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Tuna Panties

7 Jun 2019 · 1 h 40 min · 7,091 words · source

Calls (21, 48 min of 1 h 40 min)

  1. Caller speaks to Christina about complaint live 2.1 min clip ↓
  2. Caller complains about $40 card at Dickie's Barbecue live 1.6 min clip ↓
  3. Home Depot employee accused of racism live 4.1 min clip ↓
  4. Call center supervisor identified live 2.6 min clip ↓
  5. Playback of Matt Hillock's voicemail playback 48 s clip ↓
  6. Chicken owner asked about chickens live 33 s clip ↓
  7. Call Nation Madhouse Live requesting bald guy live 48 s clip ↓
  8. Call Nation Madhouse Live with request for Dirty Aaron live 1.8 min clip ↓
  9. Call Nation Madhouse Live with number sharing live 48 s clip ↓
  10. Pen Express asked how to kill a chicken live 3.8 min clip ↓
  11. Calling a dating service live 1.3 min clip ↓
  12. Calling Call Nation live 1.3 min clip ↓
  13. Calling Carlito Laugh Track live 48 s clip ↓
  14. Aldi panty stuffing question live 5.6 min clip ↓
  15. Enterprise Roadside Assistance asked about safety live 1.3 min clip ↓
  16. Sheriff Hoyt asked about finding a rental car location live 1.6 min clip ↓
  17. Victoria's Secret asked about tuna panties live 1.3 min clip ↓
  18. Victoria's Secret Kalakaua tuna inquiry live 1.1 min clip ↓
  19. Prank Call Nation titty fuck request live 4.8 min clip ↓
  20. Victoria's Secret asked about stock live 2.6 min clip ↓
  21. Victoria Seeker manager confrontation live 8.1 min clip ↓

Transcript

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening.
And the attendants and fans watching around the clock.
Yes, hello, good evening. Is this Christina?
Hey, I'm Eska speaking.
My name is Cross. I'm with Lidl Caesars Customer Support Corporate Office.
Oh, hi.
Hi, I understand you had some kind of complaint.
Yeah, this was a few weeks ago. I'm not sure when it was.
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Hello, yes, yeah, and she's talking to me like really rude and stuff and she was like
Hello me me me me. Yeah, you're saying she's being really rude to you
Why what did you expect? What did you need? What was so bad about was the pizza good?
Did you eat the fucking pizza and a little bit too much there? So I couldn't let her go longer
Please leave your message for Christina Ruffio.
Ooh, I got the F you button.
So if you can't tell, I'm calling some complainers.
Wah, wah.
What's gonna mac and cheese two dragon mirrors from A1 Steak Sauce Motherfucker?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello, Carol.
My name is Cross.
I'm calling from Dickie's Barbecue Customer Support.
Oh, good.
I'm glad I picked up the phone.
I almost didn't.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
So what happened?
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Proof for now yeah and and for the $40 and so far did you fart on it before
you enter and when they swipe the card they said it's invalid so they gave it
they they gave it back to me fucking shit right god damn it fucking shit we
did it again fuck fuck it just pisses me off so bad you know this fucking place
I know but please use better language. Okay, I'm breaking my with the windows in my cubicle
Okay. All right. So what she tried to use the car and the stupid thing didn't work, right? That's very good
Thank you. Yes. And so I went back to I went back to
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NUMBERS.
I CALLED THAT NUMBER, AND THE NUMBER SAID YES, THERE'S $40.
WHEN I PUNCH IN THE CARD NUMBER, IT SAYS YES, THERE'S $40 ON THAT CARD.
SO THEN I WENT, I CALLED, I WENT BACK TO ALBERTSON AND SAID CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?
BECAUSE THEY SAY THERE'S $40 AND THEY GO NOPE, THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING.
