MadhouseLive

You’re Fraud

12 Apr 2019 · 2 h 23 min · 9,466 words · source

Calls (30, 1 h 16 min of 2 h 23 min)

  1. McDonald's ordered grilled cheese hamburger live 3.6 min clip ↓
  2. Wendy's or Burger King Freestyle Machine live 3.1 min clip ↓
  3. Stop and Shop customer reports harassment live 2.1 min clip ↓
  4. Phone Losers of America No. 1 live 48 s clip ↓
  5. Stop and Shop worker confrontation live 33 s clip ↓
  6. Norwalk Stop and Shop strike discussion live 1.3 min clip ↓
  7. Border Café asked about wall construction live 1.8 min clip ↓
  8. Border Café insulted in Spanish live 33 s clip ↓
  9. Man shop haircut inquiry live 1.6 min clip ↓
  10. Star Hotel reservation attempt live 1.1 min clip ↓
  11. Carlito calls Mob 7 live 48 s clip ↓
  12. Call to unknown number with 'Hello' exchanges live 33 s clip ↓
  13. Prank Call Nation Madhouse Live playback playback 48 s clip ↓
  14. Calling Davis motherfucker voicemail voicemail 2.6 min clip ↓
  15. Arby's customer service bell prank idea live 48 s clip ↓
  16. Michael busy on toilet voicemail voicemail 48 s clip ↓
  17. Walmart caller with angry rant live 1.1 min clip ↓
  18. Ad for room with dog asked about relationship live 1.1 min clip ↓
  19. Responding to ad about floating vest for sister live 1.3 min clip ↓
  20. Hotel guest argues about room name and fraud live 10.1 min clip ↓
  21. Madhouse Live playback call playback 4.8 min clip ↓
  22. Treasure Island hotel room drilling complaint live 2.6 min clip ↓
  23. Extended Stay America 20th floor drilling issue live 1.1 min clip ↓
  24. Paris Las Vegas drilling through bathroom wall ivr 11.1 min clip ↓
  25. Indian restaurant butter chicken order live 1.3 min clip ↓
  26. Shalamar Hotel front desk IVR ivr 1.6 min clip ↓
  27. La Quinta Lafayette guest services live 1.8 min clip ↓
  28. Best Western Lafayette room transfer live 2.3 min clip ↓
  29. Best Western Lafayette transferred to guest live 11.8 min clip ↓
  30. Madhouse Live birthday message playback 2.5 min clip ↓

Transcript

I'm in the streets listening to Madhouse Live
I hope my speech can compete with that bad mouth style that we get from Carlito
That's my big amigo, so just kick back to listen to this cat call
People, when this show goes live, I'll be like, yeah, this shit's bitchin'
Stop whatever I'm doing to tune in and listen
You can catch me in the back of his home
At Horse Machine Ranch Road
I'm busting mad fat flows for assholes and banchos
My spit crazy
Shout out to Big Amy
That's nice honey baby
We kissing pussy
So ladies set your labia
It's crazy how the stuff that my bruh might say to ya
Face it cause it's the number one prank cast
Stay back if you can't handle all the straight laughs
That we hand to your dome
And if you want call the number
You can listen to this show on the go
Big up to the man in the madhouse who showed up to stick your motherfucking hands up
Some come close, but they can't get it right
Let the king do his thing
You heard about what's going on in there?
Heard a lot of bullshit talk, I know that much
Bullshit, my friend
Do you know something?
Don't listen
What do you know?
Maybe I do and maybe I don't
What I say is they got no business negotiating
We ought to be going back in there with a bullet for everybody in the yard
Oh, is that right?
We do it now, we do it later
Later ain't gonna be no use
Am I right, Al?
Wait a minute Frank, we got a lot of angry guys in there. Black Muslims, Panthers, young lords. Besides you, the average anti-social.
We gotta go in, right? Clean your clocks.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is...
Sorry everyone, I had a cable disconnected here. My bad. Let's see if I can make the phone ring now. I think it'll work.
Yay!
I got it. I did it. I fixed it. Oops. It helps if I copy the number right.
Anyway, speaking of phones, great news, guys.
The incoming call line is fixed.
I swear, you can call tonight.
1-405-396-6884
That's 405-39-MOUTH
405-396-6884 will let you speak to me.
Maybe I'll even let you do a prank call with your old pal Carlito.
Would you like that?
Would you like to ride with Batman?
I gotta make an order for food.
I'm gonna go and pick it up.
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good good good good Brendan on Facebook wants me to do a chicken call I don't know what that means
to a bar and grill chicken okay in case of a fast pickup we have this call hey Carlito hi
you wanted me to do a chicken call chicken I like eggs with heat oh you're calling in
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dude
OK, what's that?
you have chicken?
do we have chicken?
chicken
I can't hear you
chicken chicken
chicken
yeah chicken
yes
yes we do
OK can you make a chicken?
I can't hear you
can you make a fucking chicken
right now waiting for someone to come out to bring it to me
am in front of the fucking speaker shi**
the... the menu thing
ok what is your name?
my name is cross
I'm in number 12
you have to order
pull down your pjs
pull down your pjs
it sounds like it's gonna be a video
just call everybody and say fuck
yeah
I think so
I'm real mad
there was a Sonic
close to here
I had just discovered their Diet Cherry Limeade
Madhouse Live
mcdonalds live band at your wedding
you're gonna have a live band at your wedding?
or is it gonna be a DJ?
