Calm down.
Oh, come on, motherfucker.
Can you hear me?
Puta. Call them back, everyone.
This call may be recorded.
This call is what it is.
Hello?
Hi, this is Natalia with Varus Healthcare on a recorded line.
Jesus. Hi. I'm calling about the CPAP machine.
We're calling in regards to CPAP supplies. My name is Natalia with Varus Healthcare on a recorded line.
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Can I talk to you?
All right and that's a parfait, not a real magician in alahmah
and now okay, all right do you fulfill the
Beautiful man, do you fulfill the or you don't supply the machine. You do filters also, right?
right
alright so i'd like to order
what's your first and last name please?
my name is cross
can you spell that please?
C-R-O-S-S
So cross like i said we are on a recorded line
and we can definitely help to provide you with our products and services to help manage your health and sleep better with the most up to date technology available
Ok
so we already establish you are the person in a home with sleep apnea
and you also use the CPAP machine
Do you use your machine regularly for at least four hours a night?
Of course.
Of course.
Hello?
Of course, yeah.
I was in the toilet.
I'm out of the toilet now.
I was peeing.
Your insurance company encouraged you to replace certain items on your machine once every three months.
Those items include your tubes, cushions, falters, and masks.
Hey, I don't need you to read a script to me.
I don't need you to read a stupid script to me, okay?
Let's be real.
What makes you think that I was reading a script to you?
Because I can hear you speaking script style.
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For durable medical supplies, they said, DME, durable medical equipment, they said, this is who I call, fucking.
Can you kindly refrain from the obscenities?
Okay, labia, sexual intercourse.
As I was explaining to you, thank you for your time, sir.
Sexual intercourse, ejaculation.
I wasn't cursing at the end.
Terrible connection, terrible.
And I was waiting, as I like to think, waiting around the beginning.
I don't like my calls where I start out and I'm like, hey, and I'm waiting around looking for an opportunity.
I usually don't include those in the show.
I usually take them right out before I cut them down.
And I really dislike giving a name.
Like, hey, what's your name?
And I give the name.
And how do you spell it?
I got to spell it.
And what's the number?
And I give a number.
Repeat it.
It's such a waste of fucking time.
I don't like to hear that in prank calls.
I mean, you can't get around it when it's live.
But I usually try as much as I can just to chop that out.
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What part of India? Northern or Southern? Bengali, India, where?
We're actually in Canada, sir.
No, but where's the planet?
Is this one of those Indian dirty places with the dirty water outside?
For that question, sir, you may call our customer service department for further information.
That's 1-877-273-3528.
And our customer service department will be more than happy to answer those questions.
oh hey ignorant are they gonna be open now you stupid you stupid shit are they gonna be open now
fucking guy where are they sourced from india bye click you know anything worse than that
if we would have said china because i would have been like no thanks you're risking your life
getting shit from india and china is that even what you think it is motherfucking hi montreal
drugstore my name is summer manual would you like to order please hey honey baby how are you
I'm doing good, thank you for asking.
You want to know how I'm doing?
I'm sorry?
You want to know how I'm doing?
I'm sorry, but if you wish, is the order taking desk?
You may call us back once you're ready to place an order.
Thank you for calling.
I have questions about generic Viagra.
Summer, my ass.
I'm so big fat, I got named after a season.
I almost said a holiday.
Jesus.
Chinese man, China.
Hi, Montreal Drugstore.
My name is Billy.
How may I help you?
Hey, Big Billy, how you doing?
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they say it doesn't work
but it depends how your body all
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For further questions and clarification
I mean it's blood that goes to the
my penis.
Ok my goodness
Or after the call
you may call customer department
As店 is well
You can call
fand rail drugs
And hope some
now
Yeah
Where can I put my penis after I use this shit?
That was the same guy.
I'm going to try one more time, see if I don't get him or Big Summer, Big Fat Summer.
I hope it's Summer again.
Hi, Montreal Drag Store, this is Tracy.
May I know what would you like to order, please?
Hi, Tracy, I'd like to make an order, please.
These come from India, correct?
That is correct.
And as of the moment, our offers are 100 pills for $99,
150 pills for $140,
and 200 pills for $175,
All for free shipping that will be delivered in four weeks time and this will make my penis erect like any other Viagra
It actually depends. The body has different
Reactions to the medicine so it depends on how it will react to the medicine
So if you would like to place an order we can process it right now. Where can I put my penis?
Where would you like to place an order? Yeah, okay one chicken tikka masala one nan bread one
If you are interested in putting an order with our products, please call us back again.
No, this is India. You're Indian people.
You're Indian people.
I want chicken tikka masala.
Okay, enough.
Enough of that.
I think they're Indian themselves.
Yeah, guys, don't order that shit from India and all that.
China, especially.