SO THAT'S WHEN I GOT ON THE DICKIES LINE AND SAID I HAVE A COMPLAINT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS $40 CARD THAT WHEN I PUNCH THE NUMBER IN, IT SAYS
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You're yelling at me, and it's not my problem. It's yours. It's not my problem, and it's not my problem that you've got a problem
You understand okay? I will call back at another time. Thank you. All right asshole motherfucker
I'm calling from Home Depot. You have an issue
Yeah, all right. What seems to be the problem there miss Roberts
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He said he was he was angry that you were racist and that you had a confederate flag and you were showing it to him
He said you were saying build the wall you were saying build the wall about you
You said you left black marks on my wall build the wall. You said build a fucking wall
No, I'm just like you. No, he's here. Yes, it is. You're going to kiss my black ass because I ain't said shit.
I'm a motherfucking drunk, perverted motherfucker.
Shit.
Black people can have a verbal flag. Haven't you heard of Blacks for Trump?
Hello?
Yeah, hey, don't hang up on me.
Sorry, I can't answer your call right now. I will call you back as soon as possible.
Leave your name and number.
I'm so funny.
Thank you. Bye-bye and have a blessed day.
I'm Milkman. I'm Milkman. Have a blessed day and you talk like that.
Right here.
Yeah, pick up the fucking phone.
Yeah, you say in your message have a blessed day, but when I talk to you, you're the fucking devil
I said on your voice message
You're a black devil, you're a black devil
You're a black devil and your house smells like marijuana
Yeah, there was there was marijuana smoking
You're from Home Depot, what's your name?
Yeah, that's right, stupid, angry.
What is your name?
My name is Kulo.
Well, Kulo, Confederate flag.
Where did you see it at?
On the bed.
You were laying on top of it, masturbating.
Oh, no.
Yeah, he called my phone.
So, was you looking at me when I was doing that?
Or was your mother and father looking?
No, don't bring up my mother and father.
Well, why did you say that?
You came into my home and messed my house up
and you called me with your nasty mouth
calling me all kinds of names
telling me I'm masturbating
I got a confederate flag up
saying my house smells like marijuana
You're from Home Depot
What you doing talking to a customer like that?
You have a dirty, nasty house too
I don't know how people can live like that
like animals, you know?
Oh, I don't know
Okay, well since you're from Home Depot, you're in some big trouble, sweetie.
I ain't in shit, motherfucker.
You ain't shit.
You ain't shit.
You ain't gonna do shit.
Motherfucker, you ain't gonna do shit.
I'll whoop everyone's ass over there.
Shut up, you bitch-ass nigga.
Shut up.
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And if you're looking for Home Depot, don't call in those fucking malls.
You shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up.
I know where you people live.
And we got you on tape, too.
We got you on tape.
Why are you so upset about black marks on your wall?
You people are black.
If you touch the wall and you leave black marks on it, right?
What's the difference?
You ain't doin' shit, mothafucka No, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, please, no, please, please don't, man, c'mon, man, uh-oh, wow
Hello, fuckin' caller, thanks for callin', you're on the call line
You touched the wall and you blacked out
That's kinda fucked up
Oh My God
Big Legend
Big Legend I presume
Hello Orkman
Yes sir
I've been destroyed by you that was funny
That was good stuff
Thing?
Yeah
Oh that's the funniest thing ever
Oh my goodness
How you doing?
All boner
Yeah I can't get used to the cold weather up here
It's so cold where you are
Marguerite is currently unavailable. Please leave a message.
Gonna be
Margaret Hamilton
I watched your movie in year 1942
I'm your supervisor
company is this
This is Roy Gerbold the supervisor here at the Call Center for the Depo
I'm looking to speak to the person on the phone earlier
Oh what was that?
You know her name!?
Well we were monitoring one of our people here at the call center and
Larry Roberts
G.R.B.I.L.
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Nothing sounds like iced tea, man.
What else could it be?
Parkman sent me numbers.
I don't know where he sent them to.
They popped up on my screen and they went away.
I don't know where he did.
I don't think he uses Discord.
That's weird.
Parkman, if you're listening, send those numbers via email.
That's the only way I remember that you do it.
I don't know where they went to.
They popped up.
I don't know where.
Maybe he did Facebook.
Let me check Facebook.
I'm on to complainers. Thanks to Big Sarah for sending complainer numbers. That was much appreciated.
Man, I miss the days when we do all those complaint calls.
