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Honey Labia

31 May 2019 · 2 h 36 min · 9,803 words · source

Calls (22, 1 h 13 min of 2 h 36 min)

  1. Post It Beans asked about dress code live 48 s clip ↓
  2. Horsemachine Ranch voicemail menu ivr 33 s clip ↓
  3. CPAP machine seller asked to try it live 2.3 min clip ↓
  4. Door-to-door transport service pickup request live 1.6 min clip ↓
  5. Chinese buffet accused of theft live 1.1 min clip ↓
  6. Listener calls during show live 48 s clip ↓
  7. 7-Eleven about Diet Coke recall live 4.1 min clip ↓
  8. Diet Coke recall call live 1.3 min clip ↓
  9. White Castle complains about tiny burgers live 2.6 min clip ↓
  10. Karma Bookstore reports unsettling discovery live 48 s clip ↓
  11. Karma Bookstore reported stolen comics live 3.6 min clip ↓
  12. Book Off reported pornographic flyers in books live 11.1 min clip ↓
  13. Navy sailor asked for detox help live 1.1 min clip ↓
  14. Sheldon Waikiki Hotel asked about clean pee live 2.1 min clip ↓
  15. Call Nation prank call live 3.8 min clip ↓
  16. Hotel housekeeping about banana peel live 2.6 min clip ↓
  17. Arby's customer about T-bone steak live 33 s clip ↓
  18. Calling Charlie's son about daughter in jail live 3.6 min clip ↓
  19. Don Quijote produce and beer inquiry live 5.6 min clip ↓
  20. Starbucks asked for coffee enema live 2.8 min clip ↓
  21. 7-Eleven asked about Diet Coke recall follow-up live 12.8 min clip ↓
  22. Coca-Cola recall test with pH strips live 7.8 min clip ↓

Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen this is the main event of the evening
And attendants and fans watching around the clock
Post It Beans Penny speaking how may I help you
Hello
Hi how may I help you
Hi I was wondering about your dress code do I have to wear a durag
Do you have to wear a durag
Yeah
No
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Horsemachine Ranch
Prank Horse Machine
Hear your mailbox prompt in English, press 1
Para escuchar las opciones del buzón de mensajes en español, oprima el do-
Well this is America
Oh well, someone's got CPAP supplies for sale
They say calls only no texts
Well that's what I wanna do is call this isn't a text show
This is a phone call show
I almost said it's a phone show but that would be inaccurate
That's Brad Carter's show
Hi you got CPAP stuff?
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All right, well then I will she let me come and see the CPAP machine
Possibly and I'll put it on you know on my face and get in my underwear and lay down
Great big fat person. She's great big fat person
You guys know what movie that's from silence of the lambs. Is she a great big fat?
Laugh
Okay, sorry back. I'm focusing back to my swap shop numbers
Kitchen remodeled and offering old cabinets free of charge gold and oak in color
All right, some free use cabinets gabby net is your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system
four two
Damn it people pick up please. You don't understand how important it is
Hello?
Hello?
I see that you have an ad for some old cabinets.
Uh, they've already been taken.
Ah, shit, motherfucker.
They were free, right?
Well, at least I got her to pick up.
Major tinnitus almost got sprayed by a skunk.
We were trying to get me a number to call.
He was taking a picture machine.
Alright, I'll call the number in the name of the skunk.
Stop it, computer machine, stop it, motherfucker.
No.
No
Is that Rupert?
I see you got a door-to-door transportation service
Yes I do how can I help you?
I need a pickup
You need a pickup where you at?
I'm on the Uber
You're on the Uber?
Yeah I'm on the Uber app
What's the address you at?
Uh 218 Horse Machine Ranch Road
What's that off of?
Oh boy
Uh it's off of Walnut
Oh Walnut
I heard of that
Off of Walnut
What's
I heard of it
What's Walnut up on?
What?
Is that on the west side?
Is that on the west side?
Hello?
Yeah.
What did you say?
Who are you talking to?
You.
Why?
You're like...
I think you're talking to your mama.
I think you're talking to your mama.
You called just to do this shit?
Put me on the fucking transportation list.
What, to whoop your ass when I see you?
No, motherfucker.
I ain't got time for that.
What do you mean by door-to-door service?
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I'm a
we talked to you talk
thank you very much major tinnitus
person in that number I you may call in
anyone can call in I'm very open to make mass very available if you wanna call in
an argument me
tell me about how much you hate me that I saw
how much better the other guy is whatever maybe you wanna say
Call in. I dare you. I command you. 405-396-6884 is the mouth line. 405-396-6884. Do not get that confused with the other number I gave out earlier, which is just for listening.
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Matt has a youtube hillock666 on youtube be sure to check that out it was good to see big matt it's been a little down in the dumps lately from what i understand and then earlier today super foam brothers entertained me they did a show this afternoon they seem to stick to a friday afternoon show schedule right right right and then dwight will be on tomorrow night of course as in as every saturday i'm on tonight's show
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I'm hoping the incoming calls are working because I just saw that a number just flashed up and it didn't ring.
I can check it. Let me test it.
I got a new phone. I got a new cell phone.
I got a Galaxy S10.
My S8.
Fucking up a lot, man.
I skipped the S9.
I got an S10+.
I skipped the S9.
There wasn't a big difference between the 8 and the 9.
I usually get the Samsung, the flagship model.
I usually pre-order them.
And I didn't do it for the 9.
I'm trying to save a couple hundred bucks there.
But the phone started fucking all the way up right when it got paid off.