DJ
will you have the electric slide?
yeah I'm down
down for it all
I'm actually in a few minutes I gotta get off the horn
and hang over at my buddy's house
we're doing a wrestling podcast
you're gonna wrestle each other?
ok
no it's just he talks wrestling and shit
like what I'm gonna help him produce it
Fucking wrestling man
I got some
I got some beers loaded up
That'll get you
You gonna
You gonna drink the beers
You gonna drink the beers like Stone Cold
In the podcast
You gonna
I have Coors Light
Nice
That's not beer
Water
Hey buddy
Hey friendlies
Yeah
Do you still have hamburger
That's made with cheese
That's made with cheese
Grilled cheese
Instead of hamburger buns
No we don't
Do you know what I'm talking about
Yeah grilled cheese hamburger
No we don't
Why not
Motherfucker
Do you have grilled cheese sandwich still
Yes we do
Well, can you make it for me, then?
Well, figure it out.
I'll suck your dick.
What if I suck your dick for it?
Oh, come on.
Sex.
Come on.
Sex.
God, what?
He's got...
He's too highfalutin.
See, they're taking everything away, man.
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Freestyle Machine
Wendy's
or Burger King
they actually
in my area
they took an old bank
that closed
like a Webster Bank
it went out of business
the building was empty
for the longest time
they turned the bank
into a Burger King
it's kind of weird
oh I found out
why Coca-Cola
hasn't jumped on
the Freestyle Machine
bandwagon
so apparently
they're very into
their Coca-Cola
they have a special
arrangement with
the corporation
where they're like
oh the Freestyle Machines
yeah they don't want
the Freestyle Machines
because they're very
particular about
www.mcdonalds.com
Matt Baz Milkman Thomas Trank
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Hey, listen, I was trying to go there to do some shopping, and these people, there was a bunch of employees out there yelling.
Was this earlier?
Yes.
Was this today?
Yes, it was. The employees were yelling, and they called me a scab.
The guy was holding a sign, and he threatened to hit me with a sign, and he pushed me around.
I apologize about that.
What's going on?
What's going on here?
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Are you a Mixler right now so I can tune in on the way to my buddy?
Yep, I'm a Mixler and tune in and all that stuff.
All right, well, drive carefully.
Drive carefully and get yourself a Baconator.
Oh, I hung up on him.
Whoops, that was rude.
Bye, Ethan.
We're going to be going to Ethan's wedding.
Yeah, yeah.
Prima Nocta for me.
I'm going to claim Prima Nocta.
Thank you for calling your hard-earned shopping shop.
You guys dare me to claim Prima Nocta?
I'll raise a glass of toast.
Prima Nocta
Prima Nocta
Run milk, milk for my ass.
Thank you for calling the Hartford Stop and Shop.
This is Jackie speaking.
How may I help you?
Yeah, I went to the Hartford Stop and Shop earlier today.
I was going to do shopping.
I needed to buy milk, you know, for my baby's ass.
Yeah.
And there were a bunch of people outside yelling when I tried to go inside.
And when I got up to the door, the guy pushed me around.
He put his finger in my face.
He was calling me a scab or something.
I don't know.
What's that mean?
What's this about?
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What part of I'm a customer?
What part of I'm a customer?
Wait, but were you not in here shopping?
I mean, I understand what you're saying.
All I'm saying is, did they not see you in here working earlier?
Did they not see you come out?
I mean, they probably have identified you.
If you are being harassed or pushed around, you should either call back into the store so they could have security go with you.
Or if you're here tomorrow, you could have security.
I'm sorry.
I thought you said you were the one that's working here.
No.
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I should've rung with them, Steve. You knew what you were getting into.
Thank you for calling Yop and Shop. Please hold while we connect you to the customer service department.
Alright, I got numbers from Fartman.
Just take it too long. A caller. Hello caller, you're on the air.
Hello?
Hey, you're on the air.
Phone Losers of America No. 1
Maricón, Joaquín, ¿cómo está?
Very Puerto Rican
I thought that was the dead
Thank you for calling the new Fairfield Super Stop and Shop
No, I like you too, you're good too
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Matt Baz Milkman Thomas Trank Prank
Okay, what are you doing there anyway?
That would have been something they wouldn't have accepted, though, so that's not what they're supposed to be doing out there.
Are you a scab?
What?
Are you a scab?
No.
Fucking scab.
What are you doing there?
Why aren't you...
Watching the store show.
Nothing goes on any problems overnight.
Well, you shouldn't be there.
You should be out, you know, with the union.
You're a traitor.
Okay.
Well, have a good night.
Are you exempt?
Are you an exempt or no?
No.
Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Fuck that guy and his voice.
Bop bop bop bop bop
I'm just a runaway
It's okay, buddy. We still love you. I love you. We all love you. I speak for everybody. That's why I do this for love for me. I can't hear. What's the matter with you? There's nothing going on. I'm trying to get the phone to go through. Okay, because it went like that. Like it didn't do. And I was like, whoa. Yeah, it's being a bitch. You ever go on strike? You ever go on strike? No. I want to.
Thank you for calling your Norwalk stop and shop.
As long as I get paid, I'll do it.
I'm not allowed to.
I think I have it in my contract where I'm not allowed to strike.
Can prank callers go on strike?
They just don't do a show like I do all the time.
Oh, yeah, let's do that.
Let's all not go on.
Let's do strike and then not do it until people say, please do shows, please.
Yeah.
And then we'll have to get a contract written up and yeah.
Yeah.
What would your demands be?
What would your demands be?
I don't know. I really don't know what I'd ask for.
I don't want to separate this garbage anymore.
You were separating stuff at a recycling plant before?
Yeah, but I haven't been doing that for like a year already.
Yeah, that must have sucked. That must have smelled real bad.
No, it actually didn't smell too bad.
Now that China has stopped accepting stuff, it must be pretty hard to do that.