Yeah.
Or when Brad...
That was good stuff.
Or when Brad would call and say, can I get the last 10 customer phone numbers?
Yeah, but maybe, maybe here a few cycles, we can really have those days again.
Not right now, though.
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405-396-6884
Oh yeah, hey guys, listen, we're worried about Matt Hillock.
He butt-dialed me and he left me this voicemail.
I'm a little worried about Matt, and I don't know if anyone out there has heard from Matt Hillock.
I will tell you if I'm dead.
Last time, I think I walked away without saying this, but I'm saying it now.
Anybody fucks in my shit while I'm in the fucking hospital,
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I know how to use any fucking gun that there is, any weapon there is, I will not stand for this shit.
If I come back home and I find that my shit is missing, I'm gonna kill somebody.
Thank you. Thanks, brother. All right big brother comics big booty brother comments. Hopefully Matt Hillocks. Okay
I don't know what the meaning of that message was that recording. I guess he's on his way to the hospital again
He doesn't want anyone to fuck with this shit anymore. It's a very intoxicated Matt Hillock arguing with someone
Yes, I like to come in do you have do you do magic the gathering I want to play I have look do you have
Level 5 power sword. No, where can I get level 5 power sword?
Classroom
I just need a level five power sword
Okay, I don't know where to do that
You can check on the internet
Well no, I want to buy it
Because if I get on the internet I have to wait and wait
Oh yeah, we don't have one, sorry buddy
It's not a magic card
Oh, but I mean
Can we do something? Can we make it?
No, it's a wizard's job
We'll make a level five power sword
And it'll be
A five five creature
Trampol
Sweet
Yeah, that sounds cool
Alright
And then I'll punch you in the face
Sweet, that seems cool
And then I'll pull your pants down
No
Every time I near
Every time I fuck your wife
Dirty Aaron was gonna join us tonight
He's supposed to be connected
But he's not talking
Oh, I think I had him muted
Hey, Dirty Ron
Dirty Moron
Dirty Aaron
God damn it
Hey
Hear me now?
Uh, yeah
Oh, yeah, you know it
How you been, Dirty Aaron? I asked you before, you didn't answer me very rudely.
Sorry, yeah, I'm an asshole. Uh, I've been okay.
Oh, good. That makes me happy.
Yeah, that's good.
Are you blessed?
Uh, I am blessed by the Lord Baby Jesus, six pound, eight ounce, black, small baby.
Baby, baby.
Hello, you have some, uh, chickens?
Yes, who is it?
My name is Meat.
Well, you have to call back tomorrow.
Well, uh, can I see the chickens tomorrow?
Too late, I guess.
Well, you're calling the South yeah
Tennessee is definitely the South sir. There you go. There were slaves
In the Confederacy Tennessee didn't join the Confederacy
Rewarded by getting to keep slaves
We want to keep them longer because they were good all right falafel stop here you said the guy is really angry
Oh yeah, so here I'll tell you this story. I was there for work. It was a one day trip and there was like a Russian girl behind the counter and it's kosher. So one side has the falafel, you know, the vegetarian, the other side has the meat.
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Yeah, I want to talk to the bald guy with the glasses.
Okay, well, he's not in the building.
I can give you his number if you'd like.
Oh, I would love that, yes.
Sure, it's numbers.
Are you ready?
Uh-huh.
It's 408-858-1, and his name is Jonathan.
His name is Jonathan, and he's an asshole, right?
Yep.
Okay.
I'm looking forward to it.
He's a lovable.
He's an asshole.
Well, he was yelling at me.
He was cursing at me.
He said, call me MF-er like that.
You said motherfucker you to me, and why does he do that?
Sorry, I don't know okay
Michelle okay
Honey baby. Have a good day. Bye honey labia. I
Am so fucking excited right now. We had a cell phone, and I just changed my call our D to be the restaurant
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You're dialing like a pussy from somebody else's phone pretending it's from my face.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
If you're a man, if you're a man, come in right now and I'll see you.
Shut up. If you're a man, come to the bathroom. I'll suck your dick.
Yes, man.
I'll suck your dick.
