Venomous Snake
28 Jun 2019 · 2 h 25 min · 11,148 words · source
Calls (18, 51 min of 2 h 25 min)
- Call Nation Madhouse Live about venue live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Call Nation Madhouse Live prank call live 2.8 min clip ↓
- CC's Pizza back door request live 33 s clip ↓
- Wingstop phone calibration prank live 4.1 min clip ↓
- Airport call about to-go order live 1.6 min clip ↓
- Applebee's asked for VIP table and drinks live 7.8 min clip ↓
- Panda Express order confusion live 2.1 min clip ↓
- In-N-Out Burger customer service complaint live 5.1 min clip ↓
- Super 8 guest reports rattlesnake in room live 7.3 min clip ↓
- Casket shop asked for open caskets live 48 s clip ↓
- Wrong number accused of being Congress live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Hearing impaired husband prank live 33 s clip ↓
- Prank call to stream listener live 33 s clip ↓
- Call Nation Madhouse Live ivr 1.3 min clip ↓
- Call Insurance Companies about accident live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Kaliohana apartment asked about public shitting live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Italian restaurant in Kahloa, Hawaii live 3.1 min clip ↓
- Kauai resort elevator shaft call live 7.6 min clip ↓
Transcript
Matt Baz Milkman Thomas Trank Prank
S.R.B.
Spiring Chains
R&D
Now Suppression Water System
R&D
I wanna suck them pussy and I don't want no bullshit.
When I come there, I come there with tongue.
And I don't play.
I suck and die but I very seldom play.
Lemme see your tongue.
Just a little bit of it.
Just a sample.
Marrow like that.
What's the marrow?
The marrow is when you get close to the bone and just put it out and make them tremble
Madhouse Live
Madhouse Live
Madhouse Live
Madhouse Live
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the event of the evening.
Attendants and fans watching around live.
Excuse me.
You gotta fuck me.
Yeah, hi, you looking for an air conditioner and a refrigerator?
I found a refrigerator and one air conditioner, but I'm still trying to find another air conditioner.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, you need an air conditioner? You haul? You come pick it up? You got a truck machine?
Where are you at? Where are you located at?
I'm in Rogersville over in horse machine ranch road. The hell's that should turn out to straight old 808
She must know about horse machine ranch
The word is out in Rogersville don't talk to the guy
Experts says she powered down
I'm sorry. The person who are trying to reach has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet
Please try your call again later. Goodbye
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I was gonna mash it up in my blender make baby food. God damn it. Maybe because I said inbreeding
But she did some different number, but the sound of the summer. Hello white people sound the same all the honkies sound the same
Hello ma'am, can you please come out here stay forgetting what I'm calling about these calls
Paul Pallade
Paul Palle
Goddammit
Ooh, what's a Polaris Scrambler?
Yummy
Polaris is that one asshole that used to listen to our shows a lot
He used to always fuck around
He was a very negative person
Hello
You have a Polaris Scrambler?
Yes
How many eggs can you scramble with that?
Never tried it
Well, it's a scrambler, right? You use it for scrambled eggs?
I guess
You guess? What's a Pol-
I'm not much of a foot
You're not much of a foot cook cook. All right. Well, how do you like your eggs?
You don't know I like to put them up my ass without breaking them and then I poop them out and I say I miss
chicken I go
Yeah, I miss chicken. I'm mrs. Chicken. I shit out the egg. My audio is hot on mix
Hey stupid, turn your shit off or you're going to call in. Idiot. Yeah, let me turn my headphones off. Let me unplug my headphones and play my speakers really loud while I call into the show. That's how you get hung up on. If you're going to call in the show, be smart, put it in headphones or better yet, you don't need to listen to yourself on the phone, on the computer speakers or whatever you're listening to the show with.
Turn that off turn it down listen on the phone to the show. You're not gonna miss anything
It's a conversation with me you and all that. What are you stupid? They're stupid because I don't man. Okay. Hey good
Yeah, I just want you know just FYI
There's like a 10-second delay on the YouTube machines for like there's like I got feedback going on right now
So I know what you need to do on your own, but they're those out of that exists right now
So damn it that again. I just fixed it. Thank you for letting me know. You're a good guy
I'm the problem. You're just up before before I let go before I go here
Call Nation Madhouse Live
7th of September
there's a new venue
also
I see
and that's in Chicago
you say
or where is it
yep Chicago yes
Chicago excellent
ok
anything else
planned in the future
or is that it for now
right now we got
there is
another West Coast
United States meetup
for
next year
in 2020
yeah
there's another one
out there
not San Diego
wherever
San Jose
San Jose California
next year
I believe it's in
March March ish sounds about right March wonderful 20th of April. I'll let you get back to doing what you do best and thank you for having me. Thank you very much. Hey, thanks for being on. Hey, you take care, man. Be careful out there. You too. All right. Thank you, Carlito. I wore an awesome shirt, by the way. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Have a good one, man. Thanks. Bye. American Gin Stewart calling in. Sound like him.
All right, YouTube fixed. Excellent. Let's see if I think that our odd jobs guy posted this week
I think I saw that earlier in the week if you remember from a few years ago a very long drawn-out call
With this guy who I may go to Walmart and he kept going around the parking lot looking to kick my ass
Because I made him drive to the Walmart's. Well, you're found you're sending in an idea
Hello caller
Yeah, I want some water and towels, motherfucker, you.
Yeah, motherfucker.
How you doing there, boss?
Oh, we're doing.
I made a whole bunch of people mad and confused and banged shopping carts together.
It was great.
You made them bring shopping carts together?
What?
Bang them.
Bang them together.
Bang them together.
Okay.
I was listening to your show Tuesday.
I thought I was listening to that.
Oh, thanks, man.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Tuesday.
Say hello, big boy.
Yeah.
Come say hello.
I should.
You should.
I'm an asshole.
All are welcome.
Yeah.
Asshole.