Oh well they did
That was a big fucking thing
With over there
Like we had to like
Make it perfect
For China and shit
Like they're like
Go China
And they're buying our stuff
Yeah well now they're like
There can only be 1%
Of the wrong shit in it
And they're straight up saying
They don't want any more
Any more stuff to go through
Because they have
Well fuck my place is fucked
Because they have enough
They're saying that
They have
The Chinese government said
Look we have enough
Basically of our own
Stuff we can go through
For materials
I saw a whole documentary by vice on it it must be true thank you for calling your greenwich stop and shop the same fucking people that say all this stupid fucking like five celebrities that are actually short the customer service department vice vice is a little different that's buzzfeed i think you're thinking about i think you're thinking about looper and shit looper oh yeah yeah yeah looper that comes up on my snapchat and i'm like what the fuck is this i don't want to know about this shit
Who we calling? Who we calling?
The grocery store that has people striking.
It won't pick up now. It must be closing.
This one here closed on 15 March.
Fucking, I was going to this grocery store that closed at 9.
Yeah.
And they already, like, closed, or, like, they turned off the little thing that allows the door to automatically open when you go in front of the sensor.
Okay.
Like, they turned it off at, like, it was, like, 8.50 when I was walking in.
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Closed at like 10pm and we're going to be closed the whole next day and this fucking
guy right when we closed he was banging on the door I need baby formula for my baby everyone's
gonna be closed tomorrow I told him sorry nope I said we want to be with our family
I told him to go to Walgreens I told him to go to Walgreens the Walgreens is right over there it was in the same plaza it's like they charge like double the price I'm like ew whatever it's not my fucking problem you know right but you said that's like right at closing it was close it was close no it was time to close he was late he was too late and he was bad because he needed formula for his baby and like all the stores are going to be closed the next day fucked up I told him go to Walgreens they're open he's like church double whatever fuck you
Really yeah no that's you said that's like right he was late the place I went to 10 minutes before they closed the fuck
Yeah, they probably want to be home with the families, you know, what they could fucking quit your job and stay at home then
Yeah, fucking Mexicans like you said geez fuck for real. That's why we need to build the wall. Hell. Yeah
How's that wall going? You're in California. Um, you've seen any of it?
Yeah, I actually got to talk to trump myself and he said that he had the best wall
It was the best wall ever. Okay
No Routes Found
No Routes Found
No Routes Found
Leave me it's the best
And I said is it going along
And he said it's going the best it's ever gone
And he just kept saying that
So it's going good
Is border cafe
Yes it is hi
How's the wall going
One more time
How's the wall going
Yeah are you building a wall on the border
What did you like to speak to my manager
Yeah I want to know about the border wall
Okay perfect
This is on the Harvard campus
Harvard University
They must not be that smart
I'm gonna tell them, Jonathan.
noise
fkn stupid
just fkn dumb
Dumbass
Where do you think Miami's at?
Fkn Idiot
He probably thinks Miami's in Mexico
Did you hear about that?
No
Mexico
Yeah I guess it was this big ass thing
Mexico
that Fox News did where they said that thing but I guess like they fkn did it to like piss people off
or something like it was like a troll or I don't know but
Hey how you doing is this the Border Café right?
Yes
Alright are you guys building a wall?
No we not
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Madre hijo de puta
Vaya a chingarlo a usted we puta
Puta madre maricon cabron de mierda
Mexicano cabron
Fucking drunk favorite mother fucker
Where you from?
Jodete cabron
Yo soy un argullo mexicano wey
Oh yeah well
You wear soccer cleats to quinceanera
You wear soccer cleats to quinceanera practice puto
Mira payaso that's not nice you know we should support each other you know
We're all brothers
Damn.
Is he fucking Mexican?
He's like, at least I'm not Mexican, motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message system
206725.
Are you there?
Are you hearing now?
I hear music.
Everybody else, so that's fine.
Yeah, but you should be hearing. It's bullshit.
Oh, no, I don't hear it.
I hear that, whatever the fuck that is.
It puts you on hold when I connect
For a second while I connect lines together
You'll hear the hold music
Oh yeah I heard that
I know it's picking up anyway
Don't worry about it
Hey Parkman
If you got more numbers send them in
I see Lonesome Loser
Hey buddy
What's up
What's up
Maybe you hear ringing now
Nope
Fuck
Hello
This is the man
This is man shop. Yep. Can you cut Brazilian hair? We can cut all sorts of hair
Venezuelan hair. Yeah Cuban hair all the hair Puerto Rican. Oh
All the hair you show all of it. I take that back
Well, I take off all my clothes when I get my hair cut kid. Are you coming in? Are you getting a haircut?
Yeah, do you shave? Yes, we do shave. Do you shave the natural curly hairs? Yeah, okay
We close in five minutes though. Do you do you cut machine hair? Oh my god
No, we don't what about egg hair? No, I'm in the middle of a haircut, so I can't really
Conversation. Oh, you can you cut peach fuzz? Oh my god. I'm hanging up on you. Bye. No don't oh my god
You can hear that but now I thought you said you couldn't hear the calls or you just repeating stuff based on
No, I can't hear the ringing. I can hear when she when she answered I heard her talking the whole time
Oh, yeah. Oh, but you don't hear ringing. Oh shit. No, it's like the Dwight McClanahan show. All right. Oh, that's good
That's good. That's good, right?
Yeah, as long as I hear her.
Or whoever.
Yeah, like that, I don't hear shit right now.
But you're probably calling somebody, right?
Yeah, he's ringing me.
That's weird.
It is peculiar.
Me and Strange, we use Skype like idiots.
Hi, thanks for calling Lilac.
We don't know.
We are either with a customer or away from the phone right now.