I mean, this phone, it was fucking up something crazy.
And I took it to the cell phone store, to T-Mobile.
I was like, hey, what's up?
I've got to change this in.
And I had dropped it.
And I had screen cracking webbing on the upper right corner.
It was pretty significant webbing.
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I've got a key charger QI whatever it is wireless charger here it's slow as fuck but the one I'm using I bought it at a gas station it's connected via USB to a USB hub that might be something to do with it I should go straight into a power outlet with dedicated AC adapter but what I've noticed it gets really hot and shit it's cool the cool thing about the S10 plus is it's got power share so any other device that you have that does wireless battery charging you can
You can touch the back of the phone and my watch, my smartwatch, I got a Galaxy S3 Frontier, or a Gear S3 Frontier Samsung smartwatch.
And I was at work, I'm like, shit, I forgot to charge it last night, I fell asleep with it on.
And I was able to take off the watch and put it on the back of the phone, lay it on the back, and it charged up to 100%.
Put it back on, it was pretty good.
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I'm in the middle of that now. I'm in the middle of trying to finish editing an episode from March.
We're going to be all caught up here pretty soon. I'm super excited.
I can see there weren't any good pranks. Let me see what I got edited so far.
I'll play some of it for you because I know some of you have been like, what the fuck?
I got two calls to Walmart here. I got one marked in orange, which means it's good.
Chinese buffet. Alright, let's try Chinese buffet.
Hey, how you doing? I was there with my wife.
I'm sorry?
I was there like 30 minutes ago with my wife. We just left.
Uh-huh.
And she brought a big purse.
And she put a bunch of food in her purse.
And we walked out. We took food away in her purse.
What?
Hey, China Dirty.
Yeah, it's true.
No, we don't have that.
Nobody's saying that.
Why Chinese people so dirty, assholes?
No, you asshole.
My wife.
You're so dirty, huh?
No, no, you Chinese people are dirty.
Listen, my wife.
No, you dirty.
You asshole, you know?
No, you asshole, motherfucker.
You asshole.
My wife had a...
You fuck you.
No, you fuck you first.
Ah.
All right, this is from March 9th.
And this will be updated here in the next 24 hours.
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Oh wow
So hey what one last week was it
Hot Shots Part Deux
That's the one that I wanted to see and I fell asleep
During your show Dwight and ended up
You know what happened last week during your show
You took a break
And I was kind of
Tired but I still want to listen
So I kept the
Skype connected and I
Muted my microphone I turned the volume
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Yeah, it's alright. Hey, if I fall asleep, that's on that's on me. You know, I don't want the green bee was giggling like a fucking reread through the entire movie. I think it was high. He liked the movie. Good. I'm glad someone enjoyed it. He was going crazy. Okay. Well, hey, I think you can I give you a verbal suggestion? Big cat submission? Or does it have to be typed? There's a movie called White Dog that I've talked about in the show. Yeah, it's like a racist dog.
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Black Dog
Tell the truth your dad was cheering the dog on wasn't he?
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You're stupid. Fuck you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said they call them black ghosts a lot.
Like the Vietnamese.
That's like a racist thing to call black people a ghost.
A black ghost.
Anyway, thanks for...
All right, bye.
Hello.
Is that 7-Eleven?
Hi, may I help you?
Hi, we're calling from the corporate office.
It's myself and Big Bob.
We're with the Southland.
Did you get the memo regarding the Diet Coke recall?
No.
Okay, do you have any Diet Coke 2 liters out right now?
Yes.
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The public question?
It's not a public question.
Oh, okay.
All right, and he's going to go ahead and run you through a few spot checks
to make sure you don't have the affected product that we're going to have to go ahead and recall.
Okay, I'm going to them right now.
Okay, I will hand you back over to him.
Okay, hello?
Hello?
Uh-huh.
Hello, ma'am.
Um, I'm looking to see if we have any out.
You said just Diet Coke?
Two liters of Diet Coke, yes, correct.
Yeah, I have regular Coke out.
Okay, yeah, so let's check the ones that you do have, just to be sure.
Umm can u...
well they're trying to track down what what palettes were affected at the
distribution center
ok and if you could check the the UPC code the scan bar and tell me if the
number is ending 33178
C'mon guys.
You can fart in your hands if you're cold.
You can fart in your hands and it's warm. Your body's warm inside.
You know what? Well, you're a fucking asshole, Ben.
Get out. Shut up.
Why are you still here? Good for nothing.
I've never seen someone bitch so much about going into the fucking cooler to grab a two liter.
Oh my God.
I can't get to them because I have to go through door.
I got to go through door to get them.
I can't get them.
Oh my God.
You're making me.
I'll join you back in a minute.
I have to wipe my ass to get out of the bathroom.
Oh, you're in the toilet.
Ew.
Bye.
I'm in the toilet.
Bye.
Hang on.
I got something for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's for you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
All right.
Bye.
You're going to wash your hands.
Hurricane season coming up soon.
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got you back sorry if I had you on hold
someone says
want to buy Country's Family
Reunion DVDs whatever that
is I got it call them
All right, brother. All right. I like this part of the show the ring apartment
All right, hang on back to 7-eleven try to make this do I never came back he's full of shades ago call right back
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Hello, this is the corporate office. This is Jermaine.
No, this is Julian.
Okay, hi Julian. We're calling from the corporate office. There's a recall on Diet Coke 2 liter bottles. Do you have any of those?
I have to check for you real quick. I'm helping a customer.