Yeah, fucking asshole me fucking king. I've been drinking a little bit. I'm sorry just a little bit
Oh my god, your name is wasting memory
You know it's it's cool, and you do kind of got that look like you're always kind of on something drunk
I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just saying I do what I can
You look like you look my cousin who had a drug problem
He he's off of the stuff now, but he always looks kind of like he's seen some shit
Just a little fried
Hello?
Hi you looking to do some odd jobs?
Um sure what kind of odd jobs?
We have some work that needs to be done around the home here handyman work.
Is this you for a woman or a man?
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Have you ever been to a Walmart looking for a guy who had you come out to do odd jobs and you were really angry at him?
Uh, no, I don't think.
You don't think? Oh, okay.
Alright, because I met someone in a swap shop once and I had him come out and meet me at the Walmart in the parking lot.
So I could take him back to my place and he wasn't too happy because I wanted him to show me his pecker.
Prank, man.
No, no, I really have some odd jobs to do. Do you do any painting? Yeah, okay
I got not another odd job
I have is I got like pimples on my back that I can't reach like I got one there right now
That's it's got to be ready to blot bust, you know, okay, you know, you could take care of that for me
But you got to wear gloves, you know. Oh, yeah, obviously
Alright, and then I'll have you come over here. I'll take some pictures of you. That's a different odd jobs guy
You're doing Tuesday
You did some Arby's calls that I heard
There was some other stuff you did too
It's pretty funny
I kept telling you to
Have a microwave of phones
I can't say that because they would do it for me.
They would literally do it for me.
No, because I'm going to blow up a guy's damn phone and make the toaster over him or whatever.
Oh, come on, man.
No, they would do it because I had the one hummin' twinkle twinkle little star for me clapping their hands.
And then after that, I need to do the drop test.
Just hold the phone a foot off the table and drop it.
Yeah, they were dropping it. It was like clang, clang, clang, clang.
God, it was loud. Some loud-ass dropping going on.
Oh!
I'm trying to call it. Do you have CC's Pizza out there where you live, motherfucker, you?
Oh, I know what it is, yeah.
Oh, you can eat...
We don't have any more, but I know what it is.
Oh, you can eat ketchup bread pizza.
When I played football in high school, we would go there after the games.
If we won a game, we got to go there to eat.
I told you, we eat some pizza, man. We were big boys.
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We didn't eat all we can eat yet.
Well, there's no food left, I'm sorry.
We're back for round two.
God dammit, what are we doing here?
Hey, when I was there, I saw you had a big trash can full of pizza slices.
Excuse me?
You had a big trash can full of pizza slices.
I saw it.
We don't have a big trash can full of pizza slices.
Yeah, you do. You take them off the line after a while and you put them in this big trash can.
Yeah, but we don't eat them.
I just got them all excited, ma'am.
They're all excited, ma'am.
Yeah, they're autistic and they're stupid.
They don't know it comes from a trash can.
It's fine.
Just put a porch light on.
We'll be in the back.
Whoa, ma'am.
We're going to be in the back.
Ma'am, hello?
Ma'am, hello?
Hello?
Just leave the back unlocked so we can come in.
No, I can't do that either.
Y'all have a good evening.
Ma'am, leave the back of the dumpster open because they won't know.
No, we can't do that either.
You have a good evening.
Motherfucker, you.
No, I just didn't hear you.
Bye-bye.
Typical sassy black girl attitude.
Fucking lazy.
That sucks.
Yeah, alright, so I went there for lunch once in college and I went there with a co-worker
and he thought he was slick because when you go to CC's, if you want to just get water,
they give you a clear white cup, white glass, you know, and then you get...
Why is your water brown?
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manhunter
And it's bottled even all right hey wingstop you can be the corporate office and have them do a test
Shorts, how it's done. Okay, motherfucker you oh they close. They don't pick up uh
Pop eyes as the Puerto Rican say Popeye you really
Not peon the call I'm on accorded phone computer machine wasn't working. I gotta go all right
But I'll call back later by bye fine
I wanted to hear him I'm calling from the corporate office my name is cross we need to do the phone calibration have you done that yet the telephone calibration are we need we need I need you to clap your hands as loud as you can so I can register it on the phone please go ahead give me five good claps that was four claps anyone more okay all right now we need to do a drop test can you hold the phone from about
Pressure
High
If you're using your mobile phone for the first time, you can do it, but when you're
You can't just drop it onto a table or a counter.
Is it going to break?
No, it shouldn't.
This is a drop test.
If it does, it's a faulty phone.
We'll have a new one shipped out.
Go ahead.
Hello?
Did someone say shit?
SHIT.
Yeah, who said SHIT?
He told me to drop the phone, so I dropped it.
Yeah, it must be okay to do.
All right.
Jack in the box.
I've never been to a Jack in the box.
All I remember is that in the 90s, people were getting sick from salmonella from Jack in the Box.
Hello, thank you for calling.
Yes, this is Dwight, and I'm recording from the bathroom.
Dwight from the bathroom. All right, what's the status?
I'm on the mobile bathroom phone.
Okay, I need you to calibrate it. Can you put the phone in the toilet?
Yes, I'm doing the toilet.
Are you doing a number two again?
Yeah, I'm pooping.
Oh, man, why? I don't want to talk to you when you're pooping.
Come on, come on, this is a good start.
Pants are down and your ass is open and everything right now.
Your balls are hanging down and you're talking to me?
My penis and balls are exposed, yes.
Well, all right.
Okay.
Well, thanks.
And you know what?
I had asparagus earlier.
Oh, man.
Nasty.
And then I had pork.
I had the pork.
It was almost like Chinese.
So when my ass explodes, like my butthole is all like slanty-eyed.
It's like chow mein.
Nibbling.
You're going to have like chow mein in the toilet bowl.
Ooh.
I had an owl and he was one of the little Chinaman hats.
Okay.
All right, I guess you should say it again pop it people
You ever masturbate while you're pooping?
No, no, never never really never had the urge to do that and that at the same time. Thank you for
On Northeast Loop Highway 410 in San Antonio, Texas
Visit cracker barrel calm to place an online to go order
Cracker Barrel
The online wait list. If your call is to place a to-go order, please press 1.
I did that.