And you know something?
What?
Yeah, I'm sure you will because you're a fucking suck, man.
Eat it.
Come. I want to see you.
I'm here outside.
Don't see where you are.
I'll fucking break every bone in your body, you motherfucker.
You won't do shit, motherfucker.
Your philosophy is a piece of shit.
Come. Come right now.
I'm in the bathroom if you were a man you would be here facing me right now
I'm in the toilet because your food gave me diarrhea it's so bad
it's okay it's lubricated for somebody to fuck you up the house yeah you want to because you're
homosexual okay listen to me don't call me anymore and and if you want to talk to me
I'm from Haifa
I'm from Haifa
Yeah you're a fucking Arab
That's what you are
Yeah hey hey will you watch it motherfucker
I'm so fucking happy
You fucking Arab is what you are
Oh my god I'm so happy
You fucking Arab
You fucking Arab is what you are
Do it
Alright Dirty Aaron
There's a request here for you
There's a plan of fitness
About the idea that you had
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My cell phone number
Like a while right?
Yeah yeah that took some espionage from some certain people
Alright here it is the Planet Fitness
I've been contacted from like after sometime may I help you?
Uh yeah how's it going who am I speaking with?
Jim?
Huh?
Hello?
Is this Jim?
What was I saying?
Is there something wrong with your connection?
Oh something's wrong with my connection?
Maybe it's your fucking connection asshole
Hey what was that?
Can you hear me?
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Prank God Ramon
I got a real bad case of uh, you know, I'm having trouble getting getting hard, you know lately I'm getting older is that doesn't think this will help out
I'm not sure
Yeah, you're not a doctor. I understand. It's fine
So look here's the situation is that I was with the do that do the personal trainers of her you know?
Get together with the people after hours or you know is there some other
like side training or anything like that that goes on over there I'll be once our
trainer clocks out like you know there's like not actually clocked out yeah yeah
well so I mean the situation is is I got kind of screwed over at the at another
gym I won't name them but it's it's a big one you know and I got signed up
with this woman who was the trainer and you know I used to be about excuse me
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The only part is, is I think I fucked up by giving her money, you know, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I used her a new BMW, you know, and I paid her rent for a couple months, you know, um, it's, uh, it kind of, kind of put me in the poor house a little bit.
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uh so anyways he's gone he's gone he has disconnected the call really didn't phase him
how do i kill the chicken are you kidding me get a life
What are you, like a prank caller or something?
So stupid.
Stupid.
Hey, this is Pen Express. My name is Joseph. What's the game order today?
Yeah, do you have chicken?
I'm sorry?
Do you have chicken?
We have teriyaki chicken.
Yeah, how do I kill the chicken?
Alright, that's not funny. It's not working out. Stop doing it, Carlito.
No, I think you can go try it one more time.
I think I don't...
Let's see what the Great Wall Restaurant...
They gotta know how.
I'm gonna mute for a second. I need to go find a charging cable.
I gotta pee. It's almost break time. It's almost halfway through the show show ends at 1 in the morning. Just saying
Well, I have a chicken how do I kill the chicken do you have one of those
Do you have a cleaver a Chinese people cleaver I can use to cut the neck off the chicken?
What's that
You can stay for the neck that's up to you.
It's not like a helpline where we can help you with that.
How do you kill the chicken?
I don't know. You just mentioned the neck, so that would be a good idea.
Yeah.
Why don't you go from there?
But he's such a cute little chicken. I feel bad.
No.
I can't handle it.
We're not a helpline.
This is not the chicken killing helpline.
You know those chinese people love killing chickens you were in china how many dead chickens did you see in the window more ducks than chickens really oh really yeah the duck you see the ducks in the window more than the chickens shit it's been a while since i've been in china but i was in taiwan that is china fuck you it is not didn't i say that on your uh facebook or something i think so yeah
I said one China one China false hello Vietnamese okay good how do I kill the chicken I have a chicken and he won't shut up I want to kill the chicken and make soup out of him how do I kill the chicken yes his name is his name is peck peck hello I have a chicken hello I have a chicken my name is meat I want to kill the chicken
How do I kill the chicken?