I mean, those things get tested all the time and they're nothing.
They're not at all what you're expecting.
They say they're based out of Canada because there's a whole thing about 15 years ago when it started that you could get Canadian drugs, you know, how the medications, certain prescription medications were cheaper to get in Canada than the United States.
So companies started popping up.
A lot of people that were close to the border would travel into Canada to get certain medications cheaper.
In a lot of cases, it was the only way they could afford to take their medication as they needed to.
And that's understandable.
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Yeah, yeah, I like to shoot it in the air sometimes to make people move faster like a green lights
They hesitate they take more than three seconds to move with a green light
I'm honking my horn. I'm shooting my gun in the air. You know yeah, and I got to take it out of the box
Okay, honey. Hold on
All right while you do that. I'm gonna walk. I got a I got a pee so I'm in the toilet right now
Yeah
All right is there a space for like a couple bags of marijuana in there
I like to hide my marijuana and have my gun handy, you know, all right
What about baseball bat? Let me get out of the shit pissing in the toilet here. Hang on. I'm sorry
I I had to pee. Why did you say honey?
One pocket, okay
There's no secret flap that I can use to hide contraband like pills and stuff
Okay
W1
Okay, all right marijuana in there cuz I like to I move marijuana I sell it
Yeah, my motorcycle, you know, you want to do you want to buy the coal?
Okay. All right. In that case. I want to give oral sex to you, ma'am. I want you to sit on my face
She said I could do whatever I want I could do whatever I want
Take the Lancer. I don't think so. Hopefully answers angry to defend his wife's honor. Yeah, I'm sorry
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Three Input Guy
I have a colostomy
Hello?
Oh, they picked up and hung right up
That's what it is, I got a colostomy bag
And you can fuck the hole
Okay
This is a number sent to me by Dom the Bomb
From Super Foam Brothers
Who did a show just before mine started
That was good
You should have checked them out
Super Foam Bros
Hey, are you Gunsmith?
I am, how can I help you?
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Hey, I'm the greatest prank caller on the internet. My name is KDK.
Well, I'm honored, then.
Can you give me a promo? Can you say you're listening to KDK's Lunatic Fringe?
Can I give you a promo?
Yeah.
No, actually, I think I'd rather stare at the sun with a pair of binoculars than do that.
All right, fuck you then, all right, asshole?
Oh, baby.
You're an asshole.
No, that's...
Shut up. Shut up, I say.
See, now you're getting mad. Why would you do that?
I get nasty if you want.
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Alex
Poku
Great Number
Busy
I'll call another one
Alex man you gotta put ones in front of these numbers homie
Not you Homer
My friend you gotta put ones in front of these numbers come on
You're making me hustle
It's a struggle
Yeah hi is this Indian food?
Is it Indian people Indian food? Are you Indian?
Is this Indian people Indian food? Are you an Indian?
Okay
Is this an Indian owned company business?
Yes
And you are from?
I'm from Punjab
Okay good, good, very good
I'm Bengali
Oh okay
Alright and my wife she's from Nepal
Okay
I'd like to make an order then
One chicken tikka masala
One chicken tikka masala yes
Okay
One bhenchod
Do you have madarchod?
Do you have the
What?
This is what happened to his brain
Indian OS crash
I think he's like 18. He's just a kid
Just a kid listen to this fucking fat ass calling
Alright, let me try that first one again that didn't go through it was busy
Sorry, the number dialed is not in service. Please check the number or try your call. Okay
Thanks for Nothing
Mother India
Oh, that's a great name
Mother India
Madarchod
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Oh, shit, recorded
Hello, Mother India
Hey, Mother India
Yeah, Mother India
Okay, I'd like to make an order, Madarchod India
Yes, please
One chicken tikka masala
How would you like to take it?
In the ass?
On the rice?
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What is the vegetable korma?
What does it smell like when I fart in my hand after I eat it?
Yeah, I like that.
But what does it smell like when I fart and poop it out?
When I poop it out, how does it smell?
Okay.
How long after I eat the chicken tikka masala until I go to the toilet?
About 20 minutes.
Just 20 minutes and I have to go to the toilet?
Yeah, 20 minutes please.
Okay, wow. Alright, that's pretty good.
So would you like to take the vegetable korma as well?
Yes, yes I would.
You want vegetable korma on the rice?
Yeah.
How spicy?
Mild.
Mild. Anything else for you?
Yeah, one bhenchod.
Sorry?
Bhenchod.
Oh, I didn't get that. Sorry for that, we don't have that time.
Do you have madarchod?
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Hello
I was trying to make an order
So your order is chicken tikka on rice
and veg korma on rice
both mild
and one bhenchod
Are you out of your mind?
No, my friend Sanjay
he said to order this, he's from India
Just ask the meaning from him
then you call me, ok?