Wait a moment.
Oh, Dwight finished shitting and he was done with me.
Hey, this is the guy from over at the airport. How may I help you?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, hey.
Okay, uh, could you please have a name for the to-go order?
Cross.
Cross?
Yeah.
Alright, and what could I get for you today?
Excuse me, I'm on the toilet. I'm taking a shit.
I can't listen to that.
I can't listen to that.
Bow, bow, bow.
Right.
Hello Caller, you're on the air. Don't be an asshole.
Hey, I just wanted to call you to say you should do more of those calls.
Like, just like, right off of, like, just, like, the obscene toilet stuff.
Just to see, like, the response. That's, like, the best thing in a long time.
That I'm shitting, just sitting there shitting.
You should do that.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, just to catch them off completely off guard.
Right.
Just to really go with that. That's the best thing, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get worried that I'm being too juvenile or relying on toilet humor too much.
You know, because...
Oh
I'm back. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, hey, let's both be in the toilet together since you like it so much. What do you say? Yeah
Hi, we're me and my friend we're here in the toilet
Kill it
You can hear me?
See it?
Yep yep yep yep yep
Well that's one way they can't react is just hang up I guess
Fuckin' Applebee's
Hearin' this fuckin' place
Well with an Applebee's you got yummy
Ooh a Twin Peaks that's where they got the big tits
Yeah I heard about that place actually it's like a Hooters like clone isn't it?
I've never been to one what is that like?
A Breastaurant as they say
Never heard of that term
Yep that's what that kind of dining is called Breastaurant
What's your name?
Cross
Yeah
Was this for the to-go order?
Yeah
Cross
Is this the restaurant with the women with the big tits and all that?
The what?
The women with the big tits and all that
The room with the big tits?
The women with the big tits
Um, I guess you could say that
Like the girls show the big breasts and everything and all that?
Okay
Is there a VIP room?
No, no
We want to reserve a table, like a VIP table. We want to reserve a VIP table, please.
Yeah, we want to...
No, we don't want to take reservations.
We want a VIP table.
No, no, it's a VIP table, please. Yeah.
We don't take reservations.
How much do you charge per song for the girls to come to the table?
Per song?
Yeah, you know how they dance with their asses out and their...
No, we don't.
The breasts?
No, we don't do that.
Can I stare at the girls' breasts? Can I stare?
That's all she wrote there they're missing on a good revenue stream yeah a
friend of me and my wife was telling us that he recently took his son his
eight-year-old son to Twin Peaks and it was long it was a lingerie night and it
was like he said it was like way up they weren't expecting that was way off the
I've been there once and the wings weren't any good really and the girl kept sitting at the table and trying to eat wings you know and wings aren't a graceful thing to eat.
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Like a ski resort kind of style, you know
That kind of feel alpine II kind of yeah
Strip clubs are waste of time and money. Let me pay for the honor being cocked
Let me pay for the honor being cock teased. I'm gonna go to a strip
I'm calling Denny's to push Nick, can I help you?
Uh, let's make an order, please?
But guys, we do not have an order to make an order, please.
Why not? This is 24 hours.
We're trying to take a shit over here, would you mind please keep it down over there?
Yeah, I don't understand, I'm on the toilet taking a shit.
What do you say you mean that- what do you mean I can't make an order?
The restaurant policy, we can't make a call after 10pm.
But I'm inside the rest- the restaurant right now, I'm in the bathroom.
Call in right here.
I'm just being honest with you. I'm being honest with you sir. Both of us are drunk right now. We're both sitting down on the same toilet taking a shit together. What time is it right now and when can we make an order?
It's 10-01.
It's by one minute and you're giving me a hard time? You is a lazy bastard.
I'm being a piece of shit right now.
I apologize sir.
Give me some pancakes motherfucker. Bring him here to the handicap stall.
We need carbs immediately. We're drunk as hell right now. I need something to handle this man.
We just soak up this alcohol, you know, oh
Yeah, two orders of pancakes, yeah
All right. Can you put chocolate syrup? I don't think he's gonna make an order
Two orders of pancakes coming up right now to the bathroom
So we are like maximum five dollars coming
Shut up and don't talk so loud. I'm sorry. Shut up and don't talk so loud. This is the Hilton
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yeah but before I'll push all the shit out you know before I go in and I'll
wipe really wonder well I'll wipe really get back there so no one will get
sick
yeah this is my doctor he's he says it should be okay
Dom the bomb
Don the bomb
My communication is too weak my connection you fuck you Skype. Don't tell me I'm weak you're fucking weak Skype. Hello
Yeah, I hear you good. You hear me good. Yes. Oh good. That's down the bomb and it's here dumb
What is your your picture on Skype? What is so there's this like?
Thing on Facebook. It's called every spongebob frame ever
Okay, and um it it's it does like every single frame
Spongebob
I think it kind of sounded like that on the mixer too but your audio it sounds like what
What is it called like when the when you put the bar lower and then your thing goes above it like it's too loud
It's clipping those like clipping but not not like clipping clipping like it sounds like like
like
like is it all the audio or just when I talk all the audio like the little
It sounds like like damn distorted crap. All right. Let me bring the audio level down a little bit here
Maybe that'll help. Yeah, it sounds better. All right. There we go. We'll go with that hand Express
PANDA EXPRESS
The Google says that this Vietnamese Chinese Vietnamese restaurant is open, you know full full some faux faux
Hey fool you want food?
So far 79 78 76 full combo. I
Had some full yesterday. Oh, so good
Hello
Hi, I was running with the full. Can I get it?
Duaqbao
Let me make that a little bit
Fucking shit
Oh my god
Fucking shit
It's Duaqbao
Duaqbao
Hello?
Yeah, I want Duaqbao
You want pho?
I want Duaqbao
Yeah, we only have beef pho right now
Beef pho
All three
Pho, pho, pho
Yeah
Do you have papay people?
Yeah, I want to have beef pho
Papay people
Papay people
Do you have bobo?
Oh, no, we don't have bobo
Oh, bobo
No?