The Star Hotel
Call After 8pm
It's a restaurant but it's called a hotel
That used to be a hotel
Okay, I'm gonna make a reservation
Skype, do you Skype?
Do you hear Skype ringing?
I hear that
Dwight calling to join in
But I don't have Skype open on the right computer
Hang on, Dwight
I'll connect you, buddy
Um
How much longer are you gonna go for?
I'm gonna try to get another
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Obi, man, you gotta change your fuckin' name.
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Charlie
They don't really play around
with the prank calls anymore though. It sucks.
Charlie's still out there.
The U-Drop is still open.
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Well, in that case, you can go to the Mona's.
No, I want to stay here.
We don't rent out the room.
Can I just get in the room?
No.
Why not? Why you don't open room?
This is whites only? Is that why?
No, it's because we don't have...
We don't rent out the room.
Why? Do you have a lot of cockroaches and stuff?
You have a lot of cockroaches? Is that why?
Yeah, listen, I need to stay somewhere.
I'm on the road and everywhere has full vacancy.
I need to stay in the room I need a room we don't we don't have any uh ours are just uh
bullshit bullshit this is star hotel yes one king bed what'd it say long-term rooms
all right here's the boot barn thank you for calling y'all good boot barn where we have
fuck boots on sale this is melissa i'm gonna put my foot in your ass hello all right an rv park
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
Donna, double by Kirby Park.
Oh, hello, Carl.
Carlito.
Hi.
Carlito, what's up?
Mob 7 here.
How are you doing, buddy?
Mob 7, how are you?
I'm doing great, man.
Enjoying your show.
Driving up to the mountains.
My family and I are laughing a lot.
Enjoying bullshit.
There's nothing to enjoy.
Well, there's nothing to listen to in the middle of fucking nowhere, so it's better than nothing.
Thank God for that data plan, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
How you been, man?
Oh, okay, you know.
All right, I'm doing better.
Hanging in there?
Yeah, I'm doing better.
How's the fitness thing going?
Fitness, good, good, good.
I ate clean all week this week, and I ate down some weight.
Had a good week.
I did a lot of cardio.
I fucked up and had McDonald's earlier.
Awful.
Oh, no.
What'd you have?
Double Cheeseburger Salad Shaker
McSalad Shaker
Special Ones
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Hello
Yes Hi
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hi
Hello
Hello
Yes you have a clean up of a dump site
Yes
The Thirteenth
Tomorrow
Who's this?
My name is Kulo
Kulo
Alright are you going to come?
You know it baby
Where do you want me to come at?
I want you to come to McKinney Chapel Road
You know what that is?
Is that near Horse Machine Ranch Road?
It's just before you go over the Hubie Day Bridge
Oh yeah over there by Horse Machine Ranch
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Seringe
She's fucking weirded out
She's like why do you want them?
She's like what the fuck is this guy doing?
He wants syringes
What is a dirty syringe?
Ding!
You have a Mac!
Yay!
Those are cool
I do not have a Mac
Oh boy
I don't have a Mac
Ding!
Oh you probably, yeah that was my iPad
Yeah
I guess so
Sorry my computer dings like that
Yeah dude it's okay
I've never heard
You gotta do the how many fingers
That's a Dwight joke
I could but I'd be stealing from him
Dwight was it?
Oh me it is Dwight
I'm sorry Dwight
Your call has been cancelled
We all got some fingers in there at some point.
Fingers. Put them all in there.
Hey, Dom the Bomb and then Strange Life, huge shout out.
They're talking shit about Snapchat. They need to stop that.
I send dick pics to them all day with that.
They can't be complaining about that.
Fucking Snapchat. I can't get into it. No thanks.
You can't get into the Snapchat.
Nope.
Dwight, are you connected? Are you there, Dwight?
Motherfucking Dwight.
I see Dwight as connected I don't know why I don't hear him Dwight fucking say something
oh I think I have you off yeah you hit me off motherfucker hey motherfucker I'm sorry
I'm sorry.
Now I got an echo.
Dwight McClanahan.
Yay.
It'll adjust.
Give me a little.
Don't adjust its asshole.
Adjust your face.
Adjust your attitude, please.
I will.
I'm going to adjust my crotch right now.
Go take another shit and film it for everyone to see.
No, only if we're live.
If we do it live, then that's one thing.
On YouTube video?
Yeah.
It didn't happen.
You have reached the voicemail box of...
It's too many sevens.
Sevens?
Sevens?
Sevens?
Like a Jen Stewart show.
CW
Ah, man.
This person wants VHS tapes
if anyone has something to give away.
Oh, I got some VHS tapes.
Yeah, you still have big black pussy pumpers.
You briefly leave your name number
and every session we'll get back with you.
Damn them.
God damn them.
I had to go find that prank of yours
for somebody the other day.
Bad salts, man.
God damn you.
God damn you to hell.
The summary was great.
Sit god damn you in your coffin.
God damn you, god damn it
Oh, you've reached the Weavers
Please leave a message, we'll call you back
Thanks
Perverts, the Weavers, the Perverts
Oh, the Perverts
Take this joint out right here, it's new
I'm the mighty Joe Younger Rap
Live off a mighty gold tongue and yak
You'd be amazed how I brought it back
Big ass ranch with twelve horses
Scarface freeze when I speak to old bosses
Plus the jury's so trucked that you nauseous
Two years been through like six divorces
Not to talk and put my business in the street But I'm like cement, I'm rock over beats Kill music with no hands and leave when the weeds stop Like my bitches better when they walk Boxy hot, bomb deacons Had a whole church praying for ghosts When we speak we give sermons And names over permits The big said you might get burnt with God body flop automobiles with grills 2015 nigga we can Hello Yay You got an Audi, Audi anti-freeze fluid for sale?