You don't prank call?
No, no prank call. No, no prank call.
How I kill chicken? Didi Mao
How I kill chicken? Didi Mao
You have a chicken?
How I kill chicken, fucking?
Pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack
What do I name a stupid Vietnamese?
Yeah
Stupid Vietnamese man
Hello? Hey, do you
How much piss do you put in the Bun Bo Hue?
Say that again?
How much piss is in the bun bo huay?
Bun bo huay
Do you have bun bo huay?
Gallons of it
I gotta pee, I gotta pee alright, I gotta go
Shut up
Shut up
Is this the Vietnamese embassy?
Shut up, I don't care, I gotta pee
I gotta go, bye
Dirty Aaron, stay, you stay
I gotta pee I'm gonna go I'm gonna mute you I gotta pee real bad it's break time everybody break time break time everyone go pee play with your chicken we'll be back
Please record your invitation for this caller to join you in a private conversation record after the tone hit any T when you're done
Yeah que la que this is Cross I'm Puerto Rican too I'm new to town I just got in got off the plane a little bit ago just checked into my room in the strip
I don't know there was Puerto Ricans out here that's funny that's some shit let me know if you want um I gotta rent a car I could get my driver to get me wherever or I could send a car for you if you want got a lot of money uh I don't know if you're into lobster tail or anything like that but maybe we can get something to eat and then you know do some fucking so if you're down for fuck let me know press one for fuck thanks
he liked what he heard and he's ready to connect with you you're connected you can break the connection at any time by pressing the pound key say hi
Hey Guy
Hey what's going on man
Hey not much man where you from in Puerto Rico are you from there or are you just born
here
No no man
The free portion of this call has ended
What
If you're already logged into your membership
That wasn't an hour
Time is now being deducted from it
Time is now being deducted from your membership
Hello
Oh it's been 20 minutes
Hello
It's been 20 minutes
I'm sorry it was giving me 20 minutes free and then it said that my free trial was up
but it just fixed itself it's cool I'm sorry the machine was talking to me the phone machine
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I'm a versatile cop bottom sometimes you know not into kissing really a lot of body contact you know man says I'm into like I'll get in my car and I'll see men in public and I'll ask you know I'll pull over I'll tell him to come to the car and I'll like I'll have a friend in the car in the back seat and we'll open the door and we'll pull him in and we'll take him to like maybe like a parking lot or like a wooded area and we'll just talk for a little bit and then we return him back to where he's from okay have you ever done anything like that no I mean
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Wow, check you out.
Well, I'm just saying.
I mean, you could do the same to me, and that way it's like we'll work together.
You'll be my alibi.
I'll be yours.
And in the end, nothing's going to happen anyway.
I'm a lawyer, so.
Okay.
All right, well, why don't you take down my number?
You can give me a call myself.
Okay, what's your number is?
702-9148.
All right, what was your name, Gonzalez?
No, my name is Mike.
Mike Lopez?
No.
Martinez?
Enriquez?
Nope.
That's my name.
No, that's cool.
I insist on seeing ID when I see you. I'm going to run a credit history on you and a criminal check.
Okay, no problem. Yeah, go ahead and give me the call. You got my number, right?
Yeah, I got it, Jose.
Okay.
All right, buddy. I'll talk to you later.
Yeah.
Bye.
888-278-8509
You know what? I hope that when you die, they put your GPS in your box and a trapdoor at the bottom.
So when you die, you open a tractor at the bottom, you check the GPS, and you go straight down to the hell.
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KKK National Hotline
Mexican Cafe and Sports Bar
I got a Grocery Store
I got a Mobile Station
I got a Marshalls
anything there that I just said
interest you
it's called food for less
food for poor people
we're calling California
we're calling California
alright there's more numbers from Parkman
thank you for calling food for less gonna help you
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Yeah, hey, I had the the ice creams. It's vanilla
And uh, what? A while ago, yeah, and I'm in the bathroom now. What do I do? Yeah, but now it's time, you know
Now it's time. It's time now for the bathroom. What do I do now that I'm in the bathroom?
