Tunnel Vision
4 Jul 2019 · 2 h 5 min · 11,007 words · source
Calls (15, 1 h 5 min of 2 h 5 min)
- Hotel five estate pineapple property live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Fireworks store asked about microwaving live 33 s clip ↓
- Doctor's office about medical concerns live 1.6 min clip ↓
- E-Money Law Firm about bizarre personal plans live 2.3 min clip ↓
- Domino's Pizza manager insulted and banned live 14.6 min clip ↓
- Listener call about Pokemon cards and son's behavior live 3.3 min clip ↓
- Bathroom fire alarm request live 48 s clip ↓
- Bathroom fireworks alarm request live 33 s clip ↓
- Hotel guest complains about fireworks live 5.1 min clip ↓
- Hotel guest asks about fire alarm live 33 s clip ↓
- United States Phone Administration hoax live 9.3 min clip ↓
- Prank call about webcam porn accusation live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Hotel guest asks about microwave live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Hotel guest tries to dry wet fireworks in microwave live 2.1 min clip ↓
- Hotel guest lighting fireworks in bathroom live 20.1 min clip ↓
Transcript
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening.
As in attendance, and fans watching around live.
Everybody, happy 4th of July.
The comedy club is closed tonight, so I couldn't do stand-up.
Here I am, doing prank calls.
I'd rather be at the comedy club tonight, but it's tough for new people.
You know what I'm saying?
The music's too loud? Probably.
What I was saying is the comedy club is closed today for the holiday. So you're I'm stuck with you guys
But I have hope you're having a happy foal. I am calling hotel five estate pineapple property. This is brand. How can I help you?
Yeah, I'm talking to you ding dong I can barely hear you oh not this shit again I could fix it
still pretty far away
oh fuck it
ok
do you hear me now
kind of
you hear me better
sure
alright listen how do you open the windows in this room
um what room are you in
uh it's like 222 I believe
um you should be able to just open them I don't know
well they're not and we've got fireworks and there's a lot of smoke in here I'm afraid
So I have to restart the... I found that turning off and turning on the mixer usually helps.
We'll see. We'll see. Anyway, hey, the phone line is open. The mouth line, 405-396-6884. You're listening to Madhouse Radio. I'm Carlito, your host.
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Where's Dwight's fucking ass?
Dwight McClanahan, where are you, motherfucker?
Time to get some Dwight on.
We got an obituary call from Obituary Man.
Let's hear that.
I got a Craigslist ad out there too for free Pokemon cards.
Dwight's fucking ass.
You guys like my hat spent a dollar 67 on this hat. It's made out of paper
It's a cardboard fucking thing homer was looking at it looking his chops like I want to tear into that motherfucker
You know and I'm wearing ear buds because I can't wear my headset with this hat
That's not gonna work out for long so pretty much eventually gonna take this hat off and put no
Do you know the usual ear cans because I can't be doing this sounds weird Dwight. Where are you Dwight?
I got his audio down. I'm sorry, bro. What's up, bro? Hey, buddy. What's going on, bro?
Bro, bro, bro. What's up?
Jesus
Not a whole lot. Some assholes are shooting the fireworks outside. So I hear that behind me. All right. Did you watch?
Did you watch Trump's thing today?
Yeah
I think it was a pretty good speech. I don't like the guy, you know
Yeah, the history was pretty good. Everyone fucking nuts when that stealth bomber went overhead dude, like they erupted
Did you know how cool would be that? I've never seen a self bomber in flight, but that's gotta look cool as fuck man
Oh, dude, it hit those two jets side by side, and it fucking eclipsed them, because it's like three or four of those fuckers put together.
Dude, that stealth bomber is fucking awesome looking as hell.
I wanted to shoot that fucking tank off that was right there in the front.
Ah, yeah.
You know, it was like powder project. It just, you know, makes a powder boom, like something like that flies in the air. That would have been cool.
Yeah.
But, yeah, no, I watched a good portion. By the end, though, everybody was tired of clapping. They're like, boy, this is going on for a while.
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Patriotic or I'm going to take you to New York and abort you.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
Dwight McCracken.
Wow.
All right.
All right.
So hey, look, I got a Pokemon.
You sent me fireworks.
I sent you like around probably 40 to 50 firework shops.
Probably kind of time sensitive.
Most of them are only staying open until about 1130.
Oh shit.
We got to get to them.
All right.
I see.
All right.
I got the first round, I think.
Yeah, the ones towards the bottom are gonna be more out West so you'll want to start at the top of that list
Right, right, right. Oh, right. All right. All right
Hello. Hi, honey
Just curious. How long do we microwave the fireworks for? Okay?
Okay
Hi, hey, how can I help you? It was all that about I'm sorry. What was all that about?
How long do we microwave the fireworks for yeah so how long do we microwave
the fireworks for you don't microwave fireworks yeah well I mean we're a
flameless house here we don't have any you know how long if I want if we wanted
to microwave them for that is pretty good though we don't believe in lighters
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I don't know if you remember, I was, you know, we were, yeah, I don't know if you remember when that happened.
I remember you told me your dad went to get a massage, or see the chiropractor because his back was hurting.
Yeah, yeah, he, uh, he was like, you should go to the hospital, I don't know about that.
Yeah, well, he, I had taken him to the doctor, he had a doctor's appointment, and fucking bitch, like, we were telling her about it, and she's like, oh, you, you just strained something, you need to go home and relax.
Whatever.
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Yeah, I tell my doctor she saved my life because well like I had a doctor's appointment like that just like that and I told her
Hey, look, I'm we got like this chest thing going on. She's like, you know what you got pain
Yeah, like, you know what?
I was gonna have you get an ultrasound just in case cases your gallbladder or something and I'm as I'm getting this
This ultrasound the the woman doing the ultrasound on me was sort of freaking out like I could tell something was wrong
She was like, yeah, we're gonna call your doctor like why it's like well, I can't make a diagnosis
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but you know I've got other issues that I you know and this is just take care of diabetes to be completely gone you know lose weight obviously is gonna be a good thing and you know that's not that with the heart like what I just explained I'm always scared about that coming back and shit gonna get the diabetes yeah yeah it cures diabetes like and they say like in about two weeks if you get the bypass surgery it goes away yeah don't you go through like
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You know, it's not like I'm going to hook up with a chick and be like, oh my god, you know, it's my wife.