No, one madarchod
Get lost
Okay one vagina
Are you kidding me?
Get lost
Okay I'll get lost
Love you for that my nigga no matter what bruh
Marcy raised me and whether right or wrong
Streets gave me all I write in this song
Hootie babysitted, changed my diapers
Thank you for calling Leela Learning Food Park how may I help you?
This is Leela Lala? Leela?
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I am going to kill you son of a dog you your mother we gave birth to you in the street like a dog like our sewer dog
it's all of behave yourself you're garbage you're garbage you fuck by you piece of shit no you piece of shit motherfucker pay me back what the fuck I know who you are
someone's gonna get beat up at cricket this weekend
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listen to me listen to me you can't play I will tap your call I have your
number you fucking asshole if you try to harass me I will call 9-1-1 you
fucking bastard who the fuck are you you motherfucker I'm Sanjay son of a fucking
bitch you son of a fucking come here come to the restaurant I'll fuck you
left right and center you bastard who the fuck are you who's Sanjay who's
fucking Sanjay me Sanjay motherfucker behave yourself this is a business
Madharchod
Chutiya Ben Kilo Adi
Ben Kilo
Ben Kilo
Pay your money
You ugly
Look at your face in the middle you fucking bastard
If you have balls you fucker come to the restaurant
Just come to the restaurant
I have your number listen to me you bastard very clearly
I'll fucking do a case on you for this
You know this is illegal you bastard
I'll fuck you left right and center fuck off you fucking asshole fuck you pay your money back pay back your money pay back your money what money you know the money you know the money what money you know the money who paid the money back you bastard take the money from listen to me there are people around that's why I can't you come here I'll give you the money come front and pay money take the money from your mom's ass you bitch you fucking bastard madarchod
No, fuck you, man. You don't give a shit.
I was saving I was letting him go because I won I want some good Indian insults on my soundboard and I want to share that with the community and yeah I think I think we got some pretty good shit to play so I want to cut that up like I did with the Mexican guy right if I hear that they speak Spanish I start playing the Mexican shit where's that here
You guys know what I'm talking about.
Fucking drunk, favorite motherfucker.
Hijo de tu pinche reputa madre, maricón cabrón de mierda.
Stuff like that.
Now we hopefully got a good, good, good number there.
I'll be chopping that up this weekend.
See if I can get that in time for Dwight.
Maybe he can use it against him.
I just want to call Indian restaurants and start playing it.
Here's another Indian restaurant while we're at it.
Hey, the show's going pretty good, eh, guys?
What do you think?
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Yep, it's working.
Okay.
And yeah, your voicemails, if I don't get, I know it gets busy sometimes.
So if you don't get through, leave a voicemail.
I'll try to play it.
All right, here it goes.
Next Indian restaurant.
I'm going to call that guy back.
That's a given.
Calling that motherfucker back.
Hello on my express Hi I'd like to make an order bhenchod
Sir we can't take order on the phone with it and then you can order it
Is that because you're a monkey? Sorry?
Is that because you're a monkey? No sir I'm not a monkey you're a monkey
No you fucking monkey dirty motherfucker take my order
Oh fuck yourself bhenchod you madarchod
Tere Mala Putta
Banke Lode
There you go, Nunu.
Organic usage of Banke Lode.
Dwight will get a kick out of that too.
He's been saying that a lot lately.
At the behest of Nunu.
Oh, shit.
That was good.
Let me call Leela La La La back.
I wonder who he thought I was.
Or who sent him.
Some shit's about to pop off there in that town.
The mailbox belonging to
Leela Indian Food Bar
is full.
He didn't answer this time.
All right, here's another one. These are all in Toronto. I think we have a caller. Hi caller, this is Madhouse Radio and you're on the air. Thank you for hanging up. Thank you for being rude. Rude animal. I'm not talking to you, Echo. Shut up, Echo. Bitch.
The Mailbox Belonging To
Amaya Express First Canadian Place
Is Full
Another One
They're All Full Tonight
Man Can't Even Leave Voicemails
Crazy
I Blame The Solar Flares
Filled Up All The Voicemails With Solar Garbledy Goop
Told While Your Call Is Being Connected
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Yes Hi Let's Make An Order
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396-6884
Can I have your name?
Yes, my name is Cross
Can I have your order?
Okay, one chicken tikka masala
Do you have any mulagatani soup?
Yeah, we do
I'd like one mulagatani soup, please
Is it good lentils that you use
or are you using out of a can?
We use good lentils, not from the can
From a bag? Okay, good
Yeah, from the bag
Good, good, good
Okay, alright
one bhenchod
come on
yeah one bhenchod
i got your call yesterday
what's that?
huh?
come on
hold while your call is being connected
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yeah one bhenchod
hello? one bhenchod please
i'd like to order one bhenchod one madarchod
you put that down and bring your sister
and mother
go get sister yeah and i'll talk to her
yeah give me one
so i can fuck okay
idiot i think that's what i heard
I'm not sure. Let's see who I called.