Alright
You know what I mean by knock bow, you know, will you add the the extra fat, right?
Do you would you do have knock bow?
You know what that is where you add the extra fat to it the skim from the top
I don't know what you're talking about knock bow. Well, look my friend. My friend here does not speak Vietnamese
Don't let me speak to you, please sir. No, fuck. Bye
All right, then were you just talking nonsense I got a beer with you guys
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Leavitt's amazing, it's great.
Like the duck fat I think it is, or whatever it is.
Yeah, it's really good.
Yeah, dude, that's the best shit ever, dude.
I've had allergies and I got a big bowl of pho last night, you know.
It was really good.
I got out of my therapist appointment right next door to the Vietnamese place.
Ate a bunch of pho, hell yeah.
China in, everybody.
No, they're closed.
We're leaving San Antonio.
This city sucks, man.
Stuff's open.
Yeah.
Oh Vegas, Vegas is good too. I mean Vegas is like 24 hours.
My coworkers one time when I used to work in Sacramento, they were like,
Hey dude, let's go to this fall, let's go to fall. And I was like, what's that?
And they're like, it's a bowl. And I was like, all right.
And it has like tofu and shit in it. It has a bunch of shit in it.
Oh really? Tofu fall? I don't know.
Yeah, you got to get it with the tripe and all that stuff, man.
The tripas. So good. They're nice and chewy.
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I've been to them, too. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. Yeah. All right. Yeah, cool. Cool. There we go
There's your burger review in and out coming up coming at you Dom. You take it away. You do a call calling you
Okay
Super colleague in and out burgers customer service. This call may be monitored or recorded for training purposes
Please hold for the next available representative. Yeah, you really like that. Dr. Legos shitting
Thank you for calling Indian Isle Burger, this is Robert
Hey bro
How you doing?
Yes, hello
Hey, so I was there, I was there earlier and um
I ordered a double double
Aminal style
Okay
And then you fools put
Not only did you put crushed pepperoncinis in it
But you gave me the buns with lettuce
Okay, I'm just talking about that
Which location did you visit?
What the fuck was that bro?
Like why did you
What the hell was that?
Like what's the purpose of that?
Is this a joke?
This is Englewood, always up to no good we're calling
I'll call back
They hung up?
Yeah
I'll call back. This is in Inglewood. If that question comes up again this time.
Alright. Inglewood. Always up to the good. Even Hollywood.
Thank you for calling In-N-Out Burger's customer service. This call may be monitored
or recorded for training purposes. Please hold the next available
representative. Thank you for calling In-N-Out Burger. This is Jessica.
Hey Jessica. I ordered my food and then
I got home and there's a problem with it. Oh no. Do you have time
Get it fixed today or not today? I mean it can be fixed today, but you want to know the problem
Um, yeah
I just wanted to know if you do want to go back today like if I'm arranging for you to go back or if I'm
Sending you on a guest card whatever is easier for you
No, because you know what the problem is, hello, yeah
Got him she did not like that. All right polo campero pollo campero
Country Chicken
The Inglewood Costco
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For warehouse hours, directions, and holidays observed, press 2
You're ruining my life
Wait while I transfer your call
You're missing out, man
They're doing some crazy stuff with the menu lately
They got a deluxe version of the double quarter pounder
Quarter pounder with cheese
Got a deluxe version with leafy lettuce and all that
Hi, hi
Um, do you guys have like a table you can bring in?
No, we don't
I have a I have a tank like a glass tank with a rattlesnake in it and there's like no room for
me to put it here and it's I can't leave it on the ground because the snake will get out you know
he's he's a venomous snake we don't have a table that we can bring in do you have can I move some
stuff here yeah you can make sure you put it back well I guess I mean I mean it'd be really bad if
If the aquarium, the habitat aquarium that he's in, it's glass.
If it falls down, it's going to be real bad, you know?
I'm saying, like, when you check out, just make sure you put everything back.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
That's the...
Oh.
I dropped it.
Dropped what?
The snake tank.
The rattlesnake is out now.
I'm 12.
12.
Hello?
Oh, she hung up.
She went running.
Sorry, caller.
I kept you on hold there too long.
You missed a snake.
Nicky
Little Habitat Glass Habitat Hotel
just there she is what's up
which what I'll pick up a moment all
head alright see if I can get it all be taking a break soon
so much break times almost halfway through these three-hour shows go by
fast call
the up the Sun Oh Superfarm brothers today huh
no strangers still out in about I'm
What's it going to be called? Superphone?
Thank you for calling the Seabreeze Inn.
Superphone.
Dial it now. Hold or dial 0 for the front desk operator. Thank you.
It'll just be Superphone Brothers, one player.
You know, fuck Luigi, anyway.
Fucking green bastard.
Luigi, his jumps are different.
He's got the flutter feet. Hello?
Is this front desk?
Hello, yes, hello front desk. Don't hang up fucker fucking
Have a gammer number I can put it in Skype a one number
Yeah, thank you for calling the sea breeze in
Hello, yes, sir. I is this the front desk. We're looking for sir and the hotel stupid
Huh, you stupid the hotel front desk the Royal Century Hotel. I shouldn't say stupid
Thank you for calling Super 8 by Wyndham, Inglewood, LAX, LA Airport.
Super 8
I have a problem in my room.
What room number?
12.
You're calling the wrong hotel then.
It's Super 8.
We don't have room 12.
I think it's 212 maybe.
We're not sure of a room number at the moment.
Yeah.
We have to look at the receipt.
I'm sorry.
There's a snake.
We have a rattlesnake inside the room and he got out.
The what?
We have a rattlesnake in the room.
We brought him in.
Can you make sure we have a room number you have?
We have the receipt.
We'll have to find the receipt but I'm not sure what room, the exact room we're in.
there's a snake inside the room he got out a rattlesnake is a dangerous snake
yeah we brought him in
but he's just a snake you won't do nothing
The
Yes
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the snake is it's a venomous snake and spoils and she know
I mom
man clearly not I I take the low time okay
expert small is it harmless I think about it in the long term
so plays and I'm too
The policy of the hotel is that no pets are allowed. No type of pets are allowed.