Okay, I need you to confirm what the last four digits are on the UPC. If it's 3178, then we have a problem and we need to do something.
Michael
I'll check
is this a callback number
well we'd rather
just stay and get it
taken care of now
this is an urgent issue
there's metal shavings
inside
it's a tungsten
tungsten alloy
how many customers
do you have
I have three right now
alright
knock them out real quick
we'll be right here
alright
you said the last
speed on the UPC
was what again
oh sorry
I've got my associate
on the line now
I didn't have him on
then let me just
break him off the speed
he's in our
public relations
I've got
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Proceed with the test right now
Crossy you have the procedure ready. Yeah, I have the instructions
We need to do a test because we're trying to trace down from which distribution office. It's coming from
So do we need you to find a pack of Mentos in the mint flavor man?
Secret might be out on that one, man. A
Lot of people a lot of people have said like oh
They fix that formula
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WastedMemory, host of the WastedMemory show.
Oh, fuck that guy.
And he steals water for us.
WastedMem, are you there?
Wasted Herbert.
Oh, he's on hold.
All right, WastedMem, we're back on.
I got Dwight here, and we were asking,
what else were you stealing from the hotel for us?
It was water bottles and what else?
Just the linen closet.
They left it unlocked.
We had, I don't know, anything in the room.
We could just get moros.
We should have gotten some fucking peanuts, man.
Why didn't we do that?
Oh.
Yeah, I should have sent you in for peanuts.
All right, this is why Castle will not ring that's doing anything bad for free shit
All right White Castle, it is here buddy show us how it's done
Hey, man, all right, so like we just came down there a little while ago. We get the White Castle to go
All right, okay, and all right, so we ordered some burgers from your surprise the guy burger joint burgers and thighs
We bring this shit home open the bag and like what is this you guys fucking with us or what?
These things are tiny like the pickles together in the damn thing
You mean that's how they are it's what you think you just see this jackass come in and you're gonna be like
Oh, we're gonna really screw up this guy. Okay, me and my roommate here all like oh man
Hey, we should go to the White Castle like we're new in the town and like everyone's a bomb man White Castle
What the hell man
That's really cool. This is some kind of fucking joke, but my money ain't no good here. Yeah, give me a mini burgers
You say stay out and yell at you for a bit because they're confused and
They can't hang up the phone. It's stuck. It's in one of those stuck things those Brad Carter hacky things
He's not coming back
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Extra mayo, extra lettuce, no pickles and shit.
I'll tell you what.
Hey, they got my jam, which is the double cheeseburger.
The, whatchamacallit, the quarter pounder with cheese.
The QP with cheese.
That's what I like to call it.
They have a deluxe version of it now with like leafy lettuce.
Like really good ingredients like tomato and stuff.
Oh, it's the bomb.
Get that with extra mayo, motherfucker.
Yeah, they're getting rid of that.
You didn't know about that, did you?
No, don't get rid of it.
It actually makes it really good.
Get rid of those deluxe ones because they said that it takes too long to fucking make and they got mine, man
Come on. No one cares. It takes too long if it's good. Look at look at five guys. No one here
Takes a long time what takes a long time they went to the fresh burger patties. That's what takes longer. That's not gonna
Well, they got rid of all their signature craft bullshit, I know and they're bringing in some international things
Hey, how you doing? You guys got the new stuff yet the new menu?
I'm sorry. What new menu you guys were gonna get a new menu. You mean new sandwiches. Well a new items
Damn it. We'll put the woman in charge
Yeah, but there's no new sandwich we don't have a whole new menu we have new we have two new sandwiches
We have the tomato mozzarella chicken and we have the
Extreme bacon burger. That's nasty
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We'll make it work. Don't worry anything I can steal something from nice
Especially when you don't know about it
What are you doing Dwight what are you doing you're out eating I went to the bank and now I'm leaving the gas station the bank
At this time that bank. I went to the ATM. I went to the ATM so I had money to go to the stores
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Here we go!
I handled this book in the bathroom. I didn't launch it.
Hello?
Hey.
Hello? Oh, it's the Karma Bookstore?
Yeah.
Alright, cool. Alright, so I've been in there a number of times, and I saw something that I feel like I've really, like it made me feel uneasy, and I really should report it to you.
Okay.
Okay, so I was in there, um, this, this was hours ago, I mean, but like I just finally decided, I had to call and tell you.
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I'm out here looking for him right now I'm walking talking to you right now
I finally was fed up with
Figured out what happened and I'm fed up with it now
Now I'm looking for him
When can I take a look at that security camera
I don't think
I don't understand what's going on here
I'm going to capture these guys
I think he's here right now
I don't think you should do anything
Hang on I think he's right here
Hold on let me run up on him
I'm going to try to sneak up on him
Hey come here come here
Come here. Come here. Come here, you. Hey, what are you doing? Come back here. Come here. Come here.
Speak to this man. Did you steal comics from the store?
Yes, sir. I took comic books, sir.
I took comic books.
I found them. I found them. I found them.
What am I going to do with them now?
Here's another bookstore. This one's called Book Off.
I was a little confused with what was going on.
Not going to lie, I was a little confused.
We're calling Proj Book Off. How may I help you?
Alright, hey, so I was in there before, and so I just feel really uncomfortable with what I found.
So, I was in, like, you know, checking some books out, and people were putting flyers in the books, like, I think it's like borderline pornography, to be honest.
Do you know what section it was?
It was kind of scattered out, they had a couple in their, like, you know, some of their articles, and then they had a couple scattered in the, you know, like the paperbacks and that.