Suffocate your wife with the extra.
I'm going to put my belly flap all over on her face.
Like you knock a nut sack, you know?
Like a giant nut sack I'm going to put over her face.
And I'm going to spread it paper thin and I'm going to put it over your face.
I'm going to give her bat wings.
Oh, man.
It's going to be great, man.
It's going to be skinny.
Welcome to the E-Money Law Firm.
We are sorry that we cannot answer your call.
You're not fireworks?
Call China
They got a local number and they transferred you to China. Yeah, they uh, the Chinese didn't vent them, right?
Yeah, they invent everything man fireworks Chinese fire drills, you know, those are good ones shit steal everything
At least we made fortune cookies fucking
General Tso Chicken
General Tso Chicken
I'm driving around right now. I'm seem to have problem with the fireworks
I don't know what to tell you.
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Battle Hi Honey
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good, we're driving around.
They're trying to light fireworks but the fuses are wet.
They're not lighting.
I'm still not understanding why you're driving around trying to light fireworks.
We're throwing them at homeless people.
Yeah, I don't recommend that.
Well, I know you don't recommend it but we can do what we want with them.
There's no law against that.
I think that was the same lady
Yeah, my bad
I still don't get why you're throwing firecrackers at homeless people
Wake them up, man, they need to get a job
It's time for them to clear the streets
Come on
Hi, you've reached OC Fireworks
We will be here from 9am to 10pm
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Fireworks and throw them out the window, but the fuses don't light. Hello. Hello. Oh
Man, don't tell me it's shit again. No, I think he's just retarded. Hey stupid, sir
One of these days we're gonna watch a boss n-word too. They call them balls
Can't wait for that. I've never seen that either. I know the trailer is just fucking hilarious the theme song
It's like he got abused by the fucking white people of town and that he turned around and became the sheriff
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Green D just fucked his hand up with fireworks.
Asshole.
That is correct.
I'm gonna have to pee soon, sir.
It's okay, I gotta drop some water out of my ass.
Oh, really?
Harry, fireworks.
Yeah, listen, we're lighting these fireworks. Something's wrong with them.
Excuse me?
We're trying to light fireworks, but we want to return them. We don't like them.
What are they?
I don't know. They're like some crackers. They're supposed to fly in the air, but they just make a weird noise
Hey, I got Dwight light that one. Hey, hang on me get the torch
They look like an ass it look like an ass yeah
Yeah, this is what they sound like this is not what we wanted we want a big boom not farts
I am Big Boom, but that's not one of them.
What was it, the half you bought?
Yeah, can we just put some gasoline on these and light it?
Will it be cooler?
Corey, if they put gasoline on them, will it be cooler?
Fuck yeah.
That's what he said, fuck yeah.
All right, all right, we'll do that.
All right, so we got your permission.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
He's like, oh, you better get us a better service.
That would be pretty good to piss them off,
is to call and tell them that we've already shot them off
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Oh It's Gonna Mess Up The Music Now We're Gonna Lose Our Place In The Playlist Shit
Oh Well 4903 Be Right Back Buddies Thank You
For Uh For Curio And I Really Did Appreciate You Giving Me The Stink Eye
Gave Me The Stink Eye
I Like It
I'm Working Fucking Hard
And You're Giving Me The Stink Eye
Slashing Her Like The Dagos Would Say The Evil Eye
But I Call It The Stink Eye
Hey Lady Why Are You Giving My Coworker The Stink Eye
I'm sorry to interrupt. This is cross. I'm the district manager and my
Coordinate Matthew here
He says that you came in and you were giving him dirty looks and you made rude comments when you came to pick up your order
It's distinct I sir the stick guy. I got you man. Well, what did what happened exactly?
Why did you do retreat and really he's he's a person too. He's a person too
It's not my fault that I have this syndrome. It's not my fault. It's the way that God made me.
I think we're going to have to put this number on the notes here.
Yeah, exactly. The associates at the Domino's store you went to, we don't want your business anymore.
Because if you're going to come into my store and be rude to my associates and tell them dirty things,
and look at them rude and be nasty to them and not tip them when you come to get your carryout,
You're just the tip of these five dollars when you come to pick up a carry-out order. So if you're white trash, huh?
If you're white trash and you're not gonna tip the
People at the counter will pick up your stupid pizza that we don't want your fucking business. Okay, so don't come back
I'm the manager that was and I run things around here graduation
Well, I'm a big person in town and you do consider yourself without pizza forever and ever
I'm putting you in the computer when you come in when you come in when you make an order is gonna come up on
The screen is gonna say why trash from now on whenever you make an order and we're not gonna
Tell her welcome welcome to pizza now
Call Pete F*** for that one, can anybody get you the number, stupid b***h?
That's who you get pizza from, Pizza Hut.
You have nothing better to do with your life than call people that just spent money at your establishment to think that you have no pizza.
We don't need your money because we're too good for it.
Because if you're white trash, we don't need it.
How am I white trash?
Because you come in and you look bad.
You look bad at my associates and you treat them like shit and you threw the money at them.
Spoofy
Spoofy
You threw the money at the register.
Stink guy.
Stink guy said.
Come in and look at the tape.
We have a video of everything.
I look at the video and I am disgusted.
Why trash.
It's a highly offensive word that I don't appreciate you using.
Well whatever it is.
Maybe you are both of them.
But you are not appreciated.
And not accepted here in Domino's Pizza.
We are a high class Italian pizza restaurant.
From now on you go to Pizza Hut.
You go to Papa John's.
You go to Little Caesars.
Tindalee
She prefers to be called Native American Sir
Tindalee
You are colored
Don't bother coming in here again
I'm colored?
We're going to know who you are from now on
colored girl
We don't want your people
You don't want your kind here
What do you mean my kind?