Okay. Yeah, that sucks. Still on hold with the flea doctor or whatever it is
Do I want to talk to a new friend answered in the order it was received. Thank you. Does Dwight want to talk to
John
Don't know do it's not even talking
Okay, the rectum ripper you should not have a license. Hello Aldi. Hello. This is all these
Yeah, well, I'm looking for all these
What?
Yes
and
he had a sense of
you so close
who can eat those
out there panties
you ever do panty stuffing you know that is
do you know what that is
was out which are answering notes that you don't know what that is
that's when you make the panties is appearing on the
well no obsesses if you do panty stuffing there
What the fuck are u getting me into?
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Thank you for choosing Enterprise Rent-A-Car, servicing the Los Angeles International Airways.
Enterprise Roadside Assistance
Hello, this is Enterprise Roadside Assistance. Are you in a safe location?
Well, I'm driving right now.
Is it safe? How can I help you?
I don't think it's very safe because I don't have my hands really on the wheel because I'm trying to write the information down.
Call 911 call 911 and call us back. Why would I need to call 911?
Well, I don't think it's not very safe to drive, you know when you're not paying attention stuff, you know, okay
I
Guess I could do that
Whoa, he's not gonna say anything. I don't know if we believed it or not
It really is, it's supposed to be Mersey Roadside
Hey boys
Hey
JagTV, you old horse, how you doing?
People have been asking, where's JagTV?
Hey, I've been stroking it, you know
Yeah, good
I feel bad, I never messaged Dwight back on here
But I don't get off Skype no more
Oh, you're too good for Skype, okay
Yeah, I'm good
He turned his nose up at Skype
Yeah
How's it been boys? How you guys been?
Oh, you know, man, living the dream.
Yeah.
Horsin' it up.
Horsin' it up.
Making big announcements.
Horsin' it up.
You comin' to Chicago?
Yes, sir, I am.
He's stainless.
Yeah, I thought I was takin' you guys there.
Yeah, that too.
Yes, sir.
I guess you are.
We're tryin' to convince Dirty Aaron to come.
Oh, Dirty Aaron's comin' with us.
What's the date?
How's that ol' pro been? How you been, Dirty?
Good evening, thank you for calling the Holiday Inn Express LAX. I'm helping another guest. Please help.
...by suggesting local eaters...
Yeah, hello?
...of Southern California to visit.
Check with our friendly...
Can you put your ring on the fuckin' hole?
It's fucked up.
...during your stay.
I don't know if we ever talked, Dirty Aaron, but I'm a big fan. I love you. I'm a weird stalker. What?
Oh, that's okay. I love me too.
So I gotta find a place that says lingerie for tuna panties per the caller.
Hey Carlito you thought about calling hotels and tell them their wifi is not working that great and then when they ask you what room just tell them oh I'm not staying here I'm just doing it I gotta download some stuff
What up Sheriff Hoyt
Thank you for waiting how can I help you
Yeah listen I'm a little upset I'm trying to find your place I just left LAX in my rental car and I can't find you anywhere
I'm having a very difficult time hearing, but I'm making out that you are having a hard time finding us.
Yeah, that's right. I'm in the car, in my rental car. I'm just left going around LAX right now.
Okay, where are you at now? Is that in the state that you're in?
I'm passing the international terminal.
You are at the international terminal?
Yes.
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Turn here
Sir you're the one driving your vehicle I'm not driving the car
I called for instructions you said turn here you said century boulevard
Sir I told you
You said now now now now now you said
I didn't say now now now sir
Yes you did
That wasn't me
No I didn't
Listen you might have killed someone in the other car
Sir if you would
The car is on fire the other car is on fire
Oh my goodness
Yeah
You are okay
I'm okay I don't know about this guy
It's a family of five people inside this car, oh my goodness. Yeah, you messed up big-time, buddy
You're in Big Trouble mister
Better have car insurance or you're gonna be in big trouble
Yeah, I'm talking to you
Yes, you are you said turn now now now now you said no no no no wait wait wait like that
vey irresponsible
Why do you say that when you don't know who what cars are here? You're not even here with me
I'm
Very irresponsible
Try to come here try to come to the hotel and speak to them
I can't leave you want me to leave the scene of an accident? Okay
I want your I'm gonna need your your car insurance. Sorry
You
I just joined this shit, but I love that premise. Yeah, we're doing it for a few weeks the car accident thing started on Dwight shit
Yeah felony
Maybe we should call NORAD for the first time
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Yeah, International Airport Oh, okay, so people come in there looking for underwear in the airport
Yeah, we don't have here You don't have underwear?