I just found a few owls in there. I think so many people found it funny, but I don't know. What if the children have seen it?
Thank you so much for letting us know. We'll try to find all of those.
No, no, no. That's not enough. No, because this is like, who let this in?
I'm sorry?
I think you guys did it, actually. Like, it's some kind of promotional marketing gimmick or something. Like, what's going on down there?
I don't have any promotional marketing going on at all.
Ma'am how do you plead guilty or not guilty?
It's my lawyer here you can talk to him.
How do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Would you like to talk to our store manager? She's in right now.
Sure hurry up. Hurry your ass.
I find more pornography.
Is this a different person because you sound like the same person.
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The definition of the word labia is
a lip-like structure that bounds a bodily orifice,
especially any of the four labiate folds of a woman's vulva.
That's what Siri says.
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BUT WE DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THE BOOK
No
May i have your name please sir?
May i have your name please sir?
No, ma'am. This is not where it's not what we're calling me. We're just trying to get your plea
What's your plea? Could we have to enter this in the court proceedings? I have my lawyer on the phone
He's just costing me a lot of money right now
My name is beef. My name is beef beef cross
beef
BEEF
Juice J U I see
Yes, that's my name I'm beef juice Esquire
B.F.Juice Esquire
Yes
Esquire, what's the spell?
E-S-Q, period
Okay, and what's your phone number, please?
I'll make sure
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am
Ma'am, we need to
I need to talk to the last lady
We're not getting anywhere with you
I need to talk to somebody else
Yeah, you're stupid
You're a kanaka
No, I have all the responsibility
No, are you a kanaka?
What?
Are you a kanaka?
What's that?
You know, like a kanaka
What's a kanaka?
You, are you a kanaka?
That's like a Hawaiian, native Hawaiian, dirty person.
Do you know, like, any English vocabulary?
We need to talk to somebody else immediately.
No, I'm sorry.
Right now.
Somebody else.
I'm going to talk to a lawyer now.
What is the request of this call?
Well, we want to know, like, who put this flyer information about labia and sexual organs for children to read.
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I'm talking to the lawyer.
Okay, Mr. Beef, go ahead.
She won't talk to me anymore.
I am a lawyer.
I am the official lawyer here.
And I...
Okay, what's your phone number?
205-2019.
205?
2019.
And I want you to text me back with pictures of your vagina and your labia.
808, you mean?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Where is it?
I'll call you back.
I'll call the police.
Okay, send me pictures of your vagina.
Why?
We need to compare it to the flyer, because we think you did it.
There's a lot of hair in the picture. Are you shaved?
Are you crazy?
You kakasuki.
Well, you can't hide. You're guilty, and you're going to pay the price for putting Leiby in the book.
Ma'am, we're filing these charges immediately.
The name is Beef and Associates
No, we're Beef Curtains Associated
Oh, GNC?
Bro, I've got a drug test coming up
I'm in the Navy, I'm at the base here
What do you have that I can take?
Yeah, cause I got a drug test and I've been, you know, juicing
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You don't do you know a place where I can go because I was taking andro and a bunch of stuff like testosterone shots
Yeah, I'm out get court-martialed, you know and I'll end up like in a federal
I'm a cement
You don't know anywhere like any place I can go that has like detox stuff
MC
Hey do you have do you do you have clean pee clean pee pee yeah your pee is it clean
Well, I'll give you some money I have like it's like it's like it's called a wizard naider
It's like a ceramic penis that I can wear like a belt
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So you need to press one to take this call hello, thank you for calling
Yeah, you got two minutes what's up two whole minutes
Hey, I don't know what the fuck to do a two minutes motherfucker. Yeah, how you feeling?
Yeah, hi, do you guys have to drug test to work here? Okay, fuck does she not know this?
Ask her if she had to take a drug test to get her green card
You do yeah. All right. Do you have can I can I buy some you have clean pee?
Do you have clean pee?
You is your pee clean?
I need clean pee. I need some iron Dwight you're being quiet. Oh because I have
I was yawing at wasted memory I was trying to get the fuck out of here and nobody even heard it
Well good because that's rude Dwight
I don't go I said get
We have a caller now be nice to him
We have a caller now you gotta be nice to him
He only gets two minutes
Hello hi thanks for calling the Sheldon Waikiki Hotel
This is Benny Jameses
Hey how you doing
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P.A.L. but it's organic organic balls he has in his mouth yeah we make dude before Red Bull before Red Bull and before Monster it was balls with the garan in it and it always tasted weird I never liked balls that much but yeah I remember any of the other flavors um this has been so long I don't know where to get balls anymore there's the the high ball is that the I saw it on the video Dwight of you guys up there you had the high ball on which is I think it's called high ball
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I'm gonna let you guys go
I love you Carlito
It's great to see you back
We were just about to sandwich you
Your two minutes are up
Alright buddy thank you sir
Oh that's hot
Thanks for calling
I love you bye
Alright God bless you sir
Get out of here
Oh come on phone
Bullseye
No see you kind of saved me
When I was on Skype with you
When I was at the store
Cause that fucking guy
He loves to talk
Like every time I go in there
He's like
He wants to talk about WWE all the time
And I'm like dude
I don't really give a fuck about it
Like I've said something to you
Once or twice
Cause you had it
He had it on his laptop
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He really annoys me like any other time i'm fine but like movie night
like i'll run to the store and like right after i finish the show
it's gramby for accounting press three and for boston found press four i gotta add gramby
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New Skype is screwing me up.
Dwight, are you there or is this just Greenbee not talking?