From now on you bring your
We don't want your kind
We don't want your kind
We don't want your kind
Stick Guys
I'm putting the computer
What?
It's going to come up really big
Whenever you come and order a pizza
it's going to say
The
The
She got two sides of ranch to do some dirty stuff in it the computer the computer. It's gonna be like
As good as you I wish you puts hot sauce, I
Granch dressing
So that's it BAM from dominoes high-class high-class Italian restaurant
My name is Cross. I'm the district manager for all the stores around here.
Don't you bother calling anywhere in the state ever again because it's going to come to the computer automatically.
And you think that's appropriate?
Yeah, we can put whatever we want on the computer because it's a private company and it's a free country.
Are you of color?
No, I'm not actually.
So you feel that using that word is appropriate for you?
It's a it's a purple should be born white and everyone that we hire
Ma'am, it's ma'am. It's not him using it. It's in the computer. It's a it's a thing
You have you counted how many times he said it man? It doesn't solve an order
Seven seven 17 times stick guy 17. He said 17 times the guy. Yeah, he should look at your receipt
That's what it should come up as
So it's not him saying it's the computer
We Don't Hire Anybody But Pure White Good Christian People Here In This Company Anywhere In The District
No White N****s At All And That's The 18th Time I Say
And Everybody In The Kitchen In The Cooking They're All Women
And That's Relevant Because
Because Women Belong In The Kitchen
Exactly This Woman Here In The Phone Will Tell You She Belongs In The Kitchen
Where Are You At Right Now
Where Am I Right Now
No We're Talking To Our Employee You Retard
We Don't Talk To Women
I don't like when you say retard to people. She's the one that gave me the stink eye.
She needs a man to put her in her place.
I'm still a person.
You know, Matt over here will give you a good dicken and show you, put you in your place.
And then we'll put you back on the order list so you can make orders again.
If you let Matt give you a good dicken.
So what's it gonna be? Answer.
She needs a man like the boss here to put her in her place.
I have a man and I don't need to be in my place what's your man got to do
with me I'm not trying to hear that see boss you should go over there with the
pizza ma'am you sound like you're high are you smoking tonight no it's cool
we're just dry over here so yeah if we're dry so if you got some those no
cows
Come over there and breathe in pot words, it tastes really good on the pizza
Drink beer is good for you
Man you still haven't apologized for giving laugh track man the stink
Oh
I tried to serve like serve everyone well and who gave me stink eye you know what if you're not going to apologize and you enjoy that pizza because it's going to be your last ma'am can we get your mom's number so she can you know she can apologize for having you what your mom's number so she can apologize for having you yeah who's the your mom or your dad neither we can put it on your computer so you know don't be ashamed just tell us yeah tell it's cool you won't tell anybody
I don't even know what the week is I honestly don't even know your dad's number
He took off
The stink eye
Well if she doesn't know her dad's number it must be the stink eye
The stink eye is like those bad, that's what those bad people do
Obviously her dad's not in her life
So that's the black guy
Cause you all know the black guys don't stick around
Both of my karens are affluent members of the black guys
That's it, see boss? That's what I told you.
What's up what happened what happened they used to call all the time if you want to call into the show you may 405-396-6884 please do call motherfucker you try it out you want to call in you want to try it out man but you gotta fuck me you gotta fuck me if you call in hello hi you call me about pokemon cards yeah do you still have them yeah I do okay um that would be great if I could get them um my nephew his moving truck was stolen he lost all his cards in the
I got the fork yeah look yeah my kid I caught him doing a very bad thing and
he's getting everything taken away was your car on yeah he did a bad thing you
know I caught him he was watching the Trump speech today and he was he was
masturbating while he was watching the president talking oh this disgusting he
was like looking at he was standing there with the pants at his ankles in
Hitman
Yeah
That's disgusting right?
Yeah
And I asked him why he was doing that and he said kiss in oh yeah USA like that
Oh wow
Yeah
When you want to pick this shit up?
Whenever it's convenient for you
You want a me at the Walmarts?
Yeah that would be great
Which one are you close to?
The one in
I am back
The one in
I'm sorry
The one in
I'm sorry I'm acting like that.
It's having, you know, jerking and stuff
because my son masturbated
and it really upset me.
Oh, man.
Man!
You back?
Yeah, sorry, I didn't know you were in the middle of a call, sir.
It's okay, I was doing the same thing.
So it worked out fine.
It just sounded like me doing it also,
but in a more feminine voice.
She gave me the stink eye.
You gave me the stink eye.
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The line is open
Dwight really wants someone to call in for some reason
No I'm just saying
It's not like Brad's show
When you call in the motherfucker never picks up
Oh I try to
A lot of people complain
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I wish each and every American citizen a very happy Independence Day from all your British friends across the pond in the United Kingdom back in 1776 you Americans bravely declared your independence from us and 200 plus years later we're so very happy to see things going for you you industrious Americans have flourished and achieved the world's largest prison population the world's most expensive healthcare system and the national debt of almost 13 trillion dollars yeah USA still better than you
Unemployment rate and a 20% child poverty rate.
20% of your eighth graders can't read at grade level.
1.2 million students drop out of high school every year.
And 24% of Americans don't even know what the 4th of July celebrates
or from whom you gained your independence in the first place.
So, America, happy Independence Day.
We're just tickled to death to see the whole independence thing working out so very well for you.
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Was that even a comedy call like that was supposed to be funny it was just rude and nasty
We saved your asses in World War two British. Yeah, I guess what we do in the future. Yes. Yeah, right
I guess it's a British thing to like, you know, I'm gonna call you out on
Their sore losers, basically. Yeah, basically. Yeah, you know, we only won that war cuz of the French anyway
Believe it or not they've got a takedown in thebya.com
I understand that.
I understand that.
I should investigate it.
I'm going to take it to the police station.
And I'll keep a copy of the money yes sir.
Alright well I'm going to take that.
Alright we're going back already.
That was a nice bring in.
A nice welcome.
What did I do?
I didn't know that I was going to need to take the tickets back.
And so I'm going to take that and sell it to a sponsor.
I'm going to throw that back.