Your call is being connected. This call may be...
Shut up.
Good, I marked it right. Here we go, next one.
Looks like a chain, because they're all named the same.
Am I extra?
Yeah, let's make it more.
We don't take phone orders.
Why not?
No, we don't take it, because sometimes people don't show up here.
Oh, well, because you're a prostitute?
Excuse me?
Are you a prostitute? Is that why?
You're ordering for food, or I think you called the wrong number.
No, bhenchod, you, madarchod.
Ah, fuck you, chutia.
Bindia India Indian.
Bindia.
Bindia Indian Bistro.
What the fuck?
Bindia Indian.
That's hard to say.
That makes it confusing.
Hold while your call is being connected.
This call may be recorded for quality control.
Bindia, this is Andrew.
Bindia Indian Bistro?
Yep.
I'd like to make an order for pickup.
Sure.
Please hang on.
Fuck you.
All right, there we go. Hi.
Hey. Hi.
All right. What would you like?
One chicken tikka masala.
Chicken tikka masala. How spicy?
Medium.
Medium. Go on.
One bhenchod.
Sorry?
Bhenchod.
Bhenchod?
Yes.
Not sure what that is. Sorry.
Are there Indians there that you can ask to see if they can do it?
No, no. It's whatever we have on the menu online.
No, but are there Indian people there? Indian workers?
Yeah.
Can you ask me real quick?
McQueen, you have it online but it's a different name on your menu and I'm not sure because when I was in Punjab, they know what it is. Can you ask them?
Sorry, it's ban-chod.
Banchod.
Chod.
Banchod?
C-H-O-D.
C-H-O-D?
Yeah, thanks.
Tee hee.
Hello?
Yes, hello.
Yeah?
Yes, hi, can I help? Can you help me?
Yes, yeah, yeah, sure.
Okay. I was making an order.
Yeah, sure.
One chicken tikka masala?
Okay.
Okay, did you need to ask me how spicy?
Moologatani Soup
Moologatani soup
Moologatani soup
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I'm not like you, right? We don't need any argue. So, chill. No problem.
Okay, but you know what these words mean that I'm saying, right?
Okay.
I saw people asking for what song this is, so I posted the YouTube link for where I got it.
In the Mixler chat.
You get all your answers in that video description there.
It's a compilation audio of synthwave songs.
I didn't do that.
Okay.
Next one here. This one is Deli Bistro.
I got a feeling this one here might just be like Indian sandwiches.
I wonder what that would taste like right? Why hasn't there been a fusion of an Indian food sandwich?
Oh, that would be great. That would be so good. You know the Vietnamese do it? They got banh mi
They do a good job. I like to see the banh mi of Indian cuisine work on that any of our Indian fans out there
Hello. Is there an Indian sandwich? Is there an Indian sandwich?
Okay, is there a sandwich
Chicken Tikka Masala
Medium
For picking up
My name is Horse
H-O-R-S-E
Medium
Spicy
Do you have a Malagatani soup there?
Let me just ask
One second
Hi honey
So we have a lentil soup
Not the Malagatani soup
You have only a lentil soup?
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One lentil soup. I prefer Mologatani. I understand you don't have that anymore, but you have a lentil soup?
Yes, we do.
Okay, are these good lentils? Are they from the can or are they good lentils, like from the bag that you get?
It's from a bag.
Okay, good. You soak them and clean them well and everything, right?
I'm not going to get any stones in the soup or anything like that because sometimes that happens, you know, they get stones in the lentil bags.
Check to see if they're actually cooked.
Good, good. You have to, you have to. Yeah. Okay. And then one bhenchod?
I have that.
Okay. Do you have madarchod?
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Sexy Mother
Yeah you know me, I'm just joking around
I can see that
Yeah you motherfucker, you know, I really like you though, okay?
Thanks
I like your skin, you have nice skin color
How do you know I look?
Because I see you there when I go, you're sexy boy
Okay
Yeah
Sexy boy, sexy hair, sexy voice, sexy body
Well do you find me sexy?
How about you compliment me?
I can't really see you, so I can't really compliment you.
Um, just give me one second.