Hello, how may I assist you?
Hey, how you doing there, boss?
Good, how's it going?
I've been better.
How may I assist you, sir?
I've been better, you know.
I came into the room and there was a banana peel on the ground and I slipped on it.
I'm so sorry, what is your room number, sir?
217
And the last name is?
Horse
I'm sorry?
Horse.
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well i'm just wondering why why was there a banana peel on the ground
on i think i can
and how's keeping up
no i'm confirming there's a banana here
i've been a happy someone in the band and through the peel
Pair Pair
Okay can I have a housekeeping just to confirm sir, to verify?
I mean if that's necessary y'know I'm saying you're making me angry.
Y'know y'understand?
I do apologize about that sir, but I just wanted to...
I'm getting very angry.
God damnit.
You don't have to swear sir.
Yes I do!
If anything I can't stop...
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We're back. I have scarfed down Chinese food. I have food energy. Carlito's ready to do more things.
Greenbee has joined us. Greenbee, welcome to his own video machine.
Let me make sure I got it.
I'm air humping to this song.
Big Dwight is here. Air humping, yeah.
Carlito, you can go see that movie.
It's called Mom.
Yeah, Mom.
Mom?
Yeah, Mom.
Excuse me. No, no, no.
Good horror, good horror man
Ma!
They got some voicemail, let's knock these out of here real quick
I'm not like, let's just listen
Oh you guys probably won't be able to hear these
You calling and calling and you don't answer
I'm the Irish horse
The uh, the guy
That sounds stupid
Hello Carlito
I don't know how I can do the Okkaban
I've been to a lot of trouble now
Great, a contribution
Hey Carlito
Long time listener
Nugget
Nugget
Nugget Nugget Nugget
Nugget
I thought there was an obituary here from obituary man from Mr. Puller, but I don't see
What's this?
Oh, yeah.
Be-ba-ba-ba-be-ba-ba.
Founding members of the Wu-Tang Clan,
whose professional success was triggered by frequent legal trouble,
including incarceration,
died on November 13, 2004,
of a drug overdose two days before his 36th birthday.
...old, dirty bastard...
What do you mean?
...was known for his outrageously profane...
You got his shirt on right now.
...pre-associative rhymes delivered in a distinctive half-wrong-song style.
The autopsy found a lethal mixture of cocaine,
prescription drug tramadol,
the overdose was real accidental,
Mark
relax
Prickelman
thank you super chat with no shout-out
uh... big one
the same uh... we got one
dollars super chat and a ten dollar one maybe that's the person i was calling
well thank you
uh... no there's also a moses
cal
uh... big mo big moses donate ten bucks
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I said I was the do drop-ins lawyer. He got mad too at the very thing you fuck you
It's the funny guy and you got on it started fucking ching it the mother fuck you son of a bitch
You got sausage fingers no
You're a lie. I'm sorry. You're a big lie. Oh big fucking liar. Hey green bee
Give me some the street beat on the Arby's what's going on?
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I'd rather have a strip. I don't like bones in my steak.
I don't like bones in my steak.
Yeah, I was thinking I'd get a T-bone, but man, the fucking bone is a bitch.
You know, that fucking...
Then I just want to pick up the bone and chew on it.
Can't do that in public.
And stab people with it?
Nah, I can't do that in public, man. It's crazy.
That's how the guy killed the other guy in Law Abiding Citizen in the jail.
He had a T-bone steak, and he took the bone and stabbed him in the throat.
Oh, man. See, that's why they don't let you have T-bone steaks in prison.
Grimby
Chief Arby's Correspondent
Chicken Wrap
Gyro Wrap
Chicken Meat
Pecan Chicken Salad Sandwich
Pita or Wrap
I wouldn't take his advice
Carlito
He still doesn't say there's any fajita wraps
at the Arby's
I got one
That was probably a franchise
A franchise that was probably a franchise.
Who does Arby's breakfast?
On their website they've got breakfast signers,
but Arby's over here doesn't have breakfast.
Some of them do, some of them don't.
That's like breakfast lasted really long at the Wendy's.
Remember when they used to do that,
and then they fucking got rid of that real quick.
Oh man, I sat there at the drive-thru one morning
when I was working graveyard.
It was after work, and I was like, no one's coming.
Then I read they had a sign up that said,
Tango Bell
Biscuits and Gravy
McDonald's
Burger King
McDonald's
McDonald's
taste wise
sometimes I just
want a fucking
flame grilled
you know I want that
McDonald's is
it's like a pan
burger you know
like they made it
in a pan at home
it's
I do Taco Bell
any day of the week
like that's
that's my spot
I'd rather have
Wendy's square burgers
than Burger King's
round burgers
yeah we do
I would say
Wendy's is expensive
but Burger King's
just as expensive
man
yep
yeah that Taco Bell
breakfast is pretty good
man
I'll tell you what
it is
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Now You Have Sulphur Farts
Yeah
God Damn An Airbnb Man
They Keep Sending Me Shit
We Think You'll Like These Chicago Homes
Motherfucker
We Already Have Our Chicago Place Fucking Reserved
Like Quit Sending Me Emails
Oh Man I Can't Wait
So Where We're Gonna Be
We Got An Airbnb
What's It Like
We Got A Pool
No No
This One's In Chicago
We Got Like A Man Cave
Down In The Basement
With Like These Nice Fucking Leather Recliners And Shit
Yeah
And It's Got A Wet Bar
Like You Got A Big Fucking Neon Guinness Sign
And Shit Hanging Up There
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I'm excited for the meet up
I'm excited to meet you Greenby
I booked my flight for San Jose 2020 already
Me too
Just because it was $205 I couldn't beat that
That was half of what I paid last year
I paid $301 after
Picking my flight and everything
$301
Thanks Burger King
Do drop in is what was requested
Hi can we speak with Charlie please
Speaking
Charlie how you doing
Hi
I wanted to ask you about the bird that you have there yeah where does the bird
shit on the shoulder does it shit on your shoulder yeah you're not Charlie
you know who Charlie is yeah where is he does he talk about us they talk about us
no all right that's Charlie's son I think who's an asshole yeah the golfer
raised a golfer son he's got a daughter that golfs too I guess Charlie golfs
I love the way he talks, he's really into the golfing
yeah
do you remember the time you called Charlie and told him that his daughter had been arrested in Russia?