Press Zero
Motherfucker
To repeat this menu, press star
There's a fucking caller
Hey caller, you're on the air boy
Sorry, I didn't get that
For pharmacy
Hey caller, you're on the air boy
What can I do you for?
On the YouTube machine, we've got a funky key bag
I just fixed it, thank you
Thank god, thank god you're here
Hi Arnold Carlito
Hey
You look great man, happy 4th of July
Alright, fart out to you
Thanks for the heads up on the audio problem
I'm a stupid
u man
its my fault
thanks for hanging up on me
and watch out for those defective ass fireworks
oh yeah that sounds like
ha its it, looks like an ass
hes like, oh you mean the big ass one
time for fireworks in the Walmart
uhhhh fire
does that sound believable
thank you for calling Walmart, Im Rainbow and Cheyenne
how can i help you
hi, im in the bathroom
mhm
and uhh
can you disable the fire alarm?
really
straight up whore
no i had to go get my side weapon out
we appreciate your business
because tomorrow we're going to look for a look at a car for my kid we might have some uh
large amounts of money on us so i want my gun just in case
whatever for pickup press three for delhi because we gotta go past that shit hole detroit associate
press zero to repeat it whatever oh if you get jacked at gas stations you just go out and get
five dollars in your tank you get jacked are you gonna shoot the tires on the new car yeah
tell him we're gonna have to negotiate on the price he's got flats we gotta get new tires
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I'm not gonna lie, it was like an homage to the Wonderland murders.
And there's actually a movie with... I forget who plays... not Dirk Diggler, the real life, John Holmes.
There's a Wonderland movie. It's a good movie! I recommend it.
Oh, he played that same character in there?
Who was the Batman after that no one ever talks about?
Christian Bale?
No
After or electronics after Keaton for pick he did he was Batman once and he was really good at me
He was in the st. The Saint
Zero to repeat this venue press star. He was in the movie the saint he plays
John Holmes
Balcomer yes
Mr.. Clay had it nice. Mr.. Clay you get a gold star. I don't have a gold star thing anymore
I've got all these alerts that were trying to tell me you had double R'd a whole year ago and I wasn't paying attention.
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We're going to have so much fun.
Yeah, we are.
Well, I was sitting on the toilet during the break.
I was looking on my phone, cruising through Facebook.
And, of course, an ad pops up from Airbnb.
And it says, here are some Airbnbs in Chicago we think you might like.
And the very first one is the fucking one we have booked.
Oh, well, there you go.
I was like, oh, no shit.
That's the one I like.
That's why we booked it.
Hey, by the way, what's the venue that we're going to have?
Now I'm getting questions that I've confirmed for everyone.
September 7th, Chicago, Illinois
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Don't play dude. I know you.
I don't play around. I don't play with people.
So what we don't want to give out the place now. We got to give it out at some point.
We can't just have people flying to Chicago and be like oh.
Hey honey.
Hello. Hi.
Hi honey. Hi. You hear me?
I hear you fine. Okay.
I'm in the bathroom in the back where
Layway is or used to be or whatever.
Yeah. Yeah.
Can you disable the fire alarm?
I brought them in. I paid for them in the tent outside. I brought them in. I want to light some and I want to turn off the fire alarm. I don't want the fire, the sprinklers to go off.
You're not going to do fireworks in the bathroom, are you?
I am now.
Don't do it.
I already did.
I guarantee you.
I already did, motherfucker.
If you do, they're going to arrest you.
Well, they're not.
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I'm broke
So...
Yeah it's not
If they just follow the information on the event page right now other then I think the
hours have been changed from like 2 to 7
I'm probably not gonna stay in the Airbnb but I'm gonna hang because I'm trying to fit
in some other stuff around the same time with Andy, family stuff, so you know I'll probably
be staying in a hotel, I don't know
I think the old lady, I think Miss Carlito is coming
For electronics, that's great. You guys get to meet her. Oh, yeah to let her meet all the degenerates all the fucking dorks
All you phone nerds. She's excited me Brad. She's a big fan of the snow plowshares. She listens all the time
Yeah, cactus. Yeah, we could DM the people or whatever for the group
But there's also a bunch of people that are interested and haven't confirmed yet. So like they would just be lost as fuck
Yeah, we'll get it out there. Just not so far ahead because like we said somebody I'll call in and say something crazy goofy
Like yeah, you know, like I said, I'm gonna do we want to do anal sex there or like we're gonna warn you about this
Hi, I'm in the bathroom right now in the back of the store. Her layaway is
And can you disable the fireworks the the fire alarm?
Yeah, it's starting to get kind of smoky because I'm lighting fireworks in here. Yeah
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Good times, man. Good times. Good fucking times.
I used to do that type of shit with my CB radio that I had.
Yeah.
Oh, my dad had a CB radio when I was a kid.
I got so scared because I just got on.
I got on the radio and I was talking shit.
And my dad was like, you know, the Catrisa.
And I got scared and I changed the channel and everything.
Then I went back to it and I heard it.
It was like a black guy.
I went back to it.
He sounded close.
Whoever it was.
Yeah.
He sounded cool.
Oh, good times, man.
CB radio shit.
Let's go.
Womack Motherfuckers
You tried to call back should probably hang up and waste all this time, you know, you had a story in my life
If you want to call in join the show 405-396-684
I'm
Well I'm lighting fireworks and this getting kind of smoking here and which when are you in in the back of the store the men's
Room, I'm a man. I have a penis and two testicles. Oh
Oh, that's very exciting. Thank you.
Okay, well, I'm going to let you go.
I've got a woman in here with me.
Very exciting.
Alright!
Alright, I understand. The caller audio is low. I think I fixed that. Thank you for letting me know.
Motherfucker.
All right, enough with the Walmarts. It ain't going down. Let's call a hotel.
Speak that English.
Speak English.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were telling me something in Spanish. I can help you.
Cabrona. Listen, I'm trying to get through to the front desk.
I don't understand what the problem is with your computer.
I called her cabrona. What'd you call her, cabrona?
That's how I talk to Homer.
Oh, right.
Cabrona.