This isn't a real pet. It's not exactly a pet.
Yeah, yeah. It's not exactly a pet.
So then just call the police then.
It's a weapon.
So they could bring animal control.
They said they can't do anything.
It's an illegal snake.
The snake is not supposed to be...
This head of California bans a snake.
Ma'am, we have a concealed carry for the snake.
I'll just call animal control then.
They won't do anything. We call them already. They said that because the snake is illegal to have in the state of California
Stupid she sounds like a fake Estrella. We have all we have our papers. We have our papers
They can still carry a you know, I think one at a time, you know, the snake is a weapon
There's something weird about people like collect
Venomous snakes. It's I don't know man. I'm sure it's quite a few don't listen to the show
You guys are weird man. Just keep their snakes away from me. Don't show up to one of them
All I know is, I mean, if you have a snake or, like, a serpent or anything, just unsubscribe right now, dude.
Seriously, unsubscribe and never follow again.
It's cool, yeah.
You have a sexual fetish.
The reason you like snakes so much is because, you know, it's a penis thing, you know?
Yeah, I mean, basically.
They like uncircumcised snakes.
They like them uncircumcised.
They do sexual things with a snake.
Unspeakable things.
They make the snakes disappear, if you know what I mean.
Sexually.
Snake charmers.
Ask the lady if she's a snake charmer.
We just lost a snake. I mean, we technically don't know where the snake is, right?
I mean, it could still be somewhere around here. It could be in the air duct. It could be anywhere. We don't know.
It could be in the toilet. It could be in the toilet. It could be in, you know, the sewer. We don't know.
We just don't know.
How about this lady comes back soon?
Wasn't there a guy in Australia that got bit in the ass because he was taking a shit and the snake came out of the toilet?
Man, you know, growing up, I was living in Florida. I was always scared that was going to happen.
I always check the toilet first before I sat down because I was afraid a snake was going to come through the toilet.
Because I had read that it happened to someone.
I mean, he's had run in a snake, that's all it is.
I mean, he's defanged.
I mean, he can't do any damage, right?
Yeah.
You ever take a shit and it looks like a snake?
Oh, yeah.
Because it doesn't break off?
All the time.
Those are the best ones, man.
Those are the best.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I came home from work for my lunch break and I had one of them this week, as a matter of fact.
And, man, I felt great the whole rest of the day.
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I love you man but don't take shits
and put it on public Facebook for me to see
I don't want to see that
and they put the same picture on Instagram or whatever
and I'm like ah damn it
I'll let you guys go
hopefully we can see Matt on
September or something
September 7th
is the day of the meet up
I really will let you guys go
I hope to see you there
I'm going to bring party favors
it's going to be great
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Dom are you going to come to Chicago
or are you going to wait for us to come to Cali again
75% sure
getting lower before I was like 99%
but now it's like
I'm doing my best
I'm around 70 something percent
72.8% sure I'm going to go
pick the train machine out there
again like I did last year
it was fun dude
it was so much fun to meet all these guys
that I've talked to for so long
for years
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Okay, well, I appreciate it, and I'll give you a call back once I look at it on top of my insurance agent.
Obviously, it's a little late tonight.
Well, no, the insurance already fixed it.
The insurance is nothing.
I mean, your car should not have been there, basically, is the way it goes.
Why was your car there on the way?
Well, your car, you made me angry.
You did, personally.
I kicked your damn car.
I made you angry?
Yes.
How did that make you angry?
The way you parked.
Excuse me?
My car was parked in a parking spot.
Yeah, exactly.
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Yes, hi.
I was looking for some caskets that don't close.
I just want them to remain open.
I'm confused.
All of our caskets are hinge locks open.
No, I don't want them like that.
I want them to remain open.
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I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong number.
No, I'm suing you, though. I'm serving you with papers.
What is your Social Security number?
So, we don't have a Social Security number.
I doubt that. I doubt that seriously.
You're a member of Congress.
I think you need to get a different number.
Is this the Secretary?
You're not the... Pardon?
I command you in the name of the United States of America to put him on the phone right now.
No, I'm sorry.
Then you're guilty.
You're not... You've got the wrong number.
How do you plead guilty or not guilty? I don't know what you're talking about. Are you guilty or not guilty?
Guilty of what of being racist? I'm not racist. So you're not guilty. Nothing. Sorry
Well, my quarrel is with but yes, but you haven't got the right. No put him on the phone right now
It's between me and him. Look you've got the wrong number
This is Griffin and in the United Kingdom, is it not? There's more than one Griffin in the United Kingdom
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If you're confused with him on the phone that it's a mission of guilt that it's really him and that he really is a racist
My husband is not a racist
Ok so you're gonna put
Well
No what's the why you're hiding
You need to get the right number my dear
My husband is an old-age pensioner
I'm not putting him on the phone at the moment
Listen to me woman
If you have nothing to hide then why don't you just put it on the phone
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Well no, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
no no no, your husband's deaf you said, but I know sign language
I said he's not deaf, but he doesn't hear very well on the phone.
He's hearing impaired?
No, well of course he's hearing impaired
he's 75 years old.
okay so I'm gonna do sign language on the phone, listen!
Look, I'm not listening to you any longer.
I'm doing it right now, you're ignoring me.
Okay good, that was fun.
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So when you die
You open a tractor at the bottom
You check the GPS
And you go straight down to the hell
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I think we need to, uh, do some car crashes with, uh, fireworks.
We'll let the fireworks off of the car.
Yeah, we can call fireworks places, like, people who sell fireworks and tell them that we just bought some fireworks and make up some shitty excuse to come back, tell them we're missing something.
Yeah.
And then, whoa, whoa, whoa, and then fireworks.
Let me see if we can get Homer to come on camera. He's hiding on the couch.
If you're looking at YouTube now, you might be able to see him. Hey, Homer! Chicken, your favorite protein.
Homie!
Mmm, chicken.