in Russia?
like, my daughter in a jail?
she took a shit in the church
my daughter in jail?
she shit on the altar in the church
you sent my daughter in a jail?
time to make a Pepsi order
yeah
I told him it was gonna be like a couple thousand dollars
You crazy you
Don't do that, please it hurts my ears
You stupid
Go back to Shanghai like your sister used to cook food right in Los Angeles
Your sister makes made bad food in Los Angeles to
Fuck you you stupid
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Your daughter's in jail. You don't care? You asshole?
My daughter in the jail. I fuck you, you son of a bitch. Why you talk about you?
Your daughter's in jail forever, and we're not going to help her out.
You son of a bitch. Every time you want to call a son of a bitch. What you talk about?
Yeah, Chinga to Malay way.
Mother, he said our daughter is in the mother's womb. Where, where?
I'm going to tell him.
Fuck you, you son of a bitch.
I got you good this time, didn't I, you stupid asshole?
Kinga Tumali, fuck you, son of a bitch.
You're a dickhead.
Oh, there's the annoying Dwight laugh.
Oh, that's a good laugh.
That was a good time, head by all.
Man, I miss the BTR days, though.
Those were good times.
We had a lot of fun with them BTR days.
Two other people ruined it.
Yeah.
Well, then BTR changed their whole thing.
And then Gary Brodsky died.
Rest in peace.
Aloha, Syke Street Inn, Ala Moana, how may we help you?
Is this Syke Street Inn?
Yes, this is.
Okay, is this like a hotel or a place where I can get drinks?
This is a restaurant bar. How can I help you?
Are there kanakas here?
I'm sorry?
Is this a kanaka bar?
How may I help you, sir?
Is this a kanaka bar?
I was told to check if it's a kanaka bar before I come, that it's dangerous to be around a lot of kanakas.
It's a restaurant bar. How can I help you today, sir?
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Don Quixote Honolulu 8-0-1 Caheca Street
If you know your party's extension, please dial it now.
For electronics, press 2.
For produce, press 3.
For meat...
25 minutes left to show.
Let's try to do something funny.
Thank you everyone who's listening.
Everyone watching on YouTube.
Not many of you.
As the African guy pointed out.
How useless I am because I only have, whatever, I have 61 people on YouTube right now.
It says 61 watching now.
Well, that's good.
Thank you.
Thank you everyone on YouTube.
What's up?
I'm sorry there's no music, you guys are wrong.
How can I help you?
This is Don Quijote.
Can I help you? Yes.
Okay, you have the produce for the dirty Asian people?
Excuse me?
Do you have produce?
Yes, we sell produce. You want produce department?
Well, do you have durian?
What was the item again? I'm sorry?
Durian.
Okay.
I'm going to be getting new webcams this weekend with the Patreon money.
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Do you have san miguel beer?
Do you have san miguel beer san mig from philippines?
So I have to transfer you to the liquor department
Shit fucking shit
Fucking shit
Fucking shit
I'll kick your ass like we did in Vietnam
Well we're not here for trouble
Peck peck
You know peck peck?
Well I don't know what you're talking about
But I'm not here to answer those kind of questions
And deal with those kind of
All right, get the fuck out. Go transfer my shit. Hurry up. I got a little shit I got to do.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on.
All right, motherfucker.
We're going to dance at our meetup. We're going to have a dance. Dance off.
I'm going to slow dance with Greenby.
Have a truffle shuffle dance off.
Whoever loses the dance contest is going to get their head shaved by me.
We should go roller skating.
Can we please go to the hot dog place where the black women curse and shit?
Yeah, I'll go with you. I love a good hot dog or coney dog.
I just want to yell like the nastiest shit to them I wonder if they have a phone at that cursing hot dog place
It's called the wiener circle in Chicago. Hello. Hello, please. I command you to speak. Don't let this go. This is stupid
All right. All right. I got the wiener circle phone number. Let's call see if I can curse at them on the phone
Hey motherfucker. Hey motherfucker. Oh, come on. That's the cursing place. You're supposed to curse. Hello. Thanks for calling caller. Welcome
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Big Tuna
Big Tuna
Or the Big Oysters
Big Ol' Clam
Yeah, the clams are gone, right?
Those clam things on Facebook
Dwight, that doesn't exist anymore, really?
What's that?
Big Ol' Nasty
You remember the oyster shit?
Oh, they're still going
I do
They still do that?
Oh, yeah
They're just a little more difficult to get the numbers for
Oh, shit
Like, the clothing and the jewelry are really easy to find
They pretty much provide you with their phone number
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Jack the fucking vampire
and he was
Jack was like shit faced by the time
we left the lobby bar
and yeah it was good stuff
Jack was like trying to get cherry bombs
like we don't have those
or whatever drink I forget what it was
so they gave him like 7up and
amaretto or something
yeah cause we were getting ready to go to that comedy show
which we were late for so like
let's just get food and then Jack's like
get big fucking beers
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The Nuggets were awful.