Pendeja.
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Yeah, hey, listen, how do you disable the fire alarm?
How do you disable the fire alarm? I'm sure where is the alarm sounding in my room? No, it's not sounding yet
I'm trying to avoid that from happening. We get we're getting our fireworks on you know, ma'am. You hear me?
Hello there how's it going well I mean it's I mean the fats in the fire we got
the fireworks going off already I'm just trying to make sure the
fire alarm doesn't start going off you know are you slow yeah she didn't like
that hey caller you're on the air I added you to the call rudely I'm sorry
yeah what's up what's going on man it's Jack
Jack Heliquin
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Man, my fucking knees got me sick. I'm so pissed off in my
Yeah, how do you open the windows here
What windows are in this in the room that I have because we're lighting fireworks and starting it's smoking here
We're having trouble breathing. So
What's the room number sir, it's like
2.27
Reel
Rahat
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1-12-30
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2-0-3
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1-12-50
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We're up high. Well, you don't have a floor number, so I cannot assist further. So if you have that information, I will appreciate
I think it's the 8th floor. Stupid.
Do you have the...
Uh oh. Now he's gone.
This is a yoga room. I'm here.
Down the culo. Que pasa?
Que paso? Que fue? Que fue?
Just here with some culo.
You sound sad. I do?
What are you making some... It sounds like a Mexican tea or something.
Mexican tea.
Alright, here we go. Oh man.
Wait, so you can hear me or... Yeah.
Yeah, oh, yeah, I hear you buddy. Oh, yeah, you know it. Hey, there's fireworks outside. There's fireworks
Day America, Las Vegas East Flamingo
Welcome to our hotel, please choose from one of the following four simple options for sales or group reservations press one shit
It's like break time already
We had our my vape pen we're hitting the vape pen walking around the mall the dead fucking mall
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Is There A Way To Disable The Fire Alarm In The Room?
No
Well We're Lighting Fireworks It's Starting To Get Smoky In Here
I'm Concerned That The Fire Alarm Is Gonna Go Off
Okay But
Why Would It Get In The Room?
Because We're Lighting The Fireworks In The Bathroom
Who's This?
My Name Is Kulo
I Shouldn't Have Said That Stupid
She Ain't Gonna Say Anything Nice About Me Being Kulo
My Name Is Asshole Yeah
Yeah I Gotta Take That Break
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All right, well, I'm do something. Well, I don't know where Dwight want. He went to go take a walk to cool down
I'm gonna take a break suck dick. Hey, you know you suck a first you suck a hard
motherfucker, oh my
Clothes were done in my shit for my bed was done. So I didn't make my bed real quick shit in the bed
I didn't do it. Sounds good
Let's do one more call here before we go
I just can't believe what time it is
Do you want to do a hotel or do you want to do something else?
I'll do a hotel
Let's do it motherfucker
Oh yeah
At the barbershop we were at
We were trying to find a place
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It was me, Matt, Strangelife, Justin and Wasted Memory
and then justin went outside to smoke and there was some dude tweaking out and you fucking started doing like karate kicks and punching
the air right Justin
And then wasted memory walked out there and just started fucking looking at him
It looks like he was going to punch Justin in the back of the head.
Alright, try another one, Dwiggett.
You say that you're chasing a little bastard who's shooting off fireworks in the hall like some guy's kid or something.
Hey Jack, you there? Can you hear me okay?
Yeah, I'm here. Hello. Yeah, I can.
I'm just very quiet because I'm used to listening to the show.
No, it's good. The audio is good. I'm just making sure.
MC
You're on the phone line so you can hear me okay?
The audio's standing up
It's not an audio problem
It's just stupid people we're calling
Alright, I'm taking a break
I'll be back in about five minutes
Probably more next Puerto Rican time
Jackalyn, disconnect us here
Peace out
Hello
Oh shit, it was Milkman
Hey, listen
Listen, uh, this is pick-up.
Oh, you want pick-up today? Hang on.
Well, yeah, I need a pick-up. I need a pick-up, uh, I need to get a pick-up for plywood.
We don't have plywood, sir. I told you that before.
No, but listen, if I could just, he's hung up right up on me.
Just want to confirm that this is a number that called, placed a call, uh, a violent call to, uh, a hotline earlier and, uh, we will be looking up the phone number and we will further investigate. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Oh no, violent call. She said she's confirming it's the number that left the violent call.
Hello? Yes, this is the cuckold. Hello? This is Valente. Is this the cuckold?
Listen. Listen to me. I spoke to the operator, and I said I had to speak to, and they connected me to you.
I'm calling from the United States Phone Administration.
Do you understand? Excuse me?
What do you want?
I need you to confirm your phone number.
Yeah, I know, but you need to confirm your phone number, sir.
I'm calling from the phone administration and you're using your phone has been traced as using an inordinate phone number. So confirm the phone number now under the royal order in the name of the Queen of England. Listen, you jerk.
How you doing? Hello? Yeah, I need to make an order, please. Okay, so what do you like? I like the chicken tandoori. Tandoori chicken, okay. I like only breast or chicken tikka. I like, yeah, chicken. Chicken spaces.
How many spaces come with that?
Uh...
Okay, hold on, I'm trying to think.
Oh, stupid.
How many spaces come with the chicken?
How many pieces?
Spaces.
What types of chicken?
Tandoori chicken. How many spaces are in it?
Uh, Tandoori chicken, it has two leg and two thigh chicken.
Four! Four!
Four! Four! Four! Four!
And then you make an order. You take it on the order or I have to go through the guy?
I'm going to take the order.
Alright, one chicken tandoori.
Okay.
one for one for one for one for yes yes go ahead
one chicken tandoori I got it one for hello and one banjo you know that how
many fathers do you have you have five fathers how many don't curse please
Please don't curse, okay? Can I still get that phone?
You want the other phone number?
Thank you for calling the NORAD Track Santa hotline. Radars indicate Santa has launched off from the North Pole.
Woo!
The NORAD Santa Tracker will be with you in a moment.
NORAD Track Santa, this is Sergeant Mesa. How may I help you?