Hi, I seem to have a problem over here. Pardon me? The toilet is, um, there's water all over the floor. Okay, um, what room are you in? Well, I'm not, I don't know, I don't have it, like, I don't know what number it is, you know? What room are you in? I'd have to find out, but can you tell me how this toilet works? I have my sheets inside the toilet. I was trying to flush the sheets down, and now they won't go down. What? Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't wait I can't don't go down hey there hello hey there man hey buddy uh but uh we don't
have uh anchos we do have more anchos okay all right I'll come down there we'll figure it out
all right buddy all right because I gotta take a shit right now all right buddy thanks I forgot
he was there I totally forgot he was there good evening boulevard motel how can I help you yeah
I was just calling over there and someone hung up the phone I cannot hear what you're saying
I'm in the toilet what room are you in I don't know I don't have it written down I have to go outside and look or something how do I find out it's on your key what's your name I'm in the toilet and I don't have the key in the toilet what's your name I'm not the hotel's under my name it's under my friend's name I'm trying and your friend's name his name is Lysol is who Lysol that's the only way I know how his name is is Lysol he's the black guy okay well that doesn't help me because
We don't have anybody here registered to that name again. I think it's in his street name. I don't know his real name
It's like clonazepam something like that
Klonosapam caught cut. I don't know and I keep trying to flush the sheets down the toilet. They're not going down
I'm sorry. Why are you yelling at me? It's it's simple. I'm flushing sheets on the toilet. Yes, I am
There's water everywhere to 12
I
Gotta get these sheets either out or through the toilet. I don't know if you can help me out
I don't know if you have any recommendation of what I can do. Do you have any idea? Hello? Hey stupid
Alright enough of that. Jesus Christ. He's freaking out. Let me get Dwight on the line
Dwight was trying to call in and I hit the wrong button. Hey, what's that big?
Did you get out of the toilet? Oh, yeah, I did for now
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Hi, is that Mr. Richard?
Yeah, speaking.
Good. My name is Cross. I'm with the United Water Machines. We handle the water here.
Right.
Okay, we have a report of a water main contraction. The water main contracted on itself, and it's putting a lot of soil through the water.
We were calling to check to, first of all, to let you know, don't drink the water right now.
Second of all, when is the last time that you consumed water or looked at the water coming out, the faucet?
A couple hours ago.
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So We
And We Got An Alarm Here
That The Water System Had A Failure
And We Need To Find Out
Cause It Could Have Feces In It
Okay
Can You Touch The Water
See If It's Cold Or Hot
Cold Or Warm
You Put Your Hands
You Put Your Hand In The Toilet
And It's Cold
No
No
No
No
Yeah
Yeah
He Did
He Did
He Did
But Dwight
What Do You Think He Did
I Think He Did
Yeah
Alright
What Happened
Yeah I Think He Put His Hand In The Toilet
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Yes it is
Well I have a problem I'm here with my friend Lysol and we're trying to flush the bedsheets
down the toilet
Sorry?
We're trying to flush the bedsheets down the toilet and we got water everywhere all over
the place we got water
In which room we are?
Is it what?
In which room we are?
I'm not sure I don't have it written down you know I just came in and I've been in here
this whole time but we keep flushing the toilet and the water keeps coming up and over
Okay, just let me check. So what you told me sex you don't know in which room you are
It's not my room. The room isn't under my name. It's under my friend Lysol's name
What
I'm so sorry, I'm not able to hear you properly.
Listen, stupid.
The first name is Cyst.
The last name is Cyst.
The first name is Ray.
Tell her again.
My last name is Cyst and the first name is Ray.
First name is Ray.
Yeah, the last name is Cyst.
Okay, so first name R-A-Y, right?
Yeah.
And the reservation is under his name?
Yeah, the last name is Cyst.
First name is Ray.
Did you find?
No, I can't see up here.
You're already in the room, right?
Yeah.
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Yes
Do you think that the reservation can't be under different names?
Uh, no, it's gonna be under racist Can you spell the last name?
C-Y-S-T, first name's Ray. Do you have the full name?
Just one second, C-Y-S-T? Yes, and how do you pronounce it?
Listen lady, I'm going really hard and long on this joke, like I'm waiting for you to give me the payoff
That's what I'm thinking. I'll send someone.
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YouTube should now be more stable speaking to YouTube let me take a look because I think I saw at least one donation yes there was a donation here from our friend Walter Heimlich maneuver and he says any updates on Brad Lito helicoptering into an elevator shaft and following into the bathroom stall with grunting noises Merry Holidays and thanks and very various emoji throughout that I would have to talk to Brad about that because he Brad is the helicopter controls a helicopter I control the toilet
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Ooh, diapers. Nice. Let's call for some diapers.
I think I think I won't just put this out there. Hey, Sam Wheeler, fuck you.
Oh, damn. Okay.
If you want to call in 405-396-6884, you can call in and talk shit to Dwight right now.
Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.
Hello, caller. Thanks for calling. How can we call?
Carlito, you've got exactly two minutes to get your ass out of that bathroom.
Oh, shit. That lady was panicky. How you doing, Brad? What's up, big baby Brad?
Hey, that was funny. That was hilarious.