They were awful.
Yeah, and like I said, you gotta get them when they're hot.
If they're not hot, then, you know, fuck them.
Oh, they were awful.
They were spongy.
Yeah, you gotta get them warm.
Gotta get them hot and warm.
Fresh out.
But then, like, you gotta get a sauce.
Like, my kid, he has McDonald's, and he'll eat it.
Those fucking nuggets without sauce.
I'm like, dude, you are fucked up.
How are you gonna eat that dry shit with no sauce?
I don't want no sauce.
You need to dip that in some hot mustard, you son of a bitch.
I don't get sauce in my nuggets.
I know.
I got the hot mustard. It's the best one. They got rid of it and then people bitched and they brought it right back.
And I don't get ice in my drinks either because that ice is dirty.
And the soda comes out cold anyway.
I think we have a caller in line. Caller? Is there a caller in line?
There is. We're just here shooting.
Hello, Starbucks Interior. How may I help you?
Hello. Do you have like a box of coffee?
Like a brewed coffee or what type are you looking for?
I need to do a coffee enema.
Would you like coffee beans or hot coffee?
I need a boot already and I'm going to use your bathroom. I've got a hose mechanism and I'll you know
We don't have a bathroom unfortunately. Oh, do you have a space in the back? Maybe work? I just do the enema
No, unfortunately, we only have a lobby. So if you need to do that, you can go to the bathroom
It gets kind of stinky. I can't do it
Well, no you guys have the good coffee I need a good animal, you know
Dad, gimme the phone.
Alright, here, Imma put ma doctor on the phone.
He's gonna explain why I need this.
Go ahead.
Hi, ma'am.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
I'm good. How about yourself?
I'm- I'm- I'm doing great...
I'm sorry, my patient is a little slow and he kinda comes off a little, uh...
Overbearing.
Abrasive.
Look, it's-
Yeah, abrasive. That's fine, girl. Sit down.
Ma'am...
...how do you guys sell your coffee?
Yer like the nearest place to his-
He really needs this...
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I mean, is there any way that you can sell us a bulk amount of coffee?
We can give you a prepared coffee, but that sort of stuff, we would suggest to do it at home and probably not in the store.
Well, I have an office here. I mean, we're not going to do it like...
Oh, yeah. We can give you...
We might have to, depending on how long you make us wait. Are you guys busy?
Not at the moment. We can prepare you coffee travelers.
I mean, we...
Do you have like a box?
Like Dunkin' Donuts. You know Dunkin' Donuts? They got like a box you can get a coffee.
P.S.
We can do travelers.
We can have it ready for you.
Like how much though?
Like one box is a gallon.
Nice.
Oh really?
Okay.
Wow.
Okay so can we get
I'm thinking just one right Cross?
Yeah just one.
Just a gallon of coffee
for my asshole.
Yeah.
How would you like to purchase it?
We're going to use Apple Pay.
Okay.
And will you be picking this up
tonight?
Yes.
I need to do the enema.
Yeah.
What time do you plan
on picking it up?
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I'm going to lay on the ground. I'm going to have the gallon of coffee and a hose in my anus. And it goes in.
Alright, bye.
Hey, Cross, quick question. Why does your doctor sound like fucking Bernie Sanders?
Is it Bernie Sanders?
Hey, it's me, Dr. Bernie Sanders.
That should be my new username.
Bernie Sanders.
Fucking Matzda is old. I'm going straight Bernie Sanders.
I'm going to cut your fucking throat.
So who do we call now?
We're calling Honolulu right now.
Someone I haven't talked to in a while, the pizza hut in Honolulu.
That's funny.
The papipi rode me in.
What was his face?
The French kid.
What was his name?
Dwight, you remember?
You used to fight with him all the time, the French kid.
Trainwreck.
Oh, the Canadian, yes.
Yeah, Quebec.
Yeah, yeah.
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X, Y, Z's premise that you were ordering a pizza when you were on the plane.
On the plane?
Get a large specialty pizza for $14.99 each when you buy two.
You had like plain ambient sounds in the background.
I don't know if I have plain ones, I don't.
For $9.99 for carryout.
We could do a car accident.
Domino's, they have insurance.
On their pizza, so you can say, hey, I'm bringing my pizza back.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking wreck.
We still have our big dinner box for $28.99 that comes with two medium, one topping pizzas, five pieces of breadsticks, and your choice of either a half pan of pasta or eight bowl messes.
Or get a medium, two topping pizza for $7.99 each when you buy two.
Or get a medium specialty pizza for $11.99 also.
Thank you for holding.
For me to get all these calories, you know, to get off the diet to get pizza, I'm not going to do pizza.
I'm going to go to a mom and pop, you know.
Pizzahut, Papa John's, Domino's, can't compare.
They have consistency.
Hi, thank you for calling Pizzahut. This is Alfred. Can I have your phone number?
Hey, Alf.
Hi.
Hi. My number is 808-215-2019.
Pick up or delivery?
Pick up
From which location?
Do you have Papipi Road?
Papipi?
In Ever Beach
Papipi Pole?
Yes
Okay, can I have a name please?
Cross
And ready to order?
Or would you like to hear a special?