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Oh, okay. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I still have it. Yes
All right, take it easy there sailor. All right. All right. Yeah, sure
All right. I mixed a bmw mercedes fluid together and I messed up my car, you know
What an asshole
That guy's dick fucking hate you fucking hate kill over there. His dick probably smells or not. Hey, what was that? Uh, anderson from
Hi, you've reached the Davises.
We're unable to take your call at this time.
Please leave a message and we'll get back to you.
God's blessing to you and yours.
Bye.
Bye.
Pick up the fucking phone, motherfucker.
You fucking Davis motherfucker.
Pick it up.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Pretty sure that was just a regular answering machine.
That's why.
God damn it.
That was a telescope.
I had a funny idea for that.
A divorced mom and her teen daughter just moved in next door.
And they have a pool.
you have reached the voicemail box of five three oh my god son of a bitch your call has
been forwarded to an automatic voice message system five three zero seven nine eight eight
nothing works let me change the caller id maybe that's part of it your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice messaging system you should just call and start cursing at people
that's what i plan on doing tomorrow you're gonna let the anger out and curse
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Your call really isn't...
Close it up.
If you get any lead on numbers, I'd appreciate it.
I'll take a look okay here I am looking on the map for numbers to call in Massachusetts
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what's up hey it's major tinnitus hey major tinnitus how you doing and I'm so fucking glad
I'm doing a fantastic job just because you're here god damn it
Free TV
What's up?
Just a thought, we've been doing calls to Arby's
and trying to get them to ring their customer service bell
for various reasons
You know, I had that idea a few months ago
and I never did it
because I went to Arby's and I saw they had a bell right there by the door
and I was like, it'd be funny to call in and kind of lunk alarm them
but I never did it because I thought they wouldn't go for it
We've gotten some decent ones. Not fantastic, but I thought a really good one. You might have a shot.
Are you calling from corporate? Telling them they need to bring it?
I think that's generally how they've gone so far.
Dragomir had a pretty good random one tonight. Not from corporate.
I'm kicking myself for not having done that idea.
This is Jackie. Unable to get to the phone right now.
All right, a free toilet?
Dwight, nice.
Mike has a free toilet.
Sorry, I forgot about you there.
Hi there.
Please leave a message.
Hi there.
I will get back to you shortly.
Thank you.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
It's just me against the world.
Good old music.
Like it.
Me here.
Hello, this is Michael.
I'm a little busy right now.
Please leave a message.
I'll call you back as soon as possible.
I'm busy on the toilet.
At the tone, please record your voice message.
When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press...
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I don't have one but yeah
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get a pillow okay bye
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I'm sending you people that are looking for
a room to rent
so you offer them a room
and then they're probably not going to
take it because you're fucking weird
ooh a dog
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Uh, yeah.
Okay.
Alright, do you share the bed with your dog?
Are you married to the dog?
Are you in a relationship with the dog?
No.
It's just my dog.
Alright, because it's a pretty big dog.
I always heard that women, they get big dogs like that.
It's only for one thing.
She's a 50-pound pit.
Oh, it's a she?
Adopted.
Uh-huh.
Okay, how many fingers can she take?
Hello?
How many fingers?
Alright.
Yeah.
Next is Big Tony
Who's look
Furnished room wanted
For a clean and quiet person
Furnished
She's asking for a lot
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I hit the wrong hang up button
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Don't make no sounds
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Hello, I'm responding to your ad.
Hello?
Hello?
You have toddler swimming floating vest?
Sorry, I couldn't get.
Can you tell me again?
You have a vest?
Which one?
I have actually some disturbance here.
So go to a little loader and send me a text.
I want it for your sister.
Hello?
I want it for your bendy sister.
Sorry, I couldn't get.
Which one?
Banchod.
I want it for your sister.
I want to put it on your sister.
The floating vest for your sister.
I wouldn't hear you properly.
Do you have a problem?
Do you have cerebral palsy?
Stupid.
Damn.
Making me angry.
Prank sick.
Prangry?
Prangry.
Prank angry.
Prangry.
I'm just going to end up taking a break in a minute here.
Try to refocus.
I'm going to drink some Everclear.
That might help out.
Can I make a call?
Sure.
I got the used authentic coach handbag.
Yeah.
Yeah, Coach Bag. My wife has a few fake ones.
Here's one to a motel I wouldn't mind talking to.
All right. This is the Nashville Motel?
No, no, no, no. And then I'll show you how to turn them fucking notifications off.
Yeah, you do that, motherfucker. Make yourself useful.
I'll try.
Here it goes.
I added a pretty good calorie deficit all week this week, Dwight.
Good job, man.
And I got a lot of cardio in. My legs are sore. Fornicating.
I did my squats.
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What room number you are in?
Because I can't have six people in one room.
That's what I'm saying.
Because you have to have a room.
We haven't checked out.
We're still here.
We're just trying to get another room reserved for tomorrow.
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I'm busy breakin' windows
I'll call the cops on y'all, okay?
Cause you're breaking my property
Yeah, it doesn't matter to me
Cause whatever you're doing on purpose or not
You're not supposed to be doing it
I don't like the echo on this new mixer.
I've got to find a different one.
This one is too electronic.
No, it's not a good echoey.
It's not the one I'm used to using.
This is number 13.
No, not this one.
12.
I think it's down at around 3.
4?
12
Here we go
Hello
Hey
I'm in the toilet
Are you shitting on the toilet?
Shitting on the toilet?
You got any more motel hotels?
Oh yeah I got a whole bunch of them man
Send this shits over motherfucker
Here's the rapist motel
The rapist?
The therapist motel?