We have underwear, but not the one you wanted right here Uh-huh
Because right here is too small, so it's too small It's too small
Yeah, very small, so Oh, okay, alright, well, you're pretty stupid, you know
You're a stupid, you're a stupid, okay? She ready
What is she buying?
What is she buying?
Is she buying sexy underwear?
Sorry, sir.
This is so busy, and I'm so busy right now, and the customer want to ask me questions, sir.
Sorry.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
This is, this is, this is, hello.
Yes.
This is international, but I cannot hear nothing.
It's a testing.
Hello.
Hello, stupid.
Test, test, test.
Yeah, can I have full?
Can I order?
I want to make an order for fall. I want to make an order for fall. I want to make an order for fall. You're a liar. You're a stupid liar. You fucking liar. It's not loud. You fucking you. Shut up. I can't hear it. Okay. All right, honey.
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Yeah only Victoria Secret open right now everything else is closed
I'm gonna order noodles. Can I have noodles?
Stupid
That's fucking funny
Hello
Hello
Hello
Can you call her back for me?
Yeah I have an idea
Alright well I was lucky that I stumbled on that one
I was like I wonder why this Victoria's Secret says it's open till 1230
Because it's in the airport
Oh no my bang drink fell down
You try that bang yet Dwight
We talked about it last week
I don't drink energy drinks
Ooh okay I'm so healthy
The only caffeine I drink now is from my green matcha tea
Bang is healthy it's at GNC what thank you for calling yeah I don't have time
for your intro hey how you doing my name is Jimmy crickets I'm with the tuna
bandits me and my boy here to white we're looking for those tuna I know you
got those tuna over there at the Victoria's Secret Airport how you doing
honey baby oh Jesus yeah good how are you doing tonight is it busy over there
all right you got those tuna cuz we're knocking on every fucking door
so we're ont hold on a second
Ya, we're collecting all the tuna, and I know you have some tuna panties
We're gonna get that tuna one way or another bitch. What do you have to say she care that time?
Yeah, she's got the tune all right in her pussy
I want to I want to order fall remember. Let's see she'll do it. Oh, don't go breaking my heart
Mm-hmm. Don't go breaking my heart breaking my fort sponsored by bang energy drinks
I'll have to call back the Home Depot African Americans that were real upset in the way I was talking.
Because YouTube missed that. I forgot to broadcast. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Oh, get fucked, YouTube.
YouTube just changed my RTMP string, and I didn't even realize I wasn't streaming.
I had to copy a new one during the break and paste it in the OBS.
I don't know why it just changed the fucking RTMP string on me.
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I have a stupid question to ask um is the PLA meet that you guys are talking about is that a joke or should I be really booking tickets uh up in upcoming in September no it's the real deal we did it last year we did it last year okay this is a real thing yeah and there was another one in San Diego earlier this year and this is the second one in Chicago and there'll be another one in 2020 there but yeah it's it's legitimate right Dwight assure the guy yeah yeah it's uh September 7th is the
Call Victoria's Secret Kalakaua
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what is this bitch
im not even Snapping
old cuh
how did she get her feet
like the girl in chicago meetup last time that didn't like me recording her
Oh that yeah the cage fighter that she was like five foot tall
Asian, girl, that she's telling what the fuck was that about
I'm a cage fighter just to let you know like alright
She was drinking some crazy shit
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yeah
right
okay honey how are you
hi honey
hi
Hi, I'm Victoria Secret. Hey, baby. Do you have the tuna? She's scoffed at me.
Instead of like Arby's, we got the meats. It's Victoria's. We got the tuna. We've got the tuna. It's like a fisherman. We got the tuna.