See if I can entice them It's like in Jurassic Park when they leave
the goat out for the t-rex Come on you lazy fat fuck get over here use
that big nose of yours Yeah, show your dick
Red rocket, red rocket Not anymore
Yeah he got real aggressive at daycare one day we're like ah I guess it's time he was
biting at another dog's ear You took his dick?
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or call anyone at the end of the day
every time i called you could hear it on the fucking stream
you can go and go on all from a pair
but to me she was just another bitch
now she's back with a mother
that's a nice shirt that you got on there
have you ever tried going into a indian restaurant and ordering food with that on yet
i wanted to wear it out tonight
you know before the show we went to the dispensary
into the grocery store and my wife said absolutely not
she put her foot down
you're not leaving the house with that on
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Yeah, my ex-girlfriend got this for me.
He's Indian.
She said it's a really good meal.
A really good thing to order.
It's my favorite
Indian dish. You know?
Yeah, you just point and say
Sanjay told me to order this.
Yeah, this right here. This right here.
Now I'm going to go to an Indian restaurant with it on.
I'm going to go to Subway. The Subway here
is Indian guys. And I already told them
once that I knew some Indian words
and they said, what do you know?
Ben doublet
I'm going to wear
It's on the weekends late at night is when the hot the black ladies at the hot dog place curse at you
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You're just trying to protect her duty duty. All right, we're calling the anchor hot dog place
Chinese lady that wasn't even part of it. I got her to sign my book at the meet up
What you got a Chinese lady?
To another subscriber into the area code and phone I called them once not too long ago where I was like
Is this the fuck you place doesn't want to just want to do that again. I first saw this stream
I first saw this place on Dave Vettel's show where he was up all night or whatever it was back in the early 2000s.
You were listening to the stream Dom just now or earlier before?
What happened?
You did this call where you called like a Walmart or something.
Sorry, the mailbox is full and there is not enough space to leave a message.
Just send a message to another service.
Ask Walmart.
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No, mild expletive in Hindi not offensive among friends and very handy while driving on Indian roads
It's the Indian version is calling someone a dumbass. That's truth. Yeah. There you go
I don't like Pendejo like we would say Pendejo. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she called me when I called back
I was like, she's like, oh we can pay your student loans. I was like I went to gandu school
All right, we'll call you ever get those scammer calls and just fuck with them like when you're like whatever
I got a call once. I was off sick for work. It was perfect. I didn't record it. It was on my cell phone. I had no way of recording it. I wish I would have. The guy, I was, all I did was say, I said, my name is Ben. He's like, Ben who? And I go, bhenchod? And he goes, oh, you motherfucker. Like that. And he hung up on me. Another time I said, I don't talk to bhenchods. I told the guy, he got upset. He's like, oh, you motherfucker.
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Sorry, I keep unplugging the fucking second mixer and it fucks everything up.
I should call, we should call, you want to call Insurance Companies and say what?
Oh, and tell them something about like you crashed your car or you got in an accident and you need insurance so you can cover it.
Call Sam
I'm about to get into a car accident
I'm about to
I'm about to get into a car accident
I've been drinking
Is it the 609 number Dom?
Yes sir
It doesn't work
Say it's my wife's car
Say it's my wife's car
My wife was cheating on me
I'm gonna crash this motherfucker
I'm drinking
I got a super chat on the tubes man
fucking motherfucker here
oh yeah I gotta check out super chats
I saw a few pop up and I didn't mention them yet
give me a minute
real quick super chatters
thank you very much you make the world go around
quite a few of them today
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that sounds Japanese
donated a super chat thank you sir
no message left
Remember, I will read your message on air if you leave a super chat.
You can do that.
Just like Vital Sign, who donated a super chat on the YouTube and said,
We love you, Big Cross.
Oh, hey, thanks.
New Maru Anderson with two other super chats.
Wow, very gracious of you, sir.
Or ma'am.
Yeah, I'm who?
Xander Fett donated North Korean money?
Is that possible?
It says NOK50 through super chat.
Is that North Korea?
I think it's Norway
that's where he's at
I was going to say yeah I didn't think they'd allow that
Triple K Marine I'll sell you a bow
quicker than a cat can lick it's ass
yeah man
we had fun with that movie
what the fuck was it that I suggested
the corn dog man
if you guys missed movie night last weekend
the corn dog man
is a very good prank call related
movie very fun
Kat was hosting it and she
fell asleep
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Matt Hatter also with a donation. Nice. Thank you, Matt Hatter.
Neo Maru with another donation. Thanks, big boy. You could leave a message. You know, I will read it out.
Walter Heimlich said Dave Attell Insomniac. That was a show. Was awesome.
What was also great, TV Funhouse. SNL TV Funhouse? Saturday TV Funhouse.
Matt Hatter says Catastrophe is a bird. A bird. Alright. Go figure.
Was that with that one dog?
New Mara also with another super chat uh a dog a that little isn't there like a little dog and it had a cigar and it would talk shit uh oh you're you're thinking of uh oh that's triumph insult triumph the insult dog no that was a tall was an old bald ass community he was cool he came around here a couple times well he's thinking about um saturday tv fun house no um tv fun house was like ambiguously gay duo yeah the insult comic dog was that was a
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Yeah, yeah, hopefully they'll have a weird ketchup orgy in the bathroom again and then talk shit about it on your meat on the review
Afterwards, oh there was people after them that were like talking about like the place wasn't like in great shape
The floors are sticky from the previous people like like three or four people that stayed after yeah
Really after I didn't know was for that many
I know the guy right after said the maid the he was like the poor maid it wasn't her fault
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the ketchup do you know any do you know why that happened on what that was about
I don't know what happened but I know that there's like a little step that went down and
um there there was a shower down three little steps after the kitchen like if you walk in you
go to your left there's a there's a little bathroom with the shower and then if you go
straight and then you go around the kitchen there's three little stairs you could walk
down and then there's a shower that has like a thing that you if you're disabled you could
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You want to know a funny story about Wasted Memory?