The rapist
It says ropers but it's close enough
Rapers
Rapers
Is this the rapers motel?
Check check check me out
You ever have a loose meat sandwich?
Uh no
No, no, I don't believe I have.
No?
No.
It's just like ground beef and it's broken up.
It's like a, you know, it's like the hamburger meat's not in a patty form.
You just make it like a sloppy joe without the tomato sauce.
Oh.
I heard it was a thing out there where you live.
No.
Well, Michigan has that raw beef one, right?
Isn't there one that gets like raw, you just eat the raw hamburger sandwich?
No, I don't know what you're thinking of.
I didn't hear.
Internet said that.
You have reached the Roper's Motel for assistance.
432-448-6635
Oh no. I thought it said now.
432 is not an available option.
It is. Shut up. Let's try room.
You have reached the Roper's Motel.
211.
2-1 is not an available option.
2-1-1 is not an available option.
Fuck you. No rapers.
This is a different hotel, Motel.
Yeah, motherfuckers.
Homer's being rude.
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The room isn't in my name.
There's six of us in here.
My name is Julio.
There's six of us in here.
That's what I'm saying.
We're six men in here.
Total.
But the room isn't in my name, I'm saying.
I'm just here.
I'm a guest.
I don't know his name.
We met in a chat room online in a gay website.
Yes?
You're giving me fraudulent information.
No, I'm not.
What do you mean?
I'm going to have to report you.
Report me for what?
For fraud?
Asshole?
Yes.
I got your voice on record, and you're being taped.
TAPE
Like literally tape?
It's tape?
It's not digital?
You can continue
You can continue being an asshole and not helping me
You're not helping me
You can continue not helping me
You're being recorded
You're being recorded too
How do you like that?
Yeah that's fine
Okay
You're a fraud
I'm a fraud
I'm fake news
You're a fraud
You're a fraud
You're a fraud
I can't
You're a fraud
You're a fraud
He might be calling the cops
Oh shit
What do we do?
For what?
Oh police
Call them back
This guy called, he's a fraud.
I'm like, alright.
Why are you wasting our time, dude?
Yeah, look.
Hey.
You say I'm a fraud? If I'm a fraud,
would I do this?
You hear that?
I'm a real.
Well, I have a problem with the toilet.
212? I think I said it. The room isn't
in my name. There's nobody in 212.
We're having a sex
party in here. Do you want me to get the guy
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I don't mind imitation crab.
I kind of like it on a salad.
Yeah, these were in rolls or whatever.
I was like, ooh.
Okay, the phone will not dial.
Here we go.
Get it.
I have to get rid of the spaces, I think.
Spaces.
That's what happens when there's too many spaces.
Recorded.
Quality assurance purposes.
Oh, I guarantee it.
Treasure Island Hotel Operator, this is Norma.
How may I direct your call?
Treasure Island?
You've reached the hotel.
You've reached the Treasure Island, the hotel.
What were you looking for at the Treasure Island?
I'm in a room and there's like the guy, the people in the room next to us are drilling into our bathroom.
They're drilling?
Yeah.
Okay, what room are you in?
212.
Okay, give me your whole room number.
I think they're putting in a glory hole.
Oh, really?
Okay, well I have to call security, but in order for me to call security and send them up there,
I need your whole room number, the five digit number.
212?
Hello?
Would you mind going outside and looking at the room really fast for me because I need
five digits.
No, I already got into an altercation with the person outside.
Hello?
Hi.
2-0-2-1-2.
2-0-2-1-2.
2-1-2.
2-1-2.
Okay, give me one, please.
I told you to stay in your room, motherfucker, didn't I?
I told you don't come out anymore.
You start drilling.
I'm gonna activate the other drills, you son of a bitch.
2-0-2-1-2.
Yeah, that was right.
Bitch.
2-0-2-1-2.
So that's an invalid room.
You're invalid.
You're an invalid.
Security on the line, sir.
Go ahead.
Yeah, hi.
Security, how may I help you?
They're drilling a hole for their penis into my room from next door.
What's your room number, sir?
20212, I said.
You're on the 20th floor, sir?
Yeah, and the people next door are drilling a hole into the bathroom, into my bathroom.
Okay, what is your room number, sir?
The guy said he was going to stick his dick through it for me to suck it, he said.
He said, just wait a minute, like that.
What is your room number, sir?
20212. You got a listening problem?
No, I did not have a listening problem, sir.
I'm asking you for your room because the room that you're giving me is not a valid room in our hotel.
Hey, try sticking your dick through this hole now, buddy. I think we're through.
Yes? Can I do what?
Can you please tell us the room number? You said you were on the 20th floor, but what's the room number?
212 I think
How do I find out
Will the TV tell me
If I turn it on
Will it show the room number on the TV
What do you mean
What is it you need
Well the people next door are drilling into my room
The people next door are drilling into your room
And you say you're on the 20th floor
But the number that you're giving us
It's not a valid room number
Yeah I'm asking how do I find out
You could open the door
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Transfer to your ass.
I thought she was transferring to Metro.
Fuck Metro. Metro can't do shit.
Roll it in. Roll it in.
Thanks for calling Extended Stay America, Las Vegas, East Flamingo.
Welcome to our hotel.
Please choose from one of the following four simple options.
For sales or group reservations, press 1.
For all other reservations, 2.
Two weeks a guest and you know the extension, 3.
For the front desk, 4.
Let's try again.
Hello.
Yes, can I help you?
Talk like a man.
Hey, listen, we're trying to...
Jesus.
I hate that shit.
I hate people who talk like that.
Yeah, I wanted you to play that prank.
I was fucking cracking up.
You were like...
You're like, what's your name? What's your name?
What's your name?