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The Emerald Golden Dragon Chinese Restaurant Where A Woman Answered
What's your primary chicken?
Do you have an orange chicken or anything like that?
No, we don't have an orange chicken, no.
What kind of chicken do you have?
Chicken mushroom veggie, chicken almonds, chicken cashews, chicken barbecue sauce, chicken chili sauce, garlic chicken, Mongolian chicken,
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No
No please I gotta make shit
in the toilet
I haven't done one of those in a while
that was fun
did you hear that's how
that's how an Australian
Chinese person sounds
you could hear the Chinese accent still
but with Australian English behind it
quite odd right
it's kind of unsettling to me
Brad I don't know if you have any feelings about that
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Oh, I hope. Let's see.
Mixer's reporting 100 listeners. I don't know if that's accurate, because sometimes it doubles them up, but thanks everyone for listening.
Let's all believe that it is 100 people. Yeah.
I'm shit-talking all your listeners in there, too.
I see you.
Hey, Sam, if you're still listening, fuck you, buddy. I told you I was going to kick you off. Fuck you.
Oh, damn. We got 38 people.
Hello? Hi, I'm Debbie. How can I help you?
Oh, hey, Debbie. We just need some extra sheets, I guess, because we've been flushing our sheets down the toilet and now one of them's stuck.
But now we need some sheets to sleep with.
You've been flushing your bed sheets down the toilet?
Yeah, like over and over.
Okay, what room are you in?
I don't know because Dwight took the room number off of the door and now he's gone.
Dwight, our friend Dwight, he's here with us.
Okay, so are you...
I threw the numbers out the window.
So can we get more cops?
We're having the police come and remove you guys right now.
Bye.
Oh, no.
We don't give you permission.
No, no.
Uh-oh.
We did it again.
Yeah, guys.
Yeah, more cops.
Shit.
Yay.
I'm fucked.
You guys are fucking me.
Excuse me.
Reminds me of a voicemail.
I got a voicemail from...
It's on a different line, but I don't know if it was legit or not,
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Prank is good. You get to have a smoke or whatever you're into, you know, whatever you want to do.
Do some auto-asphyxiation. It's always fun.
That's my favorite.
Yeah, dude. Cheap legal high. Auto-asphyxiation.
There we go. Man.
This is bullshit.
Yeah, it is fucking bullshit. I was excited it was going to be one of those you can just call right through.
Shit, damn it.
Those are always the best, calling from the front desk, you know what I mean?
Here's a different one.
There's not a lot of those left, are there?
Because of the people, the prank net.
The prank net and probably us.
They ruined it.
Yeah, they ruined a good thing.
I wasn't saying anything publicly about it because I was afraid they were going to turn on me
when the shit was going down in 2010 and all that.
I was like, let me just not mention it.
Yeah, they came on my forums every once in a while and gave me a little bit of shit.
Oh, shit.
Or I guess their fans did.
Probably not them.
Well, I mentioned them once, and I got an email from one of their fans saying,
no, no, no, this is what we do now.
I'm like, okay.
I tried to go in their chat room, that Lux chat room or whatever it was called,
Bay Lux or something.
Oh, yeah.
No one talks to me.
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I was able to listen to one of their shows through that chat room.
The Operator
Did it play through the chat room?
I never got to.
I need room 212, please.
212, hold the line, please.
Thank you.
Like spacious, comfortable guest rooms.
Free local calls.
Free wireless high-speed internet access.
Drive-up rooms.
See, this used to be how it went down, too.
Never any questions when you asked for a room number.
Now, after the PrankNet guys,
The Operator
Oh it's going back
They broke it
Hello there
Hello
Your calls come back to the front desk so that means they're not in the room
Okay do you think maybe they're porking in there or something
Well I have no idea they don't
Maybe they're porking in the middle of porking put me through again maybe he's finished porking
her
Put you through one more time
Okay
All right, it'll go back, we'll mess with the guy, we'll hang up, and then we go to a break.
Brad, are you a sushi fan? Do you ever eat sushi? I don't think you're a sushi kind of person.
I've never had sushi before.
You're not an adventurous eater. I don't take you as that kind of person.
Not really. It looks pretty gross to me. I don't think I want to try it.
That's what a lot of people say that then they try it finally and it's like, yeah, maybe someday.
Most of it is cooked.
Sashimi is the raw stuff.
You don't want that.
Okay, I'll stay away from that.
I'm going to look at that.
No, that's enough.
That's enough.
All right, I'm going to take that break.
I'm getting a little loopy.
I need to get some carbs.
I need to carb up.
Brad, if you want to stay on, you can get on Skype and join up, man.
If you want to join in, by all means.
Alright, buddy. Thanks for calling, though.
I'll see you when I see you.
Bye, honey.
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Sorry, Dwight. Sorry.