Yeah, Sergeant Mesa, this is Looking Glass.
All right, sir. How can I help you?
This is good. Confidence is high.
Oh, yeah.
We have three inbound tracks from the Soviet Union. Impact points. What is your state of readiness, please?
Just call him again.
This is looking glass. What is your status please? I believe you're calling on the NORAD track Santa's night
Yeah, exactly. This is nor this is NORAD and I'm looking glass and I'm
Carrying out an order an executive order from the commander-in-chief. We have three impact points three incoming trash from the Soviet Union
Can I have a confidence level report, please? Now is this real world? Yeah, I need a confidence level report, please
Okay
We are at DEFCON 1
I just placed the fucking western seaboard on alert
Let's go
Guy to break in my truck
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Hello, can I help you?
Listen, I'm from the royal family
And the queen mother is coming down
I need your best sweet. Hello. Answer me at once. Address. Address me as sir. Saw Royal say that. This is Saw Royal Thomas Phineas and you will prepare a sweet at once at the royal order of the Queen Mother. What do you mean you haven't got one? Do you know who you're speaking with?
Yes, but our sweets are full.
Listen, this is the Queen we're talking about. There is no such thing as a full sweet.
This is the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother, I'm afraid, is dead.
What?
You told me the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother is dead.
The new Queen Mother, you batty bastard.
We haven't got a Queen Mother. Tell your facts to my first, please.
F.U.O., you poofed up.
The Queen Mother died in 2002, Reckwood.
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My girl's been doing porno shit on the webcam is it dude that started it out? No
I don't know anything about this then because I know you're if you're the guy that's running his website
So help me God made a lawsuit that I'm gonna put on you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, could you please listen to me?
Hey jackass, I'm calling the shots. All right. Okay. Can I please say something?
I didn't I don't know. I know nothing about a web cam site or anything. Okay, I did not go on there
Somebody could have put my number on there. I did not okay. I'm 15. I did not go on there
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I wanna blank you
Who like to blank in doggy style
How old are you?
I wanna blank you now
Can I blank you now?
Do that
Yes
This is really my
This is really me
This is really my phone number
And it gives your phone number out right here
Ok then I would
I'd never say something like that
Sir
I have something to tell you
Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
Lamey P.S.
Okay, well can I please-
Well, I didn't have anything to do with this.
I didn't say anything like that.
Um, but...
You know, I'm trying to find out who's doing this, but-
Porno dirty pictures on the computer machine?
No.
But I don't anymore.
I did, like, a long time ago with friends, but I don't do it anymore.
With friends?
So you got together and looked at porno pictures on the computer?
This was like years ago. Years ago.
Together you looked at-
Well, we were together,
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We'll always be behind you.
Do not let a woman ever, ever make you who you are.
Yo, yo, this Mace, you know what I'm saying?
You got niggas that don't like me for whatever reason.
You got niggas that don't want to see me, bitch.
You got niggas that's mad because I'm always with they, bitch.
Then you got niggas that just don't like it You know those THD niggas But you know I pop a lot of shit But I back it up though She is a different A lot of niggas pop shit And a lot of niggas don't make hits But it's like this old bad boy shit We come to bring it to y'all niggas Me, B.I., Puff, Lox, whoever, Black Rock If you wanna dance, we dance
Uh, I'm back.
Uh, that's not gonna work out.
The lights.
Hang on.
Echo, turn the office lights white.
Eh, too bright.
Echo, turn the office lights light blue.
Shut up.
Echo, make the office light blue.
Yeah, you do.
You whore.
Echo, make the studio lights...
Fuck you, you bitch.
Such a cunt.
Echo, turn the office lights light blue.
There we go.
Maybe that's better.
It's still dark.
Man, that Lux is a bitch, ain't she?
That's better.
I got all the lots of lights in the house all hooked up, so smart lights who can make
it mini car
So like you can shut the lights off on your wife like right now.
Yeah well, she's sleeping upstairs.
I think I could turn them on on her I can make
Turn the lights on in the room.
She's going to get pissed Echo turn on the bedroom light
It isn't responding because she hit the light switch on it fucking dumb broad.
Aww this guy is staying in one position for the election mites.
I don't know how to say it.
I don't get it.
She doesn't know how to say Alexa.
I'm a dumb girl.
Never mind.
Fucking women.
I know, man.
Fucking shit.
All right.
Who's here?
Dom, you're here with me and Matt.
Did Matt join?
I added him to the conference.
Shit.
We got about 40 minutes left.
Actually, technically, we got like 38 minutes left.
Motherfuckers, you.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
Let's do this thing.
My name is Mace.
Mace with a Dollars on it
cho cho
I'm about to buy the bar
That's my car
Dwight, who would you like to speak with?
A hotel or a gas station?
It don't matter
Just go ahead and sandbag me like you used to do KDK
Oh man we played a KDK prank
I played Dr. Lego prank calling KDK
Rest in peace KDK
KDK is all scared
There's a billion Shapiros in the world
I look at porn with my friends
Like I was like, we're gonna call the authorities
Thank you for calling the kids and then sweet. Yep. What's up? This is Michael. I can help you
Yes, sir
Why is there no microwave in my room? I'm sorry. Why is there no microwave in my room?
215 have a microwave in the room in 215. What's your last name? Is it microwave supposed to be in here? Yes
Wait a minute. Oh, this is the microwave. Okay. I was confused. I thought
Sofas
I'm so excited I didn't know this was a miniature TV
But can you tell me because I'm trying to heat up some fireworks because the wick the wick on them They got wet
So I'm trying to dry them how long should I put them in the microwave for?
No, don't put the my open up by working a microwave. Are you crazy? So we got wet
No, I don't think so
What's your room number sir?