He didn't even sound like that.
He had said that to me earlier in the week. I was listening to it today.
We're calling Laugh National. This is Elizabeth. Am I interested?
Yeah, hi. We're trying to drill through the bathroom wall.
Can you hear what I'm saying?
We're trying to drill through the bathroom wall.
Are you there? Stupid.
A caller. Hello, a caller.
Hey there. How are you?
Oh, I'm good.
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yeah you got it you got it thank you for calling the Paris Las Vegas Hotel and
Casino for room reservations please press 1 for restaurant reservations
please press 2 for the box office please press 3 for all other inquiries please
remain on the line and you will be connected to the hotel operator I gotta
ask them for a border to her we gotta call some border hotel thank you for
We're calling Paris, Las Vegas.
Your call may be recorded for quality assurance.
Like the border bar I called earlier.
The guy got upset.
The border came.
Thank you for calling Paris, Las Vegas.
This is Brad.
How may I help you?
Hey, Brad.
I'm a big fan.
How can I help you, sir?
We're trying to drill through the bathroom wall here to get to look into the other bathroom
on the other side.
But can you tell us what's in between these walls?
Because we're having trouble just so we know what kind of drill bit to use.
No, I couldn't tell you that.
Do you have like the plans or do you have any suggestions?
I can connect you to engineering one moment.
All right.
Your call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.
This is Jordy.
Hello.
Thank you for calling Paris, Las Vegas.
My name is Kristen.
How may I help you?
This is Jordy.
Hi, Jordy.
How can I help you?
Hi.
Yes, we're drilling through our bathroom wall so we can look into the other bathroom
ader
the room next door
But we're coming. It's very hard to get through can you tell us like what kind of material is in between these walls?
Well, let me get you on the phone with our engineer at the senior watch station when we played some repulte. Okay Jordy, okay?
Thank you. Thank you one moment, please probably enough to crawl through some of the Jeffrey's
almost got it boys
Relax, nothing's wrong
Nothing is wrong
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Are you able to help me?
Because we're trying to drill through the bathroom wall.
The bathroom wall, where at?
In the room.
And we're trying to, so we can see the girls on the other side.
Where are you at now?
I'm in our room.
What room?
227.
Which one?
227.
227, but what floor?
227.
We're on the 20th.
Oh, 20th.
Yeah, stupid.
227, but are you at Paris?
Yeah.
I'll be right up.
Are you going to help us drill the hole?
Uh, no, but I'll come up there.
For what?
Well, what is it you want to know?
We just need to know what kind of materials are in between these walls,
because we're having trouble with the drill bit that we got here.
Probably metal studs. What kind of bit are you using?
Uh, four-quarter inch?
It's carbide. It's carbide, right?
Carbide, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got carbide, yeah.
Tungsten.
Wait a minute, you might be running into...
Hey, mate, Pee-Wee's fucking looking through the hole again at the women.
So what do you suggest?
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Wendham Las Vegas Wild Wild West gambling hall to make a reservation
drug press 1 to modify an existing reservation press 2 to speak to the
front desk or for any other inquiry please press 3 I'm gonna say we're
trying to make a drug drug den calling the days in Las Vegas at Wild Wild West
for directions to the property please press 9 for room reservations please
Press 1
For the front desk, press 2
You know your room number, press 3
We're going to cook some meth in that room
Who knows, you know
Some big vats in here
Yeah, we'll cook the blue meth, you know, the good stuff
I should binge that again, that was a great show
Dave in Las Vegas Fisher speaking, how can I help you?
Yeah, hey, we're trying to drill
Through the
Walls here
We're trying to build
We're trying to build a drug den here
In the bathroom
Okay, cool, what's your man?
227
227
Yes
Okay
Anything else that you know
Well can you let us know
What kind of material
Is in behind these walls
I'll have engineering
Come down and share inquiries
No we don't want to
Talk to Jordy then
Who's Jordy
Jordy with engineering
Jordy LaForge
I don't think we have
Jordy LaForge here
You don't have Jordy
Commander Scott you know
Commander Scott could be there
Yeah
I think you may have
The wrong number
Is Snake there
I don't know who Snake is
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About the tool
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Alright, good luck with that.
Have a good night.
Bye, cunt muffin.
Bye, see you.
Dropped my lighter.
Nothing's funny.
I can't be funny tonight.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Alright, here's an Indian restaurant.
You know them.
You know how they do.
Chow Chow Toad.
What I need to do is a daytime show.
Hi, sexy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, how are you doing?
Good.
Are you dark?
Huh?
Are you dark?
I'm not dark, man.
Who are you?
Oh, I don't want I don't want dark Indian people. Oh, okay. Okay. You like the light Indian people. Yeah. Okay. What do you want?
One order of butter chicken. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm thinking I'm thinking hang on one chicken tikka masala. Okay. Okay. One bhenchod.
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Tata Tata Tata
That's the guy where you be
They made you suck
They made you suck?
But you're trained
He's
Acevedo's wife was an asshole
She was she like he would have
understood if it happened to her but
Yeah He breaks down and tells his wife
Look I got mouth raped on the job
You let them do that?
It's like in Saudi Arabia when a woman gets raped
Caller
Hello and thank you for calling the Shalamar Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
If you know your guest room number, you may dial it at any time.
Otherwise, you can simply press 0 for the front desk operator, 1 for the Florida Cafe.
Again, thank you for calling the Shalamar Hotel.
Shalamar.
Shalamar Hotel.
Okay.
Pick up the hookup.
That's nice.
Very nice.
Hello and thank you for calling the Shalamar Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
If you know your guest's room number, you may dial it at any time.
Otherwise, you can simply press 0 for the front desk operator, 1 for the Florida Cafe.