Yeah, I totally forgot all about that, about parking with his window all the way down in the streets of Chicago.
Yeah, then he's like, oh, dude, I'm going to go off the laptop in the rain.
Monday through Saturday, 930 a.m. to 9 p.m. and on Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
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What's up with that you lost your broke how can I help how can I help you today? Can I titty fuck you?
All right, let's see here. We're willing to pay top dollar my boy
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How'd you get that you forgot to hit hold on my boy hold on real quick, how'd you get that?
Let me make sure I get this down here real quick
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How you been?
Yeah.
How you doing, Charlie?
I've been well.
Good, good.
Charlie.
Yeah.
How you doing there, sailor?
I'm doing pretty well.
All right.
I'm pretty well.
All right.
I already asked you.
I'm sorry.
I'm fishing for something to say.
Yeah.
Thank you for calling Victoria's Secret.
Please wait while I transfer your call.
Can I take this, Carlito?
Yes, sir.
I'm Victoria's Secret, Paul Ridge.
Hi, yes.
I'm trying to call and see if you have an item in stock for my wife.
What were you looking for?
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I'm going to text you every day like a fucking, like a, like a crazy girlfriend.
In case of a fast pickup, we ask you to let us know that you're not a voicemail system.
So you need to press 1 to take this call.
I love you, I love you.
I love you, it's nice.
Hello caller, you're on the air.
Hey, finally came through.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, fuck, big man.
Hey, my boy.
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Put it on my way in a minute. Yeah, a lot of those
Catchers they go off for iTunes would be whatever they see an iTunes
iTunes podcast. Yeah, they got rid of it. They just announced it. Really? Oh shit. Yeah
They're just like Apple said like fuck this shit, you know, we got a fucking call Cupertino and some demand really those
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An associate won't answer your call momentarily.
You taking this or do you want me?
You can.
This isn't the last time.
Sorry, secret anchorage.
How can I help you?
Hi, can you hear me?
Yeah, hi.
Hi, hi.
Sorry if my phone reception isn't that great.
I'm kind of like fucking driving right now.
Anyways, I just wanted to say, can I speak to you?
Fuck, sorry.
Can I speak to your manager or something?
Because I can't believe you guys fucking did this to me.
Okay.
Can I please speak to your manager I'm sorry I'm really kind of upset I really thought I could take my daughter to your business and not be subjected to this form of harassment
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Quit it!
Sorry sorry sorry sorry
Sorry ma'am
Yeah sorry
You gonna put me on hold or what?
She did
Hey I gotta go motherfucker love you
Bye Dwight
Dirty Aaron motherfucker you
Alright you motherfucker you
What?
You wanna hang up?
No, no, no, no that dirty errands leaving you're good
Okay, I might be coming on too hard with like same fuck off. Hello. We're in the hole still damn
I don't hear any like old music on my side or anything. It's very low
Hi, are you the manager? Hi, I'm sorry about this. My name is John
I was at your store a little bit earlier today, and I took my daughter
To go shopping. This is like her first time at sorry. I'm in the car right now
What's up Madhouse a maca ceilin
Anyways I just like took my daughter for her first time. You know getting clothes and everything
I'm not used to this sort of stuff
you know I usually just shop at Walmart everything and
I couldn't kind of like shoes around and everything cuz you know it's a fragile kind of time and everything and
I you know and so she selected some things and
She said that she talked to one of y'all
One of y'all's like to help it pick it up
And then when we came back
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please be nice if I don't like you
you don't have to go in
I have a conversation
listen
we gonna fucking settle this right now
I don't like your associates
no my daughters smelly fucking vagina
no ok
Sorry I broke it
No thank you
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fucking cory
and all those mother fuckers
rest in peace
god damn it
is this a fucking kill list?
like is he predicting someone's about to die?
fucking trenchcoat mafia mother fucker
what's wrong with you Mr. Puller?
Jesus take it easy buddy
god damn you know what I'm saying?
I fuck you Carlito I fuck you
oh good
the dead?
no Asian the dead
I fuck you
fat faggot
hey
call me back
no
not when you say it like that
uh is it time yet?
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