Yea
So that Saturday morning there's this place in Oakland that serves tacos and it's just
really good so I was like alright Buster Casey, Justin, Wasted Memory, Strangelife we're all
gonna go get the tacos before we go to the meetup and the bay area is extremely notorious
for having the stupidest fucking drivers so as we were going it said oh cool 30 minute
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tell him he can't and then fucking Justin walks up to him after he's done shaking his dick
he walks up to him he goes you can't throw up here it's easy you go like this you hold your breath
then you shove your fingers in your mouth then he fucking shoves his like two his ring finger
and his middle finger into his throat and he
fucking starts throwing up
Oh my God
Yeah I would have liked to have met Justin I didn't know he was gonna be there
Justin's a cool dude I really like that guy
he seems like a fun time
We're gonna Carlito out there for 2020 there. How fun with that ass. Yeah 2020 here we go. Whoo. All right
Well, let's do some prank calls. That's what we're here for. That's what the people won't let's go to Hawaii
I got it on video. He's gone up
Is the funniest shit ever do look I have voicemail
Your audio is not good bro speaking of bad audio
who self who goddamn thing is that working god damn thing is not working
oh sorry post mod again uh yeah i forgot to mention i think next was down because of women
you know because they they women they mess everything up i poke smart no thanks no thanks
He's got a theory about women, something he doesn't even understand
Crispy shows us around
Generally kinda cool if I'm at New Billy
You take a picture with me in the bird parent
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It was like we've been fucked with Gary Brodsky for so long he actually missed us when we stopped calling
Hello its Exit Coral Elizabeth speaking Canopio
All you have to do is press the pay now and use your credit card out there or you can come inside
and it goes inside the car the gasoline goes inside the car okay and then the
car goes how many coconuts is it for a liter cross how many coconuts is it cost
to get a leader do you sell it by the leader of the gallon I said I'm cross
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I'm gonna fucking fill up I'm gonna top the tank off here because like all the other places around there were like $2.95 there was gonna be like a fucking 50 cent jump and I was like fuck this and like I got over to Walmart real quick and filled up I for like $2.24 because I had 10 cents a gallon off and uh there was a line because Walmart was the only place that still had low prices the cops were out there making sure nobody was getting fucking crazy
ah shit I used to go buy gas at Walmart right over in Orlando when it was close by
I remember there was a sign on the pump that said Murphy USA fastest pump in America
that the gas would come out the fastest it said fastest pump in town I was like alright
they have this super strong comes up real fast yeah we get I don't know we that 50 cents
jump was fucking ridiculous I've seen a quarter as much as a quarter but they jumped 50 cents
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I didn't get to see anyone taking a shit like I wanted to see that somebody just dropped trowel and just shit like I said
I've never been into the shit lately huh
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I did see a guy over by the bus stop
Just like laying on the sidewalk like legs
Halfway into the street
And I'm like is this dude dead or is he alright
I don't know what to do here
We saw a bum with his pants down like his ass out
And he was laying on his stomach
What fuckin' part of town were you in?
Oh, grandma, she, well, she's...
I was just trying to get some bhenchod
shot up that we were in
by waving and yelling I love you to everyone
that we passed.
Yeah, hi.
Can I shit here?
Can I make a shit?
Can I make a shit here?
Please don't ever call us with this kind of question
again. Well, if I have to shit,
then...
God, you actually shit?
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What was that?
Can I speak with this bitch?
Yeah
She has caller ID
I'm gonna have to change it
Let's see if she
Oh fuck
She got caller ID?
Oh shit
Yeah in the
Corn Dog Man movie
They were
They showed how
The police
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On how he was recording it too
You hit the
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What Place Is This ?
It's an Italian Restaurant In Kahloa, Hawaii
Let me change the caller id Just a minute please
Alright?
Oh!
Shit!
One moment please.
Don, did you guys see any, whatchamacallit?
Any syringes?
Any needles?
Oh yeah!
It's called...
All the San Francisco's?
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it was like 13 or 17 total i forget how many times you have to hit the other opponent to sink em
are you gonna get high with us this time man?
gotta get hot and why?
because it's a cool thing to do
Dom's not afraid to get high ain't you dom
see i'll do it
they just legalized that out in uh chicago
but i think it's gonna take a while to be uh in the law
recreational?
nah medical is
yeah illinois illinois just uh did recreational
oh shit
oakland legalized mushrooms
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And are you very, very busy?
Like, if I came in, could I get a table?
Um, we're not on the way to the...
Okay, but we're busy.
Can I sit on the toilet and take a shit?
Oh my god, now someone else is calling about taking a shit.
There must be an ad out about this is the best place to shit in town.
Audio's coming in and out.
Say what?
My audio's, like, cutting.
Sounds better now.
Okay.
I think you got it, buddy.
But yeah, I did syringes when we went to the top of the world.
Or the, um, Twins Pete.
Twin Pete.
Milkman syringes.
Oh, yeah, that's where he chills that and you think far out. Yeah
Did you guys go to the Turkish horse at all Dwight?
No, there's a lot of shit that we wanted to do that we didn't do so
Yep, playing a time to play around with ducks or whatever
That was the last day we're wasting time before our flight like we had we were just like we went to the mall
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Hiloquin exposed it. He's exposed it.
Hiloquin's calling in now. Maybe we can get you guys to be friends again.
I gotta go.
You're gonna go? You're not gonna stay for Hiloquin?
No, no. I'm here.
Back to the map.
I got complainer numbers, but they're old. They're stale. I don't think they're any good anymore. Let me check.
Fucking Goose, man. He was an ass. I'm going back to that place, so I'm gonna have a rematch with that Goose.
Bit my fucking shoe.
Fucking ice Goose.
The Goose bit my shoes twice before I turned the camera on.
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Yeah, they're assholes. They're assholes. Geese. Geese machines.
Well, we had two kids, too, that ran up on him, like, after it left me alone.
And, like, I thought for sure, like, I kept the camera going.
I thought this goose was going to fucking attack these kids that were fucking with him.
You should have had Matt chase him with his wheelchair.
Hey, Matt, you're here. Hey, Matt.
Hey, hey, can we work out you be friends with Dwight again?
Not. What's going on?
You unfriended him.