Again, thank you for calling the Shalimar Hotel.
Does this second dial the room at any time, or does it extend?
Yeah, I think so.
You are being transferred to 227.
That extension is not valid. Please try again.
You try again. See what happens.
No, I said it's not valid, you know.
You are being transferred to 1.
you are being transferred to the operator they don't want to talk to
nobody they don't got no customer services damn well I'm out of ideas okay
I got an idea what okay I'll give you this new numbers are these more hotels
somewhere else yeah you know I'll give you this hotel and like I'll yell at
him for you oh yeah I wasn't getting any more of those Skype sounds I thought
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I mean she's all about it we might be able to get her to do a uh survey and send us to a room
that's occupied there you go all right thank you for calling La Quinta in Lafayette North
and four shit well I doubt it guest services this is Bruce speaking hi uh yes this is Dwight
I'm calling from the corporate office of La Quinta and uh we need to speak with a guest in a room
uh we're going to do an evaluation on the cleanliness of their room as well as the service
that they've received at the front desk okay and so if you could just transfer me to the first
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Guest service this is Andrea can I help you?
Oh yes I was being transferred to Brian Hawkins room and I was disconnected
Okay I'll try one more time
Alright thank you
Thank you for calling
Yes hi Mr. Hawkins
Yes
Okay my name is Cross I'm with the front desk
Is there a problem sir?
No what?
Well we're getting a lot of complaints about you
Sleep
Have you been trying to drill through the bathroom wall to get to the other to look
into the other room next to you?
Who is?
This is Cross at the front desk.
No, I don't even know what...
Well, we got a complaint that you've been trying to drill a hole through the bathroom wall
to look into the other bathroom in the room next to you.
The person in the room next to you.
Listen, keep...
I've been laying in bed.
Keep your penis to yourself, okay?
You pervert.
Oh, I really fucked up.
I really did nothing with that.
I'll call a different hotel.
What is wrong with me tonight, man?
Jeez.
We need to get a hold of Dope Man and make him come out to Chicago for the meetup now
since he's got plenty of notice.
Best Western Lafayette, Shakira speaking.
Hello, Shakira.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
This is Dwight.
I'm calling from the corporate office of the Best Western, and we're trying to do a customer
satisfaction survey with a guest.
We need to be transferred to a room so we can ask them about their satisfaction with
the service as well as the cleanliness of their room.
Okay, so you need me to transfer you to this mini room?
Yeah, just to an available guest in a room.
Okay, okay, thank you.
Okay.
Fucking Shakira, who do you think she is?
Best Western Lafayette, Shakira speaking.
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Oh, he might have.
Sweet.
Yes, hello.
Yes.
Yes.
I talked to them.
They said they're over in 117.
Who?
The person I need to talk to.
Problem with your bathroom?
I don't think so.
Okay, well, there's a complaint that you might have a lot.
Well, I'm in our employee bathroom right now.
Uh-huh.
Coming up to your room to use your toilet.
Hello?
Yeah, hey.
Yeah, we have a complaint that you're flushing the toilet.
The computer reports that you're excessive flushing.
Okay, well, I don't know.
Okay, you're saying that you're not flushing the toilet, that you're in bed?
Yes.
Are you doing any fornicating?
Really?
Or are you being so sheepish?
I can't listen to that just ass ripping for the longest time.
I was like, oh, I wonder what's going on.
All right.
That Indian guy just kept transferring.
He actually transferred us.
I'm surprised.
Yeah, after he started arguing all that, I was like, I ain't no fucking way.
And, you know, he was letting everybody speak to us.
You got to do it.
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My name is Bella, may I have your name?
Your name is Balrog?
Hello.
Hello?
Is your name is Bao? Your name is Baorong?
Sorry, sorry, but I'm having a hard time hearing you.
Because I'm on the toilet and pooping.
I'm pooping on the toilet.
Yeah, can he... I can hear you now a little bit.
Can he have your free sunglasses?
Well, I'm on the toilet right now and I'd rather not give that information out if I can avoid it.
I was at the restaurant here and I had some of the crab and I guess it was bad.
Okay.
So now I'm pooping and there's so much poop that it's coming...
It's filled the bowl up completely. It's starting to come up over.
Oh, yeah, for that one, I do apologize, sir, but you have to communicate with the front desk directly.
I thought you were actually calling Central Room Reservation.
Well, can you come clean the toilet?
Oh, I do apologize. I do not have access to connect you.
What I can do for you is I'll give you the number. Just call them, okay?
Do you hear my ass? Do you hear my ass?
Yes, sir. Your line is really breaking.
That's because I'm pooping. You hear me farting. I'm pooping and shitting.
So you can't help me is what you're saying?
Have to call the front desk directly, sir.
All right, shut up.
It's dumb.
I'm done with this.
This is going nowhere.
I'm getting nowhere with the calls or with myself right now.
It's time to go.
No.
Yes.
Everyone, Dwight will be doing a show tomorrow, correct?
I suppose.
He'll make up for me tonight.
I'm going to do the show and then I'm skipping next week.
Oh, okay.
It's my birthday next week.
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Yeah, the fucking guy.
Didn't he look fucking rough when he got arrested?
Yeah, man.
That's what happens when you fuck Pamela Anderson.
I heard that he smeared poop all over the embassy wall.
Did he?
Yeah, that's what those reports.
Ecuadorians had enough.
He keeps smearing his poop and thrusting his hips at everyone.
And grunting going, oh, that's so serious.
Yeah, that was Julian.
He did it.
Yeah.
All right, I'm out of here.
See you, Dwight.
I will disconnect you right now.
Fuck.
Matt Baz Milkman Thomas Trank Prank Call Nation
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