I got it this time I should have youtubers report did I do it right it
It should be we should have no no fun. He was telling me machines. He said machine. I'm a gay watch
Hey, watch it man. Hatter. Don't use the M word around here like that. He was using all derogatory like he was well machine
with air quotes machine
To be fair. He calls catastrophe machine to pussy machine. She calls people. Hey, look, I want to say I put the call out
My neighbor hooked me up. He went to Orlando. He got me my Puerto Rican beer medallia light right here, man
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I'm enjoying it while I can but I won't be able to use straws either homie
no straws the fuck I love straws you know straws in my head you can't have
straws can't use straws because the air gets if you air gets I'm making this
sick yeah but after a few after like two years you can do shit all you want
The
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Another
Hotel
For
You
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Yeah
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I say boi, let me tell you boi, there's something wrong with the boi
No, no, no, don't fucking hit the microwave, no, don't fire words
I got the stink eye from my sister-in-law once because her autistic son, my nephew, I said about him once
There's something wrong with the boi, like, fuck horn like horn, she gave me the dirtiest look
There's something wrong with the boi
I said boi, there's something wrong about a boi that don't play baseball
Oh, he wouldn't shut up today about what's a carnivore, what's a herbivore
Am I a carnivore said no I'm an omnivore it's fine to him shut up shut up shut up about it I love that kid to death but Jesus God he just goes off
Hello I need some help with the microwave I'm in 225 I got I got some fireworks and fireworks they got wet so I'm trying to heat them up
How long do I heat them?
As you'd like
Is it 30 seconds or a minute?
Oh man
Was that you with the Microsoft?
Microwave sound effects?
No it wasn't me
Good call boy
Here's some numbers apparently
It's me Cheech says these are like
Direct dial numbers into hotels
It's him Cheech?
Yeah it's Cheech
Yeah right there is a couple numbers
Yeah, Dom, you gotta do some pranks, bro.
You gotta, you know.
Says those motherfuckers dialed right into the rooms.
You gotta put your work in here, boy.
Alright, I like how you fuckin'
the fireworks wet
like that urban legend where the lady killed her dog
in the microwave.
She put the firework in the microwave.
I don't think that's a real story.
I heard that back in the 80s.
The dumb lady put her little dog
in the microwave.
That's terrible.
I like how, too, when the fireworks are going off,
the fuckin' lady's moaning and shit.
Like there is a fireplace in their ass
It's me Choch
your call is being answered by the guest voice mail
The person you called is unavailable
Please leave a message so much for that number. Let me try that. That was the first number you said
What's this the second number different ah yeah supposed to be
Welcome to the guest voicemail system. Enter extension.
Enter your extension.
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Enter extension. Check in to the room you dialed.
Excellent.
Enter extension. You dialed.
Now we gotta find a room.
Check the room you dialed.
Check the room you dialed.
Jesus.
Enter extension.
Come on, we gotta find a cell.
Hotel's empty.
What a shit hotel
Everybody has died
Thank you for checking in
Hey can y'all let me know
I was seeing complaints during the break
From the past that my audio was bad
Because you couldn't hear me
Has that fixed now?
I think I addressed that issue
They're saying it looks good
The audio looks good
Far out man
You gotta take some acid
I'm gonna get sick
I gotta do something about that
Welcome to the guest voicemail system.
You should wait until the kid gets better, then go get the kid sick again.
No one is checked in to the room you dialed.
I don't know why she brought that fucking kid when she's sick. Stupid.
No one is checked in to the room you dialed.
No one is checked in to the room you dialed.
It's Nikolo.
They just do the Dwight thing. They never check in. They just stay in the room now.
I dialed 108 now a second time. Why did I do that? Stupid.
No one is checked in to the room you dialed.
Enter.
No one is checked in to the room you dialed.
Alright, we got this hotel.
This ain't gonna work.
Enter.
Enter.
It's me, Chocho.
Because his name's Cheech.
Fucking Choch.
Come on, man.
Well, just a regular fucking hotel then.
If you want to join the show, 405-396-6884.
It's the mouth line.
405-39-mouth.
The mouthy bitch line.
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Hi, yes, I'm in the room and we're trying to light some fireworks in here
We want to make sure the fire alarm doesn't go off. Well, I guess we already started. Yeah, we're in the room
Ignorant. Yeah, I'm here. All right. So yeah, we want to make sure the fire alarm doesn't go off
How do we open the windows and stuff?
Policy of no smoking and that would be considered this isn't smoking. This is fireworks
The smoke all in here though, man, it's hard to breathe
We're doing it in the bathroom and it's starting to really get bad.
Yeah I can transfer you to my supervisor and they can develop a policy.
Alright, well hurry it up.
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This is Charlotte, .
What's your name, Toilet?
Toilet.
Toilet, that's a weird name.
Uh, listen we're lighting.
My name is Charlotte, sir.
Toilet, ok, we're lighting fireworks.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, don't curse. Listen toilet. We're in the bathroom. We're lighting fireworks and we want to make sure the fire alarm doesn't go off
It's too late. Hello. Well, how can we open the windows and stuff?
It's like 211 wait, we want to make sure the fire alarm doesn't go off
There is anything we can do to stop it because it's not allowed to light up fireworks in the room
So he doesn't say that when we checked in no one said that it's the 4th of July
Other
Look I found a whole bunch of fireworks I forgot about in the bathroom
You there?
You got quiet.
What happened toilet kitchen?
Toilet
another flora
I already talked to Flora
Toilet
This is Charlotte
He called me toilet
another hotel
Another hotel here we go
Is that that Downs South Motherf**** that keeps coming out
Hey boy, how you doing good yourself we're lighting fireworks in the room. We want to make sure the fire alarm doesn't go off
They won't yeah in the bathroom
215
Yeah, yeah fucker. It was fart. Yeah, you're on the air
Natku
I was gonna say, Looking forward to the next couple videos
All right show me how
Yeah, totally I'll connect you know, yeah, man. This is like talking to a fucking celebrity because
No, no. I'm just a fat loser. I'm a fat loser.
Oh, come on, dude. You make me fucking laugh all the time, and I need laughter, okay?
I hate myself.
Serious humor.
Do you want to share what's wrong? Why are you laid up? Are you all right? You got kidney stones?
I got fucking no, dude, because I work three, like, I do, like, windows, and I work for, say, probably the name, right?
Can I say the name? I work at the, uh...
Microsoft?
Grocery.