You unfriended him on the Facebooks.
He misses you
And also I mentioned
Can you please not take pictures of you shitting
And put it on Facebook
So I see that while I'm eating breakfast
On my phone
I tried to report the picture
But I couldn't figure it out
I was trying to report you to get a ticket down
I was going to get you a strike
You're going to put him in Facebook jail
Yeah
MeFew sent me a screenshot of me on YouTube where in the middle of a yawn and it's me in my bhenchod shirt and I'm yawning.
I'm like...
Oh, it looks like you're yelling bhenchod or something.
I look like a fucking Puerto Rican grimace.
I look horrible.
Oh my god, I'm so fat.
The grimace is that six arms.
Yeah, so he could steal more food.
He was a bad guy.
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And there was a race riot somewhere.
We were prank calling the race riot place.
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It was weird. For some reason, whenever I was in the hospital, there was a race riot every time.
I remember we called the Walgreens as it was first shown on fire.
They showed they were breaking into it, and it was ringing.
And then when we tried to call again, it wouldn't ring anymore.
It was dead.
It would have been funny if somebody that was looting it picked up the phone.
Why your name? Stealing shit? You need something?
We want more food.
I remember I was ordering, calling a Chinese restaurant around the corner from where the riots were happening.
I wanted to order a brick.
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Yeah, you're stuck in the elevator again. Matt's a big fan of those
This is favorite of everybody's
Hello, hi
Hello ma'am. I am I'm in the elevator. Are you stuck in the elevator? Yeah, you know what elevator you're in
I have a plan. I'm gonna go up on top of this of the roof of the elevator because I can push this panel
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ok and so what you're saying but how can you use your cell phone
in the elevator the phones don't work in the elevator I'm on Wi-Fi calling
yeah I know but the cell phones don't work in the elevator it does
Is there any way you could just press the emergency button in the elevator to call us?
No. Why not? Because I don't know how to work it.
You just press the button right there where it says emergency in the elevator
I'm in the Sheraton
I know but do you know what building you're in?
Are you on the ocean side or the garden side?
Well I came off the beach
It's facing Pol Pooh Road you know
Okay um
Hold on real quick
Asshole
Yes
What?
Who's got the button?
I can't find the sound
Stop it!
Why are you hitting buttons?
I'm on top of the elevator
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You're in the elevator shaft. Yeah, there's no no elevator in the ocean. You're in the elevator shaft
We don't we don't have an elevator shaft. All right, you're calling the sheriff's in Kauai resort
Yes, there's a shaft that the elevators in
Okay, we're gonna we're gonna send security to look at every elevator shaft, okay, all right asshole
Oh, you just called me an asshole. Yeah, hurry the fuck up. Okay, so we have your phone number
I have your phone number written down, and I will definitely call the police to let you know.
Save the number, write it down, and call me. We can have phone sex.
She is, she is old again.
Bitch. Written down. She's got it written down.
I've got the phone number written down. Why wouldn't you write down the phone number?
Oh my god.
I hate it when Bob Ross's son does a painting instead of Bob Ross. He's a fag.
What's going on, Big Lisa?
Because you're taking too long, and you hung up on me, and that's rude.
And I'm up here. I'm scared. The elevator's going up and down, and I'm riding it like a surfboard.
Damn it.
By the way, I got that sound clip from the miniseries on HBO, Chernobyl, which was great.
It was really well made really cool. I highly recommend it. He says are you stupid on there?
Yeah, he says it's like one of the scientists the guy
He's like, how does a reactor explode like that? Yeah, he's like, I don't know. Are you stupid? It was no
It's like super condescending. Yeah, he's like are you stupid? Yes stupid fucking guy. He calls a fucking nuclear meltdown
I keep seeing other videos saying like uh like it wasn't that bad see it wasn't that bad it was
great like saying like like that that it was like played up for the show it's like no oh that it
wasn't that bad no it was pretty fucking bad man yeah yeah I saw I saw stuff saying that it was
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yeah it was pretty fucking bad
yeah anyway it's time to end it
but that's why I like watching it on solrmovies.ru
stuff
hey Matt at the next airbnb for the chicago meetup are you gonna bring this
shit chair?
no I still got to buy a ramp
Well, I plan on going home
Like not stay there a lot. Just hang out do drugs man
But like it'd be awesome if I could be standing up like lately
I've been standing up as a kitchen sink. It's so weird
Like standing up is such a big deal. Are the infusions not helping with that? Well
Like I'm degrading no
I want to give a thanks to Neomaru who sent in three more superchats thanks man I appreciate it man you can leave a message or your superchat I'll give you a shout out or you can make it say so I say I'm a big gay I'm a big gay bear
I didn't think to YouTube this.
You are a big gay.
Walter Heimlich's message in his super chat says,
Matt, prepare for Chicago meetup.
I command you.
He commands you.
Oh, yeah.
So rise, Lazarus, is what he's saying.
I'm excited.
Really, truly, very excited to see that.
All right.
I think we're out of here then.
I want to thank everyone who tuned in today.
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During the day, probably at the day off at the work the next day so not late at night
Maybe Dwight you can join me we can do some of the fire work. You know I mean yeah get our firework on
Oh that tomorrow help yeah, we can yeah, so fireworks tomorrow for the far work. I got him ready yeah
All right, and Matt after four through july man. You take care, buddy
Do your physical therapy. Do the right thing, all right?
Do the things.
I hope to. I hope to.
All right, and friend Dwight on Facebook.
Yeah, yeah.
I just, I will, every now and again, I just go through there.
Nunu says to ask Mr. Pellock, who is you, when is your next show?
Zach's was busy this Wednesday.
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Well, uh, oh, I hung up on him. I didn't mean to do that so abruptly, but it's like you gotta cut it off
All right, guys rod here. It was an average show. I give the show today a c c minus m-i-n-e-s
It was all right. Nothing really stood out at me, but it was still enjoyable
An average show is a decent waste of time on a friday night, right?
Thanks to all the two new and thanks mixler for getting your shit straight finally so we could fucking broadcast normal fucking people
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