It can only be one.
Yeah, I know. You're already eliminated.
He was the first.
All right, so when we come back, we got a lot more Indian restaurants we can get to Dwight you need to get involved buddy
Come on, you got a you know, I mean we get we gotta get some Dwight action here
We got a big one. No. No, I don't want to ruin your show cuz I'm not funny and according to the chat
They're pretty sure I'm 85% or 85% sure I'm racist. Uh, come on. You're not racist way isn't racist. He's not
You're fucking like hang out with me all the time. Yeah, exactly and exactly everything about you
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So when you die, open that trap door at the bottom, check the GPS, and you go straight to the hell.
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Trap a right behind him, chase a nigga, try to jerk man
I did the city thing, plus I played it out of state
Either way, a nigga was known for having a lot of weight
Tried to knock me down, but it only made me bigger
Haters wanna see me fall, but a nigga gotta get it
Mike McClanahan, are you there, sir?
Yes, I am
Don't get too involved with the trolls, you know
All the trolls?
The haters
No, it would be simple, I could just boot them, but I'm having fun
Hello? Yeah, is this Mattress Farm?
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and so well what are you looking what are you looking for any I mean a comfort level or a size
I have a problem now okay okay I um I seem to be waking up and in the and I've had a horrible night
sleep I wake up with like pens inserted into my anus and my my shirt gets is pulled over my belly
you know every time yeah and I don't know what to do I don't know if there's anything that I can do
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Get out
Bullshit
That's an error
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Why would that happen?
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Please don't be a troll
Yo Mr. Carlito
Hey hey hey
Caller
Thanks for calling
Who's this?
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VA your name?
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Anyway, yeah, I didn't really think they'd be open.
I was hoping that they would, but they weren't.
I'm going to call a different place.
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I mean, some movies would be cool to watch, like Star Wars, I imagine, would be really fucking cool to watch outside like that.
Other movies, you know.
You have a station wagon, you have sex with your girl in a bag.
Yeah, yeah.
But then they're like, you can't bring in outside food.
Like, dude, fuck if I'm going to go to a drive-in in my own car and be like, oh, I can't bring in outside food.
What is it, like, you're getting into Guantanamo, they're fucking searching your car with the mirrors underneath to see if you're smuggling any in.
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No Motorcycles, Scooters, Bikes of any type allowed. No Drugs, Alcohol, or Pets permitted on the front.
See, I'd want to come with my dog. That'd be awesome. Home where you can chill.
No dogs. Nothing.
Twin Speedy driving rules. Those aren't even the rules yet.
Outside food and beverages are not permitted.
No more. I already said that.
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Do you see what I mean? I was like, what the fuck?
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Yeah, those are good ideas for prank calls.
Can you imagine what the surcharge is at the ATM?
Oh, God, yeah.
Probably $2.75, I would say, maybe.
$2.75?
That'd be my bet.
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Why would you put that so deep into the menu?
My mom is shit.
TKC
sometimes listen to all our options as they have changed why do you get so
angry that I hit 0 to get through to someone I'm gonna start calling them up
for that that ever happens you've reached the front desk of garage
billiards yeah there's no one available their horse not wasting my time sons of
bitches all right caller I don't tell you nothing worked out man I didn't work
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I need a new webcam for the second view here, the one that's like a wide shot of the studio room.
Because, like, right now, it's cool.
Like, Dobby's chilling.
Homer's chilling.
They'd be on camera right now.
But every time that happens, the fucking camera goes out.
It's his old janky-ass USB 2.0 camera.
Do you want geodes?
I still have his.
Well, that's geodes property.
This call isn't going through.
I don't know what's going on here.
Just sitting.
Yeah, I can't just take geodes stuff, man.
You're crazy.
Ask him.
It's community property now.
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I'm actually finding I'm finding what you're saying a little bit offensive so oh I'm sorry you got a you got a big belly yourself I'm sorry when you started describing like five guys like I don't know where he's going so he's gonna give it we're gonna give her like Don Fett fucking dimension she's the bigger one biggest one there I guess some of the stuff could be trendy okay hi there and thanks for calling drizzle and shine we're located
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Get the dick sucking, yeah.
Man, I'll fuck your dick, man.
All right, moving on to the last of these Parkman numbers.
The Laughing Cat Dance.
That is...
Fucking Parkman, he's a hell of a guy.
He is.
I still have his note right here.
It's right in front of me.
I'm going to frame it.
Good.
That he gave us in Chicago.
He left a very good note for me.
He said that I'm important, that I'm an important guy.
I've got to go and get a picture frame.
I've got some black...
People?
Poster board.