That's so cool. So, a grocery store? Is it Albertsons?
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Matt Baz Milkman Thomas Trank Prank
Yeah, good. All right. Is the hotel good you with that?
You got a brother you do you that sounded kind of sexy
You see do merchandiser kind of position
You're on
Groundhog Day
Chilas
Near-Air
Chilas
Da Ka
Da Ka
The
The
The
The
Dr. Jerry and Jerry do you have a supervisor? What may I help you with? Do you have a supervisor? Yes sir, that would be me. What may I help you with? Let me, you are the supervisor. Is that real? Yes sir, I'm the assistant manager. I have a manager that you are working with tomorrow. What are they doing tonight? Are they doing like that thing with the fireworks machine? She is currently, I'm not sure, she is currently enjoying the 4th of July with her family. Is there something that I can assist you with? Hold on, is the spark plug good? No, there is no fireworks allowed on their premises.
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Do you know who you're speaking with do I know who I'm speaking with I don't know you know, but I know that we
we had a we had a conference and we had people in there and
We had a conference somewhere else. You got us. Yeah, you guys staying to you. So we're a conference somewhere else for money
We're like we're jumping Hamilton's, you know, what are you asking me?
No bill and we drop them and we get in the hotel the conference somewhere else and we just thought money
I understand what you're saying. No, we are not allowed to have any kind of fireworks on the premises
You're welcome to have whatever you like for really
Can I like my force?
This is this is Pastor Jerry, can I light my farts on fire?
What kind of what kind of music do you make and you need like that?
I don't understand why Iceman didn't get court-martialed and thrown in the
fucking in fucking you know military prison because it's his fault well that
goose later Hollywood fucked him up the ass and made sure that he didn't do any
What is this bullshit?
Iceman should have been court-martialed and found guilty for causing the air accident that killed Goose.
It's bullshit.
Even after that, he kept fucking with Maverick.
I don't know why that...
Do you really think it's true that, like, fucking blue ice can drop out of the sky
and it hits someone on the head like on Six Feet Under?
Have you seen that?
Uh-uh.
Blue ice?
Six Feet Under is the best fucking series on HBO.
I've heard good things about Six Feet Under.
So they say that blue ice can fall from the sky and kill you?
Right, here's what happens, right?
Toilets and planes?
Yeah, so when it comes out, well, whatever it does, it comes out of the plane and it freezes in mid-air.
And then there was a lady putting chloroform on the line and one of them said it fucking blocked it.
Yeah, I think so. They usually only release it over the water, I think.
I don't think they try it.
I don't think it happened very often, but like it fucking dropped out of the sky and like killed the bitch
I've heard of these pretty good houses and making serious damage and shit when they've accidentally said yeah
I've heard of that before
Holy shit. Yeah, the now man the shit water
freezes into a big ice ball and it goes through a house like a
You know, yeah, so basically you got killed by shit. Well piss probably more like piss. Yes
Yeah, so basically you got killed by fuckin' piss out of the air.
Frozen piss, yeah. There might be some shit in there too.
And then, then you have to worry about the obituary.
Yeah. Yeah, then Mr. Poirier-
Woman dies by... hell yeah.
Yeah. Alright, man. Well, I hope you feel better. Go look with the hernia thing.
You know, like I said, don't be a- try to be a tough guy. Take your pain meds.
Just don't get addicted, you know?
Uh, I'm gonna try, but I can't- I don't like laying around, dude.
But I was like, you know what? What the fuck? I was looking up APKs and shit.
And I saw you were on live.
I've like I would have just like my call but yeah, this is bamboo dude. All right, dude. Well, thanks man
Good luck to you. Don't be a stranger. Oh, yeah
Go ahead. I want to know what kind of music you make. I want to check it out. I make all kinds
See, that's why I'm marketable because I just play fucking everything. I got a thing where I can just listen to the song play it
I don't know. No, I have like anything up that I can check out or anything like absolutely
I don't know if I can do that over the airwaves because some fucking dude threatened to murder me last month because his girlfriend was watching my videos too much.
Yeah, because I do a live stream on Facebook.
She was watching the videos.
Really?
I was getting up.
Hell yeah, this really fucking happened, dude.
Was she touching it?
I got up.
I got up to go to work, and the messenger phone rang the team.
I was like, you do?
Yeah, all right.
and then I picked it up and this guy he's fucking on there and he's just yelling
damn
he goes he goes my life and now I'm going to ruin yours
because I know where you live and I'm going to fucking murder you
what the fuck what the you didn't do shit all you're doing is making me do shit
I know I said you know
that's right
and I said to him
he's got to get this girl in check it's not your responsibility
the fuck
yeah I knew that you yeah and I said that to him I said dude I'm going to tell you something right now
I said you ever see that movie John Wick
it happened over a dog bitch
My daughter's in this house and so is my wife and he's fucking threatened three people. Oh, you know what so you don't fucking threaten the guy
Yeah, it's family. He's dead. He's dead. You're having pussy problems, right? Yeah, dude
That's your problem. You know, you got to keep your hose in check. Don't fucking blame the musician over here
You know, he all you know is making me
Honestly, I was like, you know what people say you sound like milkman. They think I do. Yeah, you kind of do you gotta
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Yeah, you can do that if the link out now if you want or any time. Yeah, let me know
Well, did it just email me and be in based on this murder thing this fucking idiot that did that but it's sad flute sad
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Okay, just email me and I'll give you the link. Yeah this
Cycles out there, dude. Yeah, I know
Yeah, true. So me and John Lennon you keep your thing going dude. I love you guys man. You guys are all alright, bro
bruh take it easy
cya man
happy 4th of july bruh
alright yeah you too
pfft
po po po
toucha
aight hey i wanna get real
did you say be a John Lennon?
yeah John Lennon
don't die
you know
don't get shot
strawberry fields forever
but he got shot
uhhhh
yeah
that Lennon's dead
yeah you're right
so why would we wanna be like him?
dude he was a legend
even in death
in death he's still a legend
spatially oriented
yeah he is
donated a super chat
an odd number
533
i don't like odd numbers man
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