Oh, tell me the specials, honey
So for specials, we have two medium, two toppings
For $7.99 each
We have two medium specialties
For $11.99 each
And also a large two topping
Get the best one in Europe
So I'll do the large two-topping
Alright I can do that
Let me do that two toppings alright
And this is Hawaii so I'll do pineapple
Hey no kanakas are gonna touch my pizza right?
Like island people
I want it to be Americans
Aw
Dun dun dun
I forget what we used to say to that
Don't be a random guy
I forget what we used to say to that
That was so funny
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I see, I'd much rather listen to this than the bullshit that my kid listens to now.
Man, that new rap is shit.
You ever hear Snoop Dogg talk about the new rap, how it's shit? It's so funny, I love that.
What all it is is them talking and then fucking auto-tuning it. There's no fucking talent behind it.
It all started with T-Pain, that motherfucker ruined it.
Hello, this is 7-Eleven, how can I help you?
Hello, I'm Cross, I'm with the corporate office.
Uh, we're calling to see if you're following through on the Diet Coke recall?
Diet Coke recall?
Yes.
I'm not sure I haven't heard anything about it.
Um, one sec. Let me check.
Yeah.
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Hey, how you doing there? This is Richard Lips. I'm calling from the corporate office of 7-11.
We're calling tonight to see if you got the memo on the current recall of two liters of Diet Coke.
No. Let me go look, see if they posted it up or not.
Yeah, and if you could, after that, if you could take a look and see if you have any Diet Coke currently on your shelf for sale.
All right, hold on.
Thank you.
Did you say your name was Dick Lips?
I did.
Hello?
Yes, hello.
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All right, hold on.
All right.
I think we'll get this one.
Come on.
No, sir.
I don't have any.
Yes.
Okay.
Let me just look in here in the standard operating procedures what we can use in the store.
Because I'm just trying to see.
We've got to have something with a sulfuric acid that will react with the metal shavings.
Let's see.
Okay.
It looks like we can use a variety of different mint products.
I don't want to waste a whole thing of Tic Tacs.
do you have mentos the the I guess the mints and mint flavor because they have
a fruit and they got a regular mint okay you don't you don't have the rolled
mints no okay just the gum should work let me have you go ahead and just grab a
I'm hoping the gun moves. Hello? Hello? Motherfucker. Still connected? Nah, he hung up.
You son of a bitch. I worked for that one too, you cocksucker. I'll call him back. You never know.
Yeah, call that motherfucker.
This 7-Eleven I used to go to all the time. It was right on my route. My commute. The halfway point. Right before I got on the toll road.
I had many hot dogs from here. And them go-go taquitos. Now you won't answer. Hey, it's two minutes or up.
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Unfortunately, we've gotten word from several manufacturing plants that there is a possibility we might have had some tungsten metal shavings get into the bottling process.
And so we had issued a recall on Coke 2 liters, specifically the Diet Coke.
Now, do you have any Diet Coke that's currently on your shelving?
Okay.
Could you retrieve one of the Diet Cokes, bring it back, and then read me the last four of the UPC on the back?
Yes.
One, one, zero.
All right.
Uh, okay. What we're going to have to do, we need to determine if these are the affected units. We're going to have to do a quick field test. Do you have any of the pH strips that we provide for you in the back when you're mixing the solutions for cleaning?
Um, we should. Give me one moment and I'll go back there and check right now, okay?
All right, great. Thank you.
Okay, it's a little strip thing, correct?
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Okay, so it's a little bit, it's a slight red then.
Yeah, unfortunately, this does appear that it's going to be an infected lot, but we do have to do, we have to have two positive tests in order to have you pull everything off the shelves.
You don't have any of the pH tablets that can be put inside of the Diet Coke to elicit a reaction, do you?
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I poured it in a cup too, just to make sure, and I put another, one of the Mentos I already had in the other bottle inside of it, and it's still the same thing.
It's still bubbling over.
It's still the same thing.
Okay.
All right.
I've went ahead and checked.
Apparently, your Diet Coke is acceptable, and you can leave it on the shelf for consumption.
Okay.
So everything checks out.
Everything is fine.
I should know.
No, that's it.
Okay.
All right.
Bye.
Fuck you.
I didn't get a good reaction.
I don't know if he's covered in Diet Coke.
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Yeah, give her a Slurpee cup, tell her to go in the bathroom and pee in it real quick.
Yeah, I remember that, yeah.
And he did it.
He went in there and peed in it, and then he poured it in the muck bucket.
That was very prank, prank you, or whatever they're called.
Prank net?
What were they called?
Yeah.
Prank net, right?
Yeah, prank net.
Well, I'm getting tired.
It's 2.38, over three hours of show, and I don't know, we've had fun.
We've gone kind of late tonight, but I think that's it.
Thank you, Dwight.
I'm going to let you go.
I'm going to hang up here.
No problem, man.
No problem.
Thanks for helping there at the end and through the show.
Told you.
Yeah.
Greenbee, you're out of here on your ass.
See you, buddy.
See ya.
Faggot.
All right, everyone.
Well, thank you for tuning in.
I'm Carlito.
This has been Madhouse Radio for May 31st.
How many days are in May?
Was it the 31st?
Yes.
May 31st into the first of the month of June.
My favorite month because it's my birthday.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
So, smell y'all later.
We'll catch you here next time I guess
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Honestly I did the best I could
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so there's your answer I didn't step in and but i have to clean it up
%uh that was a few hours ago he's ok now he pulled up I guess
any back up his normal antics is sleeping upstairs in the bedroom
I'm gonna be headed up there now forget my sleep on
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