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I hate to fly
I'm gonna get on the big
fucking metal bus that flies
and go
the metal tube
let me check to see if any more
super chats donations came through
YouTube before we wrap up the show
here so I can give people their proper shout outs
for that and thanks
yes
Inspector Ratchet donated and said
get well soon love you Carlitos Machines
thank you very much Mr. or
Miss Inspector Ratchet
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Let's make sure his family has a nice bologna Christmas dinner.
Nice.
Very good.
What was the name?
David.
Big David.
David.
So there you go.
David, you got to donate to me to tell people to donate to Dwight.
That don't make any sense.
But thanks.
That works.
Yeah, man.
This is where we all get a cut.
All right.
Cool.
Nice.
All right.
Let me try to call that angry Indian guy again real quick here.
is this your wrapping things up?
keep as i keep saying
have you guys figured it out that i'm getting ready to end the show yet?
or
thanks for being on dwight also i appreciate it it always helps out
it's smelly right now man i haven't gotten in the shower since i got back from the gym yet
i appreciate that thanks
you good? take a shower right after this
thank you for calling
How can i help you?
can i make an order please?
sure sir
ok
want bhenchod?
not for today
Thank you
for calling
Rams Indian
Kitchen
please give
you a message
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Yeah
One chicken tikka masala
Hold on one second
Let's open the system
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I'm getting a lot of forbidden air, which I think usually means I'm out of calling credit.
And I mean, it's not that I can't afford it right now, but I'm not going to take the time to do that for just for a few minutes.
Yeah, so now that's that's the show.
So I don't want to let you go.
Thanks for joining in.
I'll catch you.
So you're doing a show Saturday, I'm presuming, correct?
That's so on time.
Yeah.
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All right, peace out.
No, you can't be where the big jack TV
Bowling alley here like call it about the booty
And just bowling alley
Fucking wacky. Yeah. All right. I don't know. What are you Jack? Thanks Jack. That's for calling in brother
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I got another name for you
You son of a chicken shit
Horse Machine Chicken Ranch
Horse Machine Son
You a fucker?
I appreciate it
I like it
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So Elvis
I got to now that you gave me a handle
So Elvis
So Elvis
So what the fuck is so
Alright man
Don't play this shit
Alright, alright, my bad
I'll stop playing it
You left a message
I'm gonna play it, bro
Alright, here's another one
This is Slow Elvis again
The funniest shit you ever did
Was call that motherfucker
Joey Cunney
Or the fuck the faggot's fucking
I'm sorry, London's faggot
Let's hear that
Let me get you
Call that fucker
And he wouldn't answer
What?
So please call him again
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Looking very very upset now look at here he look very upset I don't know
what he gonna be doing he is just sitting around you know looking like he'd
be very nervous yes just too much commotion I'd be in the back of a news
van so I can't really hear that good but I can see it all the OJ I see OJ man and
he looks scared and I would be scared cuz this cops all up in this big thing
That's a good, pretty on point there, man.
Let me play a little bit of the actual ICOJ call.
It seems perfectly clear that calling wants everybody to be calm.
I have a script for that?
Was that the real ICOJ caller?
That was good.
That was on point.
Come on, let's get to it.
I remember how mad I was that they were preempted in the next game for this bullshit.
I'm just going to ask everybody to be quiet for a moment.
We have on the phone with us as well Robert Higgins, who lives in the neighborhood and
is on the ground and can see inside the van.
Mr. Higgins.
Matt Baz Milkman Thomas Trank Prank Call Nation Madhouse Live
Call Nation Madhouse Live
The Mentioning Of The Name Of A Certain Radio Talk Show Host
Howard Stern
So He Was Not There
Alright We Have Them On Every Coast
Thank You Very Much
You Got Baba Booey
You Got Howard Stern
That Was A Fail Motherfucker
Rest In Peace Though Dude
What Was His Name The ABC Reporter
He's Dead
He Killed Himself
He Didn't Kill Himself
He Killed Himself With Cigarettes
He Had Quit Smoking For Like A Good 20 Years
And Then 9-11 Happened
He Was On The Air For Like Almost 24 Hours Reporting It
9-11
happened
and he smoked a cigarette
and he got hooked back on
on it
and then he died
I believe he died of emphysema
who am I talking about
Peter Jennings
he was a good journalist
yeah
hey there
it's Tessie
one of the most popular
American playwrights
whose innovative drama
and sense of lyricism
were a major force
in the post-war
American theater
died February 25th
1983
at the young age
of 71
he was found dead
about 1045 a.m.
in his suite
Tennessee Williams
Lilliam suffered death by bottle cap. Apparently the playwright used eye drops a lot and had bent his head back to drop some in his eyes when the cap, which was still on, fell off and got lodged in his throat, causing death.
Are you kidding? Nah, he got murdered by some Illuminati Bilderberg motherfuckers. Thanks, obituary guy.
Last one.
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Call back on